Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “A+ for enthusiasm, though”

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Andrew: “Grimli, the battle editor”

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Andrew: “Hold! Hold! Hold! Hold!”

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Andrew: “Is that how computers work?”

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Andrew: “It’s so hard to not list all my foibles… today”

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Andrew: “Luke and Phyllis know what a doofus I am”

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Andrew: “Luke, I’m gonna say it”

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Andrew: “Luke, I’m gonna say it… now more than ever. I am glad that we are gonna be taking phone calls”

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Andrew: “Now, you’ve made that promise to me before on things that I don’t think you truly deleted”

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Andrew: “We’re gonna need a sneeze guard”

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Andrew: “We’re gonna need a sneeze guard… Like, we’re gonna need a sneeze guard bad”

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Andrew and Luke: “Because, you know… Legal likes to say yes to things. Of course!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wait… Where–You don’t have the tickets? I thought you brought the tickets. What’s the phrase that pays?”

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Luke: “And, Legal killed it!”

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Luke: “Basketball’s back… baby!”

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Luke: “Burbled up”

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Luke: “Hi(gh), I met your mother”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna cut this man’s hair. I don’t wanna take his glory”

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Luke: “I don’t… know really how any of this works”

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Luke: “I just brought a gun to a nuke fight”

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Luke: “If you don’t believe in Jesus, you’re burning in Hell”

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Luke: “Oh, no. Really?”

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Luke: “They’re gonna hear… the, the sausage getting made and eaten”

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Luke: “Uh-oh”

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Luke and Andrew: “If we can get a raven… bringing a thumb drive… If you, if that thumb drive (Do not trust that) gets dropped in the parking lot, it is my lucky day”

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Luke and Andrew: “What was in that lemonade you made for me? It kinda smelled like almonds; (Uh-huh) that seemed weird (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “And, I’ll tear your face off!”

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Andrew: “Can I show-and-tell a picture of a tick?”

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Andrew: “Can I skip ahead? I never skip ahead… I never skip ahead”

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Andrew: “Everything’s fucked”

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Andrew: “Hello, American men and the fairer sex”

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Andrew: “Hey, Gorgle”

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Andrew: “Hey, Gorgle. What’s a toyger?”

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Andrew: “Hey, hey, hey”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what to expect anymore, from me! Like, maybe you’ll just look at me and make a joke; and, I’ll tear your face off! I have no idea. Be careful… Keep me away from bath salts!”

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Andrew: “I just made the snort noise”

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Andrew: “I love… saying ‘toyger'”

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Andrew: “I need to get loose like that cable, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I quit… You know what? I quit. Can I get a job where I don’t talk into a microphone?”

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Andrew: “It makes it a little bit harder… to be a, a, you know, a chuckle monster on this show”

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Andrew: “It was me! I left my car running!”

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Andrew: “It was my Dan Le Batard time”

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Andrew: “It’s not the masks! I’m not making a statement about the efficacy of masks here; or, who’s wearing ’em and who’s not… I’m just talking about the, them as a, as a symbol and reminder that everything’s fucked”

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Andrew: “Keep me away from bath salts!”

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Andrew: “Let’s start off this day with a little Bill Cosby imitation from yours truly!”

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Andrew: “Love will… tear us apart… again”

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Andrew: “Luke, I just… thought of something… It’s… My mind made connections to this. Don’t worry about how or why. It’s gonna seem out of the blue; but… There’s no chance you can… bring Rudy next week, is there?”

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Andrew: “Oh, good. I’m glad my new catchphrase isn’t problematic at all. That’s what I love about it”

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Andrew: Saying “But, I wanna talk about the process” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “In this cattery”

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Andrew: Snorting quietly while Luke was talking

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Andrew: “Something, something, Luke something”

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Andrew: “Underwear, Mama!”

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Andrew: “Who is that? Are you looking it up? Oh, wait! Don’t look it up! Don’t look it up! Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Why not toot a horn?”

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Andrew: “You don’t have to get buff, again?!”

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Luke: “A lot of Burbs and Walsh in your life next week”

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Luke: “Hey, hey, hey”

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Luke: “I’m Long Red… And, when you see something orange… I make the make most noise on piano”

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Luke: “No-no-no-no-no, no, no”

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Luke: Saying “Everything is just fucked” in a gravelly voice

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Luke: Saying “This kind of… a little bit of New Orleans in my voice?” in a gravelly voice

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Luke: “Squinch-by-squinched”

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Luke: “TBTL-a-thon XI: Burn it Down”

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Luke: “You have no idea how lucky you are that is an audio-only product”

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Luke: “You hocked up a few narlugas last week on the show”

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Luke: “Zatarain’s!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do I want this to be what controls the rocketship? (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I thought that was the sound of you Googling it and bailing ne out of this nightmare. No. No. I’m not, I’m not… I’m not Googling it”

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Andrew: “As you wish”

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Andrew: “He’s so angry! He’s so angry!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. Are there other shows? I don’t even know! This is how we do it”

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Andrew: “I think I just ran out of words!”

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Andrew: “I was… living in this imagination world”

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Andrew: “I was… living in this imagination world. What the hell?”

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Andrew: “I was… living in this imagination world. What the hell? We gotta wrap this damn show up. I think I just ran out of words!”

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Andrew: “Is Elon Tusk a character?”

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Andrew: Saying “And, they’re all gonna sound like this” in a quiet and sultry manner

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Andrew: “Sorry to be… finger-waggy”

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Andrew: “Sorry to be… finger-waggy. I didn’t like my tone there”

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Andrew: “What the hell?”

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Andrew: “Who do you think you are? I am!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, you’re right. That is a very thin overlap in the Venn diagram”

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Andrew: “Yesterday, we heard that fascinating story from listener… I’ll get there. Hold on”

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Andrew and Luke: “Gotcha… Oh! Gotcha! (Now) I say ‘Gotcha’ a lot, I think”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sultry Saturdays… with (Mmm-hmm) Sandrew”

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Luke: “Because, I had been basically making out with the windscreen… Ooh!”

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Luke: “Joe… Pesci and Paris Hilton!!!”

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Luke: “Sultry Saturdays with Sandrew. Now, it’s time for songs we’re suckers for”

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Luke: “Today’s the day, you guys… May 27th… This is the day my allergies kick in”

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Luke: “What the eff!?”

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Luke: “Yeah, there’s no… there’s no prankin’… an Elon Tusk”

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Luke: “You gotta eat that microphone”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because, I had been basically making out with the windscreen… Ooh! Could that be a second segment on Sultry Saturdays with Sandrew? (You are so thirsty to be on my new show!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “From the… boudoir… in the offices of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat… I’m Andrew in a satin robe… I am Sultry (Oh, no!) Saturdays with Sandrew in a satin robe… eating strawberries (That’s true) dipped in chocolate”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, Gorgle! Hey, Gorgle!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Welcome to Sultry Saturdays with Sandrew; where, you can leave your hat on. Or, take it off. (Or not) Honestly. Whatever”

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Luke and Andrew: “You can take your hat off! (I hate that song so much) I don’t know who… that is”

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Andrew: “And, I, I know I’m, I’m coming off as very snobby here”

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Andrew: “Because, I’m just a big… messy soup of emotions”

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Andrew: “Good Lord! Looking forward to spending a… week with you”

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Andrew: “Hey, hey, hey!”

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Andrew: “I already have several of… the things that I want to bring to show-and-tell picked out… Some of ’em are, you know… skin issues”

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Andrew: “I am still a broken, petty, awful person”

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Andrew: “I believed you!”

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Andrew: “I mean, the problem is: I got bigger; but, black garbage bags have not”

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Andrew: “I, I don’t like mask society”

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Andrew: “I’m such a petty man”

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Andrew: “If you can’t… stop burping, and you needed… some help, I can probably take over the show!!”

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Andrew: “It’s Lake of the Smozarks, right?”

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Andrew: “Lurking… threatening… pouncing”

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Andrew: Making a funny sound of being triggered

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Andrew: “No! I don’t like it sounding better!” (Edited)

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!!”

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Andrew: Saying “Show!!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “The problem with that isn’t even me, my joke about weird is the fact that I can’t say the word ‘symptom’. I sound like a shit salesman with a mouthful of samples. It’s terrible!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I don’t… I don’t know what’s going on with me”

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Andrew: “You just put up with shit for so long”

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Andrew: “You’re the asshole”

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Andrew: “You’ve always been here, right?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think it’s a combination of a bunch of… (Uh-huh) weird, broken things in my brain”

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Andrew and Luke: “No! (Hmm) I don’t like it sounding better!”

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Luke: “And, then, I got the fuck out”

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Luke: “I bleeped your bleep… you fat bleep”

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Luke: “I did it guys… Got rid of the… of the dragon that was lurking within me”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “May-time Memmy”

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Luke: “Put a fucking mask on!”

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Luke: “This… bubbly water is coming back on me”

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Luke: “What is wrong with you?”

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Andrew: “¡Jalapeña!”

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Andrew: “Alright, I’m gonna be a little bit honest here. And, we can cut it if it’s too much honesty”

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Andrew: “And, it looks like… that did win with sixty-nine percent of the vote… Nice”

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Andrew: “Aw, damnit!! That was my moment to shine!”

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Andrew: “Cuz, you know. I don’t know a lotta things”

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Andrew: “Hey, Gorgle”

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Andrew: “Huh! You’re going with that, huh?”

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Andrew: “I am… most certainly not taking a shame holiday. I am… full of shame today”

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Andrew: “I guess you would call it, kind of, grief and sadness. And, I just started bawling right there”

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Andrew: “I remember… being astounded at how easy it is to edit you”

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Andrew: “I think I got the chemicals right this time, Luke… I’m gonna run, I’m gonna run some of the science by you later”

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Andrew: “I think I’ve had a huge mistake here, by the way”

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Andrew: “I was not hurt”

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Andrew: “I’m figuring out how you’re gonna turn this into an insult”

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Andrew: “It’s so easy to edit you”

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Andrew: “Location, location, donation”

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Andrew: Singing “We… had to kill some drops… One’s left… What is it?”

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Andrew: Snorting and saying “Oh, no! I just snorted! Shoot! I gotta stop doing that! I gotta stop doing my snort laugh!”

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Andrew: Snorting and saying “Oh! I snorted… Don’t do that”

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Andrew: “Swole Daddy”

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Andrew: “TBTL-a-thon XI: Friendos ’til the Endos?”

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Andrew: “TBTL-a-thon XI: It’s So… Cold!”

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Andrew: “TBTL-a-thon XI: We’re Less There Than We Used to Be”

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Andrew: “Trachea-saurus”

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Andrew: “You and I have little project that we’re both working on that we’re not really talking about right now; because, it is… highly illegal”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew playing ten seconds of the snorting montage that was created some time ago and Luke wants someone to turn it into a club banger

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned for tweeting out the number of Andrew snorting clips and the montage created some time ago

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Andrew and Luke: “I am… most certainly not taking a shame holiday. I am… full of shame today. I don’t know why; but, it’s just a general, vague shame feeling… I know why. Why?”

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Luke: “Diners, Drive-Bys… and Derfs [ph]“

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Luke: “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dorfs”

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Luke: “It was a real flurry… Umm”

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Luke: “No… you did not miss it… I missed it!”

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Luke: Saying “The postal what at the where!?” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Haaah… Haaah!”

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Luke: Singing “Haaah… Haaah!” #2

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Luke: Singing “Man, I am tonight”

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Luke: Singing “Stand in line, graduation time. Get your tassel and do your thing… That’s just the way it is”

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Luke: “TBTL-a-thon XI… Oh, Dear God. It’s Getting Dark”

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Luke: “TBTL-a-thon XI… We’re Not Gonna Make It”

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Luke: “TBTL-a-thon… XI… Mother, It’s That You?”

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Luke: “The snort collector?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke jokingly says that a four hour montage of him saying “Umm” will be on Marsupial Gurgle and Andrew says that was not a marching order to do so

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