Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Am I bugging you? Don’t mean to bug ya”

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Andrew: “Are you beepin’ me!?”

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Andrew: “As God made us”

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Andrew: “Doors close. Fade to black”

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Andrew: “Fucks with other birds’ eggs”

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Andrew: Getting mentioned for responding to Luke’s tweet with the Spiderman pointing at Spiderman meme

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Andrew: “He just puts the bins in the boot and he takes ’em… to the…”

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Andrew: “I think we’re going to be using some systems on the backend”

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Andrew: “I wear a sign… It’s sad!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. I’m now abusing the Blursdays”

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Andrew: Saying “Hey, guys… Hey, hivemind… What kind of software should I get?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Sorry, Paul. We’re just taking the piss; because, we’re chuffed”

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Andrew: “The Blursdays are coming! The Blursdays are coming!”

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Andrew: “Today… yesterday… when they didn’t pick up my garbage. Tomorrow… this is… The Daily”

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Andrew: “What were the tensions? Tell… tell me”

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Andrew: “Wow, that sounds like a lotta work. Let’s not do that”

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Luke: “Done and… done… brother!”

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Luke: “It’s shameless and cheap; and, I’m, I make no apologies”

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Luke: “My Twitter feed has devolved into just… videos of the dog. It’s the only thing on there… And, it’s shameless and cheap; and, I’m, I make no apologies”

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Luke: “Now, that I’m older and uglier”

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Luke: Saying “I love that quote!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “That’s right, baby… TBTL is Mystery Solvers”

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While Luke and Andrew were talking and playing songs in the style of Sufjan Stevens, Luke tried to sing the differences between the original bass line of Queen’s “Under Pressure” and Vanilla Ice’s totally different bass line [ed: where’s the snark tag when we need it?] used in “Ice Ice Baby”.

Luke: Singing the bass line of either Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby” or Queen’s “Under Pressure”

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Luke: Singing the bass line of either Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby” or Queen’s “Under Pressure” #2

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I created a mashup of the two versions that Luke sung, tweaked it so that both tracks had the notes hit at nearly the same time and blended the two as a stereo track.

Luke: Queen vs Vanilla Ice-ish

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Andrew: “Actually, you want me to look at all endings?”

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Andrew: “Boy, that was a weird lisp thing I just did”

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Andrew: Getting mentioned for picking up and transferring the RadioFreeWalsh.com domain to Andrew

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Andrew: “Healthily marry up”

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Andrew: “I’ll cut you”

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Andrew: “It’s not in an intimate place at all”

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Andrew: “Saturday the Sixthth [sic]“

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Andrew: Spraying sound

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Andrew: “That’s the Disposable Media way, Luke! Are Disposable Media man?”

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Andrew: “That’s why we’re doing this!”

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Andrew: “The stakes a little bit higher with your noggin”

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Andrew: “Theatre!!”

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Andrew: “Uh-huh! No you di’nt”

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Andrew: “Yeah, it’s the executive shit”

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Andrew: “You’re not getting it!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, punk… ya feeling lucky? (Wow) Fill out this (Man!) Dazzling Donor form”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is the energy I’m gonna bring to that… So, you’ll wanna be there for that (Oh my God)”

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Luke: “(Two bros) Quarantined up”

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Luke: “But, what the hell does that have to do with me!?”

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Luke: “Cool”

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Luke: “Honestly, a rash on your ClickHole is the grossest”

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Luke: “I gotta do all of those!”

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Luke: “I’ll, I’ll mess with some Pokémon”

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Luke: “Someone finally crossed the street… for old Burbs… I felt very seen out there today”

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Luke: “The FBI, baby!”

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Luke: “The more intimate the location, obviously, the more embarrassing the rash”

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Luke: Whistling a portion of Scorpions’ “Wind of Change”

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Luke and Andrew: “I need you to bathe me too during… (Wow!) the ‘thon”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think we should cut each other’s hair… I’ll cut you”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “It’s a block… house!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You don’t get the show! Yes! You don’t get the show!”

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Andrew: “Click-click-click-click-click!”

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Andrew: “Good grief. Get to it!”

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Andrew: “He’s a dazzling donor! Technically, I can’t… can’t take issue with that; so, I don’t”

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Andrew: “I come back into my studio… It stinks in here… You know what it stinks like? Me… It stinks like me in here, Luke… It’s terrible!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know… I’m in too deep”

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Andrew: “I’m not great at faking it”

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Andrew: “It ain’t me, babe… It ain’t me you’re looking for”

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Andrew: “It stinks in here… You know what it stinks like? Me”

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Andrew: “It’s about balance. It’s about poise. It’s about self-confidence”

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Andrew: “My guess is, I become better smelling as an old man”

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Andrew: Quiet “What’s wrong with me?”

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Andrew: “She’s got this FOMO shit going on”

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Andrew: Singing “ELN! Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh”

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Andrew: “Theo… is a bold, brash cat”

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Andrew: “Uhh! This doesn’t hit me the way it used to”

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Andrew: “Whatever the… shit that is”

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Andrew: “Why are we doing this? Why do I keep on doubling down on this topic?”

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Andrew: “Write it down!”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s not just about strength. It’s about balance. It’s about poise. It’s about self-confidence. It’s about all these things that (Okay) I’ve heard about”

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Andrew and Luke: “Like, we (Right) couldn’t figure out where it came from. Why that was living inside her this whole time and why it came out now; but, it was… fucking wonderful!”

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Luke: “He trolled me… He got into my heart… and, then, he kicked me in my heart’s ball sack!”

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Luke: “I guess it goes: verse, chorus, verse, chorus?”

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Luke: “I have pulled off the bamboozle to end all bamboozles”

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Luke: “I have pulled off the bamboozle to end all bamboozles, and I will be inducted into the bamboozle Hall of Fame”

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Luke: “My fingers are shaking. My wegs [sic] are shaking. I don’t know how to play guitar. I barely knew… how to play guitar… when I knew how to play guitar”

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Luke: “Ooh, this shit be hittin’ different”

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Luke: Reading EveryoneLovesNudez’s reddit post exposing their bamboozling Seattle Seahawks fans

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: Singing “Stand by your jams”

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Luke: “Verse, chorus, verse, chorus?”

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Luke: “You get the show!”

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Andrew: “Age of Lower Back Pain”

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Andrew: “Bad boy, bad boy. Bad boy, bad boy… Boys will be boys. Bad boy, bad boy… Boys will be boys… Bad boy, bad boy… Boys will be boys… Bad boy, bad boy” (Edited)

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Andrew: “Boy… I shoulda been a poet”

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Andrew: “But, I swear to God. This is not a spoof, Luke… This is the truth”

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Andrew: “Don’t… praise… the machine!”

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Andrew: “I can’t hold two ideas in my head at the same time”

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Andrew: “I mean, sadly, parts of our culture are gonna end up, like… detritus left… by an iceberg as it, kind of, plowed through our society”

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Andrew: “I mean, sadly, parts of our culture are gonna end up, like… detritus left… by an iceberg as it, kind of, plowed through our society. Boy… I shoulda been a poet”

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Andrew: “I sent you photos of a rash”

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Andrew: “I’ll sleep well that night”

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Andrew: “I’m a bit of a bed-wetter; so, you’re gonna want to bring an umbrella”

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Andrew: “If I ever write a takedown piece of his… a takedown piece about him, I’m gonna call it ‘The Plotz Against America'”

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Andrew: “Now, I get the meme!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m a funny guy!”

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Andrew: Saying “Time to scram, Scoob!” as Shaggy

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Andrew: “She’s a professional. She sees this stuff all the time”

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Andrew: “Ten years from now, I might be cuddling with one of these”

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Andrew: “Welcome to my world”

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Andrew: “What are we… doing with our lives!?”

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Andrew: “Wow! There’s, there’s a lot”

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Andrew: “You know what is amazing to me? How… dumb I am”

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Andrew: “You really need a dog, man”

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Andrew and Luke: “Bad boy, bad boy. Bad boy, bad boy… Boys will be boys. Bad boy, bad boy… Boys will be boys… (Oh, in the background?) Bad boy, bad boy… Boys will be boys… Bad boy, bad boy”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Bad boy… bad boy… Boys will be boys. Bad boy… bad boy”

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Luke: “Am I pretty, Mama? Am I pretty now?”

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Luke: “I’m sure we’ve got some… some Down-heads out there. What, are you, are you guys System-heads? Are you Down-heads? Are you Serj-heads?”

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Luke: Singing “Boys will be boys. Boy bye… boy bye”

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Luke: Singing “Wake up! Something, something, put away your makeup!”

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Luke: Singing “Wake up! X Æ A-12, makeup!”

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Luke: Singing “Wake up! X Æ A-12, makeup!” #2

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Luke: “We couldn’t be the ‘bad boy of public radio’ without you”

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Luke: “When I lie on national TV, I like it to be intentional”

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Luke: “You have an… innate sense for that kind of catty drama”

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Luke and Andrew: “Bad, bad, bad, bad boys. They make me feel so good (I think it’s ‘boys,’ yeah) Boys… boys will be boys. Bad boys, bad boys (Boys will be boys)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re not gonna do our normal make-out session before bed… Hmm”

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Andrew: “And, I don’t know how to pick one!”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke. Would you say that you got a… tan-meo?”

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Andrew: “How is this gonna impact my weekend?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what I’m talking about. I’m totally talking out… the wrong end of my body right now”

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Andrew: “I have to be careful not to be a total creep”

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Andrew: “I think I’m drinking soap”

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Andrew: “I was… stressed the other day… I was… stressed… out… the other day!”

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Andrew: “I will listen to that!”

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Andrew: “I’m going to go and watch it by myself in the bathroom or somewhere”

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Andrew: “I’m in a real Burbankian situation here”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Listen… I’m no Tanny Fauci”

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Andrew: “My… heart went a little bit a… pitter-patter”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. I’m the worst”

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Andrew: “Oh… here we go!”

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Andrew: Quiet “Oh, boy”

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Andrew: Singing “Rip-dip-da-lip-dip-dip-dip, it’s your birthday!”

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Andrew: “This is some of that famous TBTL nepotism”

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Andrew: “You have Chris Sullivan’s ‘Chokepoints;’ which, is just the… dirtiest sound thing! It’s so… filthy sounding to me!”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna go blind, Luke”

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Luke: “I made soup… Andrew. I made soup!”

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Luke: “I’m about to enter… the kill chute… of this Taco Bell”

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Luke: “Kinky, he used to… daddle the doots, right, on the, with the broken horn?”

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Luke: “So, I did have a bang-bang yesterday”

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Luke: “That was Tanny Fauci”

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Luke: “That’s the saddest salad I’ve ever heard”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because, I’m now using these free Nike socks to dab the… still considerable sweat coming off my brow… Oh, God! Does that gross you out?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “No, it’s… more like Tanny Fauci” and Andrew laughing in a funny manner

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s just a meeting of two minds that are… beautiful. Yeah… Big… beautiful minds”

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Luke and Andrew: “Until then… please remember… there’s no… mountain that you can’t not… climb… And, happy birthday to Luke! Hey! Finally, it’s about me”

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Patricia Krentcil: “And, there is no mountain… too tall”

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Patricia Krentcil: “And, there is no mountain… too tall… at all… for you not to conquer”

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Andrew: “Ah; but, share them I will. Share them I will”

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Andrew: “And, then, that word just came out of my mouth”

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Andrew: “Definitely wanted to enter the leather daddy phase of my middle aged”

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Andrew: “Edible grease sponges”

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Andrew: “How do they know?”

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Andrew: “I didn’t land on Lynnwood, man. Lynnwood landed on me”

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Andrew: “I haven’t gotten on that train yet”

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Andrew: “I’m starting to wonder, man!”

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Andrew: “Middle-age maledom”

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Andrew: “My beard is a face hider”

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Andrew: “No, that was me acting!”

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Andrew: “Oh, the music’s out, Luke… The music is out!”

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Andrew: Saying “Hello, Luke!” in a high-pitched voice

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Andrew: “Smooth!”

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Andrew: “That is, like, my darkest memory of TBTL; and, you don’t even remember it, you jerk!”

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Andrew: “There will be talk of privilege”

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Andrew: “Well, God bless ’em for doing it”

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Andrew: “When the combination of the shame of your face meets the shame of your balding head”

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Andrew: “Whoa, that made it sound like Genevieve isn’t my family… Wait… Is Genevieve my family?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Are you linked to any pre-crimes right now? Constantly”

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Andrew and Luke: “We can see each other… (Yeah) More importantly, we can see ourselves. And, that’s where this Zoom thing really sucks, isn’t it?”

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Luke: “I ain’t doing that”

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Luke: “I’m also wearing running shorts that I split the… butt out of today”

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Luke: “It’s not a ‘Label Baby’!”

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Luke: “That’s… that’s the sketch-ball side of me”

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Luke: “You emerged from a human body somewhere… in Lynnwood”

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