Andrew: Making a weird sound
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Andrew: “What is this wonderfulness?”
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Luke: “Mike Sniffer-Smittens? Mike Sniffer-Smittens, who?”
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Luke: “You’re a face for my spank bank”
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Andrew: “Don’t dump it. Pump it”
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Andrew: “Is this illegal what I’m doing here, Luke?”
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Andrew: “It was the most satisfying feeling. It’s like mental… pooping”
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Andrew: “It’s like mental… pooping”
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Andrew and Luke: “Is this illegal what I’m doing here, Luke? Illegal? No. Will it get us fired? Probably. Okay. Good”
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Andrew: “And, he’s dapper as fuck!”
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Andrew: “Because, this M&Ms bullshit is bullshit”
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Andrew: Singing “Thunder Road”
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Andrew: “That’s my favorite anchor!”
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Luke: Saying “I always liked old movies that used to have these custard pie fights” as Bill Clinton
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Luke: Singing “Everything I do, I do it for you”
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Luke: Singing “What the hell was that on Friar Tuck’s head?”
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Andrew: “Do you live on… Scatman’s floor?”
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Andrew: “Guitar, man!”
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Andrew: “I have the sillies!”
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Andrew: “You know me. I got goldfish brain over here”
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Andrew: “You wanna go into creeper-town here?”
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Luke: Saying “Update… The boys are beating the Jerries abroad, having stormed Omaha Beach. Now, this ad for Brillo” as an old-timey radio newscaster
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Andrew: “Calm… your hoo-hahs”
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Andrew: “Good or bad, I’m here for the next two hours”
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Andrew: “Hey! Calm… your hoo-hahs”
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Andrew: “I care about your sex life”
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Andrew: “I think that I made some major mistakes in there; but, I think I made up for it with my energy”
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Andrew: “I’d gone to town on these stairs”
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Andrew: “I’m a deeply lazy man”
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Andrew: Saying “I’m Jerry Seinfeld!” in a funny manner
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Andrew: Singing “Playing with the Queen of Hearts”
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Andrew: Singing the 20th Century Studio fanfare
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Andrew: “Somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this”
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Andrew: “We are on-brand, my friend”
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Andrew: “What are you pulling here, Walsh?”
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Andrew: “You gotta get close to the dirt”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew making trumpet sounds and Luke saying “Oh, dang it”
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Luke: Singing a portion of the 20th Century Studio fanfare
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Luke: Singing the 20th Century Studio fanfare
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Luke: Singing the 20th Century Studio fanfare #2
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Luke: Singing the 20th Century Studio fanfare #3
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Luke: “Their hoo-hahs were extremely placid”
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Andrew: “Boo! Boo!”
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Andrew: “Contain! Contain!”
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Andrew: “Everything we say closes”
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Andrew: “I buy some freaky shit”
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Andrew: “I feel like nobody has to look at what I’m buying; cuz, I buy some freaky shit”
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Andrew: “I know that I’ll start salivating”
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Andrew: “I wanna eat hot dogs and I don’t wanna be rude”
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Andrew: “Oh!!!”
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Andrew: “Shame!”
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Andrew: “You just said it slowly wrong”
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Luke: “A frozen, congealed rock of cheese”
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Luke: “And, I love to get Blotto!”
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Luke: “Your wife’s new nickname is: Dirty Monkey, Dirty Monkey”
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