Tag: Luke Burbank

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Clips From No Point Conversion 2019-12-10

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Andrew: “Boom… Baker, you just sold me on a bowl of cereal”

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Andrew: Clapping and saying “I wish you could see me right now. That brings delight to me”

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Andrew: “Every week, I try to say the dumbest thing on the show to see if I can beat myself”

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Andrew: “Has Freddie Kitchens lost his damn mind!?”

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Andrew: “Here we go, here we go, satellite radio”

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Andrew: “I just went from… questionable to doubtful”

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Andrew: “I was starving when I was watching the game”

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Andrew: “It’s not a No Point Conversion unless I bash Freddie Kitchens”

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Andrew: Saying “And, no tangent too long” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “Some of the dumb stuff he says” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Yes!! Ooh! Like… There you go!!”

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Luke: “Again, I hate the Patriots; so, I was… their tears… are, like… the only thing that gives me joy”

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Luke: “Boy, oh, boy. You know me”

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Luke: “I will never understand this”

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Luke: “Jesus Christ!!”

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Luke: “R-E, R-E-B, R-E-B-O-U-N-D. Rebound… Rebound”

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Luke: Saying “Lookie, lookie, a little keepsake” as Kip Dynamite

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Luke: “What about, what about, what about a color shout? Red, red, red, red. White, white, white, white, white, white”

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Luke: “What about… what about… what about the Cleveland Browns? Brown, brown, brown, brown. Orange, orange, orange, orange”

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Clips From TBTL #3052

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Andrew: “Are you Jonathan Hoogeman? [ph]“

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Andrew: “I can keep my shit together with you”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I have a brain like yours”

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Andrew: “I know I’m lying to myself. That shit… get… it’s just… gone”

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Andrew: “I know that! I’m not an idiot!”

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Andrew: Imitating a bike horn

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Andrew: “Mom! Where’s the turkey?”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s my birthday today” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “It’s my birthday today” in a funny manner #2

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Andrew: “You’ve kinda hit digital rock bottom”

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Andrew and Luke: “GOLO! Polo!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I know that my parents, when they were together… I… I’m alright… Okay… I can get through this”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m sure I’ll be able to help… This is my wheelhouse: remembering names (Yeah. Yeah)”

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Luke: “As a borderline ‘OK Boomer’ myself”

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Luke: “For those that don’t know: I’m white”

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Luke: “I only want one… Live Wire staffer to make eye contact with me”

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Luke: “It has that Walsh ring to it”

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Luke: “It is some Pennywise shit!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Mortimer… Mortimer Featherbottom?”

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Luke: “Oh my Gus”

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Luke: “Oh shit!”

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Luke: Saying “Lady bong” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Singing “Since my baby left me”

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Luke: Singing “These are my people. They are the ones”

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Luke: Singing his own version of “Baby Shark”

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Luke: “What a shitty Rennsday that was”

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Luke: “What were we Googling… last year?”

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Luke: “White people couldn’t pronounce it correctly”

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Luke: “Who Googles the Googler?”

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Luke: “Why am I doing this? Why am I doing this right now?”

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Luke: “Yeah, daddy. ¡Ay, papi!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Apparently… Apparently. All you–All youz do is get hacked if you got a Ring… system”

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Clips From TBTL #3051

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Andrew: “Aha. You know what you’re doing. Sorry to interrupt”

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Andrew: “Andrew the Skate King”

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Andrew: “But, you know me. I live for ‘atta-boy’s”

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Andrew: “Hey… Don’t dunk on me”

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Andrew: “I also have eczema. So, sorry ladies”

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Andrew: “I think you just HIPAA violated yourself, by the way”

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Andrew: “I’m a human being”

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Andrew: “It was ‘atta-boy’ on top of ‘atta-boy’ on top of ‘atta-boy'”

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Andrew: “It’s a three part… it’s a three part process, Luke. Don’t get it twisted… You go from boom to scissor to… what is the last… boom, scissor, brake?”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ!”

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Andrew: “My only regret is that… I have secrets”

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Andrew: “Okay. I’d milk a pigeon”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Stüssy, baby!”

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Andrew: “What am I doing?”

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Andrew: “Why you messing with these birds?”

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Andrew: “You were a hot teenager”

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Andrew and Luke: “What is driving you more crazy… your pink eye or drop situation? I don’t have pink eye. I have, what’s called, ‘stink eye’; which, I didn’t even know was a diagnosis. Hmm… Did you kiss a stink bug?”

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Luke: “And, you’re right, though. It could’ve been worse… Could’ve been butt stuff”

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Luke: “Benevolently sarcastic?”

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Luke: “Can you hear my beef castle, sort of, building?”

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Luke: “Giggity-giggity”

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Luke: “I have a system, Andrew!”

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Luke: Saying “Alright. Alright, everybody… We’ll see you tomorrow, everybody” as Kai Ryssdal

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Luke: “Something north of a nurse; but, south of a doctor”

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Luke: “They just weighed me!!”

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Luke: “Zip it, Walsh”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you drink pigeon milk? (No!!!)”

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Clips From TBTL #3050

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Andrew: “But, I need to cough”

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Andrew: “Eye boogers”

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Andrew: “I don’t think that’s true. Maybe it’s true. I don’t know. But, that, that’s weird”

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Andrew: “I just had a shiver of a memory of something embarrassing I said or did… and, then, immediately remembered it was a dream I had last night”

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Andrew: “I was looking right at it and not seeing it”

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Andrew: “I’m not a hypocrite”

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Andrew: “I’m not good enough for that kind of spoof; although, I wish I was”

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Andrew: “It does not bother me”

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Andrew: “It is… fascinating!”

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Andrew: “Luke… I’m sorry about this”

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Andrew: “Nothing you said su…rprises me, I guess… Nothing you ever say surprises me, Luke; and, that’s the problem with this show”

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Andrew: Singing “Long, long time ago”

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Andrew: “Sweet, sweet fluffy cat, man”

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Andrew: “The listeners will… kill me”

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Andrew: “This is a… personal question, so you don’t have to answer it; but, were you kissing any DeNiros yesterday? Did you make out with a DeNiro, or anything? Or, were you… were you watching over a daycare center full of DeNiros? Any contact with any DeNiros?”

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Andrew: “This one’s on me”

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Luke: “Have an opinion, jerk”

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Luke: “How… sad for you”

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Luke: “I, also, am one of those weirdos”

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Luke: “I’m dealing with a lot this morning, Andrew… These… this is the list of things I’m dealing with”

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Luke: Singing “It’s my doc in a box”

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Luke: Singing “That’s what friends are for”

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Luke: “What… kind of an operation are you running?”

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Luke: Whispering “I work here”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about you kiss a potato like a normal person? (Yeah)”

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Clips From TBTL #3049

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Andrew: “And, I am amazed by everything that you just said”

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Andrew: “Are you ready to have a baby today?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know that you’ll agree with this; in fact, you probably won’t”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why this keeps happening”

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Andrew: “I, I don’t know… it’s just such bullshit”

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Andrew: “I’d like to bow out of this conversation”

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Andrew: “I’ve never had that thought… and, I am amazed by everything that you just said”

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Andrew: “No, no. This is the thirstiest… grab… of all thirsty grabs”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Ooh. I got a little hungry when you said that”

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Andrew: “Please, call it its proper name: The Manda-dorian”

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Andrew: Saying “I nervous” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “You’re a secret prankster; and, we don’t know who you are” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “That’s some ballsy shit”

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Andrew: “This show is going to be bananas, Luke!”

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Andrew: “This show is gonna be nutty, Luke!”

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Andrew: “You know when a bag of Fritos enters my life?”

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Andrew and Luke: “This show is going to be bananas, Luke! Uh-huh… B-A-N-A-N-A-S”

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Andrew and Luke: “Told you this show was gonna be bananas… B-A-N-A-N-A-S”

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Luke: “But, then I started having these, sort of, dark thoughts”

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Luke: “Houston, we have a boner”

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Luke: “Humpty-ringa-doo”

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Luke: “Hunky dads be trippin'”

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Luke: “I mean, we are fogged in here… you guys”

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Luke: “I was trapped in here hosting this… God-forsaken show”

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Luke: Saying “Get down! There’s no time! The farmer’s field. It’s not a tumor!” as Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Luke: Saying “I guess I’ll have a bite of that” as John Lennon

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Luke: “The doctor was an Andrew”

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Luke: “You gotta sniff it”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re two monkeys typing on two typewriters (Mmm-hmm)”

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Audio Clips

Clips From No Point Conversion 2019-12-03

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Andrew: “I don’t know enough about this shit”

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Andrew: “I hate to say it; I mean, I know we’re feeling very smily football… right now”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! It’s… it’s happening again!”

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Andrew: “Oh! Where did I go? What was that dark fantasy? And, how much water have I used?”

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Andrew: “S and F words”

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Andrew: “Somebody’s got a case of the s’pose’das”

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Andrew: “Something is going wrong… Like, something is going wrong. It’s not the players”

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Andrew: “That, that’s good mind wandering… territory there”

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Andrew: “This is how, this is how a Browns… fan can get in his head; or, this is just how an Andrew can get in this head”

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Luke: “Because, the Seahawks have had such fumble problems this year”

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Luke: “Even when he does something dingus like that”

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Luke: “Going on the road against the Rams gives me… the bad feeling”

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Luke: “He’s a thicc boi!”

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Luke: “I love Chubb in the rain”

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Luke: “Oh, shit!”

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