Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Alright, guys. Let me toke you up”

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Andrew: Chopped and screwed “Use the cocktail stick!”

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Andrew: “Dank bud”

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Andrew: “I have a little commercial crush on the woman that says, ‘Use the cocktail stick!'”

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Andrew: “I mean, maybe he’s just remembering all the things he’s successfully pulled out of orifices”

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Andrew: “I realized… I am the mother of Luke’s baby”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna mess this up”

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Andrew: “It’s too much bone time”

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Andrew: “Man… don’t even get me started!”

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Andrew: “Nose-fer-pot-tu”

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Andrew: “Oh, God. What was I saying? I’m a goldfish”

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Andrew: Saying “Good morning, Luke. Sorry, there’s something with my microphone… ppening here” while his microphone was cutting in and out

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Andrew: Saying “I feel a theme coming on!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “It’s related to garbage anxiety!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “They don’t know what the hell they’re doing!”

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Andrew: “Use the cocktail stick!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that’s some Abu Ghraib shit right there, man”

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Andrew: “Yeah; it should be joint outta nose”

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Andrew: “You’re giving… giving your dog too much bone time”

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Luke: “A Nose Out of Joint”

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Luke: “And, I’m not trying to rub anything in”

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Luke: “By the way… get ready to get Equinoxed”

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Luke: “Here’s why I think I got… I got Will Smith on the brain”

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Luke: “I don’t understand it, bro!”

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Luke: “It’s like Will Smith’s performance in movies erases itself from my brain as it’s happening… I just have no, I can… I cannot… give… half of a crap about Will Smith in movies anymore”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s all… wash our ears out”

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Luke: Rapping “In West Nightmare, born and raised… with my claw hand… that’s how I spend all of my days”

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Luke: Singing “Liberty, bibbety, Liberty. Bibbety… Liberty. Bibbety”

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Luke: Singing “Liberty, bibbety, Liberty. Bibbety”

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Luke: “Those things are magic”

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Luke: “Well, today actually… not my problem… Not my circus; not my monkeys”

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Andrew: “Clink-clink saw some shit in her life”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I feel like I’ve been a bit of a… a whiner, and a crier all week”

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Andrew: “Do you wanna guess what my terrible take is?”

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Andrew: “Grandma Clink-clink”

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Andrew: “Grandma saw some shit, man!”

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Andrew: “Haters gonna hate; and, I love it!”

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Andrew: “I am finding this incredibly interesting”

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Andrew: “I just wanna be sitting in a room… playing on my boop-boop”

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Andrew: “I’ve b-b-blocked out the society pretty much at this point; which, is not great for my career”

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Andrew: “It’s a sign of healthy living and not playing too much Minecraft while eating sausages”

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Andrew: “It’s the… blank clip of the week!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke, look at me… look at me. Look at the pain on my face”

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Andrew: “Luke, will I grow up to be pretty and rich?”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. Is this happening?”

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Andrew: “Oh, shut up!”

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Andrew: “Oh, this is the end of me”

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Andrew: “Que sera, sera… Whatever will be, will be”

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Andrew: Saying “Did I say that?” as Steve Urkel

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Andrew: “That’s how the Internet works”

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Andrew: “You should stick with this writing thing, fella!”

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Andrew: “You’re not literally taking my breath away with your… #content”

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Luke: “Do I dare Google, ‘Nude Gritty’?”

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Luke: “Eff you, bro”

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Luke: “I think I’m still signed up for a goddamn… dog channel!”

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Luke: “Oh, good. Okay… Yay!”

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Luke: “Possum’s Scrotum!”

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Luke: “This is episode three-thousand and twenty-two in a collector’s series! (Let the fun begin)” [ed: Nope.]

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Luke: “You dirty rats!”

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Andrew: “A-Wal”

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Andrew: “Am I ruining people’s Blursdays? I think I am”

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Andrew: “Andrew… Stop!! Just. Stop!!”

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Andrew: “But, I was right!”

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Andrew: “I am actually… jealous… of your phlegm today”

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Andrew: “I… have nothing”

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Andrew: “I’m learnding!”

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Andrew: “I’m not eating spoonfuls of Hellman’s over here”

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Andrew: “I’m trying to be a real task master here”

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Andrew: “I’m Warren S. Zevon!”

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Andrew: “It’s all coming back to me now”

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Andrew: “J.D. Powers up!”

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Andrew: “Martha. Stop… I arrived at the mine. Stop… I am being cyber-bullied. Stop”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m gonna give a clue here!”

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Andrew: Saying “And, good luck to all!” in a spooky manner

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Andrew: Saying “Happy spooktacular Blursday!” as Mister Ed

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Andrew: Saying “Happy spooktacular Blursday!” in a spooky manner

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Andrew: “Seriously, man. I’ve got some issues”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh”

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Andrew: “Why do I like this more? What’s wrong with me?”

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Andrew: “You’re right; I am good at podcasting”

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Luke: “And, it made me feel like a real… cook person”

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Luke: “Andy Wa”

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Luke: Beeping in a Morse code-like manner

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Luke: “Five J.D. Powers up”

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Luke: “Hey, good job… assholes!”

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Luke: “Highly salty and somewhat chalky?”

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Luke: “I’m so tired; just, I don’t care who wins!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Mimicking the sound of him eating baby corn

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Luke: “Part of it!”

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Luke: Saying “Anybody want a peanut?” as Dracula

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Luke: Singing “Upp…sala did it again”

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Luke: “Sweet! Let’s get these… branches!”

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Luke: “The vagaries of KaZaA”

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Luke: “You fat fuck”

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Luke: “Your brain is your brain; and, my brain is my brain. And, they’re gonna… do what what they’re gonna do”

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Andrew: “Again… I… I don’t know how business people talk”

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Andrew: “Bring in da Malinois, bring in da funk”

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Andrew: “But, RuPaul just seems kind of cool as shit”

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Andrew: “Clack-clack-clack-clack-clack-clack-clack!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Home Run Derby”

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Andrew: “I’m not a calendar, Luke”

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Andrew: “In Canada, everybody says things differently; like, they, they like to special”

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Andrew: “Nobody… tucks in their bloose [ph]“

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Andrew: Singing “Glottal through the snow on an one horse open sleigh”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “The less I talk, the better… honestly”

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Andrew: “This is driving me crazy”

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Andrew: “This is sponsored shit!”

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Andrew: “This may be more of your… reality TV… ‘Yuuup!’ bullshit”

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Andrew: “Walsh did it! We got Walsh! We got… our first click from Walsh!”

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Andrew: “Where are you? How’d that money treat you? Are you happy now… bozo? You glad you sold grandma’s earrings?”

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Andrew: “Who would… not… stop… doing it”

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Andrew: “Yuuup!”

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Luke: “But, I’ve got a… got some, kind of, real glottal situation”

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Luke: Clearing his throat

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Luke: “Don’t cut any of that out. I want the listeners to know how… hard I am working for them right now… That was just… fifteen solid seconds of me sling-blading”

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Luke: “Glottaling our way through the program”

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Luke: “Good, good boy, Classified. Come over here”

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Luke: “No, no-no-no-no-no-no, no”

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Luke: “No, no-no-no, no!”

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Luke: “Power threat!”

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Luke: “Something’s broken inside you”

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Luke: “What… absolute… lame-wads these customers are”

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Luke: “When I’m driving around B-ham”

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Luke: “Yuuup!”

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Andrew: “Because, the world is a sexist place!”

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Andrew: “Bottomless squirts”

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Andrew: “Goddamn Seattle”

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Andrew: “Hearing people goo and ga and talk about food just irritates me”

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Andrew: “I am a broken person”

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Andrew: “I tried to describe to you… this weird feeling that I get. It’s like, kind of, a tingling feeling, kind of, in my, in my gut… or my lower gutty works”

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Andrew: “I was old before I was old”

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Andrew: “I would assume that I am not… like, a… a model of… where the human race is going. I’m hoping that I am the shit that humanity is leaving behind”

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Andrew: “I’m glad you gave it to me now”

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Andrew: “It is a very nice… precious place”

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Andrew: “No bottomless Squirts… at this restaurant”

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Andrew: Saying “I can’t. I’m fine. I just sound… I sound worse than I feel… but, I think we’re gonna have a fun show today” as if he lost his voice

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Andrew: “That is the toilet”

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Andrew: “There’s no huge payoff to this story; but, it’s just a restaurant story of me being a real… a real grumpus”

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Andrew: “This is a grumpy, old man who does not belong here”

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Andrew: “What the heck!? I know her!”

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Andrew: “You know, I didn’t kill anybody”

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Luke: “Abolish… DACA [ph] Diner”

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Luke: “Clearly… there were some lapses in my Christianity that involved impregnating people”

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Luke: “I’ll have the Macho Nachos”

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Luke: “I’m out!!”

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Luke: “There’s a Hidden Valley ranch party in… his mouth!”

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Luke: “Well… have fun hosting the show, you two. I’m out”

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Luke: “Yes… I think about bopping down to Electric Avenue… and then, taking it higher; every time I’m on Electric Avenue”

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Luke and Andrew: “That picture was taken while he was… crapping… It was most certainly not! It was most certainly not”

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Luke and Andrew: “The Professor… was a woman cat! (Was a woman cat)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Welcome to Playboy: After Dark. That’s right… I’m Hugh Hefner”

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