Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Coming up at 4:05”

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Andrew: “Everything is fine”

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Andrew: “Everything is perfect in my life again”

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Andrew: Funny laugh

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Andrew: “Guess I picked the wrong day to… stop knowing how to read”

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Andrew: “I felt like I did a little Googling around afterwards”

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Andrew: “I have… phantom bin… syndrome”

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Andrew: “I will do a terrible job of imitating this; and, it really bothers me”

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Andrew: “I’m out! I’m outta content. I think you need a new co-host; who’s got… problems to talk about; because, everything is perfect in my life again”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “What a world!”

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Andrew: “More like Xanadon’t!”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!! That was a WireTap thing”

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Andrew: “Panicky fantasy”

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Andrew: “Ta-da!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Bellingham… City of (I know!) Subdued Tofu Presses”

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Andrew and Luke: “Does she get to snuggle with you, though… in the bed? Absolutely not… Oh my God. You’re wasting this dog! (She’s not allowed on the bed) You’re letting cats on the counters and on the… places where you eat! But, you’re not letting a dog sleep in your bed!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Leaving Weenus… (Oh, good) in the dust behind us”

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Andrew and Luke: “You, you wanna candle? What, what kind of candle do you want? ¿Diga?”

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Luke: “Ba-ha-manian”

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Luke: “Divide and Concur?”

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Luke: “Doot-doot-doot-doot”

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Luke: “Easy, nerd!”

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Luke: “Like… the thing I think that… that stuck in your craw, Andrew, and mine, too”

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Luke: “Mister… Some… Limited”

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Luke: “Ooga-chaka, ooga-chaka, ooga-chaka”

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Luke: “Pretty good… but, also, pretty weird”

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Luke: “Pretty good… but, also, pretty weird… which is how people usually describe TBTL”

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Luke: Saying “‘Ello, guv’nor!” in a Cockney accent

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Luke: “Sign up for this thing… or else, pipsqueak!”

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Luke: “Two of these motherfuckers are lying”

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Luke: “Well, things already have gone… completely off the rails here at Burbank Springs”

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Luke: “What a weenus”

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Luke and Andrew: “What about… pranking a Shoney’s? I’d prank a Shoney’s. I’d punch a Shoney’s”

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Luke and Andrew: “Whoa! (Yeah. Yeah) Major step (True) down for… (Sure) Walsh and Burbs!”

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Andrew: “Eat a roll and party”

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Andrew: “I better be careful what stones I choose to throw on this show”

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Andrew: “I don’t w–And, I’m not just scared of our audience. I’m not just saying this to be a wiener’

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Andrew: “I guess I was just in a mood for a pastrami sandwich; because, I’m always on brand”

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Andrew: “I’m not just saying this to be a wiener”

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Andrew: “Leave my sketch outta your mouth!”

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Andrew: “Looks like there’s a darkness of goth coming our way”

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Andrew: “No, I didn’t figure that out! Popsicle!”

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Andrew: “Nobody wants to eat a roll and party”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Get out of my house if you’re dark sided!”

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Andrew: Singing “O… O… O’Reilly’s… Auto Parts”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “Somebody stole my… goddamn… windshield wiper!”

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Andrew: “Way to go, Mom!”

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Andrew: “We had a lot of dumb ideas”

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Andrew: “You’ve… got… to be shitting me!”

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Andrew: “Your pets will look at TBTL!”

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Luke: “And, I’m kind of shook”

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Luke: “Everything that’s said about bowel can also be said about TBTL”

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Luke: “Fantasy depression league”

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Luke: “Get out here and… get… radio hosting”

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Luke: “I just felt like such a… little complainer”

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Luke: “I just started to feel real bad… like… just… kinda woozy”

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Luke: “I’m a basic B”

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Luke: “I’m back in the Bay City… baby”

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Luke: “Like… what… the actual eff”

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Luke: “Luke Burbank with a cold”

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Luke: “Macheted”

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Luke: “Oh, that’s what’s happening up here!”

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Luke: “Okay… I have a… one of my classically terrible ideas, Andrew”

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Luke: “Punk rockers are nice people trying to pretend… they’re mean… and, hippies are mean people trying to pretend they’re nice”

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Luke: Seemingly meowing a hook to a song

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Luke: Singing “Liberty”

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Luke: Singing a hook to a song

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Luke: “So, if it’s been a little herky-jerky on my side”

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Luke: “That’s my ego… ego is just edging God out”

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Luke: “This is a hundred percent the DayQuil”

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Luke: “This is… classic me, Andrew”

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Luke: “Well, I’m gonna keep saying the same thing; which is… usually a good indication that it’s time to move on”

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Luke: When you need the universe to provide… the universe is… your friend with a job”

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Luke: “Would you describe the ice tea as, ‘Twisted’?”

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Luke: “Yeah; cuz, it’s raining like a mofo”

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Luke: “You’re very funny when I’m on DayQuil”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thanks for remembering that it’s always above the clouds… One of my more famous sayings… Whatever”

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Andrew: “Go with me on this. This is another… stretch of a tangent”

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Andrew: “I am a big whiner”

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Andrew: “I am a big wiener”

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Andrew: “I am a big wiener… I am a big whiner… and, I can do the show at nine”

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Andrew: “I didn’t miss a damn thing”

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Andrew: “I had actually… adult work to do”

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Andrew: “I only Google people in a stalkery way”

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Andrew: “It’s a world of T-Pain”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Everything’s going wrong!”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “Shep in peace”

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Andrew: Singing “A three hour… slog”

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Andrew: “The three hour slog”

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Andrew: “The Trejo’s out! Hey, do you know if the Trejo’s out this morning? Yeah, the Trejo’s out this morning”

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Andrew: “This is my fault”

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Andrew: “We’re not… we’re not losing an ‘R’; we’re gaining a Cameon”

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Andrew: “Well, that, that… fills me with different emotions now”

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Andrew: “What the shit ever”

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Andrew: “Wow! Did you tell him that you’re a two Ray-Ban family?”

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Luke: “A three hour… slog”

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Luke: “I still, kind of, think PR is… bullshit”

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Luke: “I was the Doctor Rosenpenis… Doctor Rosenpenis, distinguished chair of hotel scams”

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Luke: Luke received a call while doing the intro

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Luke: “My brain is so bad”

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Luke: “Oh my God, is this gonna, like, unleash the beast?”

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Luke: “Trejo no likey”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Calling out from Catman’s… Calling out from Catman’s World (World)”

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Andrew: “How Rooney!”

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Andrew: “How Rooney!” #2

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Andrew: “I didn’t even know what I was getting into when I started that quote! Holy shit!”

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Andrew: “I… love this; like a big bag of letters to Santa… just throw that shit on the counter”

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Andrew: “Just throw that shit on the counter”

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Andrew: “Now I feel… bad”

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Andrew: “Oh, good squeak there! Good Andy squeak”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Hoisted by my own pe-joke”

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Andrew: “Ohh, you can afford that!!”

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Andrew: Singing “B-B-B-B-Bennie!”

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Andrew: Singing “Safelite repair, Safelite replace!”

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Andrew: Snorting and laughing

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Andrew: “Wait! Hold on! Where does the… facts… end and… jokes begin?”

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Andrew: “What is the state of the Rourke?”

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Andrew: “You didn’t fall for my head fake on that one”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ll trade you a Luke Burbank and a Mo Rocca for one Paula Poundstone. Get outta here! (Yeah)”

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Luke: “Andy Rooney complained so that I could fly”

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Luke: “Andy Rooney… happily married… for seventy years… to his desk”

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Luke: “Beep-beep… ribby-ribby”

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Luke: “Beep-beep… ribby-ribby. Let’s take a break”

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Luke: “How Rooney!”

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Luke: “I left my Bonvoy in El Segundo… I got to get it. I got, got to get it”

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Luke: “I’ve lived a very regrettable life”

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Luke: “It’s just… a… an albino mudslide”

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Luke: “John Travolta-tron”

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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank; I am your host. Coming to you today… from Bel Air, California. That’s right… I start out in West Philadelphia, that’s where I was born and raised… I think you know how much time I spent on the playground… but, now, I’m here in Bel Air”

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Luke: Saying “Hey… Nehru collar” as Bob Dylan

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Luke: Singing “Don’t walk on the carpet. We’ve got slippers for that”

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Andrew: “Barbecue flavor Fritos!!”

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Andrew: “Boy, that pimple really became kind of a… a third character in my relationship”

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Andrew: “Get away from me”

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Andrew: “I don’t get it again”

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Andrew: “I like strugs”

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Andrew: “I want you to know, I am a hundred percent down for making ‘strugs’ a thing”

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Andrew: “It just comes out!”

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Andrew: “Let’s just… continue the new tradition of me using TBTL to expose… all… of my… flaws”

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Andrew: “Nicole Kidman”

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Andrew: “Oh, we gotta go to the break; why am I just extending this conversation with bullshit”

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Andrew: “Say ‘no’ to strugs”

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Andrew: “Shoot ’em out!”

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Andrew: “That’s literally… a seagull”

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Andrew: “This is what they call a hundred year pimple”

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Andrew: “Well, I probably won’t do well; I don’t speak seagull”

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Andrew and Luke: “Boy, that pimple really became kind of a… a third character in my relationship… all through the weekend (Ahh-oh!!)”

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Luke: “Bucky the Burbs”

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Luke: “Gray… dank meme weather”

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Luke: “Having some real strugs”

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Luke: “I’m high on life. I just say ‘No’ to strugs”

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Luke: “It does not bother me”

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Luke: “Like a dog returns to his vomit… so, a Burbank and his Bob Dylan… impression… are surely reunited”

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Luke: “Not a-good!”

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Luke: Saying “Thank you… for not going nowhere” as Bob Dylan

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Luke: Saying something as Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Luke: Singing “Are you ready for some Jedis?”

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Luke: Singing “They gonna put me in movies”

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Luke: “Sue ’em for what?”

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Luke: “This, my friend… is the seagull copulation call!”

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Luke: Turning the Strong Bad E-mail drop into one about seagulls

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Luke: “Y’all… The Walsh is here and this is his space”

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Luke: “You son of a gun!”

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Luke: “Zealandia!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Dankest deets and dankity deets

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll never get over the time that I saw Jason Segel in that… air… airport lounge in Chicago… and, I really knew it was over for Burbs… I don’t get it again”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thanking the first Donor of the Day as Bob Dylan

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Luke and Andrew: “Maybe I’m just like my mother… Don’t finish that. Softly fweeting [ph] in the background. Okay, that was better than I thought”

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