Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Aah, shoot!”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit!!”

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Andrew: “Golden Dumpster Award”

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Andrew: “I just had a… very strong… Squirt craving”

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Andrew: “I just wanna go across the street and get some of those Squirt bottles”

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Andrew: “I was all pouty”

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Andrew: “I’m a Broadcast man”

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Andrew: “I’m drinking Squirt here”

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Andrew: “I’m not, like… going to the store and getting Squirt a lot”

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Andrew: “Is my… thing up?”

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Andrew: “Little guys are harder and harder to find; and, it’s driving me crazy!”

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Andrew: “Make sure you get that Roosevelt one”

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Andrew: “N-word, please”

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Andrew: “Nay, nay, nay”

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Andrew: “Oh, gosh”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot!”

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Andrew: “Part of it squirted out”

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Andrew: “Ruby Red Squirt”

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Andrew: “Sally pissed. Shelly pissed. Andy pissed”

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Andrew: “Seeing a glob of this sauce on my gross-ass bare foot”

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Andrew: Singing “Dream”

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Andrew: “Six o’clock is the cutoff, my ass”

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Andrew: “Squirt McGirt”

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Andrew: “Squirt parking lot”

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Andrew: “The Squirt that I’m drinking right here is red color”

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Andrew: “This is delicious”

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Andrew: “This is how… psycho I am”

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Andrew: “What!!?”

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Andrew: “What if I Kermit the Frog it?”

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Andrew: “You know, I was thinking about the Stu-bot yesterday”

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Andrew: “You’re surrounded by broken clocks”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can I get you a Squirt? Oh, do you have any left? I do have a whole bottle of the yellow stuff!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you know that’s my mating call? It’s really disturbing. Every time you play that… Yeah… Andrews all over (Uh-huh. Sure) the place, their ears perk up… Right”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think ‘squirt’ is the word that you’re looking for there, (I believe, ‘Squirt McGirt’) by the way”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sally pissed. Shelly pissed. Andy pissed… I just had to leave that in the clear”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sorry, that is me trying to talk through a burp; because, the Squirt (Sure) is working on me (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Squirt it out. Squirt it out… It’s all you do. Just squirt it out. Just squirt it out”

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s a bunch of good ones, (‘kay) couple of great ones, and one… amazing one. Wow!”

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Andrew: “Are you… are you a friend of the Three Rivers? I am”

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Andrew: “Goddamnit!”

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Andrew: “I asked a favor of you today… and, you allowed it… And, everybody’s gonna regret it”

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Andrew: “I was taking a shower in my hot-air balloon”

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Andrew: “I wasn’t going to do this. This is kind of a coincidence; but, you know what… This might be a mistake; because, you might want to do this”

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Andrew: “I woke up in a mood today, man”

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Andrew: “I would say there’s a dankness there”

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Andrew: “I’m in a goofy mood”

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Andrew: “It just warmed the cockles”

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Andrew: “Only in Bridgetown”

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Andrew: Singing “Hurray for Hollywood”

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Andrew: Singing “Thank you baby”

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Andrew: Singing the intro to “Scatman’s World”

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Andrew: “This sounds like a real Andrew Walsh mistake, by the way”

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Andrew: “Yes, you’re definitely in the dank end of the pool now”

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Andrew and Luke: “I just think about the, the… the grunts on the front line. Sorry, grunts (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Klugey, clunky… (Dank) danky and janky”

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Luke: “Am I becoming… a gamer?”

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Luke: “Don’t stay in my e-mails if you’re dark sided”

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Luke: “I wanna pre-pologize”

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Luke: “I’m in 5chan right now”

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Luke: “It is getting meme-tastic”

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Luke: “Ooh, sweet burn. Cap. Roast. We got this”

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Luke: “Some might call that… an oxmoron; but, I ain’t no oxmoron”

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Luke: “This is so clever!”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, if you could send me your isolated file later, I can forward that on to our… our audio records keeper; and, I think, I’m sure we can make something fun out of that. I’m going to prioritize that”

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Luke and Andrew: “The next version is called, ‘Fortnite: Chapter Two… A New Hope’… Not really that last part… I almost bought that for a second; I was, like, ‘Really?!'”

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Luke and Andrew: “Where is my Mine… (Craft) craft”

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Andrew: “And, I’m a dummy!”

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Andrew: “Eff you; the Browns are gonna lose!”

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Andrew: “Everything about that experience doesn’t appeal to me”

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Andrew: “Get your nose out of the dead rat!”

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Andrew: “Get your nose out of the dead rat! There’s a whole world out there!”

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Andrew: “Hey, I’m cooking here!”

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Andrew: “I am a proud boy”

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Andrew: “I eat Bloody Marys like you for breakfast!”

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Andrew: “It is Trucktober, indeed. Hallelujah”

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Andrew: “Nnnnnn, I, Nnnnn-no”

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Andrew: “Obviously, I’m jinxing the shit out of myself by even having this conversation”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! A big, steaming mouthful of that just sounds, like, I’m, it’s, I’m almost gagging… just thinking about it”

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Andrew: “One-turdy, two-turdy, three-turdy”

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Andrew: “That’s what you call, ‘Maxting’!”

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Andrew: “This is the legend of Pizza Mountain”

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Andrew: “Where’s AWOL!?”

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Andrew: “You just gotta do shit over and over and over again”

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Luke: Funny laugh

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Luke: “He’s a proud boy”

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Luke: “He’s a proud boy!”

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Luke: “I don’t know why I did this”

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Luke: “I felt… so… happy of myself”

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Luke: “I tried to put the emphasis on… ‘boy'”

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Luke: “I want to enlist you in my friendship army”

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Luke: “I… seriously… have got to… start… eating better”

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Luke: “It’s mac and cheese. It’s still… a… patently… Panera… product… I know that’s a lot of Ps, dude”

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Luke: “It’s… it’s not like… I’m recording this at sunrise. The sun has… fairly… you know… it has risen”

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Luke: “Oyez, oyez… Hear ye, hear ye”

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Luke: “Take me home… F-PACE”

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Luke: “This man hates cans!”

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Luke: “Welcome to the wheel of pain, everyone… You’re entering a wheel of pain”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have chunks of Bloody Marys like you in my stool! (Oh, no!) Wait, (No! No!) see a doctor. Definitely see a doctor (No!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a Monday; is it garbage related? I’m really sorry; but, it is”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Slade Roofing… We’re the ones who sing, ‘Roof-roof’. Roof-roof”

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Luke and Andrew: “Speaking of cult leaders: Fuck that guy… (Oh, God!) to the moon and back! And, I don’t fucking care if he hears this… (I know) I mean, give me a brark”

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Andrew: “Aw, you got caught!”

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Andrew: Beatboxing “Beef and biscuits”

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Andrew: “Blame the Tom Powers that be”

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Andrew: “Cheryl, hold my calls”

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Andrew: “Daddy needs to putter!”

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Andrew: “I couldn’t tell you one damn word she just said”

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Andrew: “I fucking hate itemizing hotel receipts”

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Andrew: “I know what you’re doing there, buddy”

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Andrew: Imitating the punching sound from “Mike Tyson’s Punch Out”

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Andrew: “It’s bad news belts”

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Andrew: “It’s really creeping me out!!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Making some of the Breaking News sounds

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Andrew: “Minecraft is like a drug; in that, it completely turns a part of your brain off”

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Andrew: “My God! I haven’t showered today”

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Andrew: “No, I’m Andrew; and, I’m not… gonna be super comfortable there”

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Andrew: “Oh, bad day! Or, thumbs down!”

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Andrew: “Oh! Yup! Pants are coming down. Oh, man!”

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Andrew: “Okay, this is it. Almost out of stamina!”

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Andrew: Singing “A change is gonna come”

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Andrew: “That’s not how any of this works!”

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Andrew: “Their generosity is… on fleet”

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Andrew: “You go and you harvest some wheat; and, then, you take the wheat and you… bonk one of the sheep with some wheat and then you bonk the other sheep with some wheat. And, then, little hearts appear and then they mate!”

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Andrew: “You… bonk one of the sheep with some wheat and then you bonk the other sheep with some wheat”

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Andrew: “Your new name is… Corvallis, Corvallis!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I love that!! (Really?) Yes!”

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Andrew and Luke: James Van Der Beek + Greta Van Fleet = Greta Van Beek

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Luke: “A paycheck you will not dock, if Concur you have learned”

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Luke: Beatboxing

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Luke: Belting out a song

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Luke: “Cheryl… your new name is: Co-host, Co-host”

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Luke: “Daddy needs to putter”

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Luke: Growling like Marge Simpson

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Luke: Growling like Marge Simpson #2

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Luke: Growling like Marge Simpson, beatboxing and saying “Hey there” as Bill Clinton

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Luke: “Here we go. Hello, good morning, and welcome to a Fri-Yay edition of TBTL”

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Luke: “Houston, we have a boner”

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Luke: “I don’t know if my… if I’m getting shovel butt!”

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Luke: “I’m standing here!!”

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Luke: Mispronouncing “Leicester”

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Luke: Mispronouncing “Leicester” #2

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Luke: Saying “I got some stuff going on tomorrow” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “Mmm, Homie” as Marge Simpson

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Luke: “She’s been trying to… sort of… Yoda-ing my Luke Skywalker-ness… through this Concur-Dagobah system”

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Luke: Singing “Would you like to spend Christmas… on Hippo Island”

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Luke: “Squeeze my grapefruit, baby; and, let the juice run down my leg”

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Luke: “Stop rememberin’ that!!”

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Luke: “They reached way down inside their bank accounts”

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Luke: “Why ya looking for the Devil, when you should be looking for the Lord?”

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Luke: “Yeah!”

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Luke: “Yoink!”

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Luke: “You got ’em, Rock!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Growling like Marge Simpson

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Luke and Andrew: “I can show you later. (Okay. Ooh!) There’s–You can go in (Who’s the Yoda now?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re like King Hippo. (Yes) You gave it your all and it wasn’t good enough… And, I am constantly pulling up my pants”

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