Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Cuz, I kinda get into newsletter world”

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Andrew: “Get your shit together, guys”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke. I have a… have a hankering for Rolos now”

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Andrew: “I’m too wishy-washy on this show”

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Andrew: “My question for you is: What if God was one of us? Like, for real, like a stranger on the bus”

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Andrew: “This is getting very, very personal”

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Andrew: “Wah, wah”

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Andrew: “What a Blursday to the community!”

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Andrew: “When we were the stinky ones, we didn’t… smell the stinky smell”

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Andrew: “Your Saul’s new name is: Tarsus Tarsus!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Screw this! This is gross. This is… (Yeah) de… I almost said ‘dehumanizing’. It’s ‘de-cow-manizing’, obviously. De-bovinizing. Yes, de-bovinizing!”

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Luke: “Ass gasket”

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Luke: “Carbon butt-print”

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Luke: “Eww!”

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Luke: “I consider it the Home Alone-ification of my house”

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Luke: “I mean, I’ll be honest with you. There must have been a point where I am standing in the hallway… with my drawls [ph] down… trying to spray up under my undercarriage”

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Luke: “It… bothers you!”

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Luke: “It’s all content, man”

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Luke: “My long-winded point is”

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Luke: “My T-zone is, is a real disaster right now”

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Luke: Singing “Flavor Flav!”

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Luke: “Sue!! You’ve been stinking up my sweaters again!!”

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Luke: “This is… Burbank Without Doors”

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Luke: “Tom Brady listed as yes-tionable”

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Luke: “Well, that’s just a bunch of bull semen, my friend”

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Luke: “Yeah. We good”

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Luke: “Young people are so much less dead than old people”

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Luke and Andrew: Diaper vibes are the illest and naw ridic

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Luke and Andrew: Luke going to the bathroom is also known as “damaging the castle”

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Andrew: “Daddy President is gonna explain everything”

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Andrew: “He’s bonkers, right?”

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Andrew: “Hey, listen. We enjoyed us some West Wing as well”

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Andrew: “I live in the goddamn future!”

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Andrew: “I really liked it. It was weird”

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Andrew: “I’m being very honest here. I apologize”

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Andrew: Imitating the Walshelm scream [ed: The original Walshelm Scream was from #2964]

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Andrew: “It is… not sexy”

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Andrew: “It’s a little late for a fish sandwich”

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Andrew: “Leo!”

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Andrew: “Like, that’s what the world needs right now”

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Andrew: “No shame in that game”

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Andrew: “No, shit”

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Andrew: Saying “Miata” in the manner of a Walshelm scream

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Andrew: Singing “Important Show, Important Show”

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Andrew: Singing “Love”

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Andrew: “That shit should have stayed on the side of a… a hippie’s van”

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Andrew: “That’s right, my friend… I scream”

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Andrew: “This is why you do not ask us to read you special messages!”

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Andrew: “This looks… terrible! This looks so bad! This looks like an… an insult to your intelligence!”

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Andrew: Trying to beatbox using the phrase “Josh and Leo”

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Andrew: “Yeah. That’s–I do one word impressions”

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Andrew: “Yesterday was a… big puttery day for me”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, man. Meet you on Semoran? My homies’ on Semoran… (Yeah) My posse on Semoran? (Yeah) I don’t know”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sham on everybody… involved (Involved)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Shut up (Shut up, everybody!) Shut up! (Shut up!!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “What a scamp (Yeah)”

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Luke: “Aack!”

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Luke: “Everything is deep-fried to within an inch of its life”

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Luke: “I sound stupid all the time for reasons that I’m not understanding in the moment”

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Luke: “I’m the person who went the deepest. No, you’re not! I went fifteen feet deeper. No, you didn’t!”

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Luke: Singing the lyrics to “Little Lulu” and commenting on the dates lyrics

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Luke: “This is what happens when I try to show off”

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Luke: “This is, this is, this is BF… and then… as of late tonight, like very late tonight, early tomorrow, it will be AF for you… Right now is before fame. Soon will be after fame. Do you have any idea what I’m talking about?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “What a scamp (Yeah)” and Andrew snorting

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Andrew: “But, I hate waiting”

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Andrew: “But, of course I do”

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Andrew: “He was moustaching it before… any of these Johnny-come-latelies”

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Andrew: “I got something to say!”

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Andrew: “I just take it over”

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Andrew: “I was racking my brain”

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Andrew: “Like, if I have… dinner plans on a Wednesday at 8 PM, that’s like a death sentence for me; like… Oh my God! Are you serious? Like… What am I gonna do? Go to the… gym? I’m, like, come on!”

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Andrew: “No! Why you bugging HR with this?”

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Andrew: “Oh, I thought it was hilarious, dawg. Who is Rick Moranis?”

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Andrew: “Okay, that sounds good. Yeah, let’s just keep our options open; and, maybe, call an audible”

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Andrew: “Without sounding braggy”

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Andrew: “You know, it’s like, it’s not too in your face, it’s not too… out of your face… It’s just right there… it’s just right there, perfectly positioned to your face”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Good morning. Do the Beast do podcasts?” and Luke snorting

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Luke: “Bruh… this is the hill you wanna die on?”

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Luke and Andrew: “One’s beard can be a face-hider. Indeed”

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Andrew: “All edge… no point”

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Andrew: “Boots and cats. Boots and cats and boots and cats”

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Andrew: “I don’t even read the shit”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how this shit works”

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Andrew: “I think I’ll be calling in with my ‘Ahoy-hoy’ phone”

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Andrew: “I think that I am your emotional support clown”

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Andrew: “I’m also Andrew number eight”

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Andrew: “Is that what white privilege is? I think that might be part of it”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ! Is there anything that can be… spared the loyalty point system?”

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Andrew: “Mmm, yeah. That’s the real stuff. Yeah”

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Andrew: “Oh my… Christ!”

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Andrew: Saying “In the meantime” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “So, I’m just releasing desire on spoilers”

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Andrew: “They have a picture of me licking a landjäger”

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Andrew: “To be born, to be chicken. Too clever, to be too chicken”

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Andrew: “To be born, to be posh. To be born, to be posh. To be born, to be posh… To be brrn, to be pssh”

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Andrew: “To be brrn, to be pssh”

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Andrew: Whispering “Boots and cats and boots and cats”

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Andrew: Whispering “Boots and cats, boots and cats” but without the vowels

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Andrew: Whispering “Boots and pants, boots and pants”

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Andrew: “Whoa!!”

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Andrew: “Wow, um, well, uh, wow”

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Andrew: “You know, I have no tattoos. I have no plan to get tattoos. I don’t want needles in my body”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew describing what he does to test a landjäger that he’s never had before

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thought Myrtle Beach was in North Carolina and called North Carolinians, “North Carolinans”

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Luke: “And, it freaked my chili”

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Luke: “And, then… take out the ‘oot’s and ‘at’s”

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Luke: Beatboxing

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Luke: Beatboxing #2

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Luke: Beatboxing #3

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Luke: Beatboxing #4

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Luke: “Because… who… the… bleep knows what will have actually happened… this weekend”

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Luke: “Boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats”

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Luke: “Cam Newton’s broken”

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Luke: “Cam Newton’s got probs”

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Luke: “Cuz, think about it man… Like… only taking ‘No’ for an answer, man; like… wow. Like, think about it”

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Luke: “I don’t really care that much”

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Luke: “I mean, the moral of this story is: I suck”

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Luke: “I said bonvoy to my privacy”

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Luke: “In West Sacramento, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days”

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Luke: “My laziness is stronger than my sense of, my need for privacy”

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Luke: Quietly saying “Boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats. Boo… tsch”

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Luke: “This poor summa bitch”

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Luke: Whispering “Boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats”

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Luke: “Zealandia!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s no comment on Narnia or the work of… Tolkien… That’s Tolkeen [ph] or Tolken [ph]? It’s… C.S. Lewis”

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Andrew: “Crack, pop… you know, just bop-bop-bop-bop-bop”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I don’t know. I’m learning this all with you!”

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Andrew: “Farewell, nuts”

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Andrew: “I have… pistachio thumb this morning”

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Andrew: “I know I have a very thin skin”

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Andrew: “I was really something!”

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Andrew: “I’m not curious about lyrics the way you are; so, my brain just was like… it just garbled it, like, ‘Blah, blah, blah, be my little baby'”

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Andrew: “It’s a beautiful shirt!”

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Andrew: “Of all the gross things about me, that is not one of ’em”

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Andrew: Singing “If you could read my mind, love”

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Andrew: “There is something seriously wrong with me!”

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Andrew and Luke: “They see some (Right!) shit, man! (No… Yeah, exactly)”

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Luke: “Amuse-pooch?”

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Luke: “Aw, shit!!”

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Luke: “Fudge Truffle Kadunkadunk”

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Luke: “I trim mine, grossly enough, with my teeth, usually while watching sports”

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Luke: “I’m not a superhero; but, I once made a lame joke to George W. Bush. So, close enough”

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Luke: “Just the sweet… sweet nut meats”

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Luke: “My favorite part was when they gave us the Eddie Money”

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Luke: “Nah… bro”

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Luke: “Oh my God! We can fucking die from this”

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Luke: Saying “Crash into me” as Onyx the Fortuitous

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Luke: Saying “I’m the dirty rascal and you’re the king of the castle” as Onyx the Fortuitous

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Luke and Andrew: “Wow! All I can say is, ‘Wow!’ (Wow!)”

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