Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Be quiet! Yes, you got it right!”

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Andrew: “I’ll tell you what this means, Norm! No size restrictions and screw the limit!”

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Andrew: “This is, maybe, gonna be a disaster”

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Luke: “Again, I’m sorry I’m explaining humor to people. They don’t need me to do it… They get it; that, life is a joke”

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Luke: “I am finally gonna literally eat this underwear. I am going to put it on a plate… I’m gonna put A-1 sauce on it, I’m gonna cut it up with a knife, and I’m gonna eat it!”

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Luke: “Screw the limit!!”

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Luke: Singing “The touch… the seal [sic]… the fabric of our live [sic]“

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Luke: “That was my mind firing out in forty different directions about… things related to Chekhov”

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Luke: “These shows might be shorter in terms of units of time; but, I think they’re longer in terms of units of entertainment”

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Andrew: “A Sight for Sore Eyes Wide Shut”

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Andrew: “Can’t Hardly Waits”

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Andrew: “Holy shit! You’re good at this”

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Andrew: “I’m relaxing, goddamnit!”

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Andrew: “Luke, my glasses are literally steaming up right now”

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Andrew: “Obviously, I know who I’m talking about… and, it’s driving me crazy; because, this is what happens to my brain!”

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Andrew: “Rain Dogs Man”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m gonna say, ‘Yes'” in a deflated manner

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Andrew: Saying “What’s he building in there?” as Tom Waits

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Andrew: “Shut up!!! I’m trying to think of an actresses name!!”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh!!”

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Luke: “Burbank, one… Walsh, zero”

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Luke: “But, I’m making this summer break happen, gosh darn it!”

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Luke: “Dang, wings are big”

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Luke: “I screwed us both up”

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Luke: “I’m relaxing”

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Luke: “Remember the fish sandwich… Oh, is it too early for that?”

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: Singing “Johnny B. Goode”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke: “Yeah!!!”

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Luke: “You would do this to me… on the first day of my vacation… at eight in the morning!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hunh? I Missed That… (Yeah. Right) Come Again?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Luke Burbank’s musical career was going nowhere… until one day, he dropped his sound effects box… into his guitar. What the? And, that’s how we ended up with the classic song… Uh-oh!! C. Thomas Howell is… (Uh-oh!!) Rock Box!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, no, Andrew!! (Damnit!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “The McTuna burger… Ahh… that’s a McTuna burger, bro (Yeah!)”

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Andrew: “Aw, nuts!!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh my gosh!”

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Andrew: “Everything I’ve ever said on TBTL has actually… been ripped off” (Edited)

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Andrew: “Happy Blursday, butt munch!”

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Andrew: “He knows. He knows!”

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Andrew: “I ate too much… cassette tape”

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Andrew: “I had all the words, just not in the right order!”

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Andrew: “I know, Luke. I’m trying to be better”

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Andrew: “I really enjoy some messy things”

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Andrew: “I really think I’m broken today, Luke”

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Andrew: “I sit with it!”

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Andrew: “I’m exactly like Ashton Kutcher, except for one thing: I’m not sexy; but, I am intriguing”

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Andrew: “I’m getting real, real here”

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Andrew: “I’m literally inhaling this thing”

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Andrew: “Noice, noice, noice, noice”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. This is–he’s so… he’s so pathetic”

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Andrew: Saying “Golden Blursday” in a grandiose manner

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “You… you… disgusting man. You… dis…gusting man, you”

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Andrew and Luke: “Everything I’ve ever said on TBTL has actually… (Mmm-hmm) been ripped off… Yep”

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Andrew and Luke: “I… buy… your… website! (Website!)”

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Luke: “A butterfly farted somewhere; and, here we are”

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Luke: “If you were here, if you were in those room, at the Hilton… you would have known just how much I was… chopping, screwing… and DJ-ing up that… that music”

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Luke: “Lot of parents… having a lot of coitus… nine months before this week”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, we don’t need to get bogged down in that. We need to get bogged up… Is that a thing? Yeah! In our Top Stories”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, did you eat all the cassette tapes, Andrew? Is that what… Leave me alone!! I ate too much… cassette tape”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “One bog… bogging it up! (Bogging it up!)”

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Andrew: “I don’t like seeing food on people’s faces”

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Andrew: “I had a very Burbankian reaction to this at first”

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Andrew: “Mmm! I want–so, I’m trying so hard… to spin this in a way that will make you feel better; but, this is a… pickle! This is a pickle!”

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Andrew: “Now, if you explained to somebody how to get into the Mann Center, is that Mann-splaining?”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit snacks”

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Andrew: Singing “Happy, happy, happy podcast”

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Andrew: “Well, it says here that… they do have, kind of, a Yakult following”

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Andrew: “Welp… I’m not gonna die on this plane”

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Luke: “Please hold. Your call is very important to us”

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Luke: Saying “Con!!!” in the same manner as Captain Kirk saying “Khaaan!!!”

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Luke: “Shaddup-a my face”

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Luke: Singing “Happy birthday to you… Happy birthday to you… Happy birthday, sorry I forgot it earlier. Happy birthday to you”

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Luke: “That’s the joke”

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Luke: “Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Not to be confused with Cousin Larry? Don’t be ridiculous”

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Luke and Andrew: “Recording the pod… on a Tuesday (On a Tuesday)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You gotta eat that tape. You gotta eat that tape!”

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???: Saying “Ooh!” during the Top Story drop

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Andrew: “Awww, poo”

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Andrew: “Don’t poison the tickets, Walsh! Why you poisoning the tickets? Don’t you know there are downstream issues?”

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Andrew: “Don’t, don’t make those sounds. It’s okay. It’s fine”

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Andrew: “Hah-ha!!”

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Andrew: “Hope you heard the fart”

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Andrew: “I couldn’t disagree with you more, Luke”

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Andrew: “I didn’t wanna miss it!”

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Andrew: “I don’t need you! I can do this alone! I often do”

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Andrew: “I gotta say… I don’t usually do this. I usually cling to every word of your intro”

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Andrew: “I was always shy about… making the new sounds”

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Andrew: “I’m a shy guy”

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Andrew: “I’m just wrong about a lotta stuff”

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Andrew: “I’ve been real rambly today”

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Andrew: Making a cute sound

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Andrew: “Oh, Andrew… ya poor sap”

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Andrew: “Pull that and use that as a drop”

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Andrew: Saying “Oui, oui!” in a French accent

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Andrew: “Sue me? Sue me for wha’?”

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Andrew: “That’s an Andrew thing that you just did right there”

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Andrew: “This is a weird-ass… movie”

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Andrew and Luke: “Suet? Suet for wha’? (Sue me for wha’?)”

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Luke: “And, Phamdemort checking in”

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Luke: “Basically, I have room in my brain for one… kind of, acceptable… country music artist at a time”

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Luke: “It’s a trap!”

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Luke: “Let me do my thang!”

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Luke: “Ooh, I didn’t think you could fit in that bird feeder… Boy, your socks aren’t having any trouble staying up, are they?”

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Luke: “Oui, oui, indeed”

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Luke: Saying “Ding! Ding! Ding!” and dinging his bell

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Luke: Saying “Oui, oui!” in a French accent

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Luke: Saying “That’s-a spicy beret!” in a faux Italian accent

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Luke: “So, fuck that guy!”

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Luke: “We will be back here tomorrow… with more imaginary radio; with, Andrew as solo host. I hope you’re happy… everybody!”

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Luke: “What are ya doing here?”

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Luke: “You have… more power… in your phone… than a woman… cracking open… a crème brûlée”

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Luke and Andrew: “Burbulators… mount up! (Mount up!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Dinging their bells

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “If you wanna tweet out, tweet out! (Tweet out!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Suet… Suet for wha’? (Suet for what?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you ever describe… a moment in our relationship where you choo-choo-choose me? I might”

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Luke and Andrew: “You have… more power… in your phone… than a woman… cracking open… a crème brûlée. Wow!”

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