Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Ahhh!”

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Andrew: “Elvish as a second language”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna see this close up”

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Andrew: “It’s all he knows! It’s all he wants to know!!”

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Andrew: “Kids are growing horns… because of technology!”

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Andrew: “Long story short, I’m burning the whole damn house down… later on this afternoon. So… I don’t know where… I’ll be joining you from tomorrow”

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Andrew: Making a tire squealing sound

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Andrew: “Oh, no, daddy-o!”

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Andrew: “Peep that tail, daddy-o”

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Andrew: Saying “A girl told me to come over. She said nobody’s home… I went over, nobody’s home!” as Rodney Dangerfield

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Andrew: Saying “Unh!” as Rodney Dangerfield

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Andrew: “That food is for the birds!”

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Andrew: “The reason that I’m comfortable with it this time”

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Andrew: “They’re doing a lot of tail stuff, Luke”

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Andrew: “You’re a Hobbit-napper”

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Luke: “I know I sound like such an old man”

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Luke: “Meat sack advancer”

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Luke: “Oh-ho-ho, stop me, stop me if you think you’ve heard this one before”

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Luke: Saying “Eh, my wife said… ‘For our, for our… anniversary, take me somewhere I’ve never been before’. I said, ‘How about the kitchen?'” as Rodney Dangerfield

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Luke: Saying “Most cameras don’t have a photographic memory” in a “Philly” accent

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Luke: Saying “See my slacks!” as Mr. Burns

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Luke: Saying “See my vest!” as Mr. Burns

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Luke: Saying “Step on to the meat sack advancer… and you will be advanced to your tube… to be advanced… to… your other… meat sacks that you find common… emotional connection with” in a robotic voice

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Luke: Singing “All we are saying… is give pubes a chance”

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Luke: Singing “Like a rat… on a wire”

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Luke: “Wait a second… have we been raising a hobbit this entire time and making this Hobbit live as if it’s a yellow Lab dog?”

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Luke: “Young people are doing things so wrong that it’s messing them up!”

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Luke and Andrew: “All we are saying… is give pubes a chance… No? Alright… sorry. Cut it out… Oh, yeah. I will it out. I will send it directly to Phamdemort; and, he will signal amp it”

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Andrew: “Eugh!! Ugh!”

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Andrew: “I don’t have the answers”

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Andrew: “I got it right away because I’m super smart”

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Andrew: “I just think you’re right!”

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Andrew: “I put question marks in my voice… even when I know something”

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Andrew: “I’m beeping it”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to take the piss out of it”

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Andrew: “Is this necessary? Is this necessary? Is this necessary?”

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Andrew: Making a funny sound

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Andrew: Making tongue clicking sounds

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Andrew: Making tongue clicking sounds and saying “Don’t be negative, Andrew” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Oh my God! So inflated sense of self… self-worth and Ringo-worth… I would say. Oh my God!”

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Andrew: Saying “Don’t be negative, Andrew” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Scent of a Mobster”

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Andrew: “That was one piece of information my brain was locked on to and not willing to change”

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Andrew: “That’s right, Honey Bunny!”

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Andrew: “Why am I doing this?”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what you should do? Whisper it into a jar and mail me the jar… You better hope it’s just a whisper that I put in the jar. Eww… Yeah. Seriously”

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Luke: “And, because it is Friday… Friday… gotta get down on Fri-yay! Wow. Sorry about that”

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Luke: “Couch”

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Luke: “Couch” #2

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Luke: “I don’t understand how any of this stuff works”

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Luke: “It was as close as I’ll ever come to fighting a, a war in Nam”

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Luke: “One man is able to clear… his engrams, and achieve… Thetan status”

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Luke: “Ooh! Burbs, for the win!”

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Luke: “That freaked my chili”

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Luke: “The, the unit of measurement is a… Hedaya… of notches… Could you raise that a Hedaya of notches?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Isn’t it ironic? Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke played a shallow fake of Andrew saying ‘I’m a podcaster and I care who knows it, baby!’ that was created by yours truly

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Luke and Andrew: “Put that in your peace pipe and love it… (Yeah) Ringo!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yup! (Yup!)”

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Andrew: “Chhk! I did not!”

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Andrew: “Chhk! I got a… amped up squirrel here. Don’t know how to deal with it. Chhk!”

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Andrew: Funny laugh

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Andrew: “Heck, yeah!”

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Andrew: “I love that me time”

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Andrew: “I’m a podcaster and I care who knows it!”

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Andrew: Making a radio crackly sound

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Andrew: Making alert sounds

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Andrew: “Not to get all… hippie-dippy”

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Andrew: “Oh! Well, thank–thank you for having me. It’s a… pleasure to be here; been a long time listener… and… just looking forward to… chopping up some jackpots with ya”

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Andrew: “Oh… that’s one of the dazzling details of this story, and I already forgot it”

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Andrew: “That is… ballsy!”

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Andrew: “They gave me something to squirrel about”

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Andrew: “Whoo!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Too much bad stuff… Toombis? (Toombis?)”

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Luke: “Alert! Alert!”

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Luke: “Gus… delete… TBTL from all of my podcatchers”

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Luke: “Happy… yoho!”

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Luke: “I’m a podcaster and I don’t care who knows it”

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Luke: “Okay, Mama”

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Luke: “Tase me gently, bro. Please”

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Luke: “TBTL forever!”

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Luke and Andrew: “My mom (My mom) said on… Thursday, there would be messages… And, Blursdays”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, then, that’s not for you. That’s a… (Okay) just a photo I took… a private photo… (Right, right, right) to share with friends. Okay. Oh, wow! Yeah… yeah. It is small”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait… seriously? Yeah”

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Andrew: “Andrew ‘Mr. Pure’ Walsh?”

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Andrew: “Garlic-stream”

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Andrew: “I don’t know!”

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Andrew: “I’m a pie guy”

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Andrew: “Is this turning you on too?”

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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of a dot matrix printer printing

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Andrew: “My goal for this summer is to eat more pie; which, sounds like a really weird thing, especially, for a fat guy to say”

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Andrew: “Now, they are… LaCrying into their soda”

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Andrew: “Oh, is this what pre-diabetes looks like?”

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Andrew: “Ooh, it smells like garlic in here. I wonder why”

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Andrew: “Pie-face Walsh”

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Andrew: Saying “Every time I am peeling a piece of garlic” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “You’re not licking door knobs?”

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Andrew and Luke: “No-no, up top! Yeah! Oh, man!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Terry!!! (Terry!!!)”

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Luke: “A budding bureau!”

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Luke: “But, anyway, it was a real… world-class s-hole”

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Luke: “Cleveland… he is from you”

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Luke: “His dick skinners”

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Luke: “I mean, you shower four times a day just to get the evil out”

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Luke: “I’m more interested in money than you are”

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Luke: “It was some Shining kinda shit”

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Luke: “Old ‘Cake Man’ Burbank against Old ‘Pie in the Sky’ Walsh”

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Luke: Saying “A-that’s-a tiny car” in a faux Italian accent

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Luke: “T-Mobile Field: The T is for Terrible?”

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Luke: “Terrible-Mobile Park”

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Luke: “This is… apropos of… not very much”

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Luke: “Whoop, whoop!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Here’s some why-goo… [ph] (Mmm-hmm) I think I say that wrong. Phamdemort’s always correcting me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sorry, vampires… (Yeah) you are coming to the wrong podcast today”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ya-cult let ya down. Yeah… Ya-cult”

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Andrew: “Don’t you dare undermine me”

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Andrew: “I am such, like, an old man, worry wart now”

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Andrew: “I don’t… give… two hoots”

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Andrew: “I mean, I, I dunno… to what degree I sound like a monster in this case”

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Andrew: “I’ll bet you… you will give a high school… commencement speech, at some point… before you are done with this life… What a weird way to put it”

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Andrew: “It’s got too much Burbank on it”

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Andrew: “Kink-free… hoses”

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Andrew: “Naked unicornist”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Old school, baby”

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Andrew: “Second-hand Burbank”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So, this has been your phonics lesson. No, it’s been mine”

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Andrew: “Somebody’s gears are being grint”

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Andrew: “That is funny… I mean, it’s funny”

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Andrew: “That smiley face is the biggest F.U.”

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Andrew: “To the degree that you can believe I’m saying this earnestly and not sarcastically”

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Andrew: “Unfortunately, it just gets yellier and yellier at the end”

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Andrew: “Yeah… let’s get rid of that”

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Luke: “Let’s be the coffee we want to drink”

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Luke: “Life’s a party, rock your body”

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Luke: “No!!”

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Luke: Saying “And, welcome to a Tuesday edition of TBTL” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “Behind the wall” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Saying “Longest running co-bro of the show; known for his drawings of tall ships, their grace and their splendor” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “Second-hand Burbs?”

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Luke: “T and A”

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Luke: “What is not okay to throw out, I think… is a giant photo of a human man, who is still alive… named Luke Burbank”

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Luke: “Yes! Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “A guy… came… straggling along… naked… on… a unicycle… (Mmm) and, in the middle of the intersection… ate… shit! Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Again, my memory went missing at a place called… Teddy’s”

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Andrew: “Bean, 🐖 , will you, 🐖 , be on the show, 🐖 ?”

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Andrew: “Googling… Binging, Duck Duck Going”

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Andrew: “I had a flipping great weekend”

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Andrew: “I’m not doing the accent now. You’ll know”

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Andrew: “I’m not Me May Mah Mo Moo-ing over here”

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Andrew: “Let’s take this painful idea and turn up the pain on it”

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Andrew: “Like a teardrop in the ocean, I’m sure it’ll correct everything”

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Andrew: “Lucas… Luther… Luke. Luke; then, Lukles”

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Andrew: Singing “Shoddy!”

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Andrew: “So, anyway, that was my braggy story. What were we talking about!?”

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Andrew: “The only nasty thing in there was… stuff that… I was responsible for”

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Andrew: “Well, at least I’m not the Hound”

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Andrew: “When we’re confused, our face goes to, kind of, resting grumpy face”

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Andrew: “Whoa!”

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Luke: “He was just… he was happy as a… as a pig in shit, I guess you might say”

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Luke: “In… Bellingham, Washington… the very… hot… very… spicy… very… somebody better open a window… city of Bellingham, Washington”

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Luke: “Rubber baby buggy bumper”

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Luke: “Rubber baby… bug… buggy bumper”

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Luke: Singing “Me May My Mo Moo. Me May My Mo Moo. Me May My Mo Moo”

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Luke: “This… this was your master recording!?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke introducing Andrew with Andrew clearing his throat with his mic un-muted

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Luke and Andrew: “Rubber baby buggy bump… bumper… or whatever (Mmm-hmm)”

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