Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Cuz, I just don’t care!”

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Andrew: “Go back! Why…? Aw, come on, Dallas Morning News!”

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Andrew: “How did I not prepare for this question!?”

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Andrew: “That sounds like a Linh Pham special right there”

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Andrew: “You just got Phammed”

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Andrew and Luke: “No, it’s five! What happened to the one… flag!!? (I don’t know! This quiz sucks!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Six Flags over Uranus! (Come on, guys!)”

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Luke: “Is… Walkering, Texasing and Rangering? Is building, and fording and toughing?”

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Luke: Saying “You dirty rat” as James Cagney

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Luke: Singing a portion of the refrain from Rod Stewart’s “Some Guys Have All the Luck”

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Luke: “That was gonna be my gift to them; but, now, we’re lose, lose, losing”

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Luke: “That’s what manhood is!”

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Luke: “There’s something about my brain does not interpret information well”

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Luke: “We’re never gonna win win win again on this show”

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Luke: “Where’s your global warming now? Am I right? No… I’m wrong. I would be wrong if I said that; because, that’s not how climate change works”

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Luke: “Yahoooo!!”

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Andrew: “A more responsible font”

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Andrew: “All babies do is take, take, take, take, take”

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Andrew: “End of an era! End of an era”

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Andrew: “Hey… pep boy!”

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Andrew: “I hate letting her kinda baby me in this way; but… what I hate even more is doing it”

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Andrew: “I was grabbing my pen!”

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Andrew: “I’m constantly blowing my nose during this show”

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Andrew: “I’m hokey… I’m pot smoky, and I vote!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “My… dir… dirt bike-ological clock is ticking, that’s for sure”

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Andrew: “Next one I play is gonna blow your mind”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. You just made an incest joke. Are you serious?”

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Andrew: Saying “Apparently… I don’t drink the Kool-Aid… cuz, I’m an adult” as the “Apparently” kid

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Andrew: Saying “Yes. No. Yes” and dinging his bell for each word

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Andrew: “Well, we’re off to a great start. What else would you like to talk about?”

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Andrew: “What I hate even more is doing it”

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Andrew: “Who’s a good dirt bike?”

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Andrew: “You gotta have it all”

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Andrew: “You’re right. Why can I just… freaking be!! Agh! I hate myself!”

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Andrew: “You’re so peppy today”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, now, (Yeah!) A More Responsible (I like it) Font… by Luke Burbank”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have been… (Oh, man) popsicle-ing it up again”

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Luke: “A wet… limp… dish rag”

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Luke: “And, whatever I’m doing with my life, it is so the wrong thing!”

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Luke: “Goo-goo, gaga”

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Luke: “I immediately started sweating profusely from every orifice”

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Luke: “I was tired… I was discouraged… I was… having a hard time”

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Luke: “Like, I need a lot”

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Luke: “Ooh!”

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Luke: Sneezing

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Luke: “Sounds kind of hokey and pot smoky”

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Luke: “That just happened”

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Luke: “This is a bad situation!”

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Luke: “We spare no detail on this program”

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Luke: “Why am I doing this with my life right now?”

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Luke: “You didn’t think this through, Burbs”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cowabunga, dude. Cowabunga”

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Andrew: “And, now, I say something! This is me saying things and making you the happiest… podcaster… on this sweltering Earth. Good morning, Luke”

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Andrew: “But, I said a bunch of wrong things during the show”

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Andrew: “Ha-hah!”

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Andrew: “I feel like my brain is like a computer that’s just… we’re asking too much of it… like, in that show. I feel like you can hear the fan working too hard in the back of my brain. Also… I had this fan installed in the back of my brain; and, that might have… do with it too”

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Andrew: “No touching!”

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Andrew: “Oh! I’m a world-renown elevator farter”

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Andrew: “Spoiler alert, that’s how they hide a gun inside Robert DeNiro’s hand; is, they, they wrap his hand up… really big, and… there’s a gun in there, and… I’m not afraid to tell you, he does use it”

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Andrew: “These flies are probably, they were probably just sitting in a bunch of shit”

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Andrew: “Walsh… who are you? What are you doing here?”

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Andrew: “You’re a hero”

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Andrew: “You’re not getting it! I’m outraged by your… temperate take!”

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Andrew: “Yup… Yup… Yup”

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Luke: “I call ICC and… cry like a baby”

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Luke: “This… seems like Tom Hanks is really confirming his Tom Hanks-ness… and, Tim Allen… is confirming his Tim Allen-ness”

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Luke: “What is this dingus doing in there?”

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Luke: “Your computer is great!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m out and I am proud to say I am a podcaster for American Public Media. That’s what I do… You’re a hero”

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Andrew: “Ah! I know it well”

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Andrew: “And, it’s not even Halloween!!”

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Andrew: “By the way, I’m sorry if I’m a little distracted. I’m gonna whisper here for a second”

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Andrew: “Hey, this is Andrew… Walsh?”

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Andrew: “Hi, this is Andrew Walsh calling from EBSCO Telemarketing about your Field & Stream magazine?”

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Andrew: “I have not darkened the door of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame”

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Andrew: “I was just, like, talking, like, word diarrhea”

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Andrew: “Look at what young people are doing today!”

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Andrew: “Look it up in the book! I’m a professional”

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Andrew: “Please clap”

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Andrew: “Ring-ring”

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Andrew: Saying “Hello!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “Hello!” in a sing-songy manner #2

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Andrew: “Steely Dan! I would have never guessed that. Okay”

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Andrew: Struggling for words

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Andrew: “That is not how any of this works. That’s not how any of this works!”

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Andrew: “That’s not how any of this works!”

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Andrew: “This is bullshit!”

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Andrew: “Ya. Yeah”

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Andrew: “You know what? You’re right. I’m taking my shirt off”

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Luke: “And, I definitely don’t wanna be that preachy person”

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Luke: “Andrew, why are we so old?”

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Luke: “Are you calling from the future? I would not answer the phone if it was me calling; cuz, frankly, I’m boring… I know this; because, I’ve been living with myself for forty-three years”

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Luke: “Go Mariners. Go win a milking contest”

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Luke: “Holy mackerel! They’ve done it!”

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Luke: “I can’t, I c–I c–I can’t begin to understand her brain”

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Luke: “I gotta… tell you something that happened… at this thing… that was… a little realer than I was ready for”

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Luke: “It’s called, ‘neighborhood spoof’. That’s a pretty good spoof”

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Luke: “Ix-nay on the arents-pay”

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Luke: “MoPOP, mo’ problems”

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Luke: “Oh my God. I can’t. Nope. I’m not gonna do it. I’m not gonna go there”

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Luke: “OMG!”

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Luke: “So, I guess… everything’s coming up vegan”

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Luke: “The good news for me is, wait five minutes and the city I’m in will change… if you don’t like the city”

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Luke: “What the eff?”

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Luke: “You’re gonna get some oddballs; you’re gonna get some hop-ons”

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Luke and Andrew: “Think there was supposed to be… a… a.. mother-son dance; you know, like, how they do that with the… Mother-boy… Yeah, there was supposed to be a mother-boy. Yeah”

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Andrew: “And, I gotta say, I’m not gonna give numbers; but… maybe we didn’t love all of the hotels… but, my God, Luke… two men… flew to Australia… drove across the continent… and stayed with a roof over their head every night on a remarkable budget”

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Andrew: “But, you know… we embrace the jank”

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Andrew: “Can I correct myself?”

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Andrew: “Do you think… Oh, why!?”

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Andrew: “Failure of imagination on my part”

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Andrew: “God, I know so little about space”

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Andrew: “I also like big hot dogs on a small bun”

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Andrew: “I gotta go clean my remote control… Will you give me a moment?”

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Andrew: “I must have… resting Walsh voice”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna say something here that I’m going to regret saying, for, actually a… bevy of reasons… including, what it’s gonna do to your brain”

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Andrew: “I’m just a… goddamn mess!”

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Andrew: Mumbling

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Andrew: “Oh, really!”

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Andrew: “Spag bol”

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Andrew: “Ungh! Christ, yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I also like big hot dogs on a small bun; but, you don’t. So… anyway, I like The Stuff. You cannot lie”

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Andrew and Luke: “I like The Stuff. You cannot lie”

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Andrew ad Luke: “I… don’t like… (Mmm-hmm) to read! (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, I lo–Oh, tha–I love KitKat, dog… Rick… Moranis… That is hilarious”

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Andrew and Luke: “Uh… last week… last week we did that. Yes. It happened last week. Right?”

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Luke: “Are people crapping on to their hands… this much!?”

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Luke: “Calm down, Lil Sartre”

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Luke: “Cuz, I don’t have Lukie time the way you have Andy time”

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Luke: “Got back to the hotel room… and a battle began in my mind, Andrew, between me and the peanut M&M’s”

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Luke: “I could just… I could inhale that”

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Luke: “It’s Adam and Eve… not Hot & Spicy Cinnamon Oreo”

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Luke: “Now, part of this is probably old Luke yelling at cloud”

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Luke: “Oh, boy!”

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Luke: “Sploooooge!”

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Luke: “They don’t make a… a fish sandwich… It’s always too early for a fish sandwich there”

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Luke: “This was written about in the Washington Post… I didn’t get this… from the Washington Gross”

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Luke: “Top Story numero dos… is really numero gross”

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Luke: “Wow”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you get some good… some good Andy time in? I got some great Andy time in; I stayed up too late”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s weird; it’s two great tastes that don’t taste great together, (Hmm) for some reason”

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Andrew: “But, starting Monday, you’ll never hear that word come out of my mouth again; because, it… it’s been bullshit for forty-eight hours now”

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Andrew: “Cardiac cap-and-trade”

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Andrew: “I feel intimidated”

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Andrew: “I heard about that on the AM radio”

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Andrew: “I won’t even look at it”

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Andrew: “I wonder if people need to take acid and listen to this show”

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Andrew: “I’m not proud of that”

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Andrew: “Man! It is so… goddamn good!”

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Andrew: “My, God, what is happening?”

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Andrew: “No, I haven’t”

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Andrew: Tongue clicking

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Andrew: “Tow me? Tow me for wha’?”

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Andrew: “Who needs… tomorrow, we have tonight, with this kangaroo”

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Luke: “Aw, fiddlesticks!”

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Luke: “Every once in a while… I get caught… over-extended on my bullshit”

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Luke: “I boom… the dynamite… so hard on national television”

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Luke: “I must have a… heavy dose of imposter syndrome”

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Luke: “I’m not… Plan B!”

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Luke: “I’m such a bullshit artist”

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Luke: “June is here, meaning the sun… the sun is shining. Shun… sun is… Try to say that… six times fast… She sells… sunshine… down in Burbank Springs”

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Luke: “Luke ‘Liberal’ Burbank”

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Luke: “Now, I’m looking at my lappy-toppy”

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Luke: “Oh, we’ll get to dream talk in good time, listeners. Don’t you worry about it”

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Luke: “‘Oh, yeah… are youz gonna be going to… the thing with the cousins?’ What thing with the cousins, Aunt Kathy? ‘Oh, the thing on Sunday’… Yeah, nobody talked to me about that”

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Luke: Saying “My family!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “This was me… doing the show… booming the dynamite”

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Luke: “Well, then. You just lost your spot, Wally Pipp”

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Luke and Andrew: “What we talk about when we talk about talking on TBTL… (Okay) coming up in a moment”

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