Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Ah-ha-ha, who cares. Seattle’s dying. Am I right?”

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Andrew: “Are you saying that I should… fly by night away from here… Is that what you’re saying?”

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Andrew: “But, I don’t think I’m a smelly person, by the way”

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Andrew: “Everything that you just said… kind of went through my head, sort of”

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Andrew: “Jessica!?”

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Andrew: “Okay. Bye. Enjoy De La Soul”

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Andrew: Singing “Fly by night away from here”

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Andrew: “So, thank you for having my, my beard back”

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Andrew: “That, that… was old Andrew. I don’t really know if there’s a new Andrew”

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Andrew: “That’s a really good question. I’m not the right person to answer it”

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Andrew: “Wait, that doesn’t… That’s kinda… Really?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I am… going with the… major competitor of Everlane… Uh-oh. Neverlane?”

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Andrew and Luke: “You have any idea how many times I see men leave the restroom without washing their hands? Is this a good time to mention that, or bad? No, it’s a terrible time! (Oh, I’m sorry. I’ll save it for the Game of Thrones)”

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Luke: “Dingus, made up intro for Andrew”

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Luke: “How… did his voice get so high though?”

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Luke: “I was trying to really leave that in the clear for Linh”

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Luke: “Jessica; more like… ‘Hell-yessica!'”

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Luke: Reacting to seeing Game of Thrones details on Twitter

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Luke: Singing Game of Cats

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Luke: Singing the Game of Thrones theme using the word “Ballers”

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Luke: “That was the other thing, when I got home, cuz, again… I old… and, I’m like, ‘Boy, we’re really pushing it tonight, Burbs'”

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Luke: “That’s why they pay me the big bucks, Andrew”

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Luke: “This a Ballers spoiler-free zone”

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Luke: “Up…chucking peaches”

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Luke: “We might catch a hot, hot week”

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Luke: “We used to have beet; but, then, we squashed it”

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Luke: Whispery “Goddamnit!”

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Luke: “You just made snot come out of my nose”

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Luke and Andrew: “Terrible, Thanks for Coming… new podcast from APM (Yeah. Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, I guess, I mean, the good news is, for once, we weren’t wrong. Right. Yeah”

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Andrew: “Don’t put the ravens in the canisters as the gas”

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Andrew: “I dunno what’s going on anymore”

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Andrew: “I’m a somewhat overweight… bearded vampire”

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Andrew: “I’m still mostly… drawn towards the poppiest of the pop”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I… can’t do this today”

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Andrew: “Ooh, a nice durian, salmon sandwich… prepared in the microwave, with just a little bit of broccoli”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s the ladies” in an Australian accent

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Andrew: “Things get me in, in the feels pretty easily”

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Andrew and Luke: “Actually… get together, maybe press the flesh a little bit with… (Eugh!) Mmm, or not. Yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Girl cats can be grumpy too! The Grumpy Cat was a woman!”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s chem-trails! (Yeah)”

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Luke: “By the way, Down Under, they call it ‘bopping the wallaby'”

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Luke: “Holy S! A hundred million dollars!?!”

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Luke: “I’m in a… I’m in a blurry, blurry moment right now”

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Luke: “Kate… Muller… of… Seattle, Washington… We await… the report… from Kate… about her donation”

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Luke: Saying “Have you tried the Impossible blood?” as a vampire

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Luke: Saying “I don’t like… tinsel… I guess that makes me bad” as Andy Rooney

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Luke: Saying “I never miss humor in uniform” as a vampire

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Luke: Saying “I never miss humor in uniform” in a Scouse accent

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Luke: Saying “I want to donate blood!” as a vampire

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Luke: “Thank you… slash-we’re sorry”

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Luke: “We’re not gonna be canoodling!”

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Luke and Andrew: “A real ‘Pancho Sanza’… (Mmm-hmm) to my… Don Quixote”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t donate to the show cuz I’m a kid (Kid)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mentioned it to you but I don’t think on air. (Okay. I see) I’m saying this to the listeners (I see) who… Wait, the who? Oh, yeah. You’re right… I’m saying this to the listener. Hi, Linh”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll give you some points on the back end… (Thank you) of the money raised”

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Luke and Andrew: “We also got something going on! (Mmm-hmm!)”

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Andrew: “As per usual, we have the meats”

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Andrew: “I guess that’s my… fricking power out”

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Andrew: “I need a place where I can… ram it into my face; and, The Ram is the place to go for that”

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Andrew: “I need something heavier, heartier… bigger, faster, more!”

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Andrew: “I was… starving yesterday!”

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Andrew: “No; like, that’s a bridge too far”

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Andrew: “Now, call me fat… That’s all I want”

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Andrew: “Oh, man! Dude… don’t blow your spot up!”

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Andrew: Saying “Who is your progenitor and what does he do?” as Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Andrew: Singing “Squirtin’ up eyeballs, I want you to know”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew was about to blow his spot up about the secret lunch he had

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Andrew and Luke: “I love me some Squirt too (Oh, man)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m really caught in the middle in this; cuz… like… I’ve said it a millions times on this show. I think you mean stuck in the middle… with me (I’m… as, I think I’m as per middle on this)”

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Andrew and Luke: “If you’re saying ‘as usual’, it means just like always; and, if you’re saying ‘per usual’, it means you break… the popsicle… in half… before you eat it. (Mmm. I see) It’s very clear. It says right here… on the Internet, my friend. Okay”

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Andrew and Luke: “Squirtin’ up eyeballs, I want you to know. Yeah… Easy, Black Andrew”

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Andrew and Luke: “Thinking about writing a book called ‘The Comma Sutra’… What do you think? Proper comma usage. Let’s explore that… Let’s explore that”

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Luke: “As per usual, Andrew, I was just trying to really cover all my bases”

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Luke: “God, if you’re gonna pound a drink at noon… Margarita is tough!!”

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Luke: Singing “Gonna take myself to the secret lunch. Gonna not talk about it on the podcast”

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Luke: Singing first few notes from “Here Comes the Bride”

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Luke: “The gift goes on… The Father gave the Son; and, the gift goes on. The Son gave the Spirit. The gift goes on. The Spirit gives us love, so we can give… the Gift of love… That, of course, a song by Black Sabbath”

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Luke: “This one’s gonna cost ya”

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Luke: “Wha-pow!”

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Luke: “What can I do ya for?”

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Luke: “You know, there’s a right way to clock and a wrong way to roll”

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Luke: “Ziggle-zaggit, let’s get at it”

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Andrew: “Ah, ya… spoiled it!”

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Andrew: “Chhk! We should draw a phallus… Chhk! I could draw a phallus. Chhk!”

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Andrew: “Damnit!!! Why!?”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I would’ve drawn a sky penis”

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Andrew: “I gotta get on the phone with DC!”

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Andrew: “Listen… I’ve, I’ve moved on. This scandal was–This pooping scandal was ten years ago… I don’t want people to see this… story to pop up first thing when they Google my name”

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Andrew: “Men be like… this and women be like that!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, ladies are always lady-like”

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Andrew: Saying “I wish I could smoke it” in an Australian accent

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Andrew: Singing a few notes and laughing

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Andrew: Singing a few notes, laughing and saying “That’s so bad”

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Andrew: “This is so fucking dumb”

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Andrew: “What the heck?”

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Andrew: “You and I cannot… not say things”

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Andrew: “You know I.T., baby!”

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Andrew and Luke: Easter Egg

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s no need to, like, necessarily really lean on the fact that we’re pre-recording this a day early… (Right) Show opens, ‘Hey, Luke, isn’t it crazy that we’re doing the show a day early?’ Damnit!!! Why!? (You know, Andrew? Here’s the thing) Every time! (You and I…)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know, if this is actually our last episode on APM because of this rant, I would be… one hundred percent happy to work for The Slowdown… Terrible, Thanks for Asking, if there’s a role on that show… Hilarious World of Depression… I feel like there would probably be a role for me there too. So… I’m a hundred percent happy with whatever happens here. What a snake in the grass! You’re… you’re like fifty percent joking”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re listening to TAWS (Dang it!) on… KIRO radio!”

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Luke: “Come for the I.T. talk, stay for sky junk”

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Luke: “Come on, bro!”

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Luke: “Jami, have you listened to the show lately? Cheat day? Please… every day is a cheat day for ol’ LB”

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Luke: “Oh, phooey!”

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Luke: Saying “It’s all fun” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “You do it long enough, you don’t blink anymore… I’m still blinking” in an Australian accent

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Luke: “Sky junk”

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Luke: “That was special… That was special!”

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Luke: “When the going gets tough, the Luke gets going, sometimes”

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Luke: “You know I.T., baby!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Mommy, what are breasts? Right!”

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Luke and Andrew: “The eggs are complete (Mmm-hmm)”

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Security Training Video: “It’s your lucky day… You just found a USB flash drive in the parking lot”

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Security Training Video: “Keyloggers can track the words you type on to your computer. This might be your shopping list; but, it also might be your password. Your soufflé might not be ruined; but, your password sure will be”

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Security Training Video: “Thank you for your willingness to practice good judgment. We can’t do it without you”

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