Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Compared to other nights when, maybe, I’m up late playing video games, getting into all kinds of… quiet trouble”

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Andrew: “Cuz, my dad says anything can be bought with money!”

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Andrew: “I think I do have a problem”

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Andrew: “I wonder if I can program my phone to use, like… the most embarrassing drops on Marsupial Gurgle; and, maybe the… sound of my own voice… blaring while Genevieve is in the room, maybe that’ll get me out of bed”

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Andrew: “Like, I need something that screams at me a little bit”

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Andrew: “No, I find that calming too”

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Andrew: “Oh, Andrew!”

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Andrew: “Ooh!”

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Andrew: Resigned “Oh, Andrew”

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Andrew: Softly saying “Hey, Andrew… you could get up if you want to… but, you don’t have to… Isn’t it nice where you are right now?”

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Andrew: “The listeners suffer for our art”

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Andrew: “What are you looking for the devil for, when you should be looking for the Lord!”

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Andrew: “You got that, Andrew?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Now, you’re hooked. (Mmm-hmm) Now, they’re gonna smack you upside the head with the truth!”

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Listener Liisa Potts: Singing “Right Way to Rock”

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Luke: “Boo-roo-rey [ph]“

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Luke: “I say this with… peace and love”

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Luke: Mimicking the sound of a digital alarm clock

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Luke: “Not today, Satan!”

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Luke: Singing “Let me see your grills!”

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Luke: “TBTL’s gonna TBTL”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hunh! What hurtful thing can I say to our next Dazzling Donor? (Oh, we’ll find out something) Let’s, I guess we’ll find out together”

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Andrew: “1:21:29, nose blow”

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Andrew: Blowing his nose without muting his mic while Luke is speaking

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Andrew: “Can I ask you a personal question?”

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Andrew: “Hmmmh? Hmmmh?”

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Andrew: “How are those air passages, Walsh? Seems fine”

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Andrew: “I can’t believe we’re fighting about this. You’re just so wrong!”

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Andrew: “I, I’m not a McDonald-head”

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Andrew: “I’m levitating! I feel warm. I’m levitating!”

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Andrew: Laughing or whinnying like a horse

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Andrew: “Listen, I ate too many popsicles in one sitting as a kid and as an adult; so, I’m not trying to stand on my high horse there”

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Andrew: “Morti-feared”

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Andrew: “Now, that’s the business!”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m a badass” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “We’re gonna have a thing” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing “Australia”

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Andrew: Singing “That would be hell for me” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “The state of the popsicle is strong”

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Andrew: “Ugh!”

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Andrew: “Where did banana come from?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can I ask you a personal question? Yes… Did I just blow my nose into the microphone without muting the microphone? Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned for sending Andrew clips of Luke saying silly things on the show, which leads to mutually assured destruction via audio drops

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Luke: “Am I stronger than a fifth grader?”

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Luke: “Honestly, don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my Australia”

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Luke: Laughing like Muttley

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Luke: “Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!”

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Luke: “One popsicle per stick. The way God intended it”

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Luke: Saying “Mario’s-a Pizza Pie” in a faux Italian accent

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Luke: Saying “Oh my God, kid! We’re seein’ something we ain’t… never seen before!” in a Boston accent

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Luke: “Says who…m?”

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Luke: Singing “Don’t mis-judge… Anthony Bourdain, he is secretly nice”

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Luke: Singing “I’ve got the golden ticket”

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Luke: “When I do all these bad ideas, I’m by myself”

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Luke: “Who’s a little time traveler? You are… You’re amazing; a time traveling wonder”

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Luke: “You hadn’t even give the real punchline and you’re already letting me down”

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Luke and Andrew: “Will nose air become a recurring thing on the program? Maybe… Only time will tell”

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Andrew: “Clunkily dropping… drops over the intro music”

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Andrew: “Come here! Lemme chastise ya!”

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Andrew: “Hey, Tony! Come here! Lemme chastise ya!”

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Andrew: “I started… kind of small, and it just got bigger and bigger”

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Andrew: “Khruang-stank”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh my God… I’m about to say these words… Is TBTL too smooth now? Is it too listenable?”

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Andrew: Singing “Good morning, Luke”

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Andrew: Singing “Just the two of us”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m sorry, Luke… I don’t think I’m usually critical of you or your sound effect choices… but, we just said gassy dog and you’re with the spring sound effect? You’re right. My bad. I’m sorry. Should’ve been this one… (What!?) Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “We’re gonna call up Double-D here? Yeah. Double-D-TFB? Insert door opening sound. Double-D…FTB insert door opening sound”

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Andrew and Luke: “We’re wheelers, not dealers… Absolutely. We’re makers, not takers”

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Luke: “And, it also means boobs!”

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Luke: “I’m the baby! I’m the baby!”

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Luke: “I’m the baby! I’m the baby!” #2

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Thy will be done. Thy Wing Dome come… At home… as it is in the restaurant”

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Luke: “When the… S hits the F… I don’t know why I’m not allowed to say ‘fan'”

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Luke: “X-Files is two-thousand and late”

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Luke: “Yep… Yep”

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Luke: “You know what? My dad, my dad was Mister Donut… Call me, ‘Carl Cruller'”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke uses the word “sexy” to describe their relationship

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Luke and Andrew: “Rogan Seven enter the Rogan-verse (Yes)”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s like being on the ocean, right? Anything goes when you’re Down Under? Is that true?”

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Luke and Andrew: “The farmer’s daughter. (Right) Mommy, what’s a farmer?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thy will be done. Thy Wing Dome come… At home… as it is in the restaurant… Only a dose of sacrilegiosity in this DoorDash ad”

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Luke and Andrew: “When the S–S-H-F… Hits the effing fan. Yeah… When the S… hits the fucking F”

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Luke and Andrew: “You… do… so… many… things… on this show… to get it on the… airwaves. In…cluding… editing… all the spaces (Yeah)”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke! Unless my calendar’s wrong… I’m playing the right sound on the right day”

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Andrew: “I’d heard of that. I caught wind of that; so, I ended up eating a cow”

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Andrew: Making a spring-like sound

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Andrew: Saying a series of sentences and ending them with a vocal uptick

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Andrew: “So, what is the situation with that stain right now?”

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Andrew: “They were like… extra giggly”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh!”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t wanna get into a fight with you here; it’s your damn birthday”

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Andrew and Luke: “I wonder… (Mmm-hmm) how much longer before dinner”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well over a month? Maybe even two months? (Oh, no) Hell, no”

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Luke: “And, a merry garbage eve to you. Oh, say, boy! What day is it? Have I missed it? No, sir… It’s still garbage eve!”

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Luke: “And, Rudy… being kind of playful and a derp”

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Luke: “Are you battling gray scale? Samwell Tarly and Associates”

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Luke: “It is and isn’t… Rudy’s fault”

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Luke: Saying “Rudy! Rudy!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “There’s a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza”

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Luke: “Yo! Your latch situation is janky!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m every donor… That is me. I don’t really know how that song goes (It comes from me)”

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Luke and Andrew: “My mom said… if I wait for things… those things will happen… (Alright) and I got some banana bread. Hell, yea. Hell, yea”

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