Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “1040-EZ Peasy”

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Andrew: “Cuz, you’re, you know, gigging all over the place”

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Andrew: “Don’t Jeff Lynne me!”

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Andrew: “Everything’s great with my mouth”

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Andrew: “I guess that’s it!!”

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Andrew: “I know you like me to ‘Yes, and’ you”

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Andrew: “I love Jesus; but, I drink a little”

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Andrew: “I, I thunder-shirt him, you know”

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Andrew: “I’ve… said it once… say it again… Mothers Against Drunk Driving… has a… iron grip on this culture of ours… and they’re ruining America”

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Andrew: “I’ve… said it once… say it again… Mothers Against Drunk Driving… has a… iron grip on this culture of ours… and they’re ruining America… Get that in the clear, Linh? I see what you’re doing over there, Luke… I see what you’re doing over there. I do not wanna hear that ever re-surface. Linh… I will… I will unfriend you”

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Andrew: “Linh Pham… the Phamdemort… Phamily… Man”

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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of creaky floorboards

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Andrew: Mimicking Theodore’s loud yelling sound

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Why is he fighting with his penis?”

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Andrew: Requesting someone to register the domain PlantOrAnimal.com

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Andrew: “They is trying to say I was drunk… I had eight beers. That’s it”

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Andrew: “This is the shit that happens to me all the time!”

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Andrew: “Ugh! She’s got a snake”

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Andrew: “When I saw myself poop, and I was like, ‘You gotta be kidding me'”

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Andrew: “Where’s my doohickie?”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna love the living tweedle out of this”

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Andrew and Luke: “AmIHotOrNot… dot-meow… and… also. Hey, Linh. You should buy that one. (Oddly, that URL is taken) Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, I… I can’t talk about that… Okay”

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Luke: “Cool. Your new name is Taargüs”

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Luke: “I’m just glad my wife is in charge of this and not me”

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Luke: “I’m very dependent on myself. I’m extremely dependent on myself!”

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Luke: “It… mutilated this other turtle’s dong!”

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Luke: “It’s my money and I want it now!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Ooh! Explicit”

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Luke: “Thank you for looking that up; because, honestly, it wasn’t until I said it out loud… into a microphone… on to a recording, that will be heard by thousands and thousand of people, that I realized… I don’t actually know what the name of that snake is!”

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Luke: “That’s dirty, right?”

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Luke: “Their entire console would not fire… because, the power was out. Because, the thing wasn’t plugged in! Because, nobody was monitoring the situation!! Because, the union guys were having a tuna sandwich!!!”

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Luke: “Who loves ya baby!!?”

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Luke: “Yeah, the shit–the trip is shaping up… I almost said, ‘The shit is traping up'”

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Luke: “Yeah! Nailed it!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a wet, wild… wooly world here in Whatcom County… It’s a wot of Ws, Woot”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wow! That’s cool! (Yeah) That’s fun!”

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Andrew: “Akron, Ohio!”

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Andrew: “Aw, damnit!”

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Andrew: “But, he’s gonna be unlikable!”

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Andrew: “But, I was… overcome with the… like, desire to do that, and I don’t know why!”

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Andrew: “But, this is how weird my mind was working at the time”

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Andrew: “By the way, kids, don’t run away… Gus! Don’t run away”

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Andrew: “Guys, you’re doing great!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m being difficult on this”

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Andrew: “I grew a beard… I built a cabin… and I lived there forever; and, then, I met Luke… about thirty years later, and we started doing TBTL. And, that’s how that happened”

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Andrew: “M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I”

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Andrew: “My grandma gave us tons of old Reader’s Digest from the 60s and 70s; and, we kept them in the bathroom… for some reason”

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Andrew: “No to the name tags!”

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Andrew: “No! I don’t get in the car with strangers!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah! Her eyes are so squinty!”

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Andrew: “Take the shower and come upstairs. We have a lot to talk about”

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Andrew: “That’s why… if you were to find those exact Reader’s Digest today, they would be pretty… pretty puffed up… with water damage”

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Andrew: “This isn’t the life for me anymore, living in Valley City, Ohio”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you ever look at Rudy and she appeared to be a giant ham… or, what would a vegetarian version of that be? Did she look like a giant rutabaga? (I looked at Rudy and she became a giant pile of horse poop!) Eugh!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what? Those people upstairs will wait; but, the, the humor will not… I have a whole stack of these (No) things”

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Luke: “And, by the way, the real world is really real this morning for me”

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Luke: “Bashing your way through… trees”

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Luke: “Cha-cha-chaaa!”

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Luke: “Cockamamie schedule”

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Luke: “Dragons be dragging”

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Luke: “I can have a dream sometimes where I, I’m… higher up on something that I meant to be”

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Luke: “I gotta wait until nine to watch this; which is very late for Old Man Burbank”

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Luke: Imitating the sound of a white-throated sparrow

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Luke: “It’s all downhill and three-sixty slam dunks from here”

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Luke: “Podcast movement? More like bowel movement!”

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Luke: Saying “I just have a pet ferret… because, it’s enjoyable” as John Lennon

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Luke: Singing “I am a tree… I am a Bran”

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Luke: “That’s… gotta… that’s gotta leave a skidmark!”

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Luke: “This was more like ‘Dingus in Real Life'”

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Luke: “Uh, well, actually”

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Luke: “You know, you go into podcasting with the bird sounds you have, people, not the bird sounds you need; and, that was the one I had in my sound effects file”

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Luke: “You’re more horse poop than dog… to me now”

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Luke and Andrew: Reading a list of nuts, er, birds

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Luke and Andrew: “Well… the good news is, your parents… were… were really on the case, and were… were pretty protective. My parents were not protective. And, we’re both screwed up in different ways… (Yeah! Right) So, the good news is, no matter what you do as a parent, your kid… (Yeah) will be… kinda screwed up”

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Andrew: “Are you kidding me! Can we please listen to some… McDonald’s golden oldies?”

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Andrew: “Can we get through one show without you talking about somebody’s cans”

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Andrew: “Cuz, that used to be so normal; and, now, it sounds so odd”

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Andrew: “Don’t make this too dark, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Enhance! Enhance! Ouch!”

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Andrew: “From Adelaide to our deaths”

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Andrew: “I feel like I just need to give up on this; because, I’m just more and more sounding like an old man”

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Andrew: “I honestly don’t know if I’m gonna lose my shit out there, Luke. Like, I’m scared of things”

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Andrew: “I like sleeping in basements”

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Andrew: “I like, I like everything that you just said. It was very sweet and I agree with it all”

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Andrew: “In case we want to TP somebody’s house”

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Andrew: Singing “Garfield-1… 23-23”

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Andrew: Singing “When you drop kick your lumber… as you walk through the door… no one cares”

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Andrew: Singing the first few notes of either the Doogie Howser, M.D. theme or the Super Mario Bros. underground theme

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Andrew: “They don’t have hands, man. I’m telling you. I was zooming in. They’re hooves… They’re little hooves. They’re gonna punch you right in the face… Don’t get too close”

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Andrew: “Things are going on in St. Paul that I… didn’t realize”

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Andrew: “Titular heads”

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Andrew: “What’s in the water at Dunn Lumber?”

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Andrew: “You know what thought? Honestly… I mean, that sounds boring; but, boredom is the least of my problems”

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Luke: “Andrew, I can’t overstate this. I am gonna lose… my… shit when I see a kangaroo… in the wild”

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Luke: “Could be… the Lord trying to tell me something”

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Luke: “I think we need to get… aggressively finite”

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Luke: “I’m gonna do something that I already regret”

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Luke: “I’m not gonna freak the frack out”

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Luke: “It’s just a big expanse of nothingness”

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Luke: “Make it so, Uluru”

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Luke: “May have to kill you and eat you”

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Luke: “Oh my… God!”

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Luke: Saying “Don’t be such a Coober Pedy” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Elev-Sev… in Straya?” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Eleven-Seven” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “See… that’s… why… I’m the titular host” while dinging his bell

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Luke: Saying “You call that an e-mail?” in an Australian accent

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Luke: “Show us your titular heads”

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Luke: “That Yaris is… is never Yar-ing back down to Adelaide”

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Luke: “Uh-hunh”

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Luke: Whistling and singing “It pays to pay cash… at Dunn”

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Luke: “Ye–Y’all freaked out a little bit”

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Luke: “Yeah… Show us your titular heads… Wait, what? No! Sorry. That was…”

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Luke and Andrew: “Boy, I said… ‘Dolly Parton’s cans’ and I said (Alright) ‘titular’. I feel like the show’s getting a little bit… I know you go in for anything pornographic; but, I’m trying to keep it clean (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I try something? (Mmm-hmm) This is… our friend, the Phamdemort”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we go with… a little Waterloo? That’s great. I think Australia is gonna be our Waterloo anyway. So…”

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Andrew: “Also… why go places?”

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Andrew: “Drippy… rainy, gray a lot”

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Andrew: “I like having a little mystery in life”

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Andrew: “I’m blanking on it”

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Andrew: “Like, I forget that, like, how… how buzzy the city can be in certain neighborhoods”

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Andrew: “Should I hit!? Should I hit?”

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Andrew: “So, Phyllis, please… take this personally”

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Andrew: “Stanky Blursday bass riff”

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Andrew: “Well, you know what this means… screw the limit”

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Andrew: “When you think of me, you think of rule breaking, right?”

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Andrew: “Who’s your TBTL sponsor?”

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Andrew: “You don’t touch my bell!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I looked at the picture… (Okay) I asked myself… ‘Are they just spoofing us? Is this just a blurry candle?'”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna derail us. Please”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is it disorienting cuz you don’t know how far into the show we are; (Yes) or, because, you don’t know what time it is in the real world? I don’t care about the real… Andrew, the real world melts away when you and I are in this room. Okay?”

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Andrew and Luke: “What do you call somebody who loves Schitt’s Creek? I got Schitt Heads, right? For all the other Schitt Heads out there… Schitt’s Heads”

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Andrew and Luke: “You just got Urban Dictionary’d. I know!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’ve been lock curious for a while now… I consider… I identify as lock curious (Uh-huh)”

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Luke: “I’m such an old man”

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Luke: “It’s a cool story that I am sure we will absolutely… just… annihilate the details on. I’m sure… it’s just a sharp… shot… waiting… to blow”

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Luke: Saying “Leave David alone! You’re lucky he even made coffee for you! Bastards!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “My husband plays the radio too loud in the car” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Whatchu talkin’ about Willis?”

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Luke: “Yes. By the way, welcome to Parking Talk… This is the part of the show where we just discuss… various zoning regulations”

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Luke: “You want your brain to hurt… bro?”

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Luke: “Ziggle-zaddy, let’s get addy?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I feel like a virgin in a sex shop… (Mmm-hmm) What end is up… sir, on this particular… item?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have a hundred percent pooped during conversations with you. (Oh, no!) I mean, regularly. Like, in front of me! Like, not even on the phone! Welcome to Australia”

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Luke and Andrew: “Which is why I should not be allowed to read science stories. It’s a real threat to my sobriety. Who would’ve known that that’s what triggered you… Wow! Never in a million years. I thought it was, maybe, the vodka drop from yesterday. (No) Nope, it’s the article about a black hole”

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Andrew: “As you’re describing this black hole… fifty-five million light-years away… I had a thought… next year’s TBTL-a-thon!”

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Andrew: “Don’t listen, Win”

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Andrew: “Don’t worry. There will be freak-out adventures before we even get wheels down in Australia. Get ready for some some skyjinks with me, Luke”

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Andrew: “Every time you have a brain fart like that and it goes out over the airwaves, it’s just a tiny bit more publicity for TBTL; so, that’s good”

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Andrew: “I like to swear a lot when I’m talking to kids”

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Andrew: “I need to admit, I’m not doing this for you… I’m not doing this cuz this is great podcast #content. I’m doing this… my brain is a little bit broken… and, sometimes I just need to do these things. I won’t rest until I get these things… cleared up”

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Andrew: “I would say… don’t trust anybody over thirty, adults are stupid… Go kids. Kid power”

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Andrew: “I’ll just beep myself out”

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Andrew: “Jesus! I’m pretty good!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Mom and Dad, you don’t understand!”

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Andrew: “My brain is a little bit broken”

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Andrew: “My… parents didn’t put up with a lot of bullshit from me, right? I like to swear a lot when I’m talking to kids”

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Andrew: Saying “Elections belong to the people!!!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That is… bananas!”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t wanna get reprimanded for my answer again!”

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Andrew: “(You know me. I’m… very into… into anything that is even slightly pornographic) Alright! Alright! Boooooooooooooooooop!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Elections belong to the people!!!” in a funny manner and Luke trying to keep it in the clear so that it can be pulled

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Luke: “Bo-sham-ro”

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Luke: “Dazzling doots abounding”

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Luke: “I am starting to… wonder if I’m, in fact, a terrorist, and I just don’t know it. Like, I have so internalized it”

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Luke: “I never met the guy!”

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Luke: “I yam what I yam”

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Luke: “If you tell me you think Roy Orbison is twenty-three… this show’s over”

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Luke: “It’s gonna be like a pearl… of frustration. It starts as a little grain, a little speck of something and just builds over time”

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Luke: “It’s so dark; but, so funny”

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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank… and, I’m here to say… I wanna go to Australia in a major way”

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Luke: “Sho-ram-bo”

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Luke: Singing “And, I was right!”

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Luke: “Speaking of… I don’t know, people without proper documentation. Yeah! That’s… the… pivot I just made, Andrew!”

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Luke: “Thank you… Bless you… Thank you so much for your help”

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Luke: “That’s my starting point for my new hip-hop song… ‘Parents Just Do Understand'”

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Luke: “This is mine now!”

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Luke: “This is not a person who’s here to do me any favors; and, I was right!”

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Luke: “Which, by the way… no offense… what a racket!”

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Luke: “Yes, indeedy! Doddily-doo!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thought Andrew was going to play ‘That’s Not My Name’ by The Ting Tings

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Luke and Andrew: “You said beep yourself out, right? Yeah! I’ll just beep myself out… (Okay) Thought you said something else; and, I was like, that’s not making less dirty!”

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Andrew: “And, I guess I just gotta stop feeling a little… you know… whatever, super generous… Daddy Warbucks over here, when I’m tipping on the total. Apparently, that’s just standard practice”

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Andrew: “Booyah. That was a dope intro, my dude”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I’m even saying this isn’t even slightly pornographic”

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Andrew: “Do you take… do you take this donor to be your lawfully… wedded… dazzler? I doot”

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Andrew: “Doo-dads and whoo-has”

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Andrew: “Even though I’m bringing it up right now, I do not want to bring it up”

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Andrew: “I agree with everything you said, sort of!”

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Andrew: “I can kill your line”

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Andrew: “I don’t think that’s… quite right either!”

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Andrew: “I hate hearing that”

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Andrew: “I might be on the wrong side of this!”

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Andrew: “If you spank somebody on their butt, they’re butt-hurt”

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Andrew: “It had to do with spankings”

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Andrew: “It says ‘butt’ in it”

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Andrew: “It’s good; but, there might be a better sausage place in Seattle”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Man, people are strange”

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Andrew: “Oh, here’s one!!! Oh, yeah! I have a make-up! I have a make-up donor”

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Andrew: “Patter, patter, patter, back and forth”

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Andrew: “Scissors, rock, paper”

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Andrew: “Well… I am blanking on”

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Andrew: “Yes! Go! I’m cheering you on!”

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Andrew: “You know… I was gonna start the show by saying, ‘Booyah. That was a dope intro, my dude’… But, now… now, I think you’re just trippin’… And, that you’re dissing me… another… pre-2000s slang”

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Andrew: “You would have to go G.O.T. them”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s like Schrödinger’s doots! I don’t know if I want to know what’s inside the box, right? Like… Oh, I do. Oh, I doot! I doot real bad”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke just might be way into sucking venom out of a snake bite wound if Andrew were to get bit in Australia

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Andrew and Luke: Paper, rock, scissors, or rock, paper, scissors or scissors, rock, paper

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Andrew and Luke: “People were trippin’ in the 1500s! To bring up that to my 90s… Honky Barnabys be trippin’!”

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Luke: “Coming to you… on a… another gray… grody day… Is anybody using… the term ‘grody’ anymore?”

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Luke: Funny laugh

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Luke: “How did I mess that up? This is impossible to mess up and I messed it up somehow”

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Luke: “I am the one who pimples!”

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Luke: “I never made that joke; because, I’m a decent human”

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Luke: “I’m a tweet and delete machine. But…!”

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Luke: “I’m Andrew Walsh. Welcome to ‘In the Bun'”

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Luke: “I’m doing a terrible job playing the audio”

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Luke: “I’ve got nothing to offer you anymore as a father. You’re free! You’re really free”

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Luke: “Ioynte!”

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Luke: “Really!?”

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Luke: Saying “Ay, give me one of them rise up lights” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Don’t even… think about trying to escape” in an Australian accent

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Luke: “That’s just poop rolling down hill at that point”

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Luke: “There it is… thirteen minutes and forty-seven seconds of… awesome! This song is a thirteen minute pile of awesome!”

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Luke: “True to the poo”

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Luke: “You suck!”

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Luke and Andrew: Being Luke’s hench-person when it comes to pulling and sending in clips of Andrew saying things out of context

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s not ‘butthole hurt’. That would be… (Oh my God) way worse. This is getting worse!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s see how many crows. One, two. Goddamnit! I’m counting crows again. (Mmm-hmm. There you go) That’s my bad… I keep slipping into that”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, gross… Terrible… Boo… Ya! (Very much boo on that)”

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Luke and Andrew: “TBTL! All stick… No carrot. Right”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ya down with G.O.T.? Yeah, you know me”

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