Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “And, I just am, just… draped in shame afterwards”

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Andrew: “Andy don’t play that”

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Andrew: “Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball”

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Andrew: “Do you know who I am?”

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Andrew: “Eew. He just sleazes in and outta places”

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Andrew: “Hey, you really screwed my podcast today, Walsh”

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Andrew: “I am aloof though”

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Andrew: “I can take that key card out of my wallet and, and… loosen my belt a little bit; because, it won’t be dragging my pants down”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what the hell I’m gonna do for the newsletter today. Can I just send out a blank newsletter today?”

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Andrew: “I hope you’re right. I do. I’m, I’m trying to get there. I would like to be more hopeful. I’m, I’m just pessimistic”

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Andrew: “I tighten up so goddamn tight!”

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Andrew: “I, I love slipping into Maudlin Town”

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Andrew: “I, I love slipping into Maudlin Town. Like, that’s, that’s… that’s… that’s my version of Flavor Country… Maudlin Town”

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Andrew: “Indeedly doo, my friend!”

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Andrew: “Is there anything I could say that would, somehow, ease pain, as opposed to make it worse? No… I don’t… I don’t know what it is. I’m still looking for it”

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Andrew: “It’s just like… Well… you’re having a party and you didn’t invite me? ‘Well, Andy, you don’t come to parties.’ I know… but, I like to be invited!”

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Andrew: “It’s just… hundreds of years of, of… being… rights for some people and not all people, and it’s infuriating. And, it’s just the, the… the myth of freedom in this country is just… overwhelming right now” [ed: 💯]

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Oh, damn. I won’t be able to fill in during the holidays when there’s no news”

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Andrew: Singing “Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball. Gimme the ball. I wanna dunk it”

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Andrew: “We voted… for you, asshole”

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Andrew: “Well… I think I can now say that I’ve been fired… Not from American Public Media, not from TBTL. That day will come”

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Luke: “I don’t know why that’s where my brain went today”

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Luke: “There are more of us than there are of them”

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Luke: “This is not what the… what the Founders intended for Music for Your Weekend!”

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Luke: “This is not what the… what the Founders intended for Music for Your Weekend!” [Trimmed]

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Luke: “This is why I, I’ll never understand music, Andrew”

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Luke: “We’re just gonna give you a… a cardiac infarction!”

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Luke: “Well, sometimes you headbutt the bar and sometimes the bar headbutts you”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everyone will all realize, at the same time, that I’m boring and that I have 4 stories… That’s how I feel… (Wait, what’s the 4th?) Sorry… It feels good to laugh”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “A srirortage? [ph]“

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Andrew: “Again, I’m not trying to be argumentative… I’m, I’m fine with you believing that and I won’t argue against it. I’m just telling you that I can’t go along with that reasoning”

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Andrew: “Because, there’s nothing I hate more. Well… fascism sucks”

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Andrew: “But, I feel like I’m losing my goddamn marbles over here”

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Andrew: “Coming up, bear vs bar… argument”

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Andrew: “Do you know what I’m leading up to here? What am I leading up to, Burbs!?”

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Andrew: “Get it all out”

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Andrew: “Good boy”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna talk about it”

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Andrew: “I have a whistle… for some reason”

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Andrew: “I love my can crusher!”

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Andrew: “I love you, man”

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Andrew: “I think it’s Pho Fighters”

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Andrew: “I was trying to do it. Didn’t, didn’t succeed”

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Andrew: Making can crusher sounds

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Andrew: “Oh, man! Don’t get me started on my can crusher”

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Andrew: “Oh… God, do I ever!”

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Andrew: “Oh… Tennessee… Yeah. We just answered our own question”

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Andrew: Saying “Dip-dip-dip” in a deep voice

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Andrew: Saying “Dip-dip-dip” in a deep voice #2

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Andrew: Singing “Sha-na-na-na-na”

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Andrew: “So, I hope you had a wonderful birthday. Aw, shit! I messed it up”

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Andrew: “There’s a funny Kids in the Hall skit that I already regret describing here”

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Andrew: “We know that I do not mess… with that stuff”

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Andrew: “Woof”

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Andrew: “Would you agree that this conversation is un-bar-able?”

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Andrew: “Would you agree that this conversation is un-bar-able?” [Trimmed]

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Andrew: Whispering “I’m scared to say anything”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sha-na-na-na-na. Sit, Ubu, sit. (Yes) Good dog. Woof”

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Luke: “By the way, I miss those days… where, the people… in the thing also sang the song for the thing”

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Luke: “Floated to the bottom of the pool”

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Luke: “Hey, bar! Hey, bar! [ph]“

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Luke: “It’s kinda slaps!”

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Luke: “M-A-I… T-A-I!”

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Luke: Singing “And he killed a bar [ph]“

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Luke: Sneezing

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Luke: “You just messed up, listeners”

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Luke and Andrew: “Coming up… stockpiling sriracha and… swimmers fainting… hear on TBTL… Hear on… Oh, I’m So Sorry, I Interrupted You… I love you, man”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke sneezing and Andrew saying “There you go… Get it all out… Good boy”

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Andrew: Disgusted groan

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Andrew: “Eh, what’s the point?”

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Andrew: “Helmed by… TBD!”

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Andrew: “I am Mr. Limited”

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Andrew: “I’m scared of everything”

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Andrew: “If you ever wanted to do a taste test of a pepperoni muffin, that actually sounds, kind of, good to me; if, that’s a thing”

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Andrew: “Mr. Limited… on that score!”

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Andrew: “Okay… Bad example”

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Andrew: Saying “PayPal” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Read my lips” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That’s fine. We can talk about that for a half hour what a loser I am. I’m, I’m totally comfortable in that space”

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Andrew: “There must be something about… my Midwestern accent that rounds that shit out”

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Andrew: “Turns out I could contain myself”

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Andrew: “You know what? If we’re meant to be… we’ll be together again”

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Andrew: “You’re not ready to rock”

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Andrew and Luke: “I am Mr. Limited. I am the complete (Right) opposite. I… I limit myself… everyday and I love it (Right)”

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Luke: “And, this is where, Andrew… I really kinda screwed up”

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Luke: “First of all… they see Becca and I walk up… and, they’re like, ‘Oh, you’re gonna take the picture together?’ I’m, like, ‘No… We’re separate'”

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Luke: “Look out! There’s a bar over thar! [ph]“

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Luke: Singing “I’ve got the peace that passes understanding down in my heart… Down in my heart. Down in my heart. I’ve got the peace that passes understanding down in my heart… Down in my heart to stay”

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Luke: “You made some of my favorite sports memories”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s Rocking the Wahlk… [ph] Night. Rocking the Wahlk [ph] Night”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, is it spelled, ‘W-O-K’? Uh, no. I have an accent. Walk. W-A-L-K. Wahlk. [ph] (Oh, okay) Wahlk! [ph] Wahlk! [ph]“

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Luke and Andrew: “The Portland Pickles are certainly going to play well, we know that much… (Yes! Yes!) I’m going to a Pickles game… with Becca (When!? When!?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re Mr. Some Limited… I’m Mr. Very… Very Limited”

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Andrew: “Do listen to the commercial, but skip this story”

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Andrew: “First of all, I don’t mutter. I proclaim things”

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Andrew: “First of all, I don’t mutter. I proclaim things… I’m a broadcast professional”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke. I think you would’ve been proud of me”

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Andrew: “Happy day!”

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Andrew: “Hey, I killed a spider, Luke”

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Andrew: “Hey! You! Stop stealing that person! I can’t! I’m a Stihl person! Okay”

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Andrew: “Human-related stains”

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Andrew: “I don’t mutter-mutter… I proclaim”

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Andrew: “It was a thicc boi”

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank just said, ‘I’m tired of buying things for my home'”

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Andrew: “No, I’m not gonna normalize this”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! I had a… I had the most badass folding shovel when I was a kid, man; a little green guy”

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Andrew: “The spider’s life was not in danger from anybody but, I guess me… and a whim”

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Andrew: “They don’t invoke anything terrible happening there”

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Andrew: “They’re probably so glad a liberal cuck lives there now”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m the man. I, I know what’s going on here”

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Andrew: “Where did the ‘diarrhea’ come from?”

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Andrew: “Why am I in a yurt?”

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Andrew: “You know, put the cat away”

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Andrew: “You need men sitting on those showers”

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Andrew: “Your stories are… about as good as they ever are”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned in regards to Andrew playing the Kanye West and Russell Wilson “Unlimited diarrhea. Unlimited” mashup and discussing the source video

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Andrew and Luke: “No, I’m not gonna normalize this. Like, I’m… just gonna (Right) keep this as shitty as possible”

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Luke: “And, then, I go over the carpet… with a fine-tooth shovel”

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Luke: “How much should I be entertaining this cat?”

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Luke: “I need to make this rage house into a rage home”

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Luke: “My sebaceous glands are unlimited, Andrew… Unlimited”

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Luke: “Oh. A spider”

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Luke: “Strong Rick Steves energy”

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Luke: “Would you say they jiggle-jiggle?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everything comes back to… jiggle-jiggle and folding, now, on this show (Yes)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was trying to send these videos to Genevieve last night… and… because, I was like… Well, then, you keep your clothes on! What are you doing!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, the shower is… it’s angled back in the corner in a way so that it… I, I forget the term for it… You know, put the cat away”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you say they jiggle-jiggle? Oh my God! They… they practically fold!”

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Sometime in 2018, if my memory serves me right, Luke (or was it Andrew) created a drop combining Kanye West rapping “Poop diddy whoop scoop, poop!” and Russell Wilson saying “Unlimited”. For whatever reason, in May 2018, I created a new version of that mashup that included a clip of Russell Wilson saying “Unlimited diarrhea. Unlimited” afterwards.

Kanye West and Russell Wilson: “Poop diddy whoop scoop, poop!” x “Unlimited diarrhea… Unlimited”

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Well, I guess that drop ended up getting triggered instead of the one that Luke (or Andrew) created after the outro music faded out. Andrew and Luke’s reaction? Priceless.

Andrew and Luke: “(Poop diddy whoop scoop, poop! Unlimited diarrhea. Unlimited) Wait a second… What is that!? Should I leave that in there? Yes! (Power out!)”

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Andrew: “Am I drowning now? Am I drowning now, Dad?”

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Andrew: “But, come the eff on!”

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Andrew: “Ding-ding-ding”

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Andrew: “Give it a wide berth”

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Andrew: “Headbutt first, ask questions later”

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Andrew: “I do not think that is immoral… I, also, do not think that it is like lying to a Nazi”

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Andrew: “I do not think that is immoral… I, also, do not think that it is like lying to a Nazi… I just want that… I just wanted that to be on the record”

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Andrew: “I had… planned on recharging my… anti-social batteries on Saturday… night”

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Andrew: “I used to love swimming in the ocean. It was a big part of growing up, in Ohio”

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Andrew: “I wasn’t even supposed to be here that day”

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Andrew: “I would, simply, not go to the beach!”

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Andrew: “I, I communed with a rabbit yesterday, sorta”

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Andrew: “It was a nice time… once I got that first hot dog in me”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. It’s so cringy!”

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Andrew: “Peace and love! Peace and love!”

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Andrew: “The ocean! She’s strong!”

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Andrew: “The wave came and tumbled me in a way that I did not… remember being tumbled as a kid”

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Andrew: “This is great!”

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Andrew: “Unlimited… This undertow is unlimited”

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Andrew and Luke: “We didn’t win… Because, (Mmm-hmm) they’re the Mariners”

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Luke: “And, as we know… my hair is a whole situation. It’s more Toppik than hair at this point. It’s spun sugar”

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Luke: “And, boy, what a weird, almost last thought to have”

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Luke: “And, like… be somewhere that’s not here, with all of these things that are stressing me out: the rain… my chairs are too tall, I can’t use an umbrella, my hair’s gonna melt”

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Luke: “Boy is this place… a garbage hole right now”

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Luke: “Danny… Hey, Danny. I don’t wanna hurt ya!”

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Luke: Doing a Mr. Unlimited spoof

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Luke: “Goddamnit. Andrew, now I have to do this tomorrow. Now I have to ask Russell Wilson what happened to Mr. Unlimited. You’re exactly right!”

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Luke: “I just wanna go home”

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Luke: “I shit you not!”

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Luke: “I’ve yet to shower here, by the way… Which is… problematic”

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Luke: “It is okay… not unlike… lying to the Nazis about the… people you’re maybe hiding in your home; and, I would put these two events on, basically, the same level”

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Luke: “It was literally a major disaster”

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Luke: “My blanket don’t jiggle-jiggle, it folds”

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Luke: “Oh, shit! I like this song too!”

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Luke: “Should I shoot my shot?”

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Luke: “Thank you for making this experience really fun”

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Luke: “You gotta pump those bad boys out!”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, you’re saying, in this case, it is okay… not unlike… lying to the Nazis about the… people you’re maybe hiding in your home; and, I would put these two events on, basically, the same level… You’ve really made it difficult for me to answer this question”

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Luke and Andrew: “Mister… Mister, (Mister) Mister (Mister) Radio Guy (Radio Guy)”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, then, I have a drink. I’m starting to feel better. That’s how alcohol works (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “And, I don’t know if that sun is ever coming back, my friend”

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Andrew: “Are you my Battery Daddy?”

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Andrew: “How did I end up here?”

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Andrew: “I can’t dance on TV!”

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Andrew: “I have not heard one single note; but, I know it’s boring and not worth my time”

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Andrew: “I just see rain, rain, rain, rain, rain in the forecast”

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Andrew: “I wish I had a whole weekend of lawn care!”

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Andrew: “I’ve left my stank all over his timeline”

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Andrew: “Is there ever a time of day we can do the show where I don’t have an excuse?”

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Andrew: “It just ends up being a weird soup of… maleness”

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Andrew: “It’s made him very confused and slightly resentful”

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Andrew: “It’s no fair! I can’t dance as well as Shakira!”

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Andrew: “It’s radio porn!”

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Andrew: Singing “Everybody knows”

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Andrew: “Terrible sound quality for sports… and talk radio”

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Andrew: “This is so weird!”

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Andrew: “What did I just say? What did I do!?”

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Andrew: “You and I might be dreaming on the same bright star!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Is there ever a time of day we can do the show where I don’t have an excuse?” and then rambles off excuses

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Luke: “I put the flat in the boot?”

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Luke: “My stank is all over my son’s TikTok feed”

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Luke: Singing “Red, red wine”

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Luke: Singing “Red, red wine!”

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Luke: “Well, I haven’t heard of them; so, that means, they’re probably not that famous”

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Luke: “You’re lucky I’m drunk”

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Luke: “You’re lucky that my breasts are small and humble; so, you don’t confuse them with mountains?”

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