Tag: Luke Burbank

During the show, Andrew said “Terri-Poo” six different times, which was referenced in the show’s description on TBTL.net. Below is the compilation of all six utterances of “Terri-Poo”:

Andrew: “Terri-Poo” Super Mix

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Andrew: “Are you saying I should or should not beat up on your good friend Andy?”

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Andrew: “Does that sound crazy? That sounds crazy.”

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Andrew: “I got ya!”

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Andrew: “I’m not bringing cheese”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Like, I thought that that was ‘podcart zero'”

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Andrew: “Making it my own!”

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Andrew: “Okay, sorry. I, my brain got broken there for a second. Sorry about that.”

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Andrew: “Ridonculous”

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Andrew: Saying “Guess we gotta eat a bunch of wafers” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Terri-Poo”

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Andrew: “Terri-Poo” #2

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Andrew: “Terri-Poo” #3

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Andrew: “Terri-Poo” #4

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Andrew: “Terri-Poo” #5

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Andrew: “Terri-Poo” #6

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Andrew: “Terry!! Get down! Get down!”

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Andrew: “That seems so Burbank”

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Andrew: “They called you Andy-Poo. They did when they found (out), on my last day”

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Andrew: “They’re like drop worms, they’re earworm drops. Nope, gotta come up with something better”

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Andrew: “Wanna meet that dog”

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Andrew: “What do you mean, ‘pretending to be’?”

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Andrew: “You know it, baby!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did I tell you I dumped an entire cup of coffee, entire, entire cup of coffee… all over my rug today? And, you know, what color is my rug (Oh, Andrew) in this office? Coffee colored, now? It is now. That’s a trick question.”

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Luke: “At this point, I’m, I’m sort of a DINK”

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Luke: “Bumpuses!!!”

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Luke: “Dogs are gonna dog… a little bit. That is what it is.”

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Luke: “Hairy-Poo? A Hairy-Poo named Terry?”

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Luke: “I don’t practice taqueria”

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Luke: “I think this is gonna be… a beautiful story. I’m gonna love this story”

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Luke: “Indeed. Welcome to the… Zihuatanejo… of podcarting”

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Luke: “No. L-l…lay it on me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Am I supposed to take this to mean, you don’t think I’m the world’s cutest podcast co-host? Mmm… I mean, top five.”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way… I’ll tell you what… the amount I paid for my rug; and, in which, I mean my toupée, would blow your mind. You have a laser toupée, don’t you? Sick (Sick)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t beat up on my good friend Lukie. D…don’t beat up on my good friend Pitbull.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I wouldn’t have minded just a wee heads up. Literally. (A heads up) I get it!”

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Andrew: “Am I.. am I… am I killing you Smalls? Am I totally killing you Smalls by disrespecting this special collector’s item? Or, would you have done the same thing?”

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Andrew: “And now, I’ve just been monkeying around with this ball”

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Andrew: “And, I just want a ball that I can monkey around with”

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Andrew: “Genevieve will be damned if she’s gonna pay… going to an out-of-network ATM and paying their fee”

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Andrew: “God, Nermal is annoying”

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Andrew: “God, no! Minibars? What!? You don’t touch the minibar!”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “Hello, Burbank!”

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Andrew: “Hey, there’s only room for one funny cat in this room”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna say goodbye to you”

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Andrew: “I’m very insecure about my body, as you know… bo-ody”

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Andrew: “I’ve been erroneously, or somewhat erroneously… actually thinking of Pitbull while you’ve been thinking of the Sugar Hill Gang. That gives you a leg up on this relationship.”

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Andrew: It would be impossible to not think what a co-worker would do while waiting for the underwear to dry

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “What the hell am I even saying here?”

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Andrew: “Yes!!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants to play a Pitbull song, but Luke doesn’t want to hear it

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Luke: “All I have to do, Andrew, is be in a medically-induced coma for two days a week; and, I’ll lose hundreds of pounds and gains hundreds of confidence”

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Luke: “Although, I will tell you that I was staring longingly at the sauerkraut in the refrigerator”

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Luke: “And… Stu texted me… ‘Am I poonching ya? I don’t mean to poonch ya'”

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Luke: “B-A-N-A-N-A-S”

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Luke: “Cuz, nobody likes a fad diet like I do”

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Luke: “Here’s a public service announcement that I just didn’t think needed really to be offered to the people of the world”

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Luke: “I didn’t get up this morning hoping there’d be a shirtless picture of me on the Internet”

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Luke: “I eat a lot of ranch dressing with my Indian food”

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Luke: “I know. My God in Heaven, man”

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Luke: “It does, sometimes, take some mind-over-mattering”

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Luke: Laughing and saying “Can you imagine… the Mountain rat-rolling?”

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Luke: “My inner Susie Burbank would just say… that’s… that’s just… so wasteful”

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Luke: “OMG”

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Luke: PSA: Do not boil your underwear in hotel tea kettles

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Luke: Saying “Me” in a funny manner

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Luke: Snickering

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Luke: “Why didn’t I bring my own airbed?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, this beat is bananas. This beat is bananas? B-A-N-A-N-A-S”

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Andrew: “And, Luke, if you don’t mind me just saying one thing, that I’ve been meaning to say for a while now”

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Andrew: “Beep-beep-boop-boop-boop!”

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Andrew: “Every shower has its quirks”

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Andrew: “Hmm… Hmm”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if you know this, I am a big man. I am a Carl Weathers, par exemple.”

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Andrew: “I hated that!”

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Andrew: “I know this is so… #SuperUninteresting”

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Andrew: “Oh, God. Yes, yes, yes!”

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Andrew: “Oh, right! The Sopranos”

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Andrew: “Oh, you don’t have the… rimshot ready. That’s fine. Just be ready though; cuz, I have all kinds of funny jokes like that.”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “I didn’t do it all the time, Luke!”

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Andrew: Saying “Although, I guess, we gotta call it a bath mat!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Sure, yeah. No, I get real cocky with my bath mat.”

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Andrew: “That’s a tautology. I’ll edit it out”

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Andrew: “The quarterback is toast!”

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Andrew: “Well… done!”

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Andrew: “You nailed it!”

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Andrew: “Yup”

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Andrew and Luke: “All the sounds have already been made, I would just put this up there. (Mmm-hmm) I will sue anybody who tries to use that in a song (I bet you will. I bet you will)”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew creating pops and cracks while talking to joke around with Luke, but Luke is not amused

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke. No crackles. Oh, God. (¡Jalapeña!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t think we have time for bath mats. Don’t you mess with me on this one.”

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Andrew and Luke: “My parents were more ‘Bird on a Wire’; so, they made me sit on a wire. You… you… It was all Cohen-related punishment (…son of a bitch)”

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Luke: “A solid medium minus”

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Luke: “Boop, boop. Boop, boop. TBTL Breaking News!”

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Luke: Händel’s “Messiah” x Shepard Smith’s “¡Jalapeña!”

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Luke: “I paid too much money for this… travesty of a boxing fight”

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Luke: “I typed… the word, ‘Hallelujah… Hallelujah… Hallelujah Song’. From my lips… to God’s ears”

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Luke: “It is so good. So good!”

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Luke: “Look what you made us do”

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Luke: Singing “It’s the shape of my booty”

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Luke: Singing “Just like every night has its dawn”

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Luke: Singing the intro to War’s “Low Rider”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “You get cocky with a bath mat”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew Marsupial Gurgled Taylor Swift’s new song

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, wait! Wait, wait, (What! What!) wait! (What!!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What is your policy, Walsh? Let’s go back to my childhood, Luke. Okay. I… Look what we made him do. Look what we made him do.”

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Andrew: “And, actually… to add another layer or Burbankiness to this”

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Andrew: “Big… fat… wide, and only turned up on one end”

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Andrew: “Don’t… don’t, don’t send this show; and, don’t send the boat to my dad. Cuz, I wanna send the boat to my dad.”

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Andrew: “Every time I talk, it flashes”

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Andrew: “God, take me to that world! Take me to that world!”

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Andrew: “Hodor”

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Andrew: “I’m not anti-this lamp”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna try to use your special words. I’m just gonna use words to describe… the action as I’m picturing it”

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Andrew: “Nobody send this to my dad!”

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Andrew: “Nobody send this to my dad! Like you did the damn election show.”

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Andrew: “Well, nobody, nobody… salt my game here, as Luke would say”

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Andrew: “What!?”

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Andrew: “Woo!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Marry me, (Okay) alright?”

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Luke: “Because cats cannot live on dragonflies alone, Andrew”

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Luke: “Hi, I’m Luke Burbank. I’m thirteen years old.”

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Luke: “I was gonna straight up go Bambi on the ice”

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Luke: “I was just such a youth!”

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Luke: “No doy”

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Luke: “This forty-one year old rig cannot handle going ass over tea kettle over the front of a skateboard anymore”

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Luke: “Uhh, he might be up to trouble”

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Luke: “Violence is never the answer”

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Luke: “And… as it got into the general range that it wanted to be in, I said, ‘Nope… shut it down. We’re not gonna let this go on the official record.'”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Does that surprise you, Andrew? Does that shock you? Does that boog ya? I don’t mean to boog ya. Play the blues.”

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Luke: “Get Jesse!”

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Luke: “How was I making news-related sounds?”

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Luke: “I can’t call it North Kakalaki can I? No, I can’t do that.”

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Luke: “I feel, I’m feeling… oddly okay in my skin, for once! It’s a very rare thing for me.”

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Luke: “I had a very… 2017 thing happen to me late last night”

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Luke: “I made a huge mistake today. Which is, I decided to weigh myself… before the show”

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Luke: “I’m starting to think that butt-dialing might be… it might be the… the thing that keeps my family together ultimately”

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Luke: “Lord knows, with our technology, there’s a good chance it won’t get recorded”

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Luke: “Oh. My. God in Heaven.”

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Luke: Playing the blues with his mouth, in the style of U2’s The Edge

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Luke: “Shades of Burbank”

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Luke: “Shades of, Shades of B”

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Luke: Singing “It’s the shape of my booty”

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Luke: “This was written for my good friend Andrew Louis Walsh”

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Luke: Watching a sunset at Burbank Springs, only to be interrupted by the Pod-pets

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Luke: “Whoop, whoop”

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Luke: “Your body… is… a wonderland, Luke. And, your body can do things that you don’t think it can do. Like, it’s gonna be fine. It’s gonna, it’s gonna hold this all in.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everybody play a rimshot in your own head. A mental rimshot. Yeah! Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is it the Twitterverse or the Twittersphere? Oh, it depends. I’m personally, I’m in the Twittersphere. You might be in the Twitterverse though.”

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Luke and Andrew: “What’s up with that? Because, I do, I do a lot of butt-dialing. And, is it the shape of my butt? Is it that sweet, sweet apple of mine? And by, I mean, my butt not the phone. (Right) All of the above. Sweet, sweet apples. It’s apple on Apple action.”

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