Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Hey! I’m with Dell!”

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Andrew: “Hey, Windows doesn’t like what you’re doing!”

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Andrew: “I can’t -og… on-doo my [ph]“

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Andrew: “I took it on the road! It doesn’t have anxiety on the road!”

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Andrew: “I’m Clippy. I’m drunk”

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Andrew: “Look a gift airline in the mouth”

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Andrew: “Luke, I’m freaking out about everything!”

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Andrew: “Lukles in the A!”

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Andrew: “Mitsubishi Massage”

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Andrew: “Oh, when I jiggle things, it just sort of, kinda comes and goes”

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Andrew: “Peace and love. Thank you for the pants, Quantas”

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Andrew: “Suddenly, I remembered”

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Andrew: “The hardware is talking to you”

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Andrew: “The river in the outh [sic]“

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Andrew: “Things aren’t okay with me”

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Andrew: “This isn’t my first rodeo! This is sorta my first rodeo”

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Andrew: “Well, I went into the BIOS and I did this and this and this!”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m definitely stoned”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m definitely stoned. I can’t do this show without… my drugs”

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Andrew: “Whatever that problem that was dogging me in Cleveland isn’t dogging me anymore”

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Andrew and Luke: “Maybe you leave that position open for a season. See (Absolutely) what happens! (Shake it up) Has anybody tried it? No? (No) They’re thinking outside the bun!”

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Andrew and Luke: “They’re not quite… the official TBTL blue color; because, we didn’t want them to look too much like scrubs… (We don’t want no scrubs)”

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Listener: Saying TBTL drops and playing them on the TBTL Drop Machine

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Luke: “Come mess around with us, please”

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Luke: “Mommy, is that where Mr. Russell Wilson lives now?”

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Luke: “Now, we can’t do any of that, I mean that liderally… Does anybody say that word that way? Liderally?”

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Luke: “Oh my God! That’s a… jungle of weed in there!”

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Luke: Singing “When you’re done fooling around with 2 or 3… Come on home and fool around with us”

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Luke: “The lights! The lights!!”

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Luke: “This is like Encycliaped… Encycliapedia Brown? [ph]“

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Luke: “You have the Burbankian and the Andronian”

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Luke: “You were raw-dogging your Dell with… some rogue cable!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I felt like it was… a very… An… Andrewian… Andronian response. Andronian… The Andro–the classic Andronian response”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s butter… Parkay… No, that’s butter, Parkay… That’s for the kids. That’s for the young people. That’s a reference for you!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re gonna tear through those now that your keyboard works again… First of all, nice try, Buck-o!”

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Andrew: “Double-check before you just start yanking on it”

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Andrew: “Double-check before you just start yanking on it… which is my advice to all my 45 year olds”

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Andrew: “Hey, we drove your… poor man’s Yaris out here”

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Andrew: “I don’t know cars. I’m totally car-blind”

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Andrew: “I had no idea why I was lying”

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Andrew: “I just have the soul of a Yaris”

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Andrew: “I love… a boxy car. I love a hatchback”

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Andrew: “I’m a 45 year old man. Like, I should be able to rent a car without, like… shaking”

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Andrew: “I’m good at schmoozing”

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Andrew: “I-I’m sorry. I don’t know anything about cars”

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Andrew: “It’s not a Yaris… I would’ve taken a Yaris if I could’ve rented a Yaris”

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Andrew: Saying “Sir, I can see you outside the window” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That’s what I’m looking for usually; just to have the, the… the steely gaze of Blucifer… judging me from above!”

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Andrew: “Welp, I know what we’re talking about on Monday”

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Andrew and Luke: “If we get up to 185, Luke will strip down to his tighty-whities and run around (I can’t believe I did that)”

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Luke: “I’m debating between… going too hard on the sales pitch and not going hard enough”

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Luke: “Weak… unrefined powertrain; which, is also how I’ve been described at times”

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Luke: “Where’s the I? What happened to the I? What happened to the DuFresnes?”

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Luke: “You know, I don’t wanna sound like we’re yucking anyone’s yum”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh! I almost lost ya… (Sweetie) My… I’ll never leave you again! My precious!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is a very important message to everyone watching this on my channel (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “Am I a Thumper?”

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Andrew: “Am I a Thumper, by the way?”

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Andrew: “Bothell… For a drunken night or a lifetime”

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Andrew: “How long can a hug last?”

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Andrew: “I didn’t have Mount Baldy coming up twice in today’s show”

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Andrew: “I don’t really know exactly what I’m talking about either”

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Andrew: “I kinda got down on all fours, and I crawled… kinda, behind Genevieve’s leg, and I told somebody else to push her”

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Andrew: “I’m very confused how all this shit works”

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Andrew: “I’ve been entering in all different kinds of passwords and usernames trying to hack into my own modem… or router! Whatever!”

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Andrew: “Maybe that’ll give it a little bit more reach around the house”

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Andrew: “No… I’m very dense!”

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Andrew: “Now, here’s a little hell that I’m in right now”

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Andrew: “Pitching bored apes on Fallon”

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Andrew: “We put the router in the basement. It puts the router in the basement”

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Andrew: “Windsurfing on Mount Baldy”

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Andrew: “You’re on thin eggs, buddy!”

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Andrew: “You’re walking on eggs, Mister!”

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Andrew and Luke: “The people around you may know you… (Yes) Be good… Be good”

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Luke: “A snowball of stress”

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Luke: “Am I eligible for this motherfucking system working, even at all?”

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Luke: “Feels like we’re on thin eggs right now”

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Luke: “h-t-t…p-p colon-backslash-backslash series of numbers”

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Luke: “I don’t want you to fucking reset my modem”

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Luke: “I’m terrible with this stuff”

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Luke: “I’ve spent somewhere north of a day and south of a lifetime in Bothell myself”

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Luke: “It’s a dream… so… everything’s insane”

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Luke: “Pitching bored apes on Fallon”

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Luke: Singing “Damn! I feel like a woman”

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Luke: “Something is funky this morning”

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Andrew: “Aaaahh!!”

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Andrew: “And, my God! I didn’t know it could be so bad!”

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Andrew: “And, this is what I put on my Tindr profile… clammy”

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Andrew: “Big clammy energy”

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Andrew: Clearing his throat

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Andrew: “Did you say ‘pubic hair’!?”

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Andrew: “Feel like this is the closest you’ve come to getting us canceled; and, I’m not even exactly sure why. I just feel like you can’t say that”

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Andrew: “Gentlemen, to trivia!”

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Andrew: “Go in the other room, Genevieve”

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Andrew: “God bless you if you like that”

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Andrew: “Hold on. Maestro’s got some shopping to do”

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Andrew: “I mean, I was having fun a second ago; now, I’m not”

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Andrew: “I’m a boy toy”

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Andrew: “I’m childless in Seattle”

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Andrew: “It just… seemed… gross!”

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Andrew: “Lemme try this… while we’re angering the listeners with our cultural references”

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Andrew: Making a death rattle sound

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Andrew: “Never touched a stone”

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Andrew: “Rough stuff from me on this Tuesday”

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Andrew: “Shut up, Donny! You’re outta your element!”

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Andrew: “This is so stupid that I’m doing this”

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Andrew: “We just Sh…teyngarted another detail”

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Andrew: “What if, we made promises never to talk Star Wars again”

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Andrew and Luke: “No! (Don’t look at me) Don’t look at me!”

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Luke: “Big clammy energy”

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Luke: “Didn’t know you like to get dry, though”

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Luke: “Do you know what’s really going on with this Ukraine thing?”

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Luke: “I bring it across state lines”

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Luke: “I’ll say it… penis”

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Luke: “I’ve only… gotten weaker and flabbier”

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Luke: “If you can throw your phone, you can throw a rock!”

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Luke: “It is magic that lives in my pocket!”

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Luke: Saying “I can smell your thumb” as Smaug

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Luke: “TBTL… Unreleased… Colon… and Unlistenable”

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Luke: “What happens, Andrew… when you get… 2… old dudes in a room?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cuz, there was also one that was on 2 legs, which… is half the legs, Andrew… from 4. I (It is) did the math in my head”

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Luke and Andrew: “I can smell your thumb… but, (Gross!) I can’t find it”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Lukie B! I got an offer for you! Promise to never talk about Star Wars again. If you donate at the Dazzling Donor level!” as Luke’s agent Mort

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