Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: Chortling

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “God…dang it, I know that voice!”

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Andrew: “Goddamn it, Walsh! You’re better than that, man! You’re better than that, I’m not kidding!”

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Andrew: “Holy shit!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I don’t know what that means”

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Andrew: Making funny sounds

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Andrew: “Next time you’re in LA, I want you to like, roll down your windows and just cruise the strip slow-homie, and just blast ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm'”

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Andrew: “Oh… really!?”

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Andrew: “Peabody adjacent?”

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Andrew: Singing along with the Doogie Howser theme

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Andrew: “Super Mario Bros. 3: Revenge of the Mar”

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Andrew: “Well, it’s a Daytime Peabody Award”

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Andrew: “You know what, you chortle yourself too much… grow hair on your palms.”

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Luke: “Andrew!”

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Luke: “Balls to the wall”

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Luke: “Fireballs”

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Luke: “He is the lead attorney at Walsh, Walsh and Doormat”

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Luke: High-pitched “Are we?”

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Luke: “I mean… we’re driving in a thirty-foot fart locker down there…”

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Luke: “It kind of rocked my world”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “New York state!?”

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Luke: “Oh, man, Andrew. This is the thing I’ve been waiting for all day!”

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Luke: “Ohhhhhhh!!”

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Luke: “She can just Stranger Things it”

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Luke: “Super zoomed in or super McDonalds slow-mo’d it, or whatever”

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Luke: “Yaddi-yadda-yadda”

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Luke: “You reading the Reader’s Digest in there, or chortling yourself, Andy?”

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Luke and Andrew: Any chance in hell and Any chance in heck

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Luke and Andrew: “I want one dollar a year, every July 1st from now until 2020! Cuz, doing this show is just awful and we’re just looking for a way out. Is that what you’re saying, Luke? Come on!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Shame eating special. Happens… at the Boo-roo Rey… and in the bathroom. That’s so good. (That’s great) That is so good on so many levels.”

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Luke: “Alright everybody, thanks for… no pointing around with us…”

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Luke: “Black ties and blue jeans”

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Luke: Chuckling and saying “Oh, man!”

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Luke: “Day Games: Champion of the Night Plans”

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Luke: “Everybody be cool. This is a robbery!”

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Luke: “Holy shit!!”

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Luke: “I do it all the different ways”

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Luke: “I was a bad kid. I’m a bad adult, but I was a bad kid too.”

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Luke: “i.e.: Man boobs getting boobier”

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Luke: “Not to take this to dark town”

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Luke: “Number four… all over the head”

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Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious, Walsh. I just realized… there’s no Mariner game today.”

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Luke: “Paint your bald spot?”

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Luke: Saying “You call that a run-a-way?” in a faux Australian accent

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Luke: “That’s, that’s hand-forged e-mail scamming”

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Luke: “This is special, you guys. This. Is. Special.”

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Luke: “This is special!!”

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Luke: “This is special!! Paint your bald spot?”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew thought “Going number four all over the head”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, I have an update on that bald spot, by the way. On your bald spot? Yeah. Well, you paint it? Sick! I don’t have a bald spot. Maybe I had a bad haircut.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Call me ‘Suit’ and call you ‘Cheapskate’? You bastard!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Player who is designated for assignment is immediately removed from the team’s forty man roster; and, the team must choose either of the following options: install a new floor in a bathroom… I was gonna say.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Should we bring a unicycle on the road trip? Ah, nope!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You even did a great job plugging the Little Red Bandwagon; which, went on to be voted King5 Best of Western Washington’s fourth best podcast. Is that serious? I think so. Holy shit!! Good job you guys!”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: Having a good laugh while Luke is talking

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Andrew: “Hey, man. I totally stepped on your… bald spot”

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Andrew: “I love that joke, honey bunny”

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Andrew: “I will not!! I will not… pay a lot!”

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Andrew: “Keep it clean”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, somebody’s been reading the newslett…”

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Andrew: “Lukles!”

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Andrew: Making trying to remember something sounds

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Andrew: “Now, you’re back at it again with the bald… painting.”

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Andrew: “Okay, one more question for you and it’s about your feelings”

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Andrew: “Okay, you forced my hand”

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Andrew: Singing “Day games”

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Andrew: “The takeaway is: Andrew’s an idiot”

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Andrew: “You medicate your bald spot?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew furiously typing away and Luke saying “Thank you”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know if just because I’m just… I got so much other… bodily garbage doing on; but, I just… Man, early show title just flowing!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke Perry levels of coolness, right? Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew and Luke: Motter: Grand Slammer and Sandwich Artist with a specialty in salami

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Andrew and Luke: “Poker. It’s all about pokers. Oh, man!”

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Andrew: “But, let’s not be a baby about it”

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Andrew: “D.J. ‘Judgment Day’ Moffett”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “I got something to say about D.J.”

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Andrew: “I shouldn’t have felt awkward, but I felt really awkward; and, I just wanted every, every atom in my body to scream out to her, ‘I’m okay! I’m, I’m okay… I promise! I know there’s no reason you should believe that, but I am.'”

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Andrew: “I was Mr. Fund Drive Producer”

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Andrew: Imitating sound of a bong hit

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Spreadshee”

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Andrew: “No, hell no!”

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Andrew: “Oh God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I stalled out there. I was trying to think of a spoof. Failed. Leaving it in.”

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Andrew: “That used to be my jam, man”

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Andrew: “That’s a tuner, bro!”

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Andrew: “That’s where this shit always falls apart, right?”

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Andrew: “To D.J. Moffett!!”

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Andrew: Unsure “Maybe”

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Andrew: “Whoa”

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Andrew and Luke: “Closer, but less classy? Closer, but less classy, possible show title.”

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Andrew and Luke: Forvikian Jokes

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s just say that you leave it be, right? Ha-ha-ha. But, let’s just say… Have you met us?!”

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Luke: “And, if you want me to put on pants to prove it, I will.”

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Luke: “And, it’s… 4/20, my dude!”

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Luke: “Holy calamity, damn insane”

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Luke: “How… little… faith… do you have in me?”

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Luke: “I actually think this coffee machine might be getting ready to blow”

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Luke: “I gotta know… which Hotel deLuxe employee does not think I’m the bomb”

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Luke: “Night surfing… deserves a quiet night”

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Luke: Saying “I love you Mary Jane!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Think about that shit!!”

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Luke: “What!?”

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Luke: “What kind of dingus am I?”

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Luke and Andrew: D.J. vs J.D. Moffett

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Luke and Andrew: “Get a Ford truck!! Yeah!! You’re a man!! Eager, man!! Winner winner, chicken dinner!! Men don’t drive Yarises!”

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Luke and Andrew: Hurtful Joke and Muted Mic

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Luke and Andrew: “I go with Booking.Yeah, and you go with Booking.Eh. Nyeh! Neh!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s story about seeing Michael Stipe in Prospect Park

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Luke and Andrew: “Now we’re making D.J. sound like Bill Brasky. Yeah! ‘He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. To D.J. Moffett!!!’ (To D.J. Moffett!!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Which… is totally attracting sharks! Oh God! Think about that shit!!”

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Andrew: “As the gyro flies”

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Andrew: “Don’t fly over the water!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what you’re talking about”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, man. I just don’t think they got it anymore.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh my God!!”

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Andrew: “What’s going through your head!? And… how does that work in your mind?”

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Andrew and Luke: “There have been times in my life where… literally, like people were asking me out, or implying… I’ve left so many notes on your car, it’s not even funny. Dude, that’s Genevieve’s car. I’m gonna punch you in the nose.”

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Andrew and Luke: “We’re in business.. end… of the ham”

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Andrew and Luke: “What I do is I write my embarrassing memories on a little slip of paper, and then put it in a bucket. And then… You call it a ‘Fuck It’ bucket. That’s not what I call it.”

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Luke: “A hard password is gonna fall”

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Luke: “I did not want to miss my chance to blow”

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Luke: “It’s worked great on my bald spot”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, you fools. Oh, you naive fools.”

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Luke: “Well, I’ve got something to say”

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Luke: “You ain’t no Mickey Mantle”

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Luke: “You… poor… naive… bastard”

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Luke and Andrew: Gyrocopters and Gyros

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Luke and Andrew: Luke eating some Persian cucumbers and Andrew does a Vlasic Pickles Stork impression

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Luke and Andrew: Luke laughing and Andrew saying “Sorry”

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Luke and Andrew: Sears’ shady side is their food department

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s some Star Trek shit, yo! I know!”

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Andrew: “Also, I’m worried that if we get a PO Box, it takes away a big chunk of content of this show; which is, me complaining about not having a PO Box.”

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Andrew: “Boop, boop, booping away”

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Andrew: “Come on, let me just do the death kill… here. Or, death blow or whatever.”

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Andrew: “Eyes wide shut. I do my taxes in a very weird way. It’s a very sexy way, but it’s a weird way.”

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Andrew: “Fuck it, it’s time to do push-ups”

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Andrew: “Hey, if you’re gonna Whatcom the talk, you better… Shit!!”

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Andrew: “I want my figure to be fit by the time I get outta here; because, it’s gonna be bikini season”

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Andrew: “I wonder about that”

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Andrew: “I, I celebrated my one Hearthiversary recently”

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Andrew: “I’ve never been to Vegas… yet!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Like a… I guess one of those sanitary n… not sanitary napkin. That is the wrong word.”

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Andrew: “Now, I don’t even know if I’m just telling his story wrong”

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Andrew: “See, this is an example where I need to be a little bit more Burbanky”

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Andrew: “The Fast and the Furry…ous?”

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Andrew: “Umm… uh… no.”

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Andrew: “What do you call yourselves? The Tax Advisors!”

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Andrew: “When is it lump time?”

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Andrew: “Yee-haw!”

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Luke: “All your tax are belong to the IRS?”

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Luke: “Are you the Leeroy Jenkins of Hearthstone?”

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Luke: “Boo-gyoor King. Boo-gyoor Rey. Boo-roo Rey. [ph]“

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Luke: “Can I deduct… a magazine subscription; also, what are you doing to my wife!?”

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Luke: “Can’t start, won’t start”

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Luke: “He’s a CPA in the streets and a wild man in the sheets”

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Luke: “I… could… get… this… in… there!”

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Luke: “I’ll allow it!”

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Luke: “If you’re gonna What the Com, oh shit!”

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Luke: “It was a wild time in the 80s!”

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Luke: “Pod-dog… is down the hall, just… just mean-mugging my brother-in-law”

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Luke: Rolling his Rs when saying “Roo-ful-lays [ph] has ridges”

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Luke: Singing “I see Mountain Dew… Mr. Pibb” in a Louis Armstrong manner

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Luke: “Welcome to The Little Red Baggin, toi toi toi toi toi”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing #2

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Luke and Andrew: “Tax Day, Tax Day, gotta get down on Tax Day (That’s the song)”

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Luke and Andrew: The Little Red Baggin

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