Tag: Luke Burbank

Listener Ryan Honick created two theme songs based on a clip of Andrew singing “It’s Luke’s… Tweet of the Week!” and posted it on to the TBTL Tens Slack group.

Andrew: Singing “It’s Luke’s.. Tweet of the Week!”

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Ryan Honick and Andrew: Luke’s Tweet of the Week Theme

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Ryan Honick and Andrew: Luke’s Tweet of the Week Theme (Alternate Version)

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Ryan also created several versions of what would be Luke’s “Deleted Tweet of the Week” theme song.

Ryan Honick and Luke: Deleted Tweet of the Week Theme

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Ryan Honick and Luke: Deleted Tweet of the Week Theme (Alternate Version)

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Ryan Honick and Luke: Deleted Tweet of the Week Theme (Alternate Version #2)

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Andrew: “Cable was coming in there. Cable internet was coming in there. Phone lines coming in there”

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Andrew: “Do I look like a guy who has a bit… like that?”

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Andrew: “Do I look like a guy who has a bit… like that? Come on, man”

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Andrew: “First of all… it makes me feel… penetrable”

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Andrew: “Hey… there’s now a hole in your programming. Fill it”

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Andrew: “I had so many of those DSL dongles”

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Andrew: “I mean, everybody knows this. It’s obvious”

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Andrew: “I was both annoyed; cuz, it was a terrible sound!”

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Andrew: “I’d hate to just drill a permanent hole in… just right through my house! You’re just gonna drill–First of all… it makes me feel… penetrable”

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Andrew: “I’m a disc, man; not a disc man”

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Andrew: “I… don’t have that kind of tool”

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Andrew: “It’s contagious, bro”

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Andrew: “It’s cosmic gumbo!”

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Andrew: “It’s just straight up jazz!”

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Andrew: “It’s so strange just being the master of your own domain”

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Andrew: “Now, you would just throw all of that on to a little thumb drive and… scatter it in the parking lot”

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Andrew: “Okay, I’m gonna take this way too far, to a point where it’s no longer funny”

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Andrew: “That ain’t it, bro”

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Andrew: “The hottest hits of yesterday and today!”

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Andrew: “There are so many dazzling details in the story you just told!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’ll just drill a hole!”

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Andrew: “You completely… Humpty Hump it”

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Andrew and Luke: “One puts up with us… The other… (Right) encourages us”

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Andrew and Luke: “There are technical times involved (Yeah)”

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Luke: “Ba-ba-ba!”

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Luke: “By the way… belly flop away”

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Luke: “Do I think that whoever is in charge currently of… American Public Media/Minnesota Public Radio… knows at a TBTL is? No, I don’t… And, that’s fine”

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Luke: “Hey! Quit it!”

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Luke: “I didn’t… I didn’t really think this through”

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Luke: “I feel happy of ourselves”

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Luke: “I was not a pimp, ever”

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Luke: “It showed that I’m still the bad boy of public radio, like Elvis Mitchell”

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Luke: “M… F… Y-W… M-F-Y-W”

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Luke: “Ow!”

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Luke: Saying “Genre” in an Alex Trebek-like manner

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Luke: Singing “Come flail away… come flail away, come flail away with me”

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Luke: Singing “It’s been a while”

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Luke: Singing “You’re a shining star… no matter who you are. Shining bright to see”

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Luke: Singing a series of notes

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Luke: “White guy speaks Chinese!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I’m not ashamed to say it… I do not have the right tool for the job, Andrew (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting a shout out in Dazzling Donor Andrea’s message

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Andrew: “Do I have regrets, Luke? Yes, of course! Everyday I have regrets”

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Andrew: “F*** J** B****”

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Andrew: “Gimme your best cat! Gimme your best cat!”

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Andrew: “Here you go, here you go, here you go”

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Andrew: “Hey, listen! You learn to do a better DJ Khaled and I’ll start listening to you more. Like… I don’t know how to make that more clear!”

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Andrew: “How can you say that!?”

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Andrew: “I better go get drunk at the bar!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t hear it… until it came out of my mouth”

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Andrew: “I might look ridiculous in them. I don’t know”

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Andrew: Imitating the sound of running over a person

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Look at this cuck wearing a mask”

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Andrew: “Oh! Little… little backdoor Blursday”

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Andrew: Saying “Am I in trouble?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “What the hell is that sign!?” and imitating the sound of running over a person

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Andrew: “Stop rememberin’ that!”

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Andrew: “Wait, is that person thinking?”

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Andrew: “You know, we have, like, one cupboard that has, like, 2 plates in it… 2 mugs… a salt shaker”

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Andrew: “You’re in a fart tube”

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Andrew: “You’re in a fart tube where everybody’s sharing air”

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Luke: “And, that just feels so dirty to me”

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Luke: “Could you please introduce me as ‘Joker’s Dip’?”

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Luke: “Even a broken Ders is right… twice a day”

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Luke: “Of the many regrets of my life, and there are just so many”

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Luke: “What I’m about to say will annoy some people”

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Luke: “You da best podcast!”

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Luke: “You go. No. No, you go. No, you go”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, Gorgle… Hey, Gorgle”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Da best!” and Andrew making ray gun sounds

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Andrew: “Aptly, or ironically, or interestingly, maybe”

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Andrew: “I don’t think you say… shit to anybody at the restaurant”

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Andrew: “If you’re wired for it, you’re wired for it”

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Andrew: “It’s a Boston Marketplace of ideas?”

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Andrew: “Job done”

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Andrew: “Listen… they ain’t fancy”

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamn!”

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Andrew: “There’s nothing blue about talking about my bearded lips”

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Andrew: “There’s nothing blue about talking about my bearded lips. I’m talking about my face. It’s out in public all the time”

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Andrew: “You know what? Aptly, or ironically, or interestingly, maybe. I don’t think it’s one of those things”

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Andrew: “You know, my brain was doing something there”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew anticipating a sneeze and muting his mic mid-sentence

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Andrew and Luke: “A side sipper of gravy? Ugh… Oh… God”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, we have bread… we have cheese, (Mmm-hmm) we have lettuce. (Ding) Maybe, that’s enough (Ding, ding) for a, for a, a vegetarian”

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Luke: “B-L… B-L-double C… Andrew. A little B-L-double-C, baby”

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Luke: “Boo! You suck, Bart Harley Jarvis!”

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Luke: “Hug your BMs”

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Luke: “I’ll meet you all at BM later!”

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Luke: “I’m ready to par-tay with the best of them”

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Luke: “Ohn mein Got! I bet you none of that is German, what I just said except ‘mein'”

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Luke: “Shitty sheet cake”

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Luke: Singing “Let me clear my chest”

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Luke: “They got that socialized medicine over there. Pretty soon, Marshall’s gonna think this is a socialized podcast. It ain’t. This is the US of A, last time I checked!”

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Luke: “We’ve got a v-mail frenzy today”

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Luke: “Whee!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, guys! We’re going to BM later! Oh, goddamn! Geez!”

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Andrew: “Aw, dang it!”

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Andrew: “Boy, that one never shuts up, does he?”

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Andrew: “Good morning, everybody!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if that’s bad writing or if I’m just really old”

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Andrew: “I know what a fragile little… flower you are”

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Andrew: “I really hate déjà vu… You never know when it’s over”

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Andrew: “I tried re-arranging the words in the sentence… I literally… don’t understand what the sentence means”

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Andrew: “I… could be wrong. I’ve been… wrong before; even in… recent memory”

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Andrew: “North Bend, Washington!?”

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Andrew: “So, instead of LAX-iting, you’re now lux-iting”

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Andrew: “That’s stolen Val drop!”

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Andrew: “They’re not gonna come at all! The whole system is broken!”

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Andrew: “What. I think I’m having it. I think I’m having déjà vu… Wait, am I, did I just ruin it by not… by saying it? Wait. Is it over now? Is it still happening?”

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Andrew: “Would this be a good time for me to leave the room, get a cup of coffee, and you can just unload your Andrew file, and I don’t have to be embarrassed by it?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning, everybody! Good morning, Westchester!”

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Luke: “Cilia rabbit… Facts are for Luke”

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Luke: “From LAX-it to lux-it”

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Luke: “I stan Real Madrid!”

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Luke: “I will kill them, Andrew… I will hunt them down like dogs”

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Luke: “Is he driving or is he waiting for me? It can’t be both”

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Luke: “Like shit they are!”

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Luke: “Mount up on the Metamucil-mobile”

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Luke: “NPR listener types… are not going to just… put any old thing in their body. They need to understand the way that it bonds with their feces… and drags it out of their body!”

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Luke: Saying “They’re making 25 mill… playing with Legos! Have you seen this… have you seen these Legos?” as Sebastian Maniscalco

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Luke: Singing “Movin’ on up!”

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Luke: “This is gonna get me wound up”

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Luke: “Who hurt you, Andrew?”

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Luke: “Whoa, this is cool. This is farting through silk”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright. Maestro? I hit it. I don’t know why I don’t–Aw, dang it!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we talk? Hey, can we talk?”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Silica, Psyllium, Celica and Cilia Talk

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Andrew: “Do ya like sweating, though?”

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Andrew: “Don’t rent a peda-boat though”

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Andrew: “Everybody! I am wiping this down! Do we have a hose? No hose? Okay. I’ll make do… with this spray bottle. Thank you”

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Andrew: “I don’t think that sweat is flying off of me”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna stop rooting for the Browns!”

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Andrew: “I had my nose stuck in a lot of gross places”

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Andrew: “I had my nose stuck in a lot of gross places, before you finally got that across”

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Andrew: “I hate Wheel of Fortune! It’s so… Those people are so stupid!”

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Andrew: “I summered… in Kent, Ohio”

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Andrew: “I’m a sweater”

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Andrew: “I’m not always rubbing my beard or… or pulling knick-knacks out of my beard and surprising children… with it”

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Andrew: “I’m so wishy-washy on this”

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Andrew: “My beard… serves a purpose. It… hides my face”

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Andrew: “Oh… wow! You’re right”

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Andrew: “Pedam!? I barely knew ’em!”

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Andrew: “Put that in your shuttlecock and smoke it!”

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Andrew: Saying “Ay! I’m an accent wall!” in a faux Italian accent

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Andrew: “Somebody already said that, bro!”

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Andrew: “Spoiler alert, too, if you haven’t read the Bible yet”

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Andrew: “That seems crass”

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Andrew: “The rage room’s in the basement. We don’t talk about the rage room”

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Andrew: “We’ve turned our morality away”

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Andrew: “What do you think Gandalf’s beard smells like?”

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Andrew: “What the hell!? Where did you come from? This is my campus!”

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Andrew: “Where the urine flowed… on the elevator floor… on Halloweens”

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Andrew: “Which one of you teams is good enough for me?”

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Andrew: “Why do you think my mind is in the gutter?”

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Andrew: “Why do you think my mind is in the gutter? It would be your mind that’s in the gutter, if you’re interpreting it gross coming from me”

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Andrew: “You know what I got, on Saturday? A Mariners game to listen to. And, I’ll be G-D’d if I was gonna listen to that on my phone”

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Andrew: “You’re a chocoholic!”

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Andrew and Luke: “What do you think Gandalf’s beard smells like? For some reason, I get leather… Pipe smoke? Pipe smoke and leather!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why do you think my mind is in the gutter? It would be your mind that’s in the gutter, if you’re interpreting it gross coming from me… Well, yeah, I was. But, the fact that you assumed I meant you tells me your mind is in the gutter… I was talking about myself”

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Luke: “Coming to you from the Hollywood Broadcast Center right here in Portland, Oregon… Where, I’m giving today… 3 Denzels up”

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Luke: “I’m such a bad person”

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Luke: “I’m such a bad person… I mean… that’s evident to anyone who listens to the show”

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Luke: Making a series of beeping sounds

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Luke: “My body starts… shedding liquid… in a… troubling sense”

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Luke: “Pedam if you got ’em!”

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Luke: Singing the beginning of the Home Depot ad song

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Luke: “Speaking of lifestyles, Andrew. Have you ever heard of the PowerBear lifestyle?”

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Luke: “Sweet dreams are made of him”

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Luke: “With great wizarding power comes… great… responsibility; or, at least, great teetotaling”

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Luke and Andrew: “It worked! Yes. It worked”

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Andrew: “Can I rent some borks? [ph]“

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Andrew: “Get… down!!”

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Andrew: “Hey, Andrew… You’re… 45 years old. Would you like a minty milkshake? No, thank you! I will move on with my day now”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about”

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Andrew: “I hate to be a sucker for this shit”

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Andrew: “I just don’t know what I’m doing!”

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Andrew: “I knew that”

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Andrew: “I need to tread so carefully here; cuz, this is such a serious and complicated topic. And, I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about”

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Andrew: “I’m looking up that name. I didn’t have Jack Ryan at the… right there at my fingertips; in case, you were wondering if suddenly I’m… smart. Cuz, I’m not”

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Andrew: “If the popcorn’s hot… and The 2wenty’s on… I’m there, right?”

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Andrew: “John Papas you?”

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Andrew: “No-no-no, boss. You got it wrong! See, I scheduled that e-mail… last night”

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Andrew: “Oops! Nobody’s listening anymore”

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Andrew: “Papa John’s”

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Andrew: Saying “I ate 35 pizzas yesterday. None of ’em were as good as they were when I ran the joint” as John Schnatter

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Andrew: Saying something

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Andrew: Singing “All the phones are broken”

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Andrew: “You guys. That’s got to be an urban legend!”

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Andrew and Luke: “He is huge… He is a large (Yeah) framed man who can knock heads together”

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Andrew and Luke: “No, that doesn’t make any sense! What is Grimace (Right) doing!?”

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Luke: “Aluminium”

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Luke: “Corn beef was… DaBomb.com”

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Luke: “I just want you there, shirtless, washing your car”

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Luke: “I want Vladimir Putin to take a long walk off a short pier”

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Luke: “Linh, please pull that tape so I can use it to introduce myself on Monday”

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Luke: “Papa”

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Luke: “Papa John’s”

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Luke: “That’s scary music!”

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Luke: “Uncle O’Grimacey toi-dily, toi-dily, toi-dily [ph] down the lane”

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Luke and Andrew: “Coming up… here on TBTL… I mean Live Wire… I mean… whatever this is. CBS Sunday Morning, I believe”

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Luke and Andrew: “Unlike baseball… which is, allegedly, a simple game where you hit… (It’s a simple game where you cry, right?)”

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