Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “After 10 years of playing this game”

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Andrew: “Alright. Let’s Blurs some days”

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Andrew: “Bearded lips”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Hey, buddies”

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Andrew: “How are we out of music!?”

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Andrew: “How are we out of music!? This feels so weird!”

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Andrew: “I just don’t think that came from my computer”

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Andrew: “Okay, yeah, whatever. I just want something to… stop the thoughts going through my head”

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Andrew: Saying “After” in a funny, drawn out manner

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Andrew: “The more I can say it, the better, is how I take that silence”

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Andrew: “This feels so weird!”

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Andrew: “Uhh… I don’t wanna argue with you; but, I dunno if I agree with you on that one”

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Andrew: “Well, I have a confession to make”

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Andrew: “You know what? I’ve seen people do wackadoo things”

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Andrew: “Your silence speaks volumes!”

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Luke: “Elaine in the… ‘hood come to do some good”

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Luke: “Erin go bragh to all who celebrate”

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Luke: “I like it messy”

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Luke: “I’m jealous of childhood me!”

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Luke: “It’s almost Spalding high-bounce ball season!”

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Luke: “Oh, usually… there’s a certain sound in my ear as I’m doing this”

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Luke: Saying “On your marks” and making a record scratch sound

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Luke: “Speaking of which, Andrew, little balls”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t drink like my friend. And, don’t drink like my friend”

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Andrew: “And, I was kinda surprised by that; but, I feel like an idiot for feeling surprised by that”

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Andrew: “And, it was exhilarating”

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Andrew: “As I talk to you… I am doing more than just podcasting… and drinking… coffee… which, I am doing”

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Andrew: “Because… when you sing it, you say ‘these’. We can all hear it. We have… 2 ears and a heart” [Ed: These 2 ears and a heart hears it as “this” and not “these”…]

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Andrew: “But, I just… But it rhymes with ‘seas’! What are you doing!?”

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Andrew: “But, you’re joking though”

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Andrew: “D’oh!”

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Andrew: “Does that… soften you a bit?”

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Andrew: “Don’t look at the mug!! Don’t look at the mug!”

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Andrew: “For an issue that I don’t have a strong opinion on; boy… do I feel like I have a lot to say”

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Andrew: “Get outta here, old man”

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Andrew: “He who wears the hot dog suit”

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Andrew: “Ho, boy!”

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Andrew: “Hop on the line, do some fun shows with Luke time”

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Andrew: “I didn’t call ’em that and I still don’t call ’em that”

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Andrew: “I didn’t have time to do that shit!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t want ‘mouth’ in the title. I wanted ‘bearded lips;’ but, they wouldn’t let me”

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Andrew: “I had a very, very… grumpy old man moment at the… store yesterday”

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Andrew: “I have the Sunday scaries! I’m like, that’s not yours, that’s mine, and that’s not what it’s called”

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Andrew: “I have too many mugs!”

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Andrew: “I know what I’m doing too”

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Andrew: “I was a Sunday zaddy”

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Andrew: “I was asking a lotta questions, Luke”

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Andrew: “It’s a trap!”

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Andrew: “Just doesn’t make sense!”

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Andrew: “Let’s go ham!”

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Andrew: “Let’s talk about clocks… Wanna talk about clocks, Luke? Good”

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Andrew: “Mug overflow goes down there”

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Andrew: “My brain rejected this information so hard”

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Andrew: “No! I was just using it this morning, sweetie”

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Andrew: “Oh, man! I’ve been so off since the clocks changed!”

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Andrew: “Oh, the holidays are over. Time to go back to school”

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Andrew: Saying “I have the Sunday scaries!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That’s not yours, that’s mine, and that’s not what it’s called”

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Andrew: “The bearded lip demon will not materialize”

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Andrew: “Those are a little bit too thick for these bearded lips”

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Andrew: “Those will live in my brain and my stomach a little bit”

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Andrew: “Too thick for these bearded lips?”

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Andrew: “Well, this is all dead time”

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Andrew: “What I’m gonna say, I want you to know, I realize is not rational”

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Andrew: “What are you doing!?”

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Andrew: “What are you doing!? Don’t gaslight us!”

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Andrew: “You have a very binging nature”

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Andrew: “You’d rather hear me talk about my bearded lips all day long than to watch that thing again”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wow… Sweet dreams (Yes) are made of this”

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Luke: “7 year old Luke had it wrong about S&M sex, once again”

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Luke: “And, I don’t wanna… I don’t wanna… yuck any part of your yum”

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Luke: “But! Again! Annie Lennox, what are you doing!?”

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Luke: “It’s pleasurable to be inebriated in the sunshine”

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Luke: “Mr. Bearded Lips”

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Luke: “Spotify is always… trying to wack our mole”

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Luke: “Uh, that guy sucks! I’m not calling him back”

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Luke: “While, while Daddy’s at work”

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Luke and Andrew: “They’re the memory palaces… (Mmm-hmm) of caffeination”

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Luke and Andrew: “You can soak up… 80 percent more of your own feces… (Wow) with this one square!”

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It’s that time of the year again when Luke and Andrew read Dazzling Donor messages on the show. As with the last couple of years, I had just asked for a quick shout out for my Wait Wait Stats Page and Marsupial Gurgle site. The “message” ended up lasting a wee little bit longer than I had anticipated.

Luke and Andrew: Dazzling Donor message

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Andrew: “‘Too much homosexuality!'”

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Andrew: “Butter. I will come to your house. I will come to your home. Refrige… Refrigerator”

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Andrew: “Geez Louise! End it!”

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Andrew: “Get to the show! Let’s do the show!”

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Andrew: “He’s a ghost now”

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Andrew: “Hey… can you stop saying ‘vagina’ all the time?”

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Andrew: “I didn’t like it and I don’t remember it”

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Andrew: “I got a, a shorty one here”

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Andrew: “I mean, it’s not a dirty word”

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Andrew: “I would just say ‘vagina’ honestly”

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Andrew: “It’s just not right! These are the things… these are the things, these are the rules that we’re breaking”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s like a switch” as Sylvester Stallone

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Andrew: Saying “My wife” as Borat

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Andrew: “That’s a put-up then for my put-downs”

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Andrew: “The last drop wasn’t a very good last drop. It was good for a second-to-last drop. Which, now, I’m in a Folger’s commercial”

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Andrew: “There’s something broken in me”

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Andrew: “This is such a good Dazzling Donor message”

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Andrew: “Uh, I was making a joke!”

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Luke: “‘Oh, my vagina'”

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Luke: “Boy… that’s a spicy meatball!”

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Luke: “Butter?”

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Luke: Clearing his throat and saying “Boy… that’s a spicy meatball!”

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Luke: “Daddy Goldberg”

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Luke: “He would say, ‘My vagina hurts'”

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Luke: “I used to be funny and I would lose; and, now, I’m unfunny but I win”

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Luke: “Respectfully, my drop king”

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Luke: “You know, because I like to… do bad podcasting”

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Luke: “You know… I’m not trying to yuck that yum”

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Andrew: “All cans are beautiful”

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Andrew: “Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah”

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Andrew: “He is the GAT”

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Andrew: “Hey! Disco Stu don’t spoilerize”

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Andrew: “I failed at quitting!”

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Andrew: “I just Googled, ‘Why Tom Brady?'”

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Andrew: “I need some damn clothes!”

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Andrew: “I’m bad at quitting!”

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Andrew: “I’m giving finger guns”

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Andrew: “I’m just getting wrapped up… I’m sorry, ramped up… You wished I was getting wrapped up”

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Andrew: “I’ve been thinking about this all weekend. Listen, I’m here… to… support and defend Pat Sajak”

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Andrew: “It just didn’t sway me that much. Maybe I’m a terrible person. Whatever”

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Andrew: “Jesus!”

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Andrew: “Jet fuel can’t smell steel”

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Andrew: “Just need confidence, oi!”

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Andrew: “Lemme show you how the whites do it”

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Andrew: “Luke, get over here and meet Jane! Luke!”

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Andrew: “Maybe I’m a terrible person. Whatever”

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Andrew: “Oh, come on, man!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! No! No!”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s the hardest eye-roll I’ve given him”

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Andrew: “Playing with my Romper Stompers in the backyard”

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Andrew: “Shut up, Burbank!”

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Andrew: “That’s the thing. Like, people will say that and maybe even come at me; but, it’s like, well… Come at me?”

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Andrew: “This is such a bad story… This is going… nowhere slowly”

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Andrew: “This place is kinda getting weirder and weirder”

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Andrew: “Why Tom Brady?”

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Andrew: “Why are you doing this to me?”

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Andrew and Luke: “No coffin for me, please (No coffin for me!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re asking so (Right?) much of that comma splice”

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Luke: “Clink-clink-clink… Clink-clink-clink”

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Luke: “I asked her if women can be funny”

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Luke: “Load my wet carcass into the mud”

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Luke: “Luke Burbank! Come talk to Sarah Silverman!”

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Luke: Singing “In the shape of an L on her forehead”

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Luke: Singing “Macho, macho boys”

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Luke: “The GAT is here!”

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Luke: “This is flashes of being unreasonable in unreasonable times”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, he’s been bad the whole time!? (Eh-eh-eh-eh-ayy! That movie just came out. People haven’t seen it yet)”

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Andrew: “206… 414-8285”

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Andrew: “Calm down!”

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Andrew: “Fine!”

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Andrew: “I dunno know why I have a Google News alert out… with my name on it; and, I’ve had it for years… and it only catches bad news”

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Andrew: “I need to stop… having Google News alerts with my name on them; because, it’s never like… ‘Podcaster Andrew Walsh reaches new heights'”

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Andrew: “I’m already regretting hitting play on this; so, now I’m trying to figure out ways to sex it up”

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Andrew: “I’m drunk as a skunk in this situation”

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Andrew: “I’m flopping around here too”

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Andrew: “If it blurts, it alerts”

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Andrew: “It’s kind of a terrible day for people who have Google News alerts out for the name ‘Andrew Walsh'”

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Andrew: “Odour”

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Andrew: “Oh my goodness gracious!”

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Andrew: “Okay, Daddy needs a break”

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Andrew: “Podcaster Andrew Walsh reaches new heights”

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Andrew: Saying “Murder?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “We’re just going… full suburbs, man”

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Andrew: “You’re not as good as The 2wenty!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I need to stop… having Google News alerts with my name on them; because, it’s never like… ‘Podcaster Andrew Walsh reaches new heights’. Like, I always think some day… somebody’s gonna do a whole feature on me… (That’s gonna be a drop; and, I look forward… to the day… when Linh sends that to me)”

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Luke: “‘You wanna watch it with me?’ I was like, ‘Absolutely not!'”

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Luke: “Andrew Walsh moves to Sweet Cream District!”

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Luke: “Andrew Walsh… relocates to Sweet Cream District!”

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Luke: “Get… it together!”

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Luke: “H… blank… P blank”

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Luke: “He admit it!”

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Luke: “I want it to be… wet”

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Luke: “I want it to be… wet… Andrew”

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Luke: “If it… stinks, it links”

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Luke: “It’s really the bullying on the byways”

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Luke: Singing “Everybody get defensive”

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Luke: Singing “The boat show, the boat show. You’ve got to do the boat show. Whatever it is, whatever you need”

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Luke: “That’s gonna be a drop; and, I look forward… to the day… when Linh sends that to me”

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Andrew: “‘I’d like to… belated Blurs myself.’ Ooh, explicit”

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Andrew: “Breakuptown is gateway to Diggstown”

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Andrew: “Come here, glockie-glockie”

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Andrew: “Flabbergast button. Flabbergast button”

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Andrew: “God help us all”

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Andrew: “God help us all. It is so cringy!”

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Andrew: “I always be sneaky”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about”

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Andrew: “I was saying ‘Boo-urns'”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry for my thickness here”

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Andrew: “It is so cringy!”

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Andrew: “It went down… easy”

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Andrew: “It went down… easy… my friend”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh… shit!”

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Andrew: “Ohh! Oh, Star Tribune! Ya gave me the article once for free; but, then, you take it back, don’t cha?”

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Andrew: Saying “Umm, I don’t know. Can I play this game too?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Take the hutch, leave the cannolis!”

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Andrew: “They could be saying… ‘Poop'”

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Andrew: “Your podcast is so old… he grew up in Pangea”

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Andrew: “Yours is coming soon!”

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Andrew and Luke: “From Danny, to Tony, it says: (Mmm-hmm) Mrs. Torrance”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, the nautical term is butt or booty… I’m sorry… The dump truck of… The dump truck of the Endurance”

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Genevieve Haas and Luke: “You can’t be putting cash offers in doors (No) and expecting that to be a legitimate way of doing (No) business!”

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Luke: “Bud, Coors, Miller. It don’t matter”

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Luke: “Cuz, it’s in this calendar; and, if it’s not there, I don’t even know that you exist”

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Luke: “Here, glockie-glockie”

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Luke: “Luuuke!”

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Luke: “Maddie… Mary, sit down… I’m gonna tell you… a story about Ernest Shackleton”

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Luke: “My dad taught me… never bring a glizzy to a glocky fight”

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Luke: “Now, you’re just being a complete cuck”

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Luke: Saying “I wanna wish a Blursday to Mrs. Torrance” as Tony from “The Shining’

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Luke: Saying “Yours is coming soon, Mrs. Torrance” as Tony from “The Shining”

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Luke: Singing “Baffled by Nadine”

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Luke: “The dump truck of the Endurance”

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Luke: “This is gonna get real… real old man, real fast”

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Luke and Andrew: “Blurtical integration? Oh… shit!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t… praise… the TBTL (Exactly)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve had my flabbergast button pushed… by this whole… (Oh, look at you flaunting that… ) by this… (Oh, yeah, sure. You can say it without stumbling over it)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Please don’t embarrass yourself by… (I know. I’m sorry) by confusing your glockies and your glizzies”

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