Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “And I think, the question is, why can’t you be normal like me and just be paralyzed by embarrassment in all situations!?”

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Andrew: “Columbo: A Look Bakula”

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Andrew: Hating Australia and Hate Tutors

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Andrew: “Holy shit! I could practically smell the car.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, they could be Nazis as far as I’m concerned.”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I’ve ever told a poo story of my own on this show. Have I?”

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Andrew: “I don’t think that’s necessary true, I mean, unless you were really honking it up up there…”

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Andrew: “I hate Australians”

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Andrew: “I’ll wait. I’ll wait. The suspense is gonna really drive the show forward.”

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Andrew: “Oh God!”

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Andrew: “Oh God! Okay.”

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Andrew: “Oh, a clipboard! Look who’s a producer now!”

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Andrew: Saying “That’s a spicy kangaroo-a” in his Australian accent

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Andrew: “Slowly going back to my book and slowly going back to my little boop-boop game.”

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Andrew: “The Mummy has a job?!?”

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Andrew: “We’re getting into Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me! territory aren’t we?”

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Andrew: “Whether I was pre-teen, teen or post-teen”

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Andrew and Luke: Australia, Convicts and Nazis

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Andrew and Luke: “How many Oz Tens do we have? Uh, before this show? I think there was 10 and now I think it’s down to zero. Okay. Well, bye guys.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s best accent is also his most hurtful

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Andrew and Luke: Thank-pologize

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Luke: “…and we’re looking for the bearded clam. Oh, there he is! He looks, he looks stressed out. What else is new?”

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Luke: “…and what concerns me about me being able to hear everything that comes out of their mouths, is the thought that they can hear everything that comes out of another part of my body.”

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Luke: “Hey Hermano-gun”

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Luke: How Haggen is pronounced

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Luke: “I don’t want their thought to be: ‘Man, I love that podcast; but, don’t stand near that ‘dragon breath’ Burbank’.”

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Luke: “I realized… I’m on a Fury Road of my own.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: More on the pronunciation of Haggen

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Luke: “Now, that is professional podcastery”

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Luke: “Punch it, Chewie!”

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Luke: “There’s no way that this’ll end in a sharp-shooting.”

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Luke: “Well, this ain’t my first picnic, brodeo!”

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Luke: “What you just witnessed there is a perfect example, Andrew, of my inability to keep my fat mouth shut.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew called Luke’s Australian accent the worst he’s ever heard

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Luke and Andrew: Disclaimer regarding Rudy at the picnic

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Luke and Andrew: “Everything’s coming up Walsh. Everything was coming up Walsh.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey buddy, how’s it going? Good! Glad to be back in the city of love. Wait, what? What is Seattle? Let’s see how tonight goes.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hi Everbody!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just hope they appreciate what we just went through in that Haggen. I mean, not only that, it’s Haggen.”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, I could kind of tell there was some sort of rumbling. It would be referred to our friend circle as ‘bubble guts’. Oh God. Okay.”

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Luke and Andrew: Uber pick-up for Andrew

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Andrew: “‘Cause I stew. That is a problem with me, is I’m a stewer. Not a Stu-bot, but I am a bit of a stewer about things.”

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Andrew: “And then I gave him a little toot-toot”

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Andrew: How Andrew talks to kids

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Andrew: “I don’t know what my face was giving off”

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Andrew: “I felt there was a certain kind of Fonk on that boat, and I’m not talking about just in the fart locker.”

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Andrew: Initial reaction when he bumped into a kid and knocked the kid down

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Andrew: “It is a crowded plane too, man.”

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Andrew: “Nothing I say, nothing I say is reliable!”

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Andrew: Pulled a Fonky pun

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Andrew: Saying “My wife” in a sing-songy fashion

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Andrew: Singing “With the best…of them”

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Andrew: “Tell ’em, The Sandman sent ya!”

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Andrew: “That’s my story”

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Andrew: “Ugh, like a poor!”

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Andrew: “When I see adults in the wild”

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Andrew: “Who wants to hire me?!?”

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Andrew and Luke: It’s Picnic-Eve!

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Andrew and Luke: What if the road rage guy worked for Mary Kay

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Luke: Doing The King and Bunny voiceover as someone in their 90s

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Luke: “I regret nothing”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Mmm-hmm”

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Luke: “Oh my God!”

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Luke: “Ooh. Losing the anger game, possible show title.”

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Luke: Saying “Two people with a penchant for rage” as if Alex Trebek would say it

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Luke: “Strategery”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew drives a doggy Scion

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Luke and Andrew: Dread Pirate Fonk

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Luke and Andrew: Goats named Disco and Cobra Face

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Luke and Andrew: Greenwood Boys and Girls Most Improved Outfielder Trophy

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Luke and Andrew: Talking about putting listeners to sleep

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Andrew: Andrew wants to move on and get in one last word

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Andrew: “Hundreds of thousands of Instas”

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Andrew: “I knew that!”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m not a fan”

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Andrew: “No!”

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Andrew: “Only grandpas go to raves anymore”

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Andrew: “Professional broadcasting”

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Andrew: “They may as well just have a little leg, like a little human leg with a fake foot on it that just kicks you in the balls.”

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Andrew: “This is what happens, by the way, when kids raise kids.”

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Andrew: “We have Top Stories! They’re top… stories!”

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Andrew: “You know, the stuff I don’t know could fill a library.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew has a purple dinosaur that’s his co-pilot

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Andrew and Luke: Enumclaw

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Luke: “…and afterwards I say alalalalalalalalalala to them, and then usually, they call the police”

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Luke: “Bring your bae to the rae”

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Luke: “Follows a-lalala-lot of comedians”

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Luke: Going through Andrew’s various nicknames during the intro

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Luke: “I knew it was a different Lockette!”

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Luke: “I’m trying to channel my inner plump Gentile”

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Luke: “It’s called ‘Can you quirking believe this shit?’ music”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Saying “Maegan Both from Auburn Washington” in a fake Italian accent

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Luke: Singing “Ba-bow-ba-bank-bow-bonk”

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Luke: Singing “Beep-ba-boop-boop”

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Luke: Singing the “Can you quirking believe this shit?” music

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Luke: “That’s-a-racist podcast host”

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Luke: “The fat stegosaurus?”

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Luke: Ululating

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Luke: “What a mindfuck!”

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Luke: “Whatevery!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And we-a appreciate it like in the old-a country (Stop it!!!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Both ‘The Husky Gentile’ or ‘The Big-Boned Gentile’ are possible show titles”

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Luke and Andrew: “…but your’s is just full of books called ‘Things Andrew Doesn’t Know’. Exactly, and they’re big and they’re very full volumes.”

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Luke and Andrew: Enumclaw digression

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Luke and Andrew: It’s all about…timing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke goes all faux Italian accent on someone’s last name

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Luke and Andrew: “They call me ‘The Plump Gentile’. The ‘Big-Boned Gentile’?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew had a number of dreams ready to go

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Andrew and Luke: Luke mistook Andrew’s best relationship to be about him

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Luke: “And I realized that, this one meal that my mom was preparing at their house the other night, every element was ‘Woo-hoo’.”

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Luke: “Everything in the meal was Woo-hoo!”

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Luke: “I like adventures, I like doing fun things, I like doing challenging things. I would be like, I’ll pass on that part of it.”

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Luke: “I’m-a get me some of that Tinder”

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Luke: “It’s thundery, lightningy, intermittently rainy…”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Sip some of that moon juice!”

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Luke: “Throw some cheese on it that had been Woo-hoo’d”

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Luke: “You know, we get some good Woo-hoo deals”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is worried about the show and his paycheck if Luke were to drop dead

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, by the way, how dare you assume my dating prime is over. Yeah, sorry.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Just wanted you to know, Andrew, that when I drink my coffee on the air, it could be a lot grosser. You know what, did you know that they burn those urine beans? It’s true.”

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Luke and Andrew: Kim Jong Un and Tinder

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Luke and Andrew: “O’Doul’s? O’Doul’s?”

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Luke and Andrew: Susie Burbank is almost exclusively buying food with the word ‘Woo-hoo’ printed on them

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Luke and Andrew: “We thank you from the bottom of our scarred, decaying, unreliable hearts.”

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