Clips From TBTL #1886

Andrew: “Don’t worry Steve”

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Andrew: “Fuck you. Sorry for the language.”

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Andrew: “He is the goose that lays golden eggs”

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Andrew: “I always try to pet them with my eyes”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how much, how many American Pies we really need to dedicate to this, but…”

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Andrew: “I still dig it”

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Andrew: “I will fall on my God-damn sword and I will apologize and just explain it how I explained it here”

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Andrew: “I’d click on that”

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Andrew: “I’m fascinated by that!”

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Andrew: “If you’re not walking around with a fully-cooked, ready-to-eat sausage in your jacket pocket at all times, you’re not ready for life”

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Andrew: “It’s lost on the Walsh”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Long, Drawn Out “Ohh”

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Andrew: “My foot just went through, right through that hole”

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Andrew: “Oh no!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Stat!”

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Andrew: “Things are going downhill quickly over here, we’re going to need some kielbasa, stat!”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s a cockatiel named Kangaroo”

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Luke: “And I’m sorry I’m just venting, and sorry if I ruined your Friday, and sorry I’m not let you play R Kelly. I’m just sorry about everything, Andrew.”

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Luke: “Emotional service kangaroo”

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Luke: “He doesn’t have, so much, an emotional service kangaroo as an emotional service sausage; that, he likes to cook up most days and have for lunch sometimes”

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Luke: “Hey bud”

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Luke: “I don’t need you trying to hustle me along on to actual content”

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Luke: “I lost my primary sausage. Please, activate backup sausage protocols.”

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Luke: “Sorry about these sirens, they’re coming to take me away for deeply offending our listeners with service animals”

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Luke: “When they come into this room, they’re going to think something went horribly wrong. There’s no way to throw away underwear without it seeming like a murder happened.”

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Luke and Andrew: Hotel housekeeping interrupts Luke’s podcart recording

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Luke and Andrew: Overturned truck carrying peanuts

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Luke and Andrew: “That just about, that just about took my nipples clean off (Oh no!)”

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Clips From TBTL #1885

Andrew: “Come here, I just want to shake your hand, you wonderful idiot”

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Andrew: “I did it, I ruined everything. I ruined everything for everybody.”

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Andrew: “I think they want to congratulate me for being a total jackass”

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Andrew: “I’m so bad with numbers”

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Andrew: Odd Vocalization

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Andrew: “Ohh, dang!”

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Andrew: Quiet “Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “Real scorcher!”

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Andrew: “Shut down your ears and shut down your brain, and not take in anymore information”

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Andrew: “The cock will not crow until I’ve denied Small Change three times in The Frolic Room”

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Andrew: “This that make me sound like I’m drinking too quickly?”

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Andrew and Luke: “That is so Catholic! That’s Catholic?”

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Luke: “First, I went to the wrong hotel, because I’m a careful reader of itineraries, Andrew”

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Luke: “Karaoke Judas”

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Luke: “Keep your powder dry, everyone”

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Luke: “See, I would have been ‘who put this in, I want to shake your neck'”

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Luke: “Tronald Dump”

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Luke: “You call this rain?”

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Luke: “You flew too high on Tom Waits’s wings”

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Luke and Andrew: “Possible show title (show title)”

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Clips From TBTL #1884

Andrew: “Accidental remix”

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Andrew: Andrew repeats himself a lot

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Andrew: Cute Sound

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Andrew: “I’m gonna… I promise to do my best to not be ‘afeared’ of helicopters today”

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Andrew: “It may sound like we’re gas-lighting you”

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Andrew: “Right”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Well?”

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Andrew and Luke: “The city of my birth, as I describe it, the ‘Charlie Brown’ of cities just finally break this”

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Luke: “I felt like we made a little Twitter baby”

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Luke: “I just want to Dolezal my way in that family so fucking hard”

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Luke: “I would like to apologize for eating beef jerky on the show”

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Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Hodor Fireball’ Walsh”

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Luke: “You’re glad you’re not here, cuz I just opened a bag of farts”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s Dolezal”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re not gas-lighting you, but we might be fracking you”

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Luke and Andrew: “What do I have to do to be a Curry (right), they just seem to be the best people!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Your dog-o-logical clock? My dog-o-logical clock.”

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Clips From TBTL #1883

Andrew: “Ahhhhgh. Ahhhh, shoot!”

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Andrew: “And I didn’t do it, for the record”

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Andrew: Deep Breath and Sigh

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Andrew: “Forget it Walsh, it’s Los Angeles, you know?”

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Andrew: “I’m a book watcher”

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Andrew: “I’m losing the thread as we speak, it’s unraveling”

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Andrew: “Let me just say ‘yeah’ oh that”

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Andrew: Luke wearing only briefs could affect the flow of the show from Andrew’s side

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Andrew: “Oh God, oh God”

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Andrew: “Oh God, it’s buried”

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Andrew: “Oh, dang it!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Various things could have interfered with the flow of the show today”

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Andrew: Whispering “Oh my God”

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Andrew and Luke: “Fire bad! (Right!)”

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Andrew and Luke: Quietly giggling and laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “Should we call him ‘The Wig’? ‘The Wig’! Let’s call him ‘The Wig’. The Wig Party?”

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Luke: “Donked off”

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Luke: “He is not just a repulsive person, he is just an idiot”

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Luke: “I really should stop using the Gregorian comedy calendar too, as it’s very, very out dated”

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Luke: “I started getting messages from you, blowing my phone up”

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Luke: “I thought there was a wormhole between here and the bathroom, and I would be able to hit it and increase the amount of time I had”

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Luke: “Insert name of terrible human”

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Luke: “It’s called, ‘don’t throw me under the dragon, bro'”

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Luke: “Last, but least, in my mind”

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Luke: “Oh, the walk? Yay-yeah.”

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Luke: “These chinos have been getting a real workout, Andrew”

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Luke: “Veron done fucked up letting her leave”

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Luke: “Wardrobe be damned”

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Luke: “Yay-yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t ever use his name. Oh, dang it!”

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Luke and Andrew: Game of Thrones “Bad Pussy” Talk

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Luke and Andrew: Luke considered naming the segment about Rachel Dolezal “How uncomfortable can we make Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke imitates a stilted manner of speaking

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Luke and Andrew: Luke spilled his abs while eating breakfast

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Luke and Andrew: Luke tells Andrew that he’s in his Fruit of the Loom bikini briefs

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Luke and Andrew: Luke wants his rev-share of a co-produced tweet up-front

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Luke and Andrew: “We’ll just call him ‘coon skin cap (okay) of hair'”

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Luke and Andrew: White Gods passing as Black Gods, plus Many-Faced Gods

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Clips From TBTL #1882

Andrew: Andrew would eat any kind of egg

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Andrew: “Are you kidding me? Like, you don’t have it?”

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Andrew: “But we need it, as you said, as audio spackle underneath”

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Andrew: “I-uhhh-I don’t think it’s theft”

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Andrew: “If this is on here Roden, I’m going to ask you to marry me”

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Andrew: “One of the things Genevieve loves most about me… there’s a lot to love”

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Andrew: “Roden, you are… you’re still pointless”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “This was one of rare ‘yay for divorce’ kind of moments”

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Andrew: “Wait, why is your mom stealing eggs, and why are they turkey eggs?”

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Andrew: “What? You didn’t tell me there’s going to be Turkey Talk”

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Andrew: “Without stories like that, what would I do all day?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew lists Google autocompletes for “cars are too” and 7 out of 10 of those describe dating Luke

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew provides a list of Google autocompletes for “Is it fun to be a”

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Andrew and Luke: “That is so scary to think about…for this show to get recorded”

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Andrew and Luke: “You can’t beat up on… Don’t beat up on my friend, The Andrew Walsh Radio Show”

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Andrew, Luke and Aaron Roden: “Okay, here is where I lose a point, bikini is spelled with all I’s, right?”

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Luke: “Big hit of Bluth in there, big hit of Bluth”

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Luke: “Circle gets the square”

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Luke: “Dang it!”

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Luke: “Dear Lord Baby Jesus, please bring us some turkey eggs”

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Luke: “Hide your eggs, hide your wife, ‘cuz they’re rationing every egg up in this”

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Luke: “Now you’re living La Vida Loca”

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Luke: Playing “I might have Fireball when I go home, but I’m not quite sure yet” mashup

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Luke: “She’s making it, she’s making it mo’ better”

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Luke: “You, your turkey is not barren”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew was relieved to hear that Luke was not talking about one of Andrew’s other passions

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, this is a time machine that erases divorces. Right… exactly.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Put ’em on the toast (Oh yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You shot some hoops, Teen Wolf-style (Mmm-hmm)”

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Joseph Maturo vs Pitbull: “I might have Fireball when I go home, I’m not quite sure yet”

On TBTL #1882, Luke played a mashup of Joseph Maturo saying “I might have tacos when I go home, I’m not quite sure yet” and Pitbull saying “Fireball”. In TBTL fashion, the version Luke played was a tad janky:

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So, I decided to make a cleaner version of that drop:

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