After the #TBTLMariners night, some of the Tens moseyed on over to Bush Garden along with Luke, Andrew, Camaro Kev, McFrizz and Pape to watch and/or participate in some karaoke. One of the guys decided to put in Luke’s name to sing Dion’s “Runaround Sue”. When Luke’s name was called, he was a bit perplexed and possibly a bit unhappy about it. Nonetheless, Luke rocked the song.
Sorry about the janky portrait orientation of the video…
Andrew: “Air-ra-bee-ca” versus “Arabica”
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Andrew: “Anyway”
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Andrew: “Classic Paul”
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Andrew: “Even that, he still says in such a bitchy way, and again, I’m sorry about the language everybody”
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Andrew: “Fuck you”
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Andrew: “He’s a hard man to get a measure of, Art Garfunkel”
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Andrew: “Hey guys, look, Hollywood Walsh is back in town. Like, stop the show”
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Andrew: “Huzzah, Luke is here”
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Andrew: “I don’t think you have to be a rocket scientist to figure out who’s the Art Garfunkel of TBTL”
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Andrew: “I kind of emanate a nebbishy nervousness”
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Andrew: “I’m portly”
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Andrew: “I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, I’m kind of like the Sizzler of podcasting”
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Andrew: “Next two days are going to be really rough, aren’t they, when we have to see each other”
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Andrew: “No, no, no”
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Andrew: “Oh my God”
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Andrew: “Or displaying all of your heavy hitting books on the bookshelves in the living room and hiding all of your Stephen King books under the bed”
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Andrew: Sighing
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “That’s fine. This is brave work, oh my God”
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Andrew: “Well, I’m a Garfunkel!”
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Andrew: “Yeah, I’ve got road rage cuz there’s a bunch of dummies on the road”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew chuckling and Luke saying “Oh man”
Andrew and Luke: Does not like seeing the shape of his belly being conformed to by a shirt
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Luke: “And, she be like ‘you need to talk more about us on your show'”
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Luke: “Are you a Sasquatch? How are you getting away with all this murder, Garfunkel?”
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Luke: “I consider you the restaurant within a restaurant of podcast side-kicking”
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Luke: “I have a very sexy condition where I continue to sweat for hours after I’ve exercised”
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Luke: “I’m not agreeing with you that I bring in ‘da noise and da funk'”
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Luke: “It’s classic Garfunkel”
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Luke: Telling the listeners how to spot Luke at the TBTL Mariners game
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Luke: “That’s just because Paul Simon be hella short”
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Luke: “Well… okay, here’s the thing”
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Luke: “You buy shirts with the worst-case scenario in mind”
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Luke: “You’ve turned into the angriest lad in all of Koreatown”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew doesn’t know what to call the show
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew has been putting up with Luke’s everything for years
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is a Garfunkel
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is Garfunkel to Luke’s Oates
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Luke and Andrew: Luke goes over the categories of books that Art Garfunkel likes
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Luke and Andrew: Luke has achieved complete water neutrality
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Luke and Andrew: Luke is like a bucket or cartoon character with holes
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Luke and Andrew: “This is a competition of who’s going to blow a vocal cord first…”
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Luke and Andrew: What they do is brave work
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While Luke and Andrew were recording TBTL #1868, either allergies or something else caused Luke to have an itch in the back of his throat, in a place that it’s not easy to scratch. In all of his grace, Luke tried to clear out that itch and made a very, very interesting sound on air, as it were.
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Here’s the clip with Luke making the sound in context:
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Luke would later try to create the sound…
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Steve Neuman, aka Stu-Bot, posted a card on the Infinite Guest Twitter feed trying to “textualize” the sound:
DAILIES: On @TBTL, @lukeburbank spoils Sexy Beast, makes this noise at the 20:25 mark: http://t.co/Od9dl0hds0 pic.twitter.com/MmHxbZgThK
— APM Podcasts (@APMPodcasts) May 27, 2015
I decided to hop on the fun and created this “meme” image, based on a photo taken by James Bailey:
Andrew: “…are you interesting if you watch TV? Clearly, the answer is no.”
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Andrew: “Everybody’s like ‘woohoo'”
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Andrew: “How did I get this job?!?”
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Andrew: “If the Pope is going to get all Huckabee on it”
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Andrew: In some circles, Andrew’s nickname was “Alien Nation”
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Andrew: “Oh God, yeah!”
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Andrew: Snorting Sound
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Andrew: “The fanciest lad in all of Koreatown”
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Andrew: “Yay!”
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Andrew: “Yeah, that’s more classy”
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Andrew: “You haven’t lived until you’ve zested a lemon”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew finds something that he knows about: TV
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew trying to correctly guess the “Blossom” TV theme song
Andrew and Luke: Andrew trying to figure out how to say “for you” in Spanish
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Andrew and Luke: “Last week…That’s enough out of you”
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Luke: “Geez Louise, this is serious business”
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Luke: “Good, good, fresh, fresh, talking about the very best…Taco Time”
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Luke: “I am the podcaster that mounts the (inaudible)”
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Luke: “I feel like such a gourmand”
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Luke: “My friend, Andrew ‘Hollywood Fireball’ Walsh”
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Luke: “Okay, TBTL.” (Cleaned-up Version)
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Luke: “The piece de resistance. The coup de naw.”
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Luke: “Well, that was pathetic”
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Luke: Whispering “I hate that song so much”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is a lonely guy and wants to hear your voices
Luke and Andrew: Appropriate music for Dream Court
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Luke and Andrew: Cock Merchant and Belated Cock Merchant Warning
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Luke and Andrew: “Just imagine someone in Guatemala saying ‘Okay, TBTL'”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing his old Shameber (or Shamber)
Luke and Andrew: Luke does his impression of the song “White Rabbit”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke thought he was caught not paying attention to the dream segment
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Luke and Andrew: Luke would prefer to eat his pizza in his shameber (or shamber), away from the prying eyes of God
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew describes his “Tonight Shorts and Shirts” routine
Luke and Andrew: Luke trying to create and drag Andrew into a marital dispute about what is or what isn’t camping
Andrew: “…eyeful of homeless chic…”
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Andrew: “Hey, you know what? A sidekick’s job is never done”
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Andrew: “How dare you drag me unexpecting into a marital dispute”
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Andrew: “I don’t know”
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Andrew: “I’m actually old enough to drink”
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Andrew: “Okay, alright”
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Andrew: “What the hell am I talking about?”
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Luke: “I’ve been married a lot of times, I know how to manage the situation Andrew. Okay?”
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Luke: “My parents were like, ‘Ah, hell no. We’re getting our money’s worth out of this”
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Luke: “You’re really blowing my mind”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew has infected Luke with his anti-social fashion senses
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is (faux) surprised at the concept of Luke and Carey living together before getting married
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew suffers from JOMOFO (Jealousy of Fear of Missing Out)
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Luke and Andrew: “One day, this show will collapse under the weight of the acronyms that make no sense”
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Luke and Andrew: “We prefer the term, ‘professional drinker’, Andrew”
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Luke and Andrew: “Well, that landslide will bring you down. Landslide will certainly bring me down.”
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