Luke and Andrew: Luke considers himself the “ass of the show”
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Tag: Luke Burbank
Clips From Show #1841
Andrew: “Heck, yeah!”
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Andrew: “I guess I’m a secret skinner”
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Andrew: “It was a boneless Yugo”
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Andrew: “No, answer me Kevin!”
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Andrew: “Tell me more about the ‘fart locker’ that I’ve heard so much about”
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Andrew: “There’s so much, captain my captain”
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Andrew: “Thinking in terms of ‘Walsh, Walsh and Doormat”
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Andrew and Camaro Kev: “I will be damned if you touch that thing…”
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Andrew and Luke: Validation is Luke’s secret stripper girlfriend
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Andrew, Luke and Camaro Kev: Worriers
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Camaro Kev: Singing “We don’t need another hero, we just need another Walsh”
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Camaro Kev: Wants to give the “Keys to the Show”
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Camaro Kev: “We’re not picking up Lord Humongous, the Ayatollah of Rock ‘n’ Rolla”
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Luke: “Andrew, will you still call me Superman?”
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Luke: “By the end, we may have aborted this boat; but, for now, it’s considered a boarding”
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Luke: “Hello, hello, hello?”
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Luke: “I wanted some raw action from inside the ‘fart locker'”
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Luke: “I’ve gone full ‘Walsh’… I’m now overcompensating my ‘I don’t know anything'”
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Luke: “Red skies at night, sailor’s delight. Beep under the bridge…”
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Luke: “Wait ’til you’ve slept in the ‘fart locker’ with two other grown men”
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Luke: “We check back in along the way, as we’re getting to our final resting place”
Luke: “You don’t just want to drive around with your fenders just hanging out all over town”
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Luke: “You were nuts, you’re nucking futs”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew isn’t a podcat yet
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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t bring it to the boat show, bro / Welcome to the boat show, bro.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke goes full “Walsh”, but Andrew never goes full “Walsh”
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Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev: The guys get bombed by bird shit
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Recording of someone snoring
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Clips From Show #1840
Andrew crushes Luke with his childhood stories
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Andrew: “Don’t tell me what I think of is the base of my thumb”
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Andrew: “Go on”
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Andrew: “How long does this go? How long does this go on? I’m done!”
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Andrew needs his space
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Andrew: “Nope!”
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Andrew: “Oh my God, that’s it, I just broke myself forever”
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Andrew: “Okay now, let’s do this. Sorry, that’s what you always say when we go to break.”
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Andrew: String of disgusted groans in reaction to Luke cracking and popping his knuckles
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Andrew: “What I say something definitive… I’m always wrong”
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Andrew: “You’re Burbanking it!”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew tells a story about being teased and called an “eggroll”
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Andrew and Luke: “Steve Nelson… he’s our boss!”
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Luke: “Fart locker”
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Luke: “I am running those bases…”
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Luke: “I have so many joints, bro.”
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Luke: “My feet were fucking freezing!”
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Luke: “Really. You walk around with a fucking cat on your shoulder and a coonskin cap on, you’re gonna get some hop-ons”
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Luke and Andrew: Attempts to pronounce “archipelago”
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Luke and Andrew: It’s a “Fart Locker”, not a “Fart Chamber”
Luke and Andrew: Luke asking if he could crack his other thumb knuckle
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Luke and Andrew: Luke goes through his process of cracking his knuckles
Luke and Andrew: Luke is Burbanking it
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Luke and Andrew: “SIL”, not “SOL”
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Luke and Andrew: Things are getting serious between Luke and Andrew
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Clips From Show #1839
Andrew: “I didn’t know that. I thought they were tipped off when the effin’ gyrocopter landed on the lawn.”
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Andrew: “I would never use one, I’m scared of heights.”
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Andrew makes a weasel-like sound
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Andrew’s snorting sound after Luke reads a quote regarding the gyrocopter pilot
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Andrew: “That sounds pretty good”
Andrew: “Theo is the size of a man dressed up in a cat suit”
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Andrew and Luke: Would Andrew go up in a gyrocopter for 5 minutes, or get fired from TBTL?
Luke: “I guarantee lady not ‘pose have those parts.”
Luke: “It was a zydeco playing alligator, that’s the Siri of TSA computers”
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Luke: “Lady not ‘pose have those parts”
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Luke and Andrew: Robert England “Five Fingers of Fury” and “Five Fingers of Funny”
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Luke and Andrew: “These are death e-vites”
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Clips From Show #1838
Andrew: “And not to get all school marmy about it”
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Andrew: “Burbank! For the first time in history, I think you and I are 100% in-sync!”
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Andrew: “Hey listen, Directory. Listen to me, directory, look at me.”
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Andrew: “Hey, I’m the worst person to ask, ’cause I’m a lazy, lazy son of a gun”
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Andrew: “I’m a very shy guy”
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Andrew: “Now you just know, if I pause, I’m wondering if I used the wrong word”
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Andrew: “You’re supposed to have a battery bucket”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew attempting to do a Steve Brule impression
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew mocking the way Luke said he didn’t know he wasn’t supposed to throw batteries in the garbage
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants to be known as the “Hollywood Cat”
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Andrew and Luke: Putting oneself in a pickle
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Cougar Growl
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Luke: “Andrew ‘Boom Boom Hodor El Ropo Hollywood Cat’ Walsh” (pauses trimmed out)
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Luke never knows when to leave things alone
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Luke: “No.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I have to say, I’m no Dennis Quaid, I’m not even a Randy Quaid. I’m barely an Evi Quaid…”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke trying to imitate the Caterpillar from “Alice in Wonderland”
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For reference, this is a clip of the Caterpillar singing “A. E. I. O. U.” from “Alice in Wonderland”.
Luke and Andrew: “You get to sit with us” and “sit with it”
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Clips From Show #1837
Dan Pashman of “The Sporkful” joined Luke and Andrew to discuss several topics on show #1837. Once Dan jumped off of the phone line, Luke and Andrew dive into “Game of Thrones” chat.
On the topic of “Game of Thrones”, Luke kind of, sort of experienced a catroll when he was hosting Live Wire! Radio on Saturday April 11th. The show’s band played the theme to “Game of Thrones” as Luke walked on to the stage before taping the first of two shows. Two things happened, first I noted on Twitter and on the sTens page on Facebook that the band should have added some meows to catroll Luke. Since they didn’t do that, I decided to start meowing the first few notes to the “Game of Cats” song.
Well, it looks like Luke mentioned that on the show…
Below are the other clips from show #1837.
Andrew: “Ho-Ho!”
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Andrew: “I am really just talking like a sailor today”
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Andrew: “It’s a game of quakes”
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Andrew: “I’m easily confused”
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Andrew quietly utters “he’s a bastard”
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Andrew: “You were Burbanking it”
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Andrew: “That was fucking great! Sorry about the language, again.”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew trying to get off the pastrami grid
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Andrew and Luke: “I’m easily confused” with additional banter
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Andrew, Luke and Dan: Andrew thinks he’s not successful compared to Luke and Dan
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Dan Pashman: “That was inside to the power of inside to the power of inside”
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Girl: Everything was shaking
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Luke: “And I just fucking declined the shit out of that”
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Luke: Classic Luke Burbank Moment
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Luke: “From the Fingerlakes”
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Luke: “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!”
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Luke: “I overdid it on my undercarriage”
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Luke and Andrew: “Confusist say…”
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Luke and Andrew: “Those dragons…”
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Luke, Andrew and Dan: Luke rattles off names most people won’t know
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