Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Every producer there had some ‘QS’ with their name after it”

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Andrew: “Here are the 4 results on ‘shame'”

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Andrew: “I’m so proud that I have my ‘QS Walsh’ here”

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Andrew: “It’s searching for ‘mortal’ now”

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Andrew: “Somehow, we were leaving shame out of the equation”

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Andrew: “Talk to the nerds about that”

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Andrew: “Well, thank you on behalf of the people of Seattle. Screw you… on… behalf of the people of Cleveland”

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Andrew: “When I pre-produce these things, usually, I harp it back and, then, I harp it back forward”

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Andrew: “Yeah. You see what happens when I put together the show sheets?”

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Andrew and Luke: “In, in, in the inseam, you need to, you gotta give ’em some more room in the inseam. Cuz… cut me like I’m riding a wire. From… from my bunghole to where…”

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Luke: “For one thing, I never lower my gaze to any animatronic rats… All my mistakes are between me and the ball pit”

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Luke: “Get a load of this chump”

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Luke: “Here’s what I’m really smelling, dawg”

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Luke: Making flashback harp sounds

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Luke: Saying “You… are handsome” as a computer

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Andrew: “A naggy, battle axe of a wife”

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Andrew: “Come on, man. Can we… diversify… your Mt. Rushmore of rap just a tiny bit? Maybe leave Eminem off it?”

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Andrew: “Finally, the one right in the buttocks”

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Andrew: “I love downers”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna say something weird here”

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Andrew: “Maybe you do it right in the dragon’s nostril or something”

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Andrew: “Sweetmeats!”

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Andrew: “That’s what, when I stopped thinking. Something shiny got in front of my face. I started paying attention to that instead… And, then, I grabbed on to it and I would not let go”

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Andrew: “The best moment in ‘James Austin Johnson’s’ life was when he married his… ‘wife'”

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Andrew: “This goes back years, and I don’t think this person will hear it… But, if they do… you know I love you”

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Andrew: “Unicorn minds being blown”

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Andrew: “We own this space!”

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Andrew: “When I’m put on the spot, like, my brain just cramps up”

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Andrew: “Yes!! We own this space!”

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Luke: “‘Til then, have a great weck… Have a greet… greet wackend [sic]“

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Luke: Getting mentioned for being at the Live Wire taping

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Luke: “God… I’m, I’m falling apart here”

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Luke: “I know that TBTL is bloated”

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Luke: “I know that TBTL is bloated and… largely unlistenable”

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Luke: “I simp for The Simpsons”

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Luke: “Irony is not dead, Andrew Walsh”

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Luke: “It’s gonna be a real humdinger”

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Luke: “Luke Burbank is a radio host who has a net worth of 11 million… Luke Burbank was born on May 8th, 1976… Known for hosting several Oregon and Washington-based radio programs and podcasts”

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Luke: “Oh, gosh! Really? This is why we can’t have nice things”

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Luke: “Oh, no. Really?”

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Luke: Singing a portion of an Eminem song

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Luke: “The wedding really got to me”

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Luke: “You will die… I will, probably, also die”

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Luke and Andrew: “I can’t believe I’m gonna try to do this. Oh dear God… Please… give me the grace to accept the things that I will be wrong about (It’s so…) in the next 2 minutes. (You go with the serenity prayer while we’re talking about booze) Yes… (I love it) Irony is not dead, Andrew Walsh”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is deeply embarrassed by saying “He was loud…” in a bad accent

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Andrew: “And, by the way… this was a dirtbaggy photo”

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Andrew: “Hey, good news. Stick around after for the egg nog fest!”

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Andrew: “I hate it!”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to make it sound like I, I know what the hell I’m talking about”

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Andrew: “It’s Anchovy Fest 2022!”

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Andrew: “Later on in the show, I will be facing a crossroads, if you will, or a… a fork in the road”

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Andrew: “Look at the… the big brownies on you!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! How did I make it worse? How did I try to make it better and you made it worse?”

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Andrew: “That’s a lotta babbling from me. I’m sorry”

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Andrew: “This is coming outta your end”

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Andrew: “This is coming outta your end though, okay?”

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Andrew: “Trojan Blursday”

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Andrew: “Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait, wait-wait-wait, wait-wait-wait”

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Andrew: “Ya make it a complement sandwich. Ya start with the good… you weave in the bad… and you end on the good”

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Andrew and Luke: “Look at the… look at the… the big brownies on you! Like, I would be just so… (I don’t know what that means) Well, I didn’t… Oh… Insert any… word that you want it to be (What did you hear about my underwear?)”

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s a lotta (Mmm-hmm) smoke around there”

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Luke: “Bish. I painted this… the way I painted it… Do not mess with it”

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Luke: “Hello, there, from Portland, USA”

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Luke: Howling like a wolf

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Luke: “I couldn’t figure out how to call England, cuz I’m a 45 year old… man”

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Luke: “I have a boo-boo tummy”

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Luke and Andrew: “My life… which… My life! My life!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, God. Speaking of runs, Andrew… Oh, God. Please (We come back from the break) talk about running”

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Andrew: “But, what the hell is this?”

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Andrew: “Buuuh! Yeah”

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Andrew: “Dial… 6212-112… then the number, then 9, then the number again… then type in ‘Shatner’… and you will save 5 cents on the long distance… any time… and weekends”

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Andrew: “Homicide… She Typed”

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Andrew: “I could really use a win here!”

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Andrew: “I don’t have time for it; because, the Le Batard Show just keeps on creating new shows and jamming my earholes with it”

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Andrew: “I love Marshawn Lynch, the person, and, and the idea of him”

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Andrew: “I was playing my boop-boops”

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Andrew: “I’d a hard hit of nostalgia yesterday”

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Andrew: “It’ll rust my insides!”

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Andrew: “Luke burps again”

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Andrew: “My dirty, little secret is”

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Andrew: “Oh my gosh! This is neck and neck!”

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Andrew: “That is… wrong!”

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Andrew: “This is why I’m against open-mindedness”

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Andrew and Luke: “First thought… best thought… You’re wrong Lloyd. How dare you. Shut it down. Shut it down”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, right! Fairfax, Virginia. Why did I think… Halifax, maybe? I’m thinking of Halifax. Oh my goodness. Somebody burp so we forget this conversation. We’ll cut all this out (Yeah)”

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Luke: “53 minutes in, subject… stifled a burp, unconvincingly”

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Luke: “Hey, Siri… Remind me when ‘FBI’ is on”

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Luke: “I’m not a real burpy person”

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Luke: “I’m not a real person” [Edited]

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Luke: “Luke Burp-bank?”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think that the… scariest… expression of snake is… swimming snake. Buuuh! Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s dirty! Shut it down”

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Andrew: “But, do you know what I’m saying I was loud wrong about?”

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Andrew: “But, now that I know that there are dozens of us. Dozens!”

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Andrew: “But, you’re right… I think my sense of humor has not developed much”

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Andrew: “Cute as… hell!”

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Andrew: “Don’t let me stop you!”

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Andrew: “Don’t… bother checking it out. It’s not that good”

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Andrew: “It’s real cringy… and… inappropriate”

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Andrew: “No, I’m wrong. It’s just mutt”

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Andrew: “Okay. Great. Just real… just real power out today, Walsh!”

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Andrew: Saying “That nasally, I have a big vocabulary kind of voice” in a nasally voice

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Andrew: “What do you call two bugs making love?”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s real cringy… and… inappropriate; but, what do you call two bugs making love? I don’t know. What do you call two bugs making love? In-sex”

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Luke: “Because, I course, I… can’t keep anything inside”

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Luke: “I could hear… your… nether regions clenching”

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Luke: “I didn’t know that you were going to… fall on your loud wrong sword over this”

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Luke: “It could be me and Luke. It could be two Lukes Luke-ing it up”

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Luke: “Lu’s Clues”

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Luke: “Steve Largent was my Jesus”

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I have created a supercut of Luke and Andrew trying to say “hygge” on the show:

Luke and Andrew: Hygge Supercut

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Andrew: “And, I didn’t know any of those songs; because, I’m old, you know?”

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Andrew: “And, I’m going to… be… challenging GeekWire with my GeekWars”

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Andrew: “Aw, I always wanted to do that!”

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Andrew: “Dude, you gotta button your shit up, if you’re trying to convince America… that they should be… fucking around with a current! Like, are you kidding me?”

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Andrew: “He didn’t say, ‘po-po'”

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Andrew: “Hygge”

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Andrew: “Hygge” #2

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Andrew: “Hygge” #3

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Andrew: “Hygge” #4

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Andrew: “I don’t like dressing up at all. That’s not for me”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna… gonna use the ‘L’ word”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “That is hygge”

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Andrew: “The, the snake… shall continue… to eat its tail”

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Andrew: “We hate the po-po, cuz they kill us in streets for show”

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Andrew: “We’re a multi-plet… platform netw–We’re a, we’re a multi-pletform natwork [sic]“

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Luke: “Hygge”

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Luke: “Hygge” #2

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Luke: “Hygge” #3

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Luke: “Hygge? Hygge?”

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Luke: “Louis”

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Luke: “Now, I’m trying to Google this… ‘punches Hitler’… I love to type ‘Hitler’ into my search bar”

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Luke: “Potential spam. Not today, Satan”

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Luke: “That’s your hygge”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned after Luke played the purposefully jankily-edited drop of Andrew saying “I’m a podcaster and I care who knows it, baby!”

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