Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Eugh! That’s disorienting!”

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Andrew: “He came out that way, man!”

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Andrew: “I Just Crop-Dusted You With My Singing”

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Andrew: “I can’t even get my chicken to work!”

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Andrew: “I have no idea… what is in the soul of the stranger”

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Andrew: “I know you want me to sneeze more on mic; but, I can’t bring myself to do it, Luke. I’m shy. I’m a shy sneezer”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna… lift you up on angel’s wings here in a little bit; but, keep going”

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Andrew: “I’m shy. I’m a shy sneezer”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ!”

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Andrew: “Just do it!”

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Andrew: Muting half of a sneeze

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh! You did!? Oh! Wait. Am I holding it!? Oh my gosh!”

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Andrew: Saying “Give ’em the bird” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “Mr. I’m Meticulous” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Some people… break weird… late in life”

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Andrew: “The balls on this guy!”

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Andrew: “Things were… hot, my friends! Hot!”

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Andrew: “What I’m trying to do is just say ‘flip the bird’. Cuz, I would never say ‘flick the bird,’ weirdly”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yet, somehow, me, Mr. I’m Meticulous… I don’t wanna hear that… I don’t wanna hear that coming back at me either. Wait a second. I need to delete what I just said (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke: “Angry, old crusty person”

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Luke: “As the… alcohol was… corroding my brain”

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Luke: “But, there is something about Paris Hilting [sic]“

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Luke: Glitch in the connection while Luke was talking

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Luke: “I Can Smell Your Voice”

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Luke: “I have been lotioning this bad boy up”

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Luke: “I have been lotioning this bad boy up… Note to self… that’s the last time I’m ever gonna say, ‘lotioning this bad boy up’ on the show”

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Luke: “I want a do-over, please”

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Luke: “Note to self… that’s the last time I’m ever gonna say, ‘lotioning this bad boy up’ on the show”

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Luke: “Really!?”

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Luke: Re-enacting Andrew’s half-muted sneeze

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Luke: Saying “I had to… correct them” as Grady from “The Shining”

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Luke: “There is something about the soul of a Hilting”

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Luke: “W-W this and W-W that. Let’s W-W-dot explain it”

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Luke and Andrew: “The middle finger guy! (The middle finger guy! He’s back!)”

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Andrew: “Can we start over, please?”

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Andrew: “Do you know there’s a lotta cops named ‘Andrew Walsh’?”

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Andrew: “Heavy duty winter stuff”

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Andrew: “Hey, everybody! Welcome to a Tuesday edition of TBTL!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care!”

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Andrew: “I gave up on myself years and years ago”

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Andrew: “It also reminds me… of… just how… little I actually know about football. Like, just the… the… the glacier of… I guess ‘iceberg’ is the word you’re looking for there, Andrew. The iceberg of knowledge of football”

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Andrew: “It’ll be fine. It’ll be fine”

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Andrew: “It’s about expectations, Luke. I gave up on myself years and years ago”

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Andrew: “My brain just turned to jelly… And, I started playing Wordle again”

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Andrew: “Porn pills!”

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Andrew: Saying “Will not answer” in a robotic manner

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Andrew: “The iceberg of knowledge of football”

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Andrew: “They even laughed at the ridiculousness of trying to explain what that meant. And, then, my brain just turned to jelly… And, I started playing Wordle again”

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Andrew: “We’ve been there during some pretty heavy winter stuff”

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Andrew: “Yes it does!”

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Andrew: “Yes, of course. They’re not sisters. They’re cousins. What am I talking about? Oh my God! I’m sorry. Can we start over?”

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Andrew and Luke: “4… 4… 4 (You can definitely)”

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Luke: “Do it, Kels! Do it!”

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Luke: “Do it, Kels. Do it, Kels”

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Luke: Saying “I can’t do that, Andrew” in a robotic manner

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Luke: “Wow! All I can say is, ‘Wow!'”

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Luke: “You know, Andrew. I’d like to offer you an apology, right here, right now”

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Andrew: “And, I loved it!”

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Andrew: “And, I’m not trying to be a… party pooper here”

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Andrew: “Do you want a boy toy or a girl toy?”

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Andrew: “Do you want a boy toy?”

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Andrew: “Excuse my language; but… fuck you!”

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Andrew: “Fuck you!”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke… Sorry… I’m a little outta breath”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha! I don’t even know how you ring the bell… but, I got one!”

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Andrew: “Hold on. Let me see… Okay. I’m back”

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Andrew: “I find the whole thing… unironically delightful!”

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Andrew: “I mean, who gives a shit?”

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Andrew: Laughing under the e-mail intro drop

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Andrew: Making a death rattle sound

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Andrew: “Take that, Cobra Commander!”

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Andrew: “These are straight leg, no pleats… thank God”

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Andrew: “This is so goddamn boring”

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Andrew: “We can’t let women M&M’s be women M&M’s anymore!”

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Andrew: “We’re gonna need more cough buttons”

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Andrew: “What part of ‘I’m a cowboy. I’m a robot’ don’t you understand?”

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Luke: “Could this be the show pic? Could this be the show sext?”

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Luke: “How far will Luke take this?”

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Luke: “I need 3 more ccs of memory… stat!”

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Luke: “Let’s go rebrandin'”

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Luke: Singing “In the city of Turlock”

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Luke: “Well, Andrew, you have just pooped on my party”

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Luke and Andrew: “GoDaddy? More like, ‘StopDaddy'”

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Andrew: “Also, RIP my dignity. What a day! It happens in threes”

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Andrew: “Err, badaboom”

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Andrew: “Err, badaboom” #2

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Andrew: “Goddamnit, Colin!”

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Andrew: “I did a Washington flush this morning”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m being so critical about the apology”

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Andrew: “I just wanted… I just wanted to say ‘badaboom'”

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Andrew: “I’m bleeding, Luke”

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Andrew: “I’ve never been turned down my–by own voice before. That’s not true”

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Andrew: “If you get credit… it’s gonna sink you!”

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Andrew: “It was just bad Tim-ing… Mmm, badaboom!”

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Andrew: “Mmm, badaboom!”

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Andrew: “Mmm, badaboom!” #2

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Andrew: “Oh! Holy shit!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, or she… just might be a jork… Uhh, badaboom! (Have an opinion already, Björk)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You don’t remember this? No, I have no memory of this happening. Are you serious!? I’m being totally serious!”

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Luke: “I don’t know… why… I’m using this example”

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Luke: Saying “Uh… this is why, this is why you gotta let Genevieve handle the… gear” in a funny manner

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Luke: “The answer is always ‘Yes'”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just… downloaded that at random… (Mmm) and, just… let go and let God, Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for tweeting at Luke and Andrew regarding the follow-up video

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Andrew: “Grab the nuggs”

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Andrew: “I don’t know millimeters”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. I’m just throwing ideas out here”

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Andrew: “I thought we were still talking about the teenagers in 1986. Sorry, what? Huh? What are you doing?”

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Andrew: “I won’t do it; but, my God, that would be funny”

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Andrew: “I’ve been… dinking around on Minecraft too much lately”

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Andrew: “It’s me! Gotcha!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Secure the nuggs!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, what? Huh? What are you doing?”

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Andrew: “Sucking on a chili dog”

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Andrew: “Sucking on a chili dog outside the Tastee-Freez”

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Andrew: “That’s fresh!”

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Andrew: “The M is for ‘Micro’… The S is for ‘Soft'”

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Andrew: “This is filthier than I thought”

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Andrew: “Well, tattoos happen at night”

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Andrew: “Well… Horse Island was a bad idea”

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Andrew: “You should be thankful that you were able to watch The Twenty!”

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Andrew: “You should drop down on your knees and thank God we permitted you, mortal, to watch The Twenty!”

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Luke: “And, even though… Nina Totenberg… freshens up her résumé… when she hears us say it… This is NPR”

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Luke: “Andrew, if you think I’m gonna dribble off my Bobbie Brooks for you”

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Luke: “Dribble off your Bobbie Brooks and do what I please?”

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Luke: “I already kinda know… how this goes, everyone”

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Luke: “I guess I’m getting a tattoo later today? (Okay)”

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Luke: Saying “It’s-a me, not John Prine!” in a stereotypical Italian accent

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Luke: “Secure the nuggs!”

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Luke: Singing “Just call me Tattoo of the Morning, baby”

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Luke: Singing “Well then Ol’ Diane, we oughta run off to the city”

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Luke: “That is a real den of iniquity down there”

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Luke: “This is NPR”

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Luke: “This is how screwy my brain is”

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Luke: “What rhymes with, ‘May I escalate the intimacy?'”

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Luke: “What’s it like to have no desire to be cool?”

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