Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “911: Dubuque”

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Andrew: “And, here’s the cheeky game”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit!”

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Andrew: “Everything about this hurts me”

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Andrew: “I have no excuses today. The bins are in and the date is right. I have no excuse to… to flop around verbally today”

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Andrew: “It’s LA, baby!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No! I think it’s good… But, I think it’s cheeky”

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Andrew: “Those garbage collectors are playing a cheeky little game with me, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Why am I doing this? Oh my goodness”

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Andrew: “Yeah. Let’s just move on. Let’s just do Top Stories”

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Listener Rachel: “Blue Ridge, Blue Ridge! We had bad cheers! We haven’t won a meet in 16 years! Go Blue Ridge!”

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Luke: “Baton Rouge!”

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Luke: “Bing-Bong!”

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Luke: “Bing-Bong!” #2

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Luke: “Bing-Bong!” #3

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Luke: “Bing-Bong!” #4

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Luke: “Bing-Bing!” #5

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Luke: “Bing!”

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Luke: “Can you believe… that Sean Spicer was actually… Left Shark in ‘I Can Hear You Dance’? Ken Jeong was floored! Jenny McCarthy almost couldn’t believe… who was… in that… digital avatar of a crypto punk”

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Luke: “Daddy please love me?”

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Luke: “Did any of the ‘Bing-Bong’ stuff make its way into your life?”

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Luke: “Ding! Ding! Ding! Dong! Ding! Ding! Ding! Dong!”

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Luke: “Ding! Ding! Ding! Dong! Ding! Ding! Ding! Dong!” [Edited]

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Luke: “Jesus Christ!”

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Luke: “Jesus Christ!” #2

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Luke: “Jesus Christ!!!”

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Luke: “Judge not Steve Harvey lest thee be judged”

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Luke: “Let’s be honest… Luke’s… 5’10”, 112 pounds… Probably… not… going to beat Evergreen Lutheran… But… you’re really… trying your hardest”

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Luke: “My brain… My bad, bad brain”

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Luke: “Never hoid of him!”

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Luke: Saying “I want to suck your blood!” as Vampire Gilbert Gottfried

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Luke: “Shasta McNasty”

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Luke: Singing “From… Dad…dy… get… a… kiss… from!”

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Luke: “When this bell dings, we answer… Okay?”

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Luke: “Why? Why, Luke?”

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Luke: “You gotta want it… to win it… and want it more! You got to want it… to win it… and we want it more!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I could be wrong; so… please… be gentle with me. God ain’t finished with me yet, y’all (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “Aaay! Job done!”

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Andrew: “Andrew Walsh: He’ll keep you there!”

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Andrew: “By the way, this was truly a coincidence; and, you don’t believe in a God”

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Andrew: “Do it. I’d have no idea”

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Andrew: “I don’t know where this is gonna go!”

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Andrew: “I just realized I can blame you for something, which is great”

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Andrew: “I love it! A stranger is just a friend you haven’t met”

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Andrew: “I was monitoring this on my Excite-O-Meter!”

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Andrew: “I’m breaking down over here”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna edit that so that I say it confidently”

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Andrew: “I’m just… starting strong today”

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Andrew: “I’m not even gonna get… close to my keyboard to play my Bull”

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Andrew: “I’m not, like, doing it for my Q rating. I did it cuz I was drunk”

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Andrew: “It looked right in my brain, but sounded wrong in my mouth”

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Andrew: “Just calm down, snowflake”

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Andrew: Making mouth clicking sounds and saying “I’m breaking down over here”

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Andrew: “Oh! Wait! Yes!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah, dawg. That’s the 1975. Type it in, Luke!”

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Andrew: Saying “Okay” as Bull from Night Court

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Andrew: Saying “Okay” as Bull from Night Court #2

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Andrew: Saying “Okay” as Bull from Night Court #3

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Andrew: “Some famous deplorable”

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Andrew: “That was a… bad thing for me to hit”

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Andrew: “That’s the answer that the Internet gave me”

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Andrew: “There’s a C, there’s an L. There’s an E, there’s an O, there’s a P… There’s an A? There’s a T, there’s an R… (Okay)”

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Andrew: “There’s an I, there’s an E, and there’s a U”

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Andrew: “This isn’t about his antibodies!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good stuff… Good stuff. Good stuff… Good stuff… Good stuff”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where is oral fixation? Who is… oral fixation?”

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Andrew and Luke: TBTL: An Embarrassment of Bulls (and getting mentioned for providing clips of Bull from Night Court saying “Okay”)

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Luke: “Aaay! That’s job done!”

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Luke: “And, a Luke is just a person who gets a lotta things wrong”

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Luke: “Buddy, Cuddy and Duddy”

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Luke: “I mean, talk about a Zelig-like figure of… of terribleness!”

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Luke: “It’s an embarrassment of Bulls”

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Luke: “More Bull than any other podcast out there”

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Luke: Saying “Wine and women. Wine and women” in a backmasking manner

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Luke: “Stop all the downloading, Andrew”

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Luke: “Trigger warning: I don’t know how trigger warning works”

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Luke: “What a hellscape!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Does it… count as a trigger warning (Mo) if you say it after you the thing that’s triggering?”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s the Year of the Monkey and I’m still writing the Year of the Dragon on my checks (Mmm-hmm. Yes)”

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Andrew: “3 on the tree… 4 on the floor”

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Andrew: “Chicka-chicka!”

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Andrew: “Chicka-chicka!” #2

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Andrew: “I have zero of those things”

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Andrew: “I just… can’t take it anymore!”

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Andrew: Imitating the David from the Basement drop

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna be in the fart locker with you guys”

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Andrew: “Oh, is that ‘Chase Me All the Way’?”

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Andrew: “Thank you, sir”

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Andrew: “Tim, don’t listen to Luke”

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Andrew: “You know I love things chopped and screwed”

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Andrew and Luke: “I dunno how we ended up where we are… Do any of us? Honestly?”

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Andrew and Luke: “No. Making stuff up is easier than actually doing… Yeah, you’re right. I was trying to get myself an out, you son of a gun!”

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Andrew and Luke: “What’s the noun of mundane? Munda… mundacity? (TBTL?)”

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Luke: “Earmuffs, everyone”

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Luke: “Haas, Hass [ph], Hassy [ph]“

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Luke: “I have discovered something; and, I’m not proud of it”

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Luke: “I haven’t tested any of the other emotional states other than swearing”

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Luke: “It should just go… poof!”

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Luke: Saying “Shoot… the glass” as Hans Gruber

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Luke: Saying “Shoot… the glass” as Max Gruber #2

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Luke: Singing a few notes from Yello’s “Oh Yeah”

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Andrew: “8:05, 8:06, 9 AM, 9:31, 9:37, 9:49”

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Andrew: “And, it definitely feels like I’ve contracted something. That’s how it feels right now”

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Andrew: “Cuz, you know, how much I hate an uncomfortable silence, right?”

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Andrew: “God! My swaft’s been hurting me lately too. I’ve been going to the gym”

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Andrew: “I actually have something I wanna… say about this”

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Andrew: “I am the worst!”

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Andrew: “I have a bit of an infection myself”

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Andrew: Imitating the sound of a conversation over a flaky connection

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Andrew: “I’d kill for that hair. Geez, Louise”

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Andrew: “Luke! Luke”

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Andrew: “Luke! There’s one–I just looked down at my phone! There’s one coming in right now!!”

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Andrew: “Me-mes!”

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Andrew: “Oh my gosh. Are we starting to… see a bright light? And, then… Or, a light at the end of the tunnel, I should say”

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Andrew: Quiet “Rawr”

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Andrew: “This just popped in my head”

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Andrew: “Tiller Swaft [ph]“

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Andrew: “We are… chock-a-block… with Saras today”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that’s right. I got Arthur drops… Kids TV show, Arthur… That’s what I’m, that’s what I’m bringing… that’s what I’m bringing to this drop fight”

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Andrew: “You know how my brain just leaks information”

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Luke: “Can I just have one thing, of this, that I’m better at than you?”

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Luke: “I don’t have the mental… brains… for it”

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Luke: “I forget what he did; but, he did a bad”

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Luke: “No… Go nuts”

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Luke: “Shut up!! I can see it… I don’t need you anymore”

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Luke: Singing “Just like Ronnie said. Just like Ronnie said. Be my little baby”

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Luke: “That is… not cool, Carson Daly! Not cool”

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Luke and Andrew: “Louis. Louis”

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Andrew: “Are you watching what I’m watching?”

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Andrew: “Boy-boy”

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Andrew: “Boy-boy” #2

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Andrew: “Boy-boy” #3

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Andrew: “Boy-boy. If you and I… I dunno why I just said, ‘boy-boy’… But, boy-boy”

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Andrew: “Could I be a plant?”

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Andrew: “Do I need to turn this down to get you there?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “And, Meg Ryan?”

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Andrew: “Goddamn! I gotta get to Jake Paul fast here; because, I’m sinking”

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Andrew: “Hey… VH-1! I know the 80s… sort of”

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Andrew: “I hadn’t… visited this corner of Twitter”

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Andrew: “I just came up with a life rule, I think”

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Andrew: “I just wanted a magic mouse”

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Andrew: “I thought it said, ‘Silk farting: for a day or for a lifetime'”

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Andrew: “I’m not wrong. Society is”

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Andrew: “Is there an international cabal of evil spies trying to get you?”

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Andrew: “Never spend more than 60 dollars at a state fair”

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Andrew: “Now it’s time to talk about the damn rat”

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Andrew: “Peel the banana!”

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Andrew: “Peel the banana! Peel the banana”

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Andrew: “People are bad”

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Andrew: “The thing is, I was middle-aged when I was 19 years old”

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Andrew: “Time to peel the banana”

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Andrew: “We had a few other things that… went nowhere, actually”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’ve got that old man thing happening now”

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Luke: “I can’t decide… if I’m… if I’m good or bad at being quarantined, Andrew”

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Luke: “I see you’ve got a case of the chew-daddies”

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Luke: “Oh! That’s great!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Making alarm sounds

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Luke: Saying “Alright. I gotta go Steve. Thanks. Good talking to you. Bye” as Donald Trump

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Luke: Singing “Arms up… for Jesus. Arms up… Arms up… for Jesus. Arms up”

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Luke: Singing “Beanie rap… it’s a beanie rap”

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Luke: Singing “Patty Lee, shine the light on me; cuz, there’s something I don’t understand”

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Luke: “Talk about silk farting”

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Luke: “That sticks in my craw”

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Luke: “Welcome to Medina, Washington… Talk about silk farting”

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Luke: “What… did Olivia Colman do?”

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Luke: “Yeah, it got me”

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Luke: “You got me good, Dad”

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Luke and Andrew: “Our show is built mostly on terrible responses. We know… about… terrible, inchoate responses. And, that one… that one runs laps around our worst work… And, then, I say something!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Remember to peel the banana. And, also… no mountain too tall. And, good luck to all”

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