Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “I am the wrong hands!”

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Andrew: “I’m losing my faith in humanity”

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Andrew: “I’m losing my faith in humanity. We’ll talk about that tomorrow; but, I think I am”

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Andrew: “It has been a weird… couple of years. Anybody point that out yet?”

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Andrew: “It’s all Wolfgang Puck bullshit now”

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Andrew: “My brother-in-law from another mother-in-law”

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Andrew: “No offense, McCafé. I realize you’re on a different level. Geez Louise. Calm down, McCafé”

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Andrew: “Was she gonna, like… Mary Poppins the ice into it?”

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Andrew: “We really do need to talk about your life”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m making a machine that would… start to control the weather in certain ways. (Oh, that’s good. That’ll never fall into the wrong hands) I am the wrong hands!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’ve… you’ve… one-upped me… I big-dogged ya. Ya big-dogged me… You got, you caught the bug… during a global pandemic”

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Luke: “Shoot the alligator that’s closest to the boat”

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Luke: Singing “We are young. We are free”

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Luke: “They made the bad screen fly”

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Luke: “Why did I start reading this, Andrew?”

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Andrew: “From Daddy Comcast… or, Comcast Daddy”

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Andrew: “Googahs and doodads”

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Andrew: “I feel like I’m floating in space right now”

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Andrew: “I wanna confess something to you here”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna weigh in on the bun… situation”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, Jessica! I’m sorry that this is your show!”

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Andrew: “It’s a new year. It’s a new Andrew. It’s a new Blurs”

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Andrew: “It’s not… a bad… apology!”

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Andrew: “Just because I call them ‘my Comcast Daddy’, doesn’t mean I have Stockholm syndrome”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. We gotta try acid”

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Andrew: “This is… this is jank box”

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Andrew: “Using our… googahs and doodads”

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Andrew: “Well, lemme say one bad thing and one good thing”

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Andrew: “What the heck is going on?”

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Andrew: “Wouldn’t it be fun if I could just project those on to the wall. Like, not put down a screen or anything, cuz it… doesn’t matter. But, like… just go full hippie, psychedelic… studio in here”

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Andrew: “You also thought it was funny; cuz, it is funny. And, it looks funny”

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Luke: “A bidet bi-duilt? [ph]“

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Luke: “I wanted to… acquire something that would calm or fill whatever… laser balding-shaped hole there is in my heart”

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Luke: “It sucked!”

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Luke: “Our hotel room in Hawaii… had a bidet… bi-duilt [ph] into it”

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Luke: “That’s really farting through silk”

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Luke: “This is… artisanal podcasting, my friend”

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Luke: “We’ll talk… silly glasses and… robot nibbles”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s some real weird shit going down. Oh, man. We gotta try acid”

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Andrew: “At least, I didn’t… do it”

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Andrew: “But… don’t!”

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Andrew: “Hug first… Ask questions later”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if you… heard about this thing called the ‘Internet'”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna put anybody on Front Street because it involves their job”

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Andrew: “I gotta find some ragtime on this [bleep]ing thing!”

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Andrew: “I was the dingus”

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Andrew: “I’m missing my Dick Clark”

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Andrew: “I’m still pretty far away from the point I’m trying to make… So, sorry… everybody”

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Andrew: “It takes me 15 minutes to open a bathroom door these days”

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Andrew: “It would be doubly worse to have that awkwardness but, also know that, I was the dingus”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm! Mmm-hmm!!”

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Andrew: “No, I don’t think I can dip in on this”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m in here!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Sorry, I talked over your… power out. So… here we are. Power out”

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Andrew: “Splooch”

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Andrew: “That one was… absolutely useless”

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Andrew: “This is supposed to be what’s on KIXI right now… That doesn’t sound like my KIXI! What is this feedback!? What is this!?”

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Andrew: “Uhh! I love fingerling potatoes!”

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Andrew: “We now own Walmsley”

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Andrew: “What does it say about the ‘brown frown’?”

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Andrew: “What if it’s like the Yucca Mountain of Nazi propaganda?”

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Andrew: “What is wrong with you? Honestly! What is wrong with you, you psychopath?”

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Andrew: “Yes, we were… always drunk when we have these conversations”

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Andrew: “You know? You gotta be a goldfish, Luke”

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Andrew and Luke: “20-12! 20-12! (Oh, man)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Genevieve once walked in on Kevin McCarthy’s son taking a poop… Umm… Excuse me?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t want to… start off on the wrong foot today… but we do have to talk; because, you and I… are at odds… over something… in the cultural (Really?) landscape here”

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Luke: “It’s another… Andrew ‘W’ Wednesday. Where’s my bell? It’s a Wednesday where Andrew gets the W”

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Luke: Making electric guitar sounds

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Luke: Saying “Call me, ‘Mr. Butterfingers'” as Emo Philips

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Luke: Saying “Excuse me” in a funny, drawn out manner

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Luke: Saying “In here!” in a funny, drawn out manner

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Luke: Saying “Kirsten!” in a funny, drawn out manner

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Luke: Singing “Go little rock star”

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Luke: Singing a portion of “The Entertainer”

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Luke: “This could be… our… pasta”

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Luke: “Umm… Excuse me?”

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Luke: “We’re interviewing… Kristen [sic] Dunst!”

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Luke: “Yes! I know you’re married!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s another Burbank ‘W’ Wednesday, my friend. Nice”

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During the Donors of the Day segment of the show, Luke and Andrew (mostly Luke) said the name “Nuts on Clark” a total of 9 times. Of course, I had to create a supercut of all 9 of those:

Luke and Andrew: “Nuts on Clark” Supercut

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Andrew: “Andy’s got some opinions”

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Andrew: “Did that get confusing for anybody involved?”

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Andrew: “Fuck Da Smart Lock”

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Andrew: “Go suck an egg!”

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Andrew: “I also have a lot of filthy files”

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Andrew: “I am so paranoid about sending the wrong thing to the wrong person”

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Andrew: “I have not messed around with these”

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Andrew: “I’ll pluck that problematic mole out for ya?”

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Andrew: “I’m crabby… Last night was a terrible, terrible night… for Browns fans”

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Andrew: “It is true that I don’t like asking for things”

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Andrew: “Nuts on Clark!”

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Andrew: “They take you behind a barn, they spank you and holler at you; which, is the worst. And, then, they kill you”

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Andrew: “We need to block off about 4 hours, cuz… Andy’s got some opinions”

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Andrew: “Well, language alert here, but I passed a bumper sticker in Hawaii that says… ‘Fuck Da Smart Lock'”

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Andrew: “You also have a Roomba named ‘Randy’. Did that get confusing for anybody involved?”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned for providing a link to the SNL skit with the “You know, you gotta eat that microphone” clip

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Luke: “Austin is gonna be alright, alright, alright”

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Luke: “First, I tried to get Randy the Roomba to do it”

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Luke: “Grab me something from Nuts on Clark!”

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Luke: “I just wanna apologize to everyone I work with for all the hassle that I create for everybody”

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Luke: “Listen to your intuition, Burbs!”

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Luke: “Nuts on Clark”

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Luke: “Nuts on Clark” #2

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Luke: “Nuts on Clark” #3

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Luke: “Nuts on Clark” #4

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Luke: “Nuts on Clark” #5

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Luke: “Nuts on Clark” #6

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Luke: “Nuts on Clark” #7

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Luke: “Nuts on Clark” #8

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Luke: “Our… former colleague, Dave Ross… loved Nuts on Clark. He’s always talking about Nuts on Clark. He always wants to get something from Nuts on Clark”

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Luke: “Thanks for going Nuts on Clark”

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Luke: “We may need emergency surgery in the studio”

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Luke and Andrew: “Have you, ever in your life, like, in this kind of situation, uploaded a file that you didn’t preview? Of course, not. But, I also have a lot of filthy files”

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