Clips From TBTL #3589

Andrew: “‘#FuckDaVax'”

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Andrew: “‘Fuck da vax'”

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Andrew: “‘Fuck penicillin'”

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Andrew: “All of my dreams are coming true”

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Andrew: “Bring me back to my bubble! Yes, I live in a bubble; and, I love my bubble!”

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Andrew: “Fuck this thing”

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Andrew: “Genevieven”

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Andrew: “Genevieven” #2

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Andrew: “I knew I shouda made a left turn at Albuquerque!”

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Andrew: “I say it both ways”

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Andrew: “Mmm-eh, what’s up, Zocdoc!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, guys. It’s me, Andrew. I’m, I’m working on a new character. It’s called… Bugs Bunny does an ad for Zocdoc. But, it’s not… it’s… not going super great”

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Andrew: “What… is going on!?”

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Andrew: “What… is going on!? Bring me back to my bubble! Yes, I live in a bubble; and, I love my bubble! What’s so going with bubbles?”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, I like the idea that, when we’re in the mood, we can just switch this baby on. Just… power this baby up… (Mmm-hmm) Either way, it’s a baby”

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Andrew and Luke: “You… (Yeah!) started this new year by… blowing my mind… right before the show”

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Luke: “I love me… some Dateline NBC and those types of programs”

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Clips From TBTL #3588

Andrew: “Am I? Am I? Am I?”

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Andrew: “Here we go again!”

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Andrew: “It’s not often I say this to you; but, no”

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Andrew: “No noose is… good news”

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Andrew: “Time went on; but, they never came back”

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Luke: “No matter how much alcohol I apply to this problem, it doesn’t become clearer!”

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Luke: Singing “Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Eyes and ears and mouth and nose… Head and shoulders, knees and toes”

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Luke: Singing “I’m goin’ to Jackson… turn-a loosen my coat”

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Luke: Singing “I’m not sure if you’re wrong… but, I know you ain’t right”

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Luke: Singing “Mama, take these clothes off. I can’t use them anymore”

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Luke: Singing “We got married in a fever”

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Luke: Singing “Yeah, you’re going to Jackson… ‘Goodbye,’ that’s all she wrote”

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Luke: “We got married in a fever… hotter than a pepper sprout”

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Luke: “When you are very cold in the snow, and you lie down, and then you feel warm”

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Luke and Andrew: “You thought I was gonna say Virginia… I did… I really did. (You were right) You got me. You owe me an apology”

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Clips From TBTL #3587

Andrew: “I don’t know what’s happening with this show. I have no idea what’s happening with your brain”

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Andrew: “I’m loving this, Luke!”

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Andrew: “La-la-la-la-la or na-na-na-na-na”

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Andrew: “Okay, Google”

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Andrew: “Okay, Google… What’s it like to be cool?”

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Andrew: Singing “Doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop”

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Andrew: Singing “La-la-la-la-la”

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Andrew: Singing “Na-na-na-na-na”

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Andrew: “Ted Nugent… he’s a problem; but, Stranglehold is a… good song”

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Andrew: “The La-La… Na-Na Quiz”

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Andrew: “This is a place where I can’t go with you, Luke”

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Andrew: “Yngwie something-something”

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Andrew: “Zuck the Fips”

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Luke: “Hey, Gorgle… What’s it like to be cool?”

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Luke: “Hey, Siri”

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Luke: “Hey, Siri… Hey, Siri… You shitting me?”

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Luke: “I love… me some Coldplay”

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Luke: Making a series of funny sounds

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Luke: Making a series of funny sounds [Short]

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Luke: Pronouncing “Promo” funny

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Luke: Singing “Give it up… Give it up… Baby, give it up”

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Luke: Singing “Oh, no… Oh, no”

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Luke: Singing a portion of “Land of 1000 Dances”

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Luke: Singing a portion of “Land of 1000 Dances” #2

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Luke: Singing and trying to remember lyrics to “How Deep is Your Love” by the Bee Gees

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Luke: “So, we try to do this in, sort of, bite size… chunks for us; so, that, we’ll be fresh, we’ll be funny, we’ll be flirty… We’ll be… all the important Fs”

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Luke: “Thou shalt not not get jiggy with it”

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Luke: “We will be getting jiggy with it”

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Luke: “What does Deez Nuts Brandeis say?”

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Luke: “You shitting me?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh… God bless you, Deez Nuts… Wait, what!?”

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Clips From TBTL #3586

Andrew: “Ahh!”

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Andrew: “I thought maybe that was gonna end with the ‘Whom’ thing”

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Andrew: “Judge not… that ye… be not judged”

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Andrew: “Not to take this to Bathroom Town”

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Andrew: “Oh! You gotta be kidding me!”

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Andrew: Singing “Please do!”

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Andrew: “The Bible is filth… Just filthy at times”

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Andrew: “The Old Testament is kinda gloomy”

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Andrew: “Why do I have this tape?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sometimes windshield wipers are a pain in the… I’m gonna say this… a pain in the keister to replace, Luke! (Whoa) Like–I know. I’m sorry… Earmuffs”

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Luke: “Everything I say sounds like a humble brag”

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Luke: “God, bard or LOTR”

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Luke: “Grass, gas or ass. Nobody rides for free”

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Luke: “Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!”

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Luke: “I don’t know what kind of… tricks my prostate is playing on me these days”

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Luke: “I think I was really, really starting to lose my mind”

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Luke: “Is that Bill Shakespeare over there?”

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Luke: “Ish”

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Luke: “It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for Luke to keepeth his own score”

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Luke: “Now, I don’t know if taking a drug… will help me regain my mind”

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Luke: Singing “Don’t you… forget about me”

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Luke: Singing “The B-I-B-L-E… Yes, that’s the book for me. I stand upon the Word of God. The B-I-B-L-E”

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Luke: “Thus… verily, verily, I say to thee, Andrew… we should begin this quiz”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I sing the last two episode of Winter Games? Please do!”

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Clips From TBTL #3585

Clips of Andrew and Luke saying “bollocks” and “bullocks” from #3585 can be found at: Clips From TBTL #3585: Bullocks and Bollocks Edition

In addition to Andrew and Luke saying “bollocks” and “bullocks” a lot on the show, they also said “spotted dick” a few times. Below is a supercut of those clips:

Andrew and Luke: Spotted dicks

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Andrew: “A nant… a gill… a dean… a beck… or a frome”

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Andrew: “I know that spotted dick is something”

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Andrew: “I’ll give you a lot more time to think about what you’re hearing”

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Andrew: “Lardy cake”

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Andrew: “Let’s just… lean on slang, not, not filth here”

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Andrew: “Luke, I’m gonna start over”

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Andrew: “Oh, man!”

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Andrew: “Oh, you son of a…!!”

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Andrew: “Oh… let me just do it!”

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Andrew: “Oi! And, good luck to all”

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Andrew: “Oi! We were caught in”

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Andrew: “Oi! You got some pineapples?”

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Andrew: “Pan fingers”

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Andrew: “Spotted dick”

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Andrew: “Spotted dick” #2

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Andrew: “That’s bullocks!”

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Andrew: “That’s the dog’s bullocks!”

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Andrew: “The world leaves everyone behind”

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Andrew: “This feels fake”

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Andrew: “United, we also fall!”

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Andrew: “Yeah. But, I put a T in there. But, it’s… but, it’s England; so, you put a T into everything, right? They’re into T over there?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew was nervous about playing a piece of audio sent in by listener Paul without screening it first, plays it and ends up getting catrolled

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Andrew and Luke: “‘That’s the dog’s bullocks!’ meaning… goodness! (Bollocks)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Bullocks to that? Bollocks to that, yes”

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Andrew and Luke: “Bullocks… I have not pre-read this (Bollocks?)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I hesitate to bring this up; because, I don’t want you to start doing it again, and I know you will… (Mmm) Cuz, I know you”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s bullocks! Bollocks”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know… (Alright) I usually don’t do this. Uh-oh. Ugh. This is making me nervous”

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Luke: “‘ey, brah!”

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Luke: “Bollocks to that”

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Luke: “I think spotted dick is real”

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Luke: “I, I need to just… stifle what my brain is telling me to say to you right now, Andrew”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Leg it!!!”

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Luke: Singing “A needle pulling thread… Me, a name, I call myself!”

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Luke: Singing “Give me your hand” with a delay on the line

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Luke: “Spotted dick”

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Luke: “Spotted dick” #2

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Luke: “Spotted dick” #3

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Luke: “Well, I know spotted dick is real”

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Luke: Whistling “Walk Like an Egyptian”

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Luke: “You don’t forget something like spotted dick”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oi, governor!! The bobbies… the bobbies caught us trying to… steal from that… What was his shop again? Cobbler? (I think we’re going with cobbler) Trying to steal from that cobbler! Leg it!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke wants access to the Google Doc for the quiz but Andrew won’t share it, causing Luke to question the integrity of the quiz

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Luke and Andrew: “What a luxury! Right. What a luxury!”

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Clips From TBTL #3585: Bullocks and Bollocks Edition

In episode #3585, Andrew and Luke said either “bullocks” or “bollocks” a couple of dozen times. So, it made sense to create a supercut of all of those clips.

Andrew and Luke: Bullocks and Bollocks

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A couple of times after Andrew said “bullocks”, Luke would correct Andrew by saying “bollocks”. Below is a supercut of those corrections.

Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Bullocks” and Luke correcting with “Bollocks”

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Below are each of the individual clips of them saying “bullocks” and/or “bollocks”.

Andrew: “Bollocks or bullocks?”

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Andrew: “Bollocks”

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Andrew: “Bollocks” #2

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Andrew: “Bollocks” #3

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Andrew: “Bollocks” #4

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Andrew: “Bollocks!”

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Andrew: “Bullocks”

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Andrew: “Bullocks” #2

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Andrew: “Bullocks” #3

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Andrew: “Bullocks” #4

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Andrew: “Bullocks” #5

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Andrew: “Bullocks” #6

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Andrew: “Bullocks” #7

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Andrew: “Bullocks” #8

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Andrew: “Bullocks” #9

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Andrew: “Bullocks” #10

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Andrew: “Bullocks” #11

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Andrew: “Bullocks” #12

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Andrew: “Bullocks” #13

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Andrew: “Bullocks” #14

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Andrew: “Bullocks” #15

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Andrew: “Bullocks” #16

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Andrew: “Bullocks” #17

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Andrew: “Bullocks!”

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Luke: “Bollocks”

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Luke: “Bollocks” #2

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Luke: “Bollocks” #3

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Luke: “Bollocks” #4

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Luke: “Bollocks” #5

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Luke: “Bollocks?”

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