Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Can we stop that? I know I do this every year… but, just stop it!”

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Andrew: “Have I heard my last turkey gobble of Thanksgiving?”

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Andrew: “I know I do this every year”

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Andrew: “I’m not giving myself a gobble for that”

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Andrew: “Just stop it!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Luke, I’m not even joking… the next post below it? ‘Seeking broken-slash-unwanted snow blowers'”

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Andrew: “Oh, Old… Silent McKinley”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Is it a swan?”

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Andrew: “Oh… God! Johnson”

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Andrew: “Pollo not bravo on them”

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Andrew: “So, that’s a negative gobble for me”

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Andrew: “So, we’re gonna try to… do a bang-bang”

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Andrew: “This song is great; but, it’s a little lumpy”

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Andrew: Trying to remember portions of Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire”

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Luke: “JFK. Blown away. What else do I have to say”

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Andrew: “A-ha!”

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Andrew: “Aww, I wish I could do this over! I don’t wanna be around anymore”

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Andrew: “Can you hear me? Can you hear me now?”

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Andrew: “Can you hear me now?”

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Andrew: “Eat blank forever, Yelp. Blank you… Ah, that felt nice to say”

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Andrew: “Geez, Louise!”

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Andrew: “Hey! You wanna talk about nutcrackers for a second?”

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Andrew: “I asked Genevieve if, maybe, we could become a… nutcracker family”

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Andrew: “I hope to God… that you draw the Roy Donk card”

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Andrew: “I just… chose some random emojis to text you. I don’t know why you’re giggling like a schoolboy over there”

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Andrew: “I like eggplants.. and I like rainwater”

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Andrew: “It must have just been a glitch in the Internet”

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Andrew: “Now, you might have a fancier zoodler. In fact, I almost guarantee you do”

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Andrew: “Oh, I can already hear the e-mails clanking into my e-mail chamber”

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Andrew: “Oh, my goodness!! My… my pot was up”

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Andrew: “Put the zucchini butt… into the spikes”

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Andrew: Singing a series of ascending notes

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Andrew: Singing a series of ascending notes #2

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Andrew: “That is my happy place. That is my brain candy”

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Andrew: “This is a terrible way to start the show, Luke; but, let me ask you this… Can you hear me? Can you hear me now?”

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Andrew: “We have nice stuff now… Don’t sit on it”

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Andrew: “You can’t be mad at Yelp!, dude. Like, goddamn!”

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Andrew: “You didn’t pee on it, did you?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna say something here and it’s important that you listen to me very closely… Well. Time doesn’t exist”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is a terrible way to start the show, Luke; but, let me ask you this… Can you hear me? Can you hear me now? You’re not legally allowed to say that, by the way”

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Andrew and Luke: “You didn’t pee on it, did you? Was I not supposed to pee on it? I’m not sure!”

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Luke: Attempting to make the sound of Mario or Luigi going down a pipe in Super Mario Bros.

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Luke: Attempting to make the sound of Mario or Luigi going down a pipe in Super Mario Bros. #2

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Luke: “Because, I have no flipping idea how to do it”

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Luke: “Because… I wanna say something to you”

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Luke: “If I remember right, I just did it wrong”

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Luke: “It’s-a me, Mario”

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Luke: Singing “You’re not fully clean unless you’re Zest-fully clean”

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Luke: Singing a portion of the underground theme from Super Mario Bros.

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Luke: Singing the level clear song from Super Mario Bros.

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Luke: “Was I not supposed to pee on it?”

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Luke: “Where be your nutcracker, Mom?”

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Andrew: “And, I just start pouring sweat just thinking about that, man!”

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Andrew: “Be quiet! Somebody’s gonna hear you. Put it in your pocket”

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Andrew: “Booo!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh! Hey, you guys”

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Andrew: “Everyday is Thanksgiving for us!”

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Andrew: “I actually could probably quit right here”

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Andrew: “I don’t know I sucked myself into this… dilemma”

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Andrew: “I feel like, maybe, we can do this with your folks. Notice I said ‘we’… I don’t know I sucked myself into this… dilemma”

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Andrew: “I just like diner soup… Cuz, I’m a young, cool man”

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Andrew: “I love munchkins!”

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Andrew: “I… sincerely apologize for using the word ‘lover’ on yesterday’s show… I know people don’t like hearing me use the word ‘lover’… and, I made a commitment to never use the word ‘lover’ on the show. And… yesterday, I made the mistake of saying ‘lover’… and I apologize”

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Andrew: “Let’s get sloppy… Slop ’em up”

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Andrew: “My… God!”

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Andrew: “Nope, I don’t have the will power. I’m gonna have one bite and, then, I’m gonna just, like, nuke it”

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Andrew: “Now, you owe my shit”

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Andrew: “Oooh!”

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Andrew: “Vieves, is it, is it okay if I tell the story about the tweet?”

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Andrew: “What a laughing stock this guy is”

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Andrew: “When you leave… San Jose… you become sans Jose”

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Andrew: “You should see my hand right now. It’s in a metaverse”

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Andrew and Luke: “I can issue an apology, if you’d like… Uh, okay… I… sincerely apologize for using the word ‘lover’ on yesterday’s show… I know people don’t like hearing me use the word ‘lover’… and, I made a commitment to never use the word ‘lover’ on the show. And… yesterday, I made the mistake of saying ‘lover’… and I apologize”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, you’re doing what feels right in the moment. You don’t (Yeah) owe anybody shit, man”

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Luke: “Everyday is Hell for me”

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Luke: “I’m a… I’m a no on that, dog”

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Luke: “Not today, Satan”

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Luke: “You so San Jose-zy?”

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Luke: Singing “I have nothing… nothing!”

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Luke: Singing a portion of Green Day’s “Boulevard of Broken Dreams”

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Luke and Andrew: “The (Stay away from the 3rd rail) audacity! (Right!? Right?) The audacity!”

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Andrew: “Adele… One night only”

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Andrew: “And, one person I trust is me. Sort of. With some things”

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Andrew: “Good morning, your Honor”

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Andrew: “How am I gonna get out of jury duty!?”

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Andrew: “How do you feel about ‘lover’?”

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Andrew: “I am out of here!”

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Andrew: “I think I’m gonna… set myself up for ridicule here”

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Andrew: “I’ve never even been asked before. Just nice to be asked”

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Andrew: “It was a laar [ph] staircase”

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Andrew: “It’s murder 1… No, just joking! Just joking! Just joking”

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Andrew: “Laar [ph]“

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Andrew: “Luke, I am your doctor!”

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Andrew: “Meh!!”

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Andrew: “Oh, you just check out… you just check out of you brain for a long time”

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Andrew: “Stop HIPAA-ing yourself!”

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Andrew: “This is such a weird place to take this conversation”

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Andrew: “This is the part of the show where I compare myself to Adele. Everybody ready for this?”

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Andrew: “Walk off these chicken fingers”

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Andrew: “We are gonna be on Maui!”

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Andrew: “We’re still here for ya, baby!”

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Andrew: Whispering “Sorry. I’ll have a hamburger”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: “The water river of the sky? The atmospheric river?”

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Luke: “North of stranger, south of lover”

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Luke: “North of… strangers and south of lovers”

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Luke: Saying “Bronx!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “He… put his money where his butt is”

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Andrew: “I got a photo of this rabbit holding a baby… Did you get to that? Holy God!”

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Andrew: “I think you’re an AI… pod… pod host”

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Andrew: “I’m getting messages on my computer that I’ve never gotten before”

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Andrew: “Oh… I didn’t even get your joke. I thought you were just being weird”

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Andrew and Luke: “He’s a good writer… I’m not a (Yes) good reader”

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Andrew and Luke: “Who would’ve possibly (Yeah!) thunk it? It’s fart jokes”

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Luke: “Fill-in Phillie Phanatic”

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Luke: “I assume they spell that with a P-H… P-H-I-L… I-N P-H-A-N-I… T… I. Just don’t try to spell on the radio. That’s one of the first rules of… doing radio”

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Luke: Singing a portion of “Get Ready For This”

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Luke: “Would you consider becoming my colonoscopy buddy?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I would be so much better at this if I was AI… That would, that would involve some intelligence. Yeah… You’re A, no I”

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