Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “And, I’m still embarrassed about that”

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Andrew: “And, that’s why we don’t have guests”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Murder”

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Andrew: “I mean, I have some thoughts on this. I just don’t think they’re interesting”

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Andrew: “I warn you that this is not interesting”

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Andrew: “I warn you that this is not interesting; but… I mean… What we’re… That’s gonna come back to haunt me, isn’t it?”

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Andrew: “If you’re not… at the top of the mountain… change mountains”

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Andrew: “It’s not my aesthetic… I can’t say that word. I gotta find a better word that I can pronounce that means that”

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Andrew: “It’s not really my aes-vibe-ic”

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Andrew: “No! Are you kidding me?”

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Andrew: “Nope. That’s where it ends for me. Gluttony reigns. I will be eating way too much popcorn”

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Andrew: “Okay, no. I’m just gonna be honest, cuz I’m talking around it. I was rolling joints… Okay? Can we just say that?”

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Andrew: Saying “Hey! Maybe I can do this too” as Sylvester Stallone

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Andrew: Saying “No!?” in an Adam Duritz-like manner

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Andrew: Singing “Blurs, Blurs. Time for some Blursdays”

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Andrew: “So, when you think about… the radio… of the future… and the past… and what we do”

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Andrew: “SpaceHey… is a safe space, hey?”

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Andrew: “Speaker… play TBTL”

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Andrew: “That’s gonna come back to haunt me, isn’t it?”

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Andrew: “That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard”

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Andrew: “The Truth About Cops and Robbers”

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Andrew: “There’s no… no FOMO here”

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Andrew: “Well… I mean, I have some thoughts on this. I just don’t think they’re interesting… if I’m being honest with you”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, that’s something that I do sometimes. I’ll sit down, I’ll put on a movie… and, I’ll, I’ll, I’ll, I’ll roll up some doobs (Yeah)”

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Luke: “As we enter… the long… bare… wet… darkness. God! Part of that sounded dirtier than I expected”

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Luke: “Do electric space turkeys dream?”

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Luke: “Don’t you forget about your friend Death… Don’t you forget… that… someday you will die”

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Luke: “Like, Terry Gross, generally, it would seem, just kind of asks pretty direction questions… and, they’re pretty short… Because, she has actually, she’s confident in what she’s asking. I am not confident; therefore, I need a whole paragraph”

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Luke: “Ooh! I see a lot of myself in that”

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Luke: “Powerball!”

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Luke: “This is a relentingly entertain… entertaining podcast that we make”

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Luke: “Vibe-sthetic”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘Ella! Did you say ”Ella?'”

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Luke and Andrew: “I wished I liked weed more and alcohol less (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’ve relented on being entertaining; (Yes) and, in fact, it’s gonna be kinda boring”

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Andrew: “As Larry now as it was then”

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Andrew: “Ghost duck of Christmas future”

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Andrew: “Hey, Andrew. I’m your therapist… How’ve you been, kiddo?”

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Andrew: “I look a lot like Scrooge McDuck… in his night shirt, holding, like, a candle”

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Andrew: “I love Star Trek”

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Andrew: “I love and care too much. No”

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Andrew: “I was not allowed to use the L word… on this show anymore. You don’t like it”

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Andrew: “I’m just so scared of commitment to a TV show, I think”

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Andrew: “I… am gonna say something, I’m gonna just blaze a bold path here that I am… willing and ready to immediately… back away from”

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Andrew: “My… God! Laura! Laura! You can, you can survive anything!”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit”

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Andrew: “So, I wanna know what’s going on with my brain”

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Andrew: “That doesn’t seem right to me… But, I don’t have any better ideas. So, sure?”

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Andrew: “What I’m working with here, sucking in doesn’t do anything”

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Andrew: “What did my brain do last night… while I was asleep, that I wake up with… ‘If you wannabe my baby, you gotta get with my friends’?”

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Andrew: “You’re not allowed to Roy Orbison on this show, my friend”

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Andrew: Singing “What would we do without books?”

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Julian: Leaving a voicemail message with a joke

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Luke: “Boo-roo-rey [ph]“

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Luke: Making a sexy rattle or Roy Orbison purring sound

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Luke: “Stop climate pledging yourself”

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Luke: “You know what? It’s a, it’s an Andrew W Wednesday”

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Luke and Andrew: “How’s that? Don’t”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, it’s official… you’ve been dreaming about Britney Spears… And, Madonna… and, The Spice Girls (Yes)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Unlike my doctor… from what I understand, this therapist has not cradled your testicles… We don’t have to get into everything that happens in physical therapy!”

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Luke and Andrew: “What’s less sexy… having a normal human belly… or… urine-soaked… pants? Why can’t we have it all?”

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Andrew: “Am I dreaming too big?”

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Andrew: “Blurbs for Burbs”

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Andrew: “Hello, kids. I’m not one of you”

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Andrew: “I love the letter T… I throw it into everything… It’s just fun”

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Andrew: “I’d rather be a cosmonaut!”

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Andrew: “I’m hoping that… in 20 minutes or so, Luke, I’m gonna be the most popular kid on MySpace”

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Andrew: “I’m just waiting for the icy… grip of death… to wrap itself around my ankle and pull me down into the Netherworld”

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Andrew: “It felt a… little… interrogate-y… a little Abu Ghraib-y”

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Andrew: “Look at me with my big beard, outdoors in Australia”

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Andrew: Saying “Space hay” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “That’s close enough” in a Cockney accent

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Andrew: “We can like different things”

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Andrew: “What’s a Meta, you?”

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Andrew: “You know, my gene pool is like a cosmic… gumbo”

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Andrew: “You know, this is just plain old, I think, mid-life crisis bullshit”

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Andrew: “You know, this is just plain old, I think, mid-life crisis bullshit we’re dealing with here”

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Andrew: “Zoinks! I’m gonna smurf that beer”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, hey, Luke… Yeah… What do space horses eat?”

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Luke: “Burbs Blurbs”

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Luke: “I will look forward to the sweet embrace of death”

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Luke: “Now, even Andrews can tolerate TBTL”

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Luke: Saying “What’s-a matter, you?” in a faux Italian accent

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Luke: “That’s a bad choice of words”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just don’t remember, other than stalking… That’s a bad choice of words. Other than… sometimes, going to the page of somebody who I was being divorced from (I’m sorry. You can’t put that toothpaste back in)”

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Andrew: “But, I’ll watch it a million more times before I die”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what’s good, what’s not”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why that… just… clanged around in my brain today”

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Andrew: “I know nothing, nothing, nothing about that show, at all”

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Andrew: “Me, in the subway, softly into my mask. Nope. Backwards… Tom Waits wrote it… It’s a Tom Waits song”

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Andrew: Saying “Here we see that I have swept the floor” as Werner Herzog

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Andrew: Singing “Oops, there it goes, another rubber tree”

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Andrew and Luke: “Believe it or not, or even belieb it or not… (Mmm-hmm) we’re not that far away from starting to think about recording some Winter Games”

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Andrew and Luke: “Here’s the order of things that, that I would choose… in order of preference: I would take… (Okay) the whale first… prison second, and eating a spoonful of ranch third”

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Luke: “A needle in a needle stack”

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Luke: “Aw, I forgot about that!”

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Luke: “I don’t know how to say no!”

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Luke: “I was working on my Chopin!!”

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Luke: “I was working on my choppin’!!”

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Luke: “I’m bad at cooking, but I like to eat”

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Luke: “Oh… dongle!”

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Luke: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “She’s a… a phenomenal cook! Which is, a real plus in the girlfriend department, I’m gonna tell ya… Because… I’m bad at cooking, but I like to eat”

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Luke: Singing “Or, would you rather be a fish”

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Luke: Singing “Would you like to swing on a star… Carry moonbeams home in a jar”

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Luke: Singing a portion of the Friends theme song

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Luke: “What about Sarah Conners [sic] from the sitcom ‘The Conners’… hold the Roseanne”

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Luke and Andrew: “I believe he’s going to be consolidating some audio files… on to different storage devices (Oh, shit. I gotta do that) to keep everything”

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Andrew: “Ah… damnit!!”

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Andrew: “Dropbox, that’s where… that’s where they get ya!”

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Andrew: “How you like me now?”

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Andrew: “I haven’t done it since I was 11!”

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Andrew: “I still don’t know if my parents know. Don’t… anybody play this for them”

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Andrew: “I’ll be goldarned!”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. I’m in a mood today”

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Andrew: “It’s such a racket, man!”

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Andrew: “Just wants to spread the gospel of ranch”

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Andrew: “Like, fuck you!”

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Andrew: “Meanwhile… people are… dragging their french fries through dranch [sic]“

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Andrew: “Oh! Am… I’m, I’m over here. Oh, wait! No, I’m over here. Or, was I ever hear at all? Like, fuck you! Like, I, I don’t care… I’m sorry. I’m in a mood today”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! I messed that joke up!”

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Andrew: “Prid quo who?”

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Andrew: “Should we just quit?”

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Andrew: Singing “It’s Gerald”

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Andrew: “That’s where my brain is really broken”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I know that move! I haven’t done it since I was 11!”

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Andrew: “Your HBs-O, and your NetsFlix, and what-have-you”

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Luke: “I just wiggle it”

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Luke: “It doesn’t get the classic Andrew Walsh ‘F you’?”

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Luke: “It… bothers you!”

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Luke: “Prid crow… Prid quo whoa!”

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Luke: Saying “I found the rat!” as Christopher Walken

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Luke: Saying “Jamal.. Abdi… Jamal Abdi… A good TBTL donor” as a computer voice

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Luke: Singing “It could only be Gerald”

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Luke: Singing “Therabody was kung-fu fighting”

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Luke: “Well, in… in more ‘I’m over here. No, I’m over here. Fuck you’ art news”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, they sound pretty chill. Get over yourself. They sound fun”

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Luke and Andrew: “Things are gonna start happening to me… (happening to me now) now”

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Luke and Andrew: “We put the ‘pro’ in ‘quid… pro… quo’. We put the ‘no’ in ‘prid quo no’!”

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