Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Guitarist Joe Perry would love that”

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Andrew: “I have no… moral compunction”

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Andrew: “I was at Teddy’s tonight and I saw you; but, I didn’t wanna say ‘Hi'”

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Andrew: “I was so young when I gave that speech last night”

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Andrew: “I’m ashamed. I’m walking out to the ocean. I’ve been listening to too much La Batard”

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Andrew: “Like, I have no… moral compunction. I don’t know if I’m using that right… I’m foundering here!”

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Andrew: “Nobody ever sees them; but, they just give me pleasure”

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Andrew: “Oh, it’s just… it’s just so funny… Well, you know, it’s not funny. It’s just… it’s just so sweet and it makes you feel good”

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Andrew: Saying “Yeah, Joe Perry asks about you all the time!” as Steven Tyler

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Andrew: “Read the room!”

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Andrew: “Uh, me and your mom are gonna go get a bite to eat”

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Andrew: “What a carpetbagger I am”

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Andrew: “Would I do that?”

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Listener Linda: “Power out”

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Luke: “Cutting!”

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Luke: “Having drinks at the #ThirstyBeaver!”

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Luke: “Hi. This is… Ernie from… Junket Co”

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Luke: “Hollywheoo [ph]“

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Luke: “I gotta go to the… go to the dark side of town on my TV and get that Apple Plus going, or whatever it is”

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Luke: “I think that’s what death is like”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to… poo-poo Friday Night Lights for anyone”

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Luke: “Like, I don’t even know how to make small talk anymore”

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Luke: “Nothing gold can Puyallup”

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Luke: “You know what people sleep on, Andrew… Ethernet connection, baby!”

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Andrew: “Everybody’s got to hear me listening to this!”

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Andrew: “Happy kludgy doc season, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I don’t think so!”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to start the… Potato-Tomato wars all over again”

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Andrew: “I’m playing a… very dangerous game, Danno”

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Andrew: “So, I was at the height of eye-rolliness”

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Andrew: “So, I’m gonna lay myself on… the ignorant tracks here… As I often, will do”

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Andrew: “Tell me about these grapes!”

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Andrew: “This is the right way to eat fruit!”

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Andrew: “We are officially in… kludgy doc season… of course. So, happy kludgy doc season”

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Andrew: “You don’t get any shoe poo”

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Andrew: “You know, I don’t wanna be a bummer about this!”

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Luke: “Home Alone me once, shame on me. Home Alone me six times… call CPS”

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Luke: Saying “Yoi-yoi-yoi!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Yesss!”

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Luke: “You need to get divorced, my friend”

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Luke: “You’re a weird person”

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Andrew: “And, maybe you just need more Beatles headlines to get me worked up again”

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Andrew: “And, maybe, this is just me just being a big… a big, sappy guy”

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Andrew: “Hey. Funny story, bank!”

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Andrew: “I don’t condone the throne”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if my employers find that as… ha-ha funny as I do”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if we have anybody in the audience… who can explain podcasts to me. But, if there’s anybody in the audience who can explain how podcasts work… I’m all ears. Let me know. I’m… so confused”

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Andrew: “I hate to be that neighbor, but…”

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Andrew: “In fact, I don’t even like the way I ended my little… grouse there”

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Andrew: “Oh, no shit!”

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Andrew: “Should I cut that out? Was that too blue?”

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Andrew: “Songs That Won The War Vol. 8 Swing Again, Yes Indeed!”

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Andrew: “What are you talking about!?”

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Andrew: “You know what I did there, Luke. I opened my mouth without knowing the shot”

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Andrew: “You were in the, in the moment. You were, you were mortgage horny”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m taking this really to Boring Town. Like, Earnest Town is next to Borington… And, like, right between Earnest Town and Borington is where I’m taking this conversation… (Okay) I’m right on the county line there”

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Luke: “Ay, caramba”

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Luke: “Eat my shorts”

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Luke: “If you really wanna know the dirt on old LB, you gotta reach out to my insurance guy”

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Luke: “Let’s go to Overshare Bluff”

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Luke: “Listen… mortgage horny is better than Snoozeville”

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Luke: “Mortgage horny?”

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Luke: Saying “Well, the boys wanted me out in front and I’m the only original member” in a bad northern English accent

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Luke: “Well… they have… you know, they have pressed my flabbergast button”

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Luke: “What have I been doing with my life?”

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Luke: “What’s your name? Who’s your daddy? Is he rich like me?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t… (It’s learning) praise the portal”

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Luke and Andrew: “I sent an unprotected sext. Yeah… I, I engaged in unprotected text. And, now, my phone… has phone herpes (And, you knew better)”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is the most Luke thing of all time, Andrew. That’s the most Donovan thing of all time”

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Andrew: “And, then, poor Joel. Oh, God, Joel! I like Joel. But, geez Louise!”

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Andrew: “Don’t tread on my Kraken”

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Andrew: “He’s old, man… And, he’s needy, and he’s awake right now; but, he seems happy sitting on my lap”

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Andrew: “It is so bad!”

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Andrew: “It’s gonna start with some pretty violent sounds here”

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Andrew: “Like, when are we gonna make out!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, that commercial is… Terrible. Just terrible! (Yeah) Just terrible!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Will we remember this game next week? Hopefully not (Hopefully not)”

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Luke: “Are you getting mildly turned on by my… exposed legs?”

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Luke: “Being wrong? Being loud wrong… and… and leaning into it?”

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Luke: “Chekov’s cheesesteak?”

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Luke: Saying “Dang it, Andrew! Do I look like I know what a dang Spitzer Shield is?” as Hank Hill

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Luke: Singing “Thank you, Mary”

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Luke: “Uhh! This is such a thing I would do!”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: “God bless the broken road that brought us to this (Yeah!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Lititz! Lititz!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You stood strong in the War of Northern Aggression. Right. Exactly. Exactly”

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Andrew: “¡Jalapeño!”

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Andrew: “All’s quiet on the garbage front”

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Andrew: “Does this line ever move!?”

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Andrew: “It’s a condiment! It’s a dressing!”

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Andrew: “It’s… as I say… pretty slick!”

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Andrew: “My heart leapt out of my chest there”

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Andrew: “One for the Money… Two for the Dough… Three to Get Deadly, Four to Score, High Five, Hot Six, Seven Up, Hard Eight”

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Andrew: “Please don’t tell them I said, ‘keister'”

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Andrew: “That’s a theme that I wanna explore on After These Messages!”

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Andrew: “They were tumthumping”

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Luke: “And, you don’t believe in a content god”

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Luke: “It’s a sandwich! It’s a taco! What? Stop trying to make that a thing, Taco Bell! It’s not a thing!”

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Luke: “Oh, this is how 45 year olds rock. At least, 45 year olds named Luke Burbank”

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Luke: Saying “Ah, cheers” in a British accent

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Luke: “This is off of ‘A.M.’!”

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Luke: “Walsh!”

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Luke: “You have a beautiful song… I love your song. It’s a beautiful Wilco song”

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Luke and Andrew: “I guess my point is… I’m very famous… (Mmm-hmm!) and, it’s going great. No”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh! This is the Bad Place! (Yes, it’s…) We’re in the Bad Place”

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Luke and Andrew: “What!!? You don’t like Thousand Island!? What wrong (Right) with you? That’s the best part! Are you kidding me? Get a load of this guy; he doesn’t like Thousand Island!”

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