Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “50 degrees… Brrr!”

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Andrew: “Boy… chilly here, Luke”

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Andrew: “Goodbye… washer and dryer combined unit”

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Andrew: “Hair splinters sound like Hell splinters”

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Andrew: “Holy… Hell”

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Andrew: “I am doing some last minute cramming on fat bear week right now”

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Andrew: “I’m too far out on a ledge here”

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Andrew: “Mommy! The Santy Claus followed me home. Can we keep it?”

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Andrew: “Oh, damnit!”

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Andrew: “This guy, Shatner… is just an asshole!”

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Andrew: “Watch out for that mid-day slump”

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Luke: “A fish negatives from the head”

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Luke: “I rather… be slightly asphyxiated… than have hair down the back of my shirt for the rest of the day”

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Luke: “I’m drinking something called ‘Throat Coat'”

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Luke: “It’s a drug thing. It has to do with dipping a… a… some kind of a… drug that you smoke in a drug that is wet”

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Luke: “Just say no to dipping some kind of drug that you smoke into some kind of drug that is wet”

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Luke: “King Kong ain’t got nothing on me!”

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Luke: “Let’s dance, motherfucker”

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Luke: “Somebody better get these… MF-ing snakes off this MF-ing plane”

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Luke: “This is what happens in life, Burbs”

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Luke: “This is what happens in life, Burbs… You trade things off… Some things will be better about this new situation. Some things will be… not as great. And, that’s okay”

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Luke: “This might be my spiciest take I’ll have this week”

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Luke: “Wednesdays are for the Walshes?”

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Luke: “Wednesdays is for the Walshes?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Homie don’t play that… Daddy don’t play that?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Stay in line! (Yes) If you have HSA stuff to change, stay in line!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re racking up the Ws. Nice. The Walshes… That’s right. Wednesday is for Walsh Ws. Wednesdays for Walshes?”

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Andrew: “Arty enough for ya, Instagram?”

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Andrew: “But, it’s not my shit”

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Andrew: “Didn’t know you didn’t like to get not dry though”

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Andrew: “Do I sound young when I say, ‘They look slick as hell’?”

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Andrew: “Have we reached peak mortgage?”

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Andrew: “Horse de-wormer or worm de-horser”

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Andrew: “How did that even get past my trap?”

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Andrew: “I can’t do this”

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Andrew: “I said, ‘I think I just gotta call my landlord’… I said, ‘I’m really sorry. Can you void that?’ And, I grabbed my old pipe and ran away”

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Andrew: “I wanna make it very clear, I’m not a very prideful person”

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Andrew: “I want no part of that”

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Andrew: “I’ll tell you about my Mario-ing and Luigi-ing”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry”

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Andrew: “If I fuck something up”

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Andrew: “If I post it here, people will give me hearts for it. And, then, I will wake up, and will see a bunch of hearts, and it will make me feel good”

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Andrew: “In piping terms, Luke… it’s called a ‘nipple'”

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Andrew: “In piping terms, Luke… it’s called a ‘nipple’… And, I don’t know if you’re ready to hear that from me, but that’s what it is”

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Andrew: “Instagram, in one of the updates in the past sex–six months, or something; or, the… past sex months”

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Andrew: “Oh, then you know from nipples”

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Andrew: “Oh, you really wanna put those nice things out there?”

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Andrew: “That’s a jank situation there”

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Andrew: “That’s the clog!”

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Andrew: “That’s the clog! You get to the clog, Luke?”

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Andrew: “Well… that… porta-potty got burned down”

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Andrew: “What am I doing?”

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Andrew: “What the eff am I doing!?”

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Luke: “2 Andrews, 1 pipe”

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Luke: “I gotta get my… French tickler”

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Luke: “I was the opposite of dry. It was… very not dry out there”

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Luke: “I’m an… idiot!”

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Andrew: “As, kind of, petty and nosy as I am”

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Andrew: “But, I haven’t really had a use for it, other than… watching my cat go on the counter; and, then, being scared because I also had this… Do you know what ‘scat’ is? And, I’m not talking about poop here”

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Andrew: “Do you know what ‘scat’ is? And, I’m not talking about poop here”

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Andrew: “Good on ya… Good on ya”

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Andrew: “I gotta get my hot dog! I gotta get this, I gotta get whatever… whatever I always get”

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Andrew: “I think everyone knows what I’m saying”

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Andrew: “I’m glad you don’t know that pain”

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Andrew: “Just having these pipes just kind of poop out other people’s… just, slime”

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Andrew: “Loosey goosey line system for cars”

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Andrew: “Luke”

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Andrew: “Mmh!”

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Andrew: “Oh! Hey… dummy! Good idea!”

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Andrew: “Operation… Corrugation”

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Andrew: “Pffft!”

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Andrew: “Yeah! I’d play around with that”

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Andrew: “Yeah… I get that look a lot”

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Andrew and Luke: “Daddy-o… (Wow) send them my way”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve done VFW halls with you before. I know what (Yes) a prima donna you can be”

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Luke: “He would hump gear”

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Luke: “Just know that… my voice died for a good cause”

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Luke: Making the sad trombone sound

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Luke: “Real polite beer”

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Luke: Recording of Luke’s ragged voice after Saturday’s Mariners game

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Luke: Saying “Uh, just one quick tweet I saw from my colleague Luke Burbank: Is it just me… Why can’t I find my OZY Media stories… on my Quibi… Have a great weekend, everybody” as Kai Ryssdal

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Andrew: “And, I had everything wrong about that. I just had everything wrong”

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Andrew: “Cranky Andy’s gone!”

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Andrew: “Geez, Louise! What’s wrong with me?”

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Andrew: “I am not the right person to ask”

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Andrew: “I was putting periods in there; and, Rihanna has no time for periods”

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Andrew: “I’m not being a negative… Andrew about it”

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Andrew: “It’s just like a loaded sack of moose face”

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Andrew: “It’s just too loaded. It’s just like a loaded sack of moose face that I don’t like”

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Andrew: “Like a Brock”

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Andrew: “Loaded sack of moose face”

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Andrew: “Loaded sack of moose face” #2

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Andrew: “Picture-in-picture”

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Andrew: “Power… out”

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Andrew: “Rihanna has no time for periods”

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Andrew: “That’s right… Baseball’s winding down”

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Andrew: “These guys are hitting it out of the park. Watch ’em smash!”

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Boris Johnsten: Trucktober greetings

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Luke: “Loaded sack of moose face”

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Luke: “Loaded sack of… moose face!”

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Luke: “Lucky that my breasts are small and humble; so that, you don’t con–confuse them with mountains”

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Luke: “Moose meat filled mask?”

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Luke: “Oh, God. Don’t do it, Burbs”

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Luke: “Please, God. Let’s hope it’s the water”

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Luke: Singing “Forever… Forever”

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Luke: Singing “Smooth… like… butter. Like a criminal undercover”

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Luke: “U-S-A! U-S-A!”

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Luke: “Welp… This is real”

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