Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “God, I hate myself!”

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Andrew: “Good story, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Hair-balled… ideas”

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Andrew: “Hi!”

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Andrew: “Hi!” #2

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Andrew: “Hi! Exclamation point”

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Andrew: “I don’t like the beans”

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Andrew: “I love me. I love me my fajita burrito”

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Andrew: “I miss going to Chipotle! Exclamation point”

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Andrew: “Little BG on me”

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Andrew: Saying “Because, I can’t get my fajita mix at Chipotle” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “You take a great kid, raise him on a podcart, forget to buy him presents… Happy Blursday, Simon”

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Andrew: “That should be ‘Celtic’… ‘Celtic,’ Andrew. You stupid”

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Andrew: “Well, spoiler alert”

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Andrew: “You need to know this; because, if the time is right and you’re not around… I might be ghosting on you too”

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Andrew: “Your wife’s new name is: The Ave Taargüs”

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Andrew and Luke: “Out and about last night in Charlotte, North Carolina. What the hell was accent? (Okay. Let’s do it) Okay. Let’s stop doing that accent”

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Luke: “He suddenly realized… they were searching for him”

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Luke: “I’ll pass it along to ‘The Ave’ team!”

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Luke: “If you don’t love me at my gaba, you don’t deserve me at my gool, Andrew”

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Luke: Saying “Alright. I’ll have a Sam Adams” as Mick Jagger

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Luke: Saying “Alright. Let’s do it” as Mick Jagger

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Luke: Saying “Alright. Let’s do it” as Mick Jagger #2

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Luke: Saying “Oh, let’s go out” as Mick Jagger

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Luke: Saying “Okay… Let’s do it” as Mick Jagger

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Luke: Singing “You got Cheesy Blasters”

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Andrew: “Better check the change jar!”

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Andrew: “I developed another tradition… during the pandemic; which is, a tradition I like to call… tubthumping”

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Andrew: “I realized I have long-term regret”

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Andrew: “Instead of a big, red X, I put a little sticker on the day; and… it’s on the days that I don’t wet the bed”

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Andrew: “Luckily, those are few and are between”

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Andrew: “Of… all the regrettable things… I say and do on the show”

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Andrew: “Of… all the regrettable things… I say and do on the show, I don’t… remarkably, I don’t have a lot of long-term regret about things. Right? Like… Oh, my take was really off on this, or my tone was really off on this. Like… real cringe… moments or errors. Luckily, those are few and far between”

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Andrew: “Oh, Luke. To call you my friend is an honor”

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Andrew: Making ambulance sounds while Luke is thanking a donor

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Andrew: “Pop!? We say soda”

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Andrew: “That sounds delicious to me. I’m licking my chops… Give me access to that! I’d love to start blasting”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m gonna bring you down into the wallowing puddle with me, Luke”

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Andrew: “You know, we might be idiots, but they’re bird-brains, Luke”

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Andrew and Luke: “Burbank? Burbank? (Burbank?)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately… in regards (Thank you) to one of my favorite foods, Luke”

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Andrew and Luke: “While we’re kind of wallowing in our mistakes a little bit here (I’m not wallowing!)”

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Luke: “Aye-yai-yai”

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Luke: “Das odd. Das weird”

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Luke: “I-5 comes together, I-84… I…405. Aye-yai-yai”

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Luke: Laughing like Muttley

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Luke: “See? We’re idiots”

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Luke: “That was a pretty good idea you had there, Burbs”

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Luke: “We’re idiots”

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Andrew: “Am I a pufferfish? Am I trying to make myself as big as possible?”

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Andrew: “As you were talking, I was half-listening and half-reading”

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Andrew: “Boom-boom, in and out”

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Andrew: “He’s not on the brrr bridge”

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Andrew: “I do not like to play in any kind of… untruthful space”

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Andrew: “I’m a man of faith, Luke… And, the words I use don’t represent who I am or my family”

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Andrew: “I’m making this fucking face. Sorry, kids”

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Andrew: “I’m still… confused… in the dark… and, kind of, on the edge of my seat here”

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Andrew: “I’ve already sworn once, I’m gonna say it: the thing is so… goddamn huge and gaudy”

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Andrew: “If you ever wanna cigarette, hit me up. No, just joking!”

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Andrew: “Look at this loser, messing up this photo”

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Andrew: “Oh! That poster! That poster!”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho! Dirty”

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Andrew: Singing “Woo-hoo!”

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Andrew: “So, I get my meatball sandwich”

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Andrew: “The grrr bridge?”

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Andrew: “The reason why they gave you that photo, though, is… they were thinking they’ve got ways of making you talk”

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Andrew: “This is a good duck tale”

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Andrew: “Tim the Not Tool Man Taylor?”

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Andrew: “Want me to throw my…self on the, the petty tracks here for a moment?”

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Andrew: “You played me that tape and I am sucked in”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why am I buying food from a giant eagle; and, why am I suddenly (Right) scared?”

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Luke: “I wanted to marry this e-bike”

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Luke: Making the sound of driving over a grated surface of a bridge

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Luke: Making the sound of driving over a grated surface of a bridge #2

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Luke: “Not tweeting is the new weird Twitter”

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Luke: Singing “I’m a Cameron man”

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Luke: “The grrr bridge makes Burbs go grrr”

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Luke: “The grrr bridge… makes brrr go grrr!”

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Luke: “Welcome to Mi-ya-mi [ph]“

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Luke: “Well, I guess I’m just an e-bike man now”

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Andrew: Clearing his throat loudly

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Andrew: “Did you hear me clear my throat?”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke… I’m excited”

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Andrew: “I had the seeds of something really good there”

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Andrew: “I was shaking like a dog shitting peach pits, my friend”

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Andrew: “I… Well, I’m gonna use a crude phrase here… One from the country… I was shaking like a dog shitting peach pits, my friend”

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Andrew: “Luke. Trust me! I did no prep for today’s show”

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Andrew: Making cartoon running on a barrel sound

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Andrew: Singing “Then, when the opossum gurdy man”

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Andrew: Snickering like the dog in Duck Hunt

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Andrew: “You know they call that an ‘opossumable burger'”

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Luke: “Coffee-less… in Portland”

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Luke: “Had my first… soggy jog”

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Luke: “I just met you and this is crazy. But, here’s my number… So, call me maybe”

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Luke: “I was being quiet so that can be isolated and put up on Marsupial Gurgle”

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Luke: Laughing like Muttley

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Luke: “The thunder-chickens”

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Luke: “When’s my girlfriend’s birthday? No idea”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait for the beep… You gotta leave your name, you gotta leave your number. Wait for the beep (Wait for the beep)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Nobody home. (Nobody home) Nobody home”

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Andrew: “Am I just in my head on this?”

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Andrew: “But, I had nothing… nothing to contribute to the conversation!”

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Andrew: “For some reason, none of my romantic partners… respond well when I say, ‘Do they wanna get insexitive [sic] with me'”

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Andrew: “Freedom! Grr!”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna come off as being sexitive or insensi… Sexitive? [sic]“

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Andrew: “I know I’m taking this right back to… dog poop town”

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Andrew: Mimicking the sharpshot sound

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Andrew: “Sexitive? [sic]“

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Andrew: “Somebody bonks me on the head with a frying pan”

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Andrew: “When did I stop being cool?”

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Luke: “Anytime I think someone recognized me from, like, the radio or something… I’m wrong”

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Luke: “Boing!”

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Luke: “Either that’s a very oddly shaped turd… or, that’s a meatball!”

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Luke: “Pull your pants down”

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Luke: Saying “A-mama made-a so nice-a!” in a faux Italian accent

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Luke: “Take your shirt off!”

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Luke: “That’s a meatball!”

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Luke: “The call was coming from inside the Andrew”

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Luke: “The pandemic broke something inside of people”

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Luke: “Well, that’s poop”

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Luke: “Yeah. You know me. Always out there in my distinct toe shoes”

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Luke: “You don’t have cancer!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Places where I don’t wanna be known as the ‘radio guy’ include (Yeah) places where I will also be taking my pants off”

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Andrew: “F U, Berlin!”

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Andrew: “I blame you for that, Luke”

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Andrew: “I made this up, you idiots”

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Andrew: “I see that we’re 8 minutes into the show; which, means, everybody’s stopped listening. This is all free times now”

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Andrew: “I would never… ever… ever… make fun of Hamilton”

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Andrew: “I wouldn’t do that!”

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Andrew: “I’m on the record: I love Hamilton”

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Andrew: “I’m paranoid, Luke”

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Andrew: “I… didn’t know you like to get wet, though”

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Andrew: Laughing and growling

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I can’t even say ‘Good morning’… It’s gonna be a wild ride”

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Andrew: “It’s Louis! L-O-U-I-S”

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Andrew: “Society is moving so fast these days!”

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Andrew: “Somehow, that poisoned my brain”

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Andrew: “Terrified liberals keep their masks on during sex!”

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Andrew: “The thing that is good about TBTL is: you don’t have to pay that much attention to it. It’s just companionship. You can leave the room and come back… and you don’t have to worry about whether or not you missed a clue”

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Andrew: “This is janky as hell!”

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Andrew: “This is… massively inappropriate for me to tell you on the air”

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Andrew: “Today has a weird vibe”

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Andrew: “Uh, by the way, this was all made up. I made this up, you idiots”

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Andrew: “We’re back, baby!”

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Andrew: “Wonder how long she plans on doing that. She doesn’t plan on doing that the rest of her life, does she?”

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Andrew and Luke: “When’s your birthday again? Oh, thanks… thanks for remembering”

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Luke and Andrew: “My brain is such Swiss cheese at this point (Mmm-hmm)”

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