Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “COUGHBLOX!”

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Andrew: “Don’t put your evil inside me!”

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Andrew: “Even I can pull that off. I can even pull that off in Burien!”

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Andrew: “Google ‘cough button'”

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Andrew: “I was probably much more of a cynical bastard in my 20s than you were”

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Andrew: “It’s A-town, baby”

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Andrew: Messing with his microphone

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Andrew: “One of the beardos?”

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Andrew: “Ooh, there’s a New Orleans”

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: “Simon and Burbfunkel”

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Andrew: Singing “Oh, I know you’re hungry”

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Andrew: “That would’ve been a funny joke… if I were joking”

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Andrew: “There are no Trevors in ZZ Top”

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Andrew: “We have a new problem… that, possibly, only… Dr. Arakaki can solve”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t wanna come off as, like, being… racist or whatever!”

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Andrew: “What did that guy do in there?”

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Andrew: “You just interrupt the audio chain of your microphone with this button!”

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Luke: “Hoisted by your own poop-tard”

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Luke: “It’s about, oh, 85 degrees here today; but, it’s a wet heat… So… they say that’s the best kind”

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Luke: “Maybe it’s just improv in the wrong hands”

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Luke: “Oh. What’s a Luke Burbank?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Even Andrews can read… scripts (That’s right. Exactly)”

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On the “All In with Chris Hayes” that aired on September 20, 2021, Chris Hayes gave a mention to TBTL and to something that Luke tweeted out. Below is a clip of the mention:

All In with Chris Hayes: TBTL Mention (2021-09-20)

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Andrew: “Are we best friends?!”

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Andrew: “Are you licking them?”

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Andrew: “Believe it or not, I… actually wanna hear about your tummy, and how it’s feeling right now. I’ve been thinking about that all morning”

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Andrew: “Boy, it does kinda make me wanna get into the lingerie business with you though”

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Andrew: “How’s your tummy?”

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Andrew: “I can’t do yelly jobs”

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Andrew: “I do not like yelling”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna say exactly what the website is; because… it’s filthy”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna take a swing at this”

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Andrew: “I-I-I-I-I quit!”

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Andrew: “Let’s just try to maintain the truth line for a little bit in things that are important… and are not important”

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Andrew: “My new favorite website that I’d already forgotten about… ’bout 24 hours later”

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Andrew: “Now that one’s pia-kook [ph]“

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Andrew: “Ooh, I like that!”

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Andrew: “Sabrina!? Order up!”

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Andrew: “The weird thing is, is you’re joking; but, it’s also gotta be true”

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Andrew: “We know dis”

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Andrew: “You know it, baby!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t wanna say exactly what the website is; because… it’s filthy. I mean, it’s just a lot of people wearing (I know) teddies”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay. Just in case anybody’s wondering… Yes… (Yeah) I’m a very old man; but, do they still call lingerie, ‘Teddies’? (Yes)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yes… (Yeah) I’m a very old man”

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Luke: “Board!”

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Luke: “Brisket breakfast burrito. I know that’s a lotta Bs, dude”

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Luke: “Fresh brisket on the board!”

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Luke: “Fresh negativity on the board!”

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Luke: “How does Luke’s body respond to… eating red meat for the first time in however many years?”

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Luke: “I don’t play in the lingerie space”

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Luke: “I don’t play in the lingerie space… maybe, as much as I, I wish I did”

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Luke: “I have been using ‘y’all’… so much the last two days”

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Luke: “I just Blucifer’d myself”

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Luke: “I’ve never actually looked… south of Blucifer’s wild eyes”

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Luke: “You’re all asleep!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, please remember: no mountain too tall. And, good luck to y’all”

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Andrew: “And, I don’t feel like doing it”

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Andrew: “I almost said it with an accent. I don’t know what kind of accent I put on that”

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Andrew: “I don’t think so, Mr. Tour Boat Operator”

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Andrew: “I feel like I always… I always get them wrong… All of them”

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Andrew: “I love me some drinks”

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Andrew: “I wanna mitigate what I’m about to say”

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Andrew: “It’s okay, Andrew… We want you to live”

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Andrew: “My dog likes my neighbor more than me”

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Andrew: “Oh, Andrew”

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Andrew: “Oh, look what it is! It’s the duck lips, or whatever”

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Andrew: “Somewhere between Archie and Nietzsche?”

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Andrew: “There’s also a way that you can just make everybody on that boat wanna kill you, including the children”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t know if I’m as smart as your average NPR listener, though”

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Andrew: “You have my attention, sir!”

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Luke: “Bellinghamsters”

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Luke: “Bubble and tweak”

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Luke: “Hey, is that a Klan rally?”

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Luke: “I just wanna keep the awkwardness rolling”

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Luke: “In West Sacramento, born and raised, on the playground is where he spent most of his days”

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Luke: “You should be a comedian!”

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Andrew: “Andy now like his sweet little treat… with some booze in it”

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Andrew: “Do I stutter?”

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Andrew: “Explicitly implicit”

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Andrew: “Explicitly implicit bias”

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Andrew: Funny chuckle

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Andrew: “Ha!!”

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Andrew: “Hey… we’re a couple of white guys and we got this solved”

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Andrew: “How do you do it?”

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Andrew: “I drink and I don’t know things”

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Andrew: “I gotta go to the bathroom!”

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Andrew: “I think White Claw just changed me”

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Andrew: “I think he would be more comfortable doing it”

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Andrew: “I’m learning!”

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Andrew: “I’m too drunk to write right now”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Mama’s pinky toe”

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Andrew: “My flavor is strawberry”

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Andrew: “My goal, while Genevieve is out of town for a couple of days, is to… eat as many of these as possible”

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Andrew: “Not only am I gonna start drinking on the job”

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Andrew: “Oh, by the way: drunk Andy is mean Andy”

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Andrew: “Thank you, Internet. Boy, that was an embarrassing moment for me”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh. Drunk Andrew’s gonna get us in trouble”

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Andrew: “Whiffs of Winkler”

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Luke: “I am just the worst… employee”

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Luke: “I don’t think you said anything regrettable”

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Luke: “Luke’s got Andrew nervous-er than a long-tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs”

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Luke: “Well, one thing: I not drunk”

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Luke: “Yee-haw”

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Luke: “You better… buckle up, huckle-buck”

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Luke: “You’re hepped up on goofballs”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s like pornography, I know it when I hear it. Mmm-hmm. And, this song is definitely pornography, that’s the… Yes, I only… I only listen to pornography”

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Luke and Andrew: “You are so drunk right now. I am”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what’s ridiculous, Andrew? Stealing banzai trees (Wow) out of someone’s backyard. Can you break down the process? How do you do it? How do you come up with these transitions? Well, one thing: I not drunk… So, that’s part of it”

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Andrew: Blowing a raspberry

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Andrew: “If I’m hearing this kind of music… I better be able to buy peanuts”

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Andrew: “It just says… ‘Man fails at making point’. You’re like, ‘Oh, good. Put that in the Walsh folder'”

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Andrew: “It was just, you know, the nastiest and most satisfying thing in the world”

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Andrew: “It was… sick… It was mesmerizing… and… it was somebody else’s gunk”

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Andrew: “Kinda can’t keep my mouth shut”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “My kitchen sink… took a poop into a bucket and I was there to watch it”

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Andrew: “Nobody pull that”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s their religion!”

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Andrew: “Oh, wear a mask? Up yours, asshole!”

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Andrew: “Oh! You know I’m for that!”

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Andrew: “Ohh!! Oh my gosh! That really changes how I think about that song”

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Andrew: Quiet “No”

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Andrew: Singing “And faith… will lead… me home”

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Andrew: “That’s not religion! That’s being an asshole!”

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Andrew: “Trust me. That thing’s staying on the road”

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Andrew: “Who let the Willows out?”

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Andrew: “You can buy hot dogs here, my boy”

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Andrew and Luke: “I feel like I’m having trouble with my words today… even more than usual, everybody. But… You having a flat tire? No”

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Luke: “Big… purple balls!”

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Luke: “Every man-a get a flat tire!”

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Luke: “Flying spaghetti space ghost”

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Luke: Getting mentioned for pulling the Walshelm scream sound

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Luke: “Have you ever been in the… ‘Foot-High Club’?”

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Luke: “I miss everywhere I used to be”

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Luke: “I promise you, it is neither fast nor furious”

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Luke: “Lewis”

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Luke: “Outta here with that shit too!”

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Luke: Singing “What is love? Baby don’t hurt me… Don’t hurt me… no more”

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Luke: “That’s what all these assholes are doing”

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Luke: “What is love? Baby don’t hurt me… Don’t hurt me no more”

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Luke and Andrew: “Back to Nicki Minaj. Oh, yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Happy Blursday, Kim! Nice. And, from me, (Yeah) chopped liver”

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Luke and Andrew: “I need you to read it… in a Nicki Minaj voice… So that’s how the show ends”

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