Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Bloop!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Did they have… end-cap display, or something, of the Battery Daddies?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Hi, neighbor!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I already feel like family!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I do have a lot of itches that need scratching”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m an anti-Leto-head. Sorry”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m… getting covered in red, itchy dots”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, is that them!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Ooh, I know what that is!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Quietly saying “Okay, Gorgle”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Singing “My name is Judge”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That was something else, man”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That’s enough about me and my gross-ass ba-a-ah-dy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That’s kind of interesting. I just think that Genevieve would have them too”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Theo, I was about to say a big word!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Wait… Where’s the part where I get to say something?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “When I’m a little bit nervous, I just don’t shut the hell up! I just keep going and going!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You are now a… child of Battery Daddy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You just gave up!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You prioritized the Battery Daddy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Get the name. Get the name. Get the name (Uh-huh!)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “I’m… getting covered in red, itchy dots… and I don’t know (What!?) why”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Like, I’ll take (Yeah) slugger. I’ll take… tiger”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Would you almost say that Ace is the place with the helpful hardware folk?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “And I flopped the nut straight”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Burbank v… Canyon County, Idaho”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Just be done!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Like, I just need to shut up!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Oh my God, Burbs… play it cool for once!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “So, if I can just… button-up my fat yap”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “We’re both wrong, but for different reasons”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Why!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You’re absolutely right. This is a… a Battery Daddy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I had an idea for a song to go out with (Good!)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I’ve got a fever. The only cure is… mandatory workplace anti-harassment training (Yeah)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “It’s kinda like when Eric Liddell falls down in the race; but, then he still gets up and he wins! Hey, dude! Dude! I wasn’t gonna watch it. Never mind”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Ruth! Ruth! Baby Ruth?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

One of the items that Andrew talked about during the first portion of the show, from the intro up to the Donors of the Day segment, was him getting a battery organizer called a “Battery Daddy”. Andrew (and Luke) would say the name “Battery Daddy”, and a couple of variations, throughout that portion of the show. Below is a supercut of all of those instances.

Andrew and Luke: Battery Daddy Supercut

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

And, here’s a version of the supercut with just Andrew saying “Battery Daddy”:

Andrew: Battery Daddy Supercut

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Andrew: “Am I saying ‘batteries’ a lot? I feel like I’m saying ‘batteries’ a lot”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “And that’s… what sucked so hard about this”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “But, guess what? Now there’s color on the screen; cuz, I have Battery Daddy!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “He knows more about my Battery Daddy than I do”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “He’s just not the type of guy that I have a lot of Battery Daddy conversations with”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Hey, I got a Battery Daddy today”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Hey, I got a Battery Daddy!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I feel like I’m in a Battery Daddy commercial”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I got a Battery Daddy today”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I got a battery, Daddy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I show him the… photo of the Battery Daddy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I was just kind of hoping to get… a more excited reaction about my Battery Daddy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I wonder if they a have whole… backroom full of Battery Daddies”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I… come home, I leave the Battery Daddy, and my towels… and, my… TubShroom… drain… unclogger thing”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Making faux throat clearing sounds and laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Ooh, I’ve been looking at you online… You’re not very cute”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Saying “Yeah, me too. Just finished my jog” in a funny manner

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Singing “Blah-blah-blah, doo-doo-doo. Not seeing anything”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Singing “I got caught shaving!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Suddenly, I’m, like, carrying around these 4 towels and a Battery Daddy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That is to say, I have a Battery Daddy now”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “This is where the Battery Daddy catches me eye. It’s the last one left. I’m like, ‘Ooh, I’ve been looking at you online… You’re not very cute'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “This whole thing is a real goddamn bummer!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “We didn’t grow up in a daddy family at all”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Why did I say ‘she’ if it’s a Battery Daddy?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: Singing something to avoid spoilers

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “DJ Thunder! We da best!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Das gonna be hella weird”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “How dare you”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I can’t… I can’t… can’t rolling thunder anymore”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I just ordered a Battery Zaddy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “It starts here, Andrew. It starts with the Battery Zaddy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Of this Battery Daddy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Saying “I want everything to be like how it has been” in a funny manner

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Saying “Shane! Shane!” and dinging his bell

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “So, you got basically a free Battery Daddy out of it”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “There’s gotta be a better way, Andrew!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “To the best Daddy in the world”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “White guy me once… shame on you. White guy me twice… shame on everyone… involved!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You gave me a gift; which is, the knowledge of something called the Battery Daddy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Outside with a pickle in my mouth? Running around the house with a pickle in my mouth!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Because, I’m the damn guy… who publishes the damn show!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Do you remember doing a show yesterday?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Drawn out “Eugh!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Have you taken nudie photos?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I hate Mondays”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I tried that twice. I think that’s where I lost Genevieve”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m sorry. I sound like I’m finger-wagging at the audience. I don’t mean it that way”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It was sad”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “No, I’m… I’m fine. I’m good. Thank you… I got some smelly sausage I’m gonna eat”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “No!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oopsilom, [ph] I’m not him”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Put that on the chyron, Greg!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That chaps my ass”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Voight where prohibited”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Well, Luke, I’ll say it: that chaps my ass”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “What the hell!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Yeah… Okay. I’m dubious”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “And, now, we are just plummeting… like a, like a stone in the water (Hmm)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Hey, it’s alive! It’s alive! (It is alive)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: Scatting along with the Blursday music

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “And, this is what I am… I don’t, I can’t believe!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Delta Tau Upsilom! [sic] Yeah! Let’s do the cheer!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “It’d be like me getting a PPP loan!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “It’s so dirty!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “It’s so dirty! It’s so bad!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Luke, I am your dinger”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “P-P-Potter’s not selling, he’s buying!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “The whole thing stinks to high heaven to me”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Yeo-yeo-yeo…person’s work”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Did I tell you that I got a speeding ticket in Idaho? No!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “What weighs more: a pound of child or a pound of breathalyzer? Wow”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “What’s the name of our league again? I don’t remember, Luke. It needs a better name. That’s another thing. I’m quitting”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “14-point-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “But, I… gobbled a few of ’em last night”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Drawn out “Sir”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Hey! Now, people know I’m a human”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I am driving a horse and buggy now”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I am totally thinking of Adam McKay”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I have something to say!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I mean, I am like a Pavlovian dog. I will sit there and wait for it forever!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I really gotta watch it!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It was just like a rat-tat-tat-tat-tat”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It was just so loud wrong”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It’s late at night. Genevieve has conked out… I’m… just still puttering around, making my ice balls”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Man! Is there just no accountability?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh! That’s dirty!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh! We gotta talk about that!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Timing is… everything”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “We just went from talking about number 2 to number 3!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Why did I say no?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Y’all don’t need me there”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You don’t need me there clunking up the conversation”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke. Have you heard of Adam Duritz? Yeah!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Ooh, religion. Sex! (Mmm-hmm)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Strip down to your underwear… it’s your right, it’s your house. I’m already in it! Okay… Change of plan, put some clothes on”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “You know what I always say, Luke? Hmm… Timing is… everything… You really… you really chunked up this show, didn’t you?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “Aw, he’s probably just yakking on a bone!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Holy shit! This is your job!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “It’s been a minute since I’ve been right about something on this show, Andrew”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “It’s unusual for me to hear unexplained noises”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “No more pushups for Burbs”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Nothing weird about this”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Oh, right!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Please don’t… yell at me, listeners”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing “Let’s thank some Donors of the Day”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “We are not enemies! Our countries are friends!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Who are you lu-ing?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Are you sure you’re not thinking of Adam McKay? I am… I am! What’s the difference between those guys?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “It’s been a long time since we did one of those real, just… let’s go 3 hours just to mess with the listeners thing, just to mess with Linh… Right, right. Yeah. We haven’t done that in a while”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I am so wrong about the Blue Ribbon”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I did get a little obsessive over her”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t roll out imitations very often”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m an obtuse man, so I’ll try to be oblique”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “If I’m gonna buy it; then, I was, ‘Well, the, I’m wanna buy the dang DVD!'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Ned Helms”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “No, it’s fun!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Nortflorx”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Not on Andy weekend. No, this can’t be happening”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, no! Is this going to ruin Andy weekend?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You have it backwards, my boy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You know what, Luke? I’m changing this story a little bit”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “How about them bloviating politicians? Am I right!? (Yep!)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “Alright… Go home, Randy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Andrew for the W!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “He may be best known for his depictions of the Nortflorx”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Hey, Gorgle! Take me to Nortflorx!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I could never get over the informational hump”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’ve Been a Bad, Bad Boy, Father”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “My favorite part was when they paid me the money!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I’m thinking about every single syllable that… (Yeah, right) I’m… saying into this microphone… at every moment”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone