Tag: Luke Burbank

During the Donors of the Day segment, Andrew said a bunch of cute thank yous for each of the donors. Below is a supercut of those clips.

Andrew: Cute Thank Yous (From #3488)

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Andrew: “But, I didn’t hear the… I didn’t hear the GEICO camel!”

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Andrew: Cute “No thank you”

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Andrew: Cute “Thank you”

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Andrew: Cute “Thank you” #2

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Andrew: Cute “Thank you” #3

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Andrew: Cute “Thank you” #4

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Andrew: Cute “Thank you” #5

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Andrew: Cute “Thank you” #6

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Andrew: Cute “Thank you” #7

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Andrew: Cute “Thank you” #8

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Andrew: Cute “Thank you” #9

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Andrew: Cute “Thank you” #10

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Andrew: Cute “Thank you” #11

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Andrew: Cute “Thank you” #12

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Andrew: Cute “Thank you” #13

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Andrew: “Cuz, you know me… I don’t like anything unless if it’s difficult”

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Andrew: Deep “Thank you”

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Andrew: “I love it!”

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Andrew: “I say it less and people want it more”

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Andrew: “It’s Friday the 13th, you dingus!”

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Andrew: “Just do me a solid!”

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Andrew: “My brain… sort of, just… glossed over all that”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah! We can do this! Don’t worry about it, guys”

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Andrew: “Unfortunately for you, I really enjoyed that”

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Andrew: “What did I, what did I do? What did I do today?”

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Andrew: “Why do we, as Black musicians, have to appeal to a white audience?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I broke your brain with that one too”

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Andrew: “You know, I hate to do this. I hate to… kinda, start off on an awkward foot”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ugh, (Nope) forget about it. (Right) Stop remembering that!”

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Luke: “Go eat a bragel”

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Luke: “I’m considering losing my virginity this weekend”

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Luke: “Man, this one has a bow and arrow? Hell, yeah! My mom told me if I look at a constellation, I would see a bow and arrow”

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Luke: “Ooh, I like!”

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Luke: Singing “Let’s not have… the same weight as 1978… Let’s have more”

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Luke: “They didn’t all suck”

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Luke: “You wrote the book on Andy times”

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Luke and Andrew: “Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is? (There it is)”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s some damn bullshit! Yeah”

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Andrew: “By the way, has anybody made the joke that we’re just having a hot weather summer?”

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Andrew: “Do pineapples have a dirty secret?”

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Andrew: “He is so weird and good!”

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Andrew: “He wouldn’t be, probably, the first one I would turn on”

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Andrew: “I am King of the Tuk-Tuk Sound!”

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Andrew: “I am… I think, beverage curious right now”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if we want to get into this. My assumption is we do not!”

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Andrew: “I haven’t done that in 44 years! I’m fine!”

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Andrew: “I will back off”

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Andrew: “I woke up angry today… because, I was bullied in my dream”

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Andrew: “I’m a changed man”

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Andrew: “I’m just making that connection now!!”

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Andrew: “I, I hate anything I said. I take it back”

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Andrew: “Luke… I have just stumbled on something wonderful”

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Andrew: “Maybe I should be mixing it up a little bit”

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Andrew: “Oh, Marshall, Marshall, Marshall”

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Andrew: “Ohh!”

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Andrew: Saying “They often talk like this” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “We are just surrounded by hornballs!”

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Andrew: “What in the disco dancing nonsense is going on here?”

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Andrew: “What the heck!? Why am I wearing my hat backwards right now? I’m not a backwards hat wearing guy!”

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Andrew: “Wow. My geography is getting so bad”

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Andrew and Luke: “I sound like a homophobe, talking about the rainbow. What the hell am (Really) I doing? Back off, back off!”

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Luke: “Had to take my t-shirt off on the jog; so, I wanna apologize to everyone in Portland… who had to witness that nightmare”

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Luke: “I honestly haven’t fully thought this out; like, how I feel about it. Part of it is I’m just thin-skinned”

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Luke: Saying “What!?” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Don’t go chasing pineapples”

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Luke: Singing “I know, it’s serious”

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Luke: Singing “Obey the science”

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Luke: “TBTL people… Stihl people”

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Luke: “You better back off”

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Luke and Andrew: “See, I laugh at your jokes when they’re bad. Hey!”

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Andrew: “And, I don’t wanna, like, kinda… piss on anybody else’s parade”

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Andrew: “At what point did I doubt you!?”

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Andrew: “Eggplant pants!”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha!”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha!” #2

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Andrew: “hWhite hwine [ph]“

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Andrew: “I did not!!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t know that. I was just sup… supposin'”

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Andrew: “I don’t remember disliking the joke. I just think you need a lot!”

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Andrew: “I just think you need a lot!”

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Andrew: “I’m just blanking on it right now. I don’t know why. I guess, just cuz, I’m me”

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Andrew: “It seems like, kind of, a bad idea to me. It seems clunky and clumsy”

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Andrew: “No! You cannot!”

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Andrew: “Not to be no-fun here”

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Andrew: “Skedaddle! You went with skedaddle! Or, maybe you said, ‘skee-daddle’? I don’t know”

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Andrew: “We went 7 full shows, after the break, of you not introducing me with my own voice. I thought it was, I thought it was… the end of one era, and the beginning of a… much more beautiful era; and, now, here we are on Wednesday the 11th”

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Andrew: “Well, Genevieve, if you wanna sound like you were from around here, like me”

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Luke: A clip of what Luke sounds like on Andrew’s end with dropouts and jumbling

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Luke: “Does Jeopardy! fucking matter!?”

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Luke: “Get on your cymbals, Tony! Tony, it’s cymbals time!”

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Luke: Getting mentioned for sending in carefully selected clips of Andrew

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Luke: “hWhite hwine [ph]“

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Luke: “I wanna marry this photo!”

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Luke: Making cymbals crashing sounds

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Luke: “My phone is… full of distractions today”

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Luke: “Now… even, even… managers can tolerate Luke”

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Luke: “Oh, really? Well, that’s some… foreshadowing to a Top Story we’re not gonna get to”

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Luke: “Skedaddled up that thing”

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Luke: “So, I just wanna say… nice job”

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Luke: “Strong, strong little finger vibes”

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Luke: “Well… you know what? You got the case of the supposin’s”

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Luke and Andrew: “Different Ron… (Oh!) different rules (Okay)”

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Andrew: “Ahh! Why am I doing this?”

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Andrew: “Aw, yeah. You probably want that”

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Andrew: “Clippy rules everything around me”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh, yeah”

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Andrew: “Has anybody watched Graham Bensinger… with the sound turned on?”

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Andrew: “I’ll get on board your forward promotion train here”

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Andrew: “I, I just suppressed a burp there”

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Andrew: “Santa must’ve come early to create to this AI playlist for you”

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Andrew: “That’s not how true or false works!”

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Andrew: “The connection between me and ice is getting out of hand”

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Andrew: “There are new threats out there!”

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Andrew: “You know what to do… winky smiley face”

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Andrew: “You’re putting too much pressure on me! Just, ahh!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, Luke. I’m cringing on your behalf, man. I know, (Ahh!) I know”

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Luke: “I can’t stop drinking… wine!”

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Luke: “Oh, I’m being a good boy”

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Luke: Saying “Croissant” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Wassup, doge?”

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Luke: “Why didn’t anyone tell me!?”

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Luke: “You’re right… I’m wrong”

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Andrew: “A bologna comb”

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Andrew: “Anti-busker sentiments”

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Andrew: “Do I say… ‘tourist’ funny? I think do”

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Andrew: “Hey, one thing about the Cincinnati Reds. Do you know that… their official slogan is now, ‘This is a team that you can bet on’?”

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Andrew: Making Theo’s “car alarming” sound

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Andrew: “This is the future liberals want! Yes!”

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Andrew: “We just put him down, honestly. It’s the end of Theo”

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Andrew: “You don’t know this about me; but, I’m very dumb”

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Luke: “In the shadow… of the Hollywoo sign”

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Luke: “No, I’m sorry for the printing!”

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Luke: Saying “How much do we make again?” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Saying “I thought you didn’t drink” in a high-pitched voice

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Andrew: “Ahh, that’s, like, 3 blocks from me!”

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Andrew: “Ahh, that’s, like, 3 blocks from me! And, I hadn’t seen these folks in forever”

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Andrew: “Aw, it’s the wrong thing!! I was trying to spoof ya!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Claw [ph]“

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Andrew: “God…damnit!”

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Andrew: “Hmm… I’m dubious”

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Andrew: “I don’t even know what that is”

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Andrew: “I’m coming in… I’m coming in rough today, Luke”

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Andrew: Making airplane flying sounds

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Andrew: “Never try to say that word… while hungover. That is a bad hangover word: trajectory”

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Andrew: “No!! God!!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. That thing’s awful!”

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Andrew: “That is not it!! Son of a… Goddamn!”

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Andrew: “The new Drew!”

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Andrew: “This headline says, ‘Yes!’. This reporter says, ‘Yes!'”

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Luke: “Shut up, box!!”

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Luke: “Siri, set a reminder”

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Luke: “We got cool shit happening… on our show”

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Luke: “What the… frick!?”

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Luke: “What!?”

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Luke: “What!?” #2

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Luke and Andrew: “Fuck it… Like… (Yeah) I feel like… S today. Why–why can I say… shit when I just said the F word?”

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