Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “But, let me be… 100 percent frank”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Can you just block me right now?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Double fist that ‘Aww’ sound effect”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Hello fellow kids”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Hey, I’m white too!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m never gonna do a salty character again”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Look into your heart! Look into your heart!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Luke Burbank! That was working on my subconscious! I didn’t even realize why Wendal was on the brain!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, people block me all the time”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Saying “Hüsker Dü” in a funny manner

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Saying “Sugar” in a funny manner

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Thank you for fixing racism, Luke Burbank”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “This is for Luke!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Unblock me!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “What’s he up to?!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “What? Whoa. What? Slow down, Walsh”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You and I are either the best or the worst”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You’re blocked”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You’re losing your merbles! [ph]“

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “As you were talking, I was playing goal catcher, trying… Goal, goal catcher? I was playing goal catcher, Luke. That famous position (Yeah)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Marco! Polo!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “As Jay would say, he got cerebral-vascular flow”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Gus in the house!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I love this take. It’s a beautiful take. I love your take”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I told you. We have an over-representation of Laurels”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’m gonna have to perfect the butt waggle and then get on TikTok”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “It’s a spicy take that’s very interesting, Andrew”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Just a gentle nut tap”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Punching each other in the nuts”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Say hello to Luke’s little friend!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing “I’m so Laurel rich!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “That’s the weirdest porno ever”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Vanessa Williams. Ooh, you’re so divine… Just wanted to put my name–your name in my rhyme. Doowutchyalike”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “What up, dude?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Who OSHAs the OSHA?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You know, I grew up in a very strict household, Andrew. We were only allowed to call it, ‘Amsterdang'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “By the way… just called a white guy a dude, Andrew. So… Oh-ho! We’re living in a post-racial America. Wow!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I’m not handling this well. I’m slouching (I’m depressed)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I’m… kinda with you on this one… (Woohoo!)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Alright, Ramón… save it for your Instagram”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “And, then, you would call Ice House, ‘Shit House'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “But, we would just eat that shit”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Do your balls stink!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Drawn out “Ohh!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “For the record, you just used the word, ‘dude’… and, it was not racially-tinged at all”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Free tickets to a concert, cool. Can I get in the front row? Cool. Can I get backstage? Cool”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Hunh!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t follow a lot of me-me kind of… Me-me!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t wanna… start doing my arm stuff next”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I have, like, sort of… dyslexia of the mouth?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I just don’t think you’re good at acting”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I just tap, tap, tap”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m a tapper now”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m a tapper now, my friend”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m a tapper now, my friend… I just tap, tap, tap”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m gonna eat a bunch of those!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m not sure. I just see them on swimmers”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m sorry. What was I saying?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Just went to the orthodontist, got me some fresh wax to chew”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Me-me”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Me-me!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Ooh, Tapper and Tabber?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oop! Somebody’s going the wrong way”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Roly poly Andy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Save it for your Instagram”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “See? He’s a real… Burbank”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Smashing windows for the sake of smashing windows”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Sometimes, I’ll flash a quick peace symbol”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That makes me smile!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “The jar… bottom get to hardest”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “This one… grosses me out”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Wrong way!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You know one of the worst… jars to get to the bottom of is? Hmm. That’s not how that sentence was supposed to go”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You were gunkholing”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “Burbsketball?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Grab me my Stones”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I have a podcast-related injury, my friend”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’m a tabber now”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “It’s hard seltzer’s world and we just live in it”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “No… Please”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Oh, fuck”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Saying “Wassup!” with a funny accent

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Saying “You… call that an accent?” in a bad Australian accent

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “That… entire gym is my oyster”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Whiff out the window”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You… call that an accent? God! You’ll know when I’m not… doing a good job with the accent, Andrew. Why did I… try for that?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Andrew, you’re an idiot”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Different… members of levelship… Different… levels of membership”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I am not married to it!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I am… shocked!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I can’t tell my new friends about TBTL!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t know why; but… my brain went to a dark place”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t know why; but… my brain went to a dark place… I thought people were doing something really disgusting with the towels”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t pay attention to the weather. I’m an idiot”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I just self-owned so hard”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I want that”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m a sport-o”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m going in there at night, at 3 AM, as a total… dirtbag, with my even more dirtbag friend. Sorry, Mummy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m… looking at this hot-ass pizza”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Is that not amazing!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Making some funny sounds

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Maybe this is just the Charlie Brown-ness in me”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, I know where this is going!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh! My brother!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “So, I re-arrange some things in my life”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Singing “You’re Swimply the best”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Swimpletons? I’m a Swimpleton”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Welcome to the land of… tedious Andrew”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You missed it! You woulda got it!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You’re my fact-checking cuz”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Good morning, Luke. Welcome back. Can we begin with some (Missed ya) tedium?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “I can’t say the word ‘early’ anymore, cuz it comes out ‘early’… Oh, Santa must have come ‘early’ (Santa came ‘early’)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “Andrew, life is never as swimple as you think”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “But, if the website is called ‘Swimply’… you better let me do some swimping!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “God! That’s a really dark statement”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I have no use for you. Shut up”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “The rest of the week, will be the grim business… of making sweet, sweet… podcast love”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Went gunkholing”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Yes, I’m in the crotch of the guy who got the ball”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You missed your chance to blow”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m wrong. I’m very wrong… I’ve always been wrong!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It’s all he knows. It’s all he wants to know!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Leading lady with a… side dish of sexuality?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, oh!! No”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh! Oh! Is it ‘Howard the Duck’!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “The he-génue”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “What is this shite!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “I wanna just see some boobs!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Ingé-he?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Ooh, explicit”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing “Howard… the Duck”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Boner patrol. It’s very… sexual”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “If you’re gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair… Come on”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “And, go eff yourself, Andrew”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Barton! Barton!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “If I don’t give him what I call a ‘thunder shirt’… he will start yelping into the microphone”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Joe! Joe! Joe!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “No-no-no-no-no-no!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh my gosh. First of all, can you believe… what Biden did?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Saying “I’d like to say that Andrew didn’t lose the quiz that day” as Red

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “So, other topical things too”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Theo, what’s your favorite movie?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “What a second!? Hold on! Is this Jackie Brown!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “Ah, ja!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Ah, ja! Summer Game… number… Summer Game number 8?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “My empire is crumbling!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing “Oh, no! Oh, no-no-no-no-no!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone