Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “And, I hate mean Andrew. What a… what a jerk!”

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Andrew: “Boy, what a terrible start”

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Andrew: “Did ya say anything?”

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Andrew: “Don’t make references… if you can’t complete them!”

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Andrew: “I did not have a slicing of the eyeball… as part of that story”

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Andrew: “I was gonna try to be bad Andrew”

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Andrew: “Near-nudity and derring-do”

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Andrew: “Old grumpy pants over here”

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Andrew: Saying “Quite” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “What’s your damage?”

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Andrew: “You’re on the air. What’s your damage?”

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Luke: “All Burbs, all the time”

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Luke: “All Burbs, all the time. Wall-to-wall Burbank”

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Andrew: “In so many ways, we are dinosaurs”

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Andrew: “It’s my fault”

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Andrew: “No, Luke, stop!”

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Andrew: Singing a series of notes

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Andrew: “Why do they spell it like that?”

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Luke: “Get that lactic acid out!”

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Luke: “Who’s got two thumbs and a loose dongle? That guy”

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Luke: “Why so serious?”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, only listen to after you’ve eaten your TBTL. Okay? It’s like a dessert… You can’t have. I want to see all that TBTL cleaned off of your plate. Don’t just push it over to the side… Don’t hide it behind the other stuff. You need to eat your TBTL… No! TBTL’s the dessert”

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Series of Andrew drops being played

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Andrew: “Oops”

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Andrew: “What are you talking about? What I’m doing is not racist”

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Luke: “I’m learnding”

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Luke: Saying “H-D, M-I” as Yoda

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Luke: Singing “And, one of them is black”

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Luke: Singing “And, one of them is black” #2

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Luke: Singing “And, one of them is black” #3

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Luke: Singing “I heard there was a secret link… That some of the comedy kind of stinks”

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Luke: “WalshGPT!”

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Luke: “You really are the most devious bastard in New York City”

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Andrew: “Aw, goddamnit!”

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Andrew: “Choo-choo!”

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Andrew: “Choo-choo!” #2

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Andrew: “Choo-choo!” #3

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Andrew: “I feel like the old man that is inside me”

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Andrew: “I feel like the old man that is inside me. Ew”

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Andrew: “I must stop. I must be stopped!”

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Andrew: “See a toilet, use a toilet”

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Andrew: “See toilet, say toilet”

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Andrew: Singing “Ya say it’s your birthday”

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Andrew: “That’s-a mine!”

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Andrew: “We gotta watch The Burbs tonight”

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Andrew: “What am I doing with my broadcasting power but putting poison in people’s brains; so, that they’re eating their own faces at night? I must stop. I must be stopped!”

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Andrew: “What am I doing with this power, Luke?”

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Andrew: “Ya portal sucks!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke, I was talking! It’s under your foot, Andrew!”

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Luke: “I’m CBS’s… death correspondent”

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Luke: “If you see a toilet, say a toilet”

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Luke: “Lewis”

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Luke: “Take a toilet, leave a toilet”

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Luke: “Your sleeve’s in the soup!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You see what I did there? Um, no”

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Andrew: “Boy, I’m glad I’m not naked here”

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Andrew: “Do you find me to be a calming presence?”

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Andrew: “Eww!”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry to take it here”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry to take it here… but, I can’t stop myself”

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Andrew: “Oh, by the way, Luke, I have a question for you… Do you find me to be a calming presence?”

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Andrew: “Those little kids were much more comfortable talking about their bodies, and their penises, and their vaginas, and… Don’t clip this”

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Andrew: “Well, you can’t do it!”

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Andrew: “Who has two thumbs and never kicks it in his underwear?”

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Andrew: “Who has two thumbs and never kicks it in his underwear? This guy”

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Andrew: “You’re making me do this. You have to look at this”

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Luke: “Hi. I’m essentially naked and locked out of my room”

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Luke: “I have an extremely weird situation”

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Luke: “No… this is not okay”

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Luke: “There was nothing… between me… and the front desk of that restaurant that could be used to cover my shame”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke. Are, are you mad at me? Disappointed, maybe… Tired of my antics”

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Andrew: “I am what they call… ‘an asshole’… who nobody wanted to come… quote/unquote, ‘visit'”

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Luke: “I didn’t rig shit! I didn’t do shit! I’ll kill you!”

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