Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “And, I’m not sensitive to that stuff, I promise!”

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Andrew: Deconstructed Marsupial Gurgle

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Andrew: “He’s the ‘Honk If You’re Horny’ guy”

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Andrew: “I feel like I must have missed an episode of that show somehow; or, I was just so… high that I don’t remember”

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Andrew: “I just did a duet with myself!”

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Andrew: “I just sounded like, a little, squeaky, little marsupial”

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Andrew: “Luke, I swear you made some sort of Marsupial Gurgle sound yourself”

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Andrew: “Negligible… poundage”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. I’m spreading rumors!!”

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Andrew: Saying “Hey, Luke!” as Luke’s agent Mort

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Andrew: Saying “I could also go low” in a deep voice

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Andrew: Saying “We both have to talk in silly voices; so, we know that that’s present” in a falsetto voice

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Andrew: Saying “Weird” right before Luke played a clip of Andrew saying “Weird!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, no. This is not working for me. This is making me uncomfortable”

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Andrew: “You feel… kind of… naked and vulnerable”

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Andrew: “You squeaked something out”

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Luke: “By the way, that’s how I describe my love making”

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Luke: “I welcome our Andrew Walsh overlords”

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Luke: “I’m known as the Negligible Pounder”

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Luke: Making a Marsupial Gurgle-esque sound

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Luke: Saying “Er, you know” in a Marsupial Gurgle-like manner

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Luke: Saying “Hm, you know” in a Marsupial Gurgle-like manner

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Luke: Saying “Why am I doing this?” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “See, I don’t remember the dirty sketches, Andrew; because, I’m not a perv”

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Luke: “The Scarlet P is not following me around”

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Luke: “This is where things get truly complicated on this show”

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Luke: “You gotta mute that microphone!”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for the Marsupial Gurgle website while talking about Andrew’s Marsupial Gurgle sound

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During the show, Andrew said “I’m inside of a whale!” in reference to a story of a man who was swallowed by a whale, but was able to escape.

Andrew: “I’m inside of a whale!”

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I added some reverb to that clip and created a little video using that modified clip:

Andrew: “I’m inside of a whale!” [Reverb]

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Andrew: “As you know, Luke, I’m a Jim Beam person myself”

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Andrew: “But, I feel like such a dirtbag with the plastic bottle”

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Andrew: “Get out your bingo cards”

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Andrew: “I had a… Yoo-hoo or two in my day”

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Andrew: “I have something that could maybe be referred to as a ‘reverse bucket list'”

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Andrew: “I know what my boundaries are”

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Andrew: “I wouldn’t mind getting my… big, ol’ hand around an old-school Gatorade bottle”

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Andrew: “I’m a Kellerman-head, man!”

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Andrew: “I’ve seen some big cats!”

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Andrew: “It would trigger all kinds of anxieties for me! I mean, fear of heights is on there; but, just, like, fear of… the world… fear of my own clumsiness, fear of everything would kick in”

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Andrew: “Mmm!!!”

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Andrew: “Nope!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: Singing “I am the Sun, you are the Moon”

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Andrew: Singing “I was walking with Genevieve”

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Andrew: “Thank you!”

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Andrew: “That is my… jam. That is my summer jam. That is my vacation jam”

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Andrew: “We’ve just been so middle-age on the show recently”

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Andrew: “You have the tone of a man who doesn’t wanna be overheard doing his podcast”

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Andrew: “You know, I love me some Ron Funches”

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Andrew and Luke: “I thought it was a Roomba, man… I was, like, ‘Oh, no’. Hey! I have human friends, too; like, my nephew Luke”

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Luke: “Bro… go to Pluto!”

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Luke: “If I had my bell with me, I would ding it right there”

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Luke: “Since we’re already saying things that are inappropriate or… might… trigger the listeners… this is basically porn for you, right, Andrew?”

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Luke: Yodeling “Yachats!”

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Andrew: “Ahhh!”

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Andrew: “And, I’ve never masturbated in a work call before”

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Andrew: “And, then, I think my brain just wandered from there”

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Andrew: “Are those astronaut pants? Cuz, your ass is out of this world”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha!! Nicole Kidman!”

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Andrew: “Hugh Grant, Hugh Grant, Hugh Grant, Hugh Grant”

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Andrew: “I fumbled my way through this BS before”

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Andrew: “I fumbled my way through this BS before… Boy, that’s gonna be a drop, isn’t it?”

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Andrew: “I hate those words”

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Andrew: “I have that disease when I’m not on the radio too”

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Andrew: “I probably had Cody, you know, sucking the file through the system”

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Andrew: “I stole money. That’s not so bad. Where did you steal it from? Church”

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Andrew: “I swear, it’s the times that I’m wrong is when I’m strident with you”

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Andrew: “I’m free now. I can say whatever I want, knowing that that will never be isolated”

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Andrew: “I’m not totally convinced it’s made up”

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Andrew: “Interesting”

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Andrew: “Let’s just say… Andy got a habit”

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Andrew: “Oh, we’ve been had”

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Andrew: “Once again… Andrew’s wrong to prove your point, Luke”

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Andrew: Singing “Na-ma-na-na… Binaca donk”

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Andrew: “Too clean, Luke… I was too… clean… to… heal!”

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Andrew: “Wait a second! Have we been had here?”

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Andrew: “What if I suddenly become good at podcasting?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Astronomy (-nomy)”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned re: work and other things that will soon get in the way of listening to TBTL and pulling drops

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Andrew and Luke: “I was multitasking. I probably had Cody, you know, sucking the file through the system, and I was doing this, and I was (Please explain to people that Cody is a computer system and not a guy) uploading that… I was not talking about the computer system”

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Luke: “Binaca donk”

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Luke: “I regret nothing, Andrew. Because, you know what? The joy that I felt yesterday was real”

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Luke: “I’ll see your error, Andrew, and raise it”

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Luke: “I’m strident all the time! Which… following that logic means I’m probably wrong all the time”

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Luke: “Now, if you cut me open, it’s mostly Jameson”

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Luke: Saying “Yeah, maybe this is the time for listening!” in a cracked voice

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Luke: Saying something in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Honky-tonk… Binaca donk”

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Luke: “That’s a lot of negatives, Burbs”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew Kokomo’d Luke during Music for Your Weekend

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Andrew: “Am I buggin’ ya… Don’t mean to bug ya”

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Andrew: “But, who’s F Perez!?”

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Andrew: “Check for MAGA shells”

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Andrew: “Don’t blow your armpits dry with it in the morning”

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Andrew: “First of all, I’m so rarely wrong on this show”

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Andrew: “Fuck, I hate that”

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Andrew: “Happy Blursday, damnit!”

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Andrew: “I don’t like the press”

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Andrew: “I don’t like the press… You know, like, that’s where I’m coming from”

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Andrew: “Is that hot off the drop presses?”

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Andrew: “It’s the terrible tweet!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No! It’s not!”

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Andrew: “No, bro!”

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Andrew: “Okay”

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Andrew: Saying “Unlocked!” and making a funny sound

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Andrew: “Stop pooping in our parking lot!”

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Andrew: “That’s a bad tweet”

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Andrew: “The Milky Way! The Milky Way!”

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Andrew: “What the shit!?”

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Andrew: “What!!?”

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Andrew: “When I’m complaining about the garbage, that’s a negative sound”

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Andrew: “You put me here, man”

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Andrew and Luke: “And this reporter picked… four (The worst tweets!) of the worst tweets I’ve… ever… read… in my life!”

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Andrew and Luke: “No! (Yes) No!”

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Luke: “A friendly reminder to pick up after your fur babies”

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Luke: Saying “Has the GOP indoctrinated and recruited the, the cicadas?” as Ben Stein

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Luke: “Some very… moisture… I’m sorry I used that word”

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Luke: “Stop pooping in our parking lot”

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Luke: “Truckin -N- Fuckin”

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Luke: “What you’re seeing is a bad tweet”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for providing Luke a clip of Andrew saying “Wait a second!! I’m wrong!” from #3440

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Luke and Andrew: “Stop meat shitting in our parking lot? (Oh, God!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “The Meat Shits. Oh… God! Stop!”

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Luke and Andrew: “What a world. What a world”

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Andrew: “And, boomer goes the dynamite”

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Andrew: “Fonzi wears a blue shirt”

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Andrew: “For a show that I probably watched a lot of, I don’t have good feelings about it!”

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Andrew: “Hey! Where’s the frigging Tony Soprano?”

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Andrew: “In our house, we refer to it as ‘carrot flesh’. But… it’s not a normal house”

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Andrew: “My list would not be super fresh either”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Am I getting canceled?”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Luke: “Da-dah… da-dah… da-dah-da-dah-da-dah!”

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Luke: “Doo-wah ditty, blow my thing”

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Luke: “I Think You Should Leave… arguably–That’s the name of the show… Please, don’t… put your phones down… Don’t pause the show. Don’t… unsubscribe from what we’re doing”

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Luke: “I want my hasenpfeffer!”

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Luke: “Not all of us get food in our face hair, Andrew”

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Luke: “Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!”

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Luke: Trying to sing the “Happy Days” theme song from memory

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Luke: “Where’s the… gabagool?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ayyyy! (Ayyyy!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ayyyy! (Ayyyy!)” #2

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Andrew: “1, 2, 3, yank!”

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Andrew: “Aww, I miss Vieves”

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Andrew: “But, it’s evergreen, cuz I’m always complaining”

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Andrew: “But, that was, like, my thing!”

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Andrew: “But, that was, like, my thing… quiz boy!”

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Andrew: “Drinks on me”

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Andrew: “Hell, yeah!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what he did! I don’t wanna know!”

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Andrew: “I felt it”

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Andrew: “I’m just free and easy out here!”

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Andrew: “If I were to accidentally thwap it on the table”

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Andrew: Making clamping down, clicking sounds

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Andrew: “My frozen hot dog with wires going through isn’t so bad anymore, is it?”

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Andrew: “My story about my… smelly beard is not exactly pleasant either”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “That would’ve been such an Andrew situation”

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Andrew: “The cat stuff is interesting”

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Andrew: “This is admittedly, kind of, a gross thing. I’m not proud of this”

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Andrew: “Wait a second!! I’m wrong!”

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Andrew: “Well, that’s not what we called them!”

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Luke: “Anyone up for some random randiness?”

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Luke: “For anybody who’s composing an e-mail… we got there”

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Luke: “I had to Google it”

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Luke: “Not to go to… Emo Town”

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Luke: “Outta here with that shit!”

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Luke: Singing “Regis and Kathy Lee… They’re as good as two hosts could be”

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Luke: “What a weasel!”

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Luke: “You’ve talked about it!!”

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