Clips From TBTL #3380

Andrew: “Ahh! A touch of class”

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Andrew: “Amen”

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Andrew: “And, I got too many tacos”

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Andrew: “I guess there was no way that wasn’t coming back to bite me in the ass; but, that’s on me. So, fine”

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Andrew: “I looked at the taco, I said, ‘You’re garbage right now. No offense; but, I’m full. I don’t need you'”

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Andrew: “I love the process of doing it. I love smell of it”

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Andrew: “I really did myself dirty today, Luke”

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Andrew: “I told you, no food and no Le Batard today!”

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Andrew: “I’ll die on this pizza!”

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Andrew: “Judging your cheese purchase”

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Andrew: “Little by little, I’ve just been, like, accepting the mayonnaise”

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamn! Who gives a shit?”

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Andrew: “Oh, wow. We have so much food on the rundown!”

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Andrew: “Oh, you put ketchup on a hot dog? You’re a child! You’re doing it wrong! I’m from Chicago! But, I’m from New York! We’re… Our pizza is different! I’ll die on this pizza! Shut up! Like, Jesus H. Christ! Eat what ya want!”

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Andrew: “Our pizza is different!”

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Andrew: “That’s the kind of elevator that I wanna get stuck in”

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Andrew: “Two smarts, smarting it up”

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Andrew: “You’re a child! You’re doing it wrong!”

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Andrew: “You’re garbage right now. No offense; but, I’m full. I don’t need you”

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Andrew: “You’re wrong! End of story!”

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Andrew: “You’re wrong! You’re welcome!”

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Luke: “Chunt!!”

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Luke: “I like the raw onion. Is that craziness?”

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Luke: “I’m greedy for the show, ‘American Greed'”

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Luke: “No toca nada”

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Luke: “No! I love it when you try”

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Luke: Singing the theme song from “Jurassic Park”

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Luke: “That may come back to haunt you as well”

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Luke: “Two farts, farting it up”

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Luke and Andrew: “However cumbent you wanna be while biking, we (Yeah) respect that. Whether you wanna (Right) cumbent once or recumbent, that’s all up to you”

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Clips From TBTL #3379

Andrew: “But, in the moment, I was… with you”

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Andrew: “Hmm. Now, that’s a mixed message right there”

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Andrew: “I can’t, like, kinda flip and see how big the appendix is”

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Andrew: “I don’t follow this world at all”

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Andrew: “I feel a little bit weird about what I just said”

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Andrew: “I had posting regret”

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Andrew: “I think that was half-drunk brain”

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Andrew: “I’m telling you, I took the vaccine and I’m fine!”

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Andrew: “It’s a digital book; so, I can’t, like, kinda flip and see how big the appendix is”

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Andrew: “Oh, dear!”

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Andrew: Saying “Everybody’s getting a phone call!” in a Fred Schneider-like manner

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Andrew: Saying “Ha!!!” as Kermit the Frog

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Andrew: “That looks like the platonic ideal of a summer drink to me”

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Andrew: “That’s why I’m wearing the hoodie”

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Andrew: “Ye–Yeah! Oh-oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “Yeah. You’re gonna hate this though”

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Luke: “And, then, I immediately started feeling bad”

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Luke: “Normally… I would just be, like, ‘Eh, 15 minutes. I’m fine'”

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Luke: Saying “Bach” in an exaggerated manner

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Luke: Saying “It’s Fred Schneider!” as Fred Schneider

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Luke: “Well, for the obvious reasons, Burbs”

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Luke and Andrew: “You have a phone call… hide your shame from everyone (Mmm-hmm)”

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Clips From TBTL #3378

Andrea Seabrook: “Yesterday, it turned into, like, the vortex of stupid… on Twitter”

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Andrew: “I don’t really think about William Shatner that much”

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Andrew: “I keep on hearing Discord all over the place”

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Andrew: “I tried to log in one time, and I got really scared, and I ran away”

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Andrew: “If there’s a God… there wouldn’t be Brazil nuts”

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Andrew: “Luke’s always got stories from Twitter; and, sometimes they pay off and, frankly, sometimes they don’t. I’m sorry, Luke”

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Andrew: “What is wrong with this man!?”

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Andrew: “You love vanilla!”

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Andrew: “You’re fired!”

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Luke: “Also… all good things must come to a start”

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Luke: “And, they are hunting me down like a dog!”

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Luke: “Andrew… What’s happening to me?”

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Luke: “I’m not the only emotional basket case out there”

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Luke: “Luke Burbank… CBS correspondent… Specialty? The Flaming Lips”

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Luke: “Shat-can”

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Clips From TBTL #3377

Andrew: “Again, me being a boner head”

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Andrew: “Again, me being a boner head… Don’t… use that… against me, at some point”

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Andrew: “Cuz, he’s a yowler; and, he’s a crier”

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Andrew: “I’ve missed… the burps!”

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Andrew: “It’s definitely shame that I’m feeling!”

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Andrew: “June seems like, you know, like forever ago”

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Andrew: “Leave house… for Genevieve thing”

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Andrew: “Luke, we just… just… escaped a very awkward situation”

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Andrew: Making a series of funny sounds

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Andrew: “Oh, really. I know nothing about this”

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Andrew: “Oh, the pandemic… is real”

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Andrew: “Physical specimens of bodies”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Goddamn”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “The enormity of the stupidity”

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Andrew: “The Ringo is strong in this one”

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Andrew: “The spice I’m made up of is cumin… So, sugar and cumin. So, that’s gross”

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Andrew: “What!?”

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Andrew: “What is your… what is your… What’s the upshot here, Shatner? Shut it!”

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Andrew: “Why are you on the platform? Get off the platform!! Peace and love”

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Andrew: “Yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m just gonna break protocol. Are you cool with that? Are you ready to just, kind of, (Yes) zig and zag along and, just be, like… jazz?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m, I’m made out of sugar and spice, and everything nice (And everything nice)”

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Luke: “Andrew… We don’t need you narrating from afar. I’m trying to talk about rugby”

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Luke: “I wish I wouldn’t have called it the ‘karate chop flu’… That did not hold up well… and, I, I wanna apologize”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to be… you know… foot… typical-ist”

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Luke: “LL Coop J”

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Luke: “NFT? Huh… More like, WTF!”

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Luke: “Oh, shit!”

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Luke: “Rubber baby buggy bumper. Rubber baby buggy bumper”

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Luke: Singing “What’s the upshot, Shatner?”

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Luke: Singing the “Beverly Hills 90210” theme song

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Luke: “Wait. Are we made out of carbon? What are we made out of?”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is our podcast, Andrew; and, we can do (Yeah) basically anything we want. Yeah!”

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Clips From TBTL #3376

Andrew: “And, then, at a certain point, I release desire on it as you continued on”

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Andrew: “Download; but, don’t listen”

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Andrew: “Go, Garrison!”

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Andrew: “God…damn! What would my body look like in a wetsuit?”

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Andrew: “How does this work!?”

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Andrew: “I hope somebody isolates that”

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Luke: “Beagle, baggle, boggle, boogle”

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Luke: “Heart emoji, heart emoji, heart emoji… Globe emoji, globe emoji, globe emoji”

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Luke: “Heart… prayer hands, prayer hands, prayer hands, prayer hands”

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Luke: “Is he packin’ heat?”

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Luke: “It’s actually debatable which one I know more about”

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Luke: “Like, I wish I had some Spanx right now”

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Luke: “My feet are gorge”

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Luke: “Santa Claus. Star. Santa Claus. Star… Angel, angel, angel, angel”

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Luke: “This is how my… raging insecurity works”

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Luke: “What is a Luke Burbank?”

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Luke: “Why did he use so many eggplants in that text?”

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Luke and Andrew: “There was one drawing of an eggplant on one brick; and, I think we all know… who did that. Yeah. I’m glad you’re being so careful these days”

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Clips From TBTL #3375

Andrew: “I do like having things”

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Andrew: “I don’t love it; but, I, I think it’s pretty accurate”

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Andrew: “I’m just a turd out there”

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Andrew: “I’m just a, kind of, a big blob of emotion”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! What’s wrong with the world?”

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Andrew: Singing “Just call me ‘angel’ on the podcast, baby”

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Andrew: “Splendid Toenails”

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Andrew: “The only growth that you’re doing is in your toenails”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t wanna talk about anybody’s toenails. I don’t wanna talk about my own (Really?) janky toenails. I don’t wanna talk about your damn toenails. I don’t wanna talk about anybody’s toenails”

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Luke: “But, I have a feeling that our… unnamed producer will be able to figure something out”

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Luke: “Cuz, when we… we mess with the space-time continuum on this program… it’s usually a recipe for disaster”

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Luke: “Dyson days are here again?”

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Luke: “Hey, hey, hey!”

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Luke: “I have beautiful feet”

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Luke: “Smelling my own farts”

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Luke: “Thumbs… are very sexy”

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Luke: “Umm, hard yes?”

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Luke: “We’re in the Matrix; but, we know we’re in the Matrix”

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Luke: “What’s the long nail on that?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Anyway, back to my toenails really quickly (No)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I am capable of growth… and… (Mmm-hmm) evolving as a human; and, you’re not”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Greta Van Feet” at the same time

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Luke and Lauren Masterson: “He’s a Cleveland 9 (In no particular order), but an LA 2”

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Luke and Lauren Masterson: “What does that mean? What’s wrong–what’s broken (Okay) about me; and, how do I fix it?”

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