Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Have you heard of being a Libra? That’s… that’s what I am; which, is why I’m so charming”

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Andrew: “I apologize. I’m gonna butcher this”

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Andrew: “Looking at him made me very uncomfortable”

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Andrew: “This is not a spoiler-free zone”

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Andrew: “This is tropey and gross”

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Andrew and Luke: “Don’t, don’t worry about the listeners. You and I know what the tweet is (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Episode 4… Episode (Yeah!) 4!”

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Luke: “And, I’ll tell you what. I am feeling weirdly good!”

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Luke: “Have an opinion, jerk”

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Luke: “I was streaming the shit out of some Disney+ this weekend, my dude”

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Luke: “Kings and queens and princes and princesses”

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Luke: Singing “I love you. Yes, I do”

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Luke: Singing “This old heart of mine, been broke a thousand times”

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Luke: “The Bryant Peace and Love, Peace and Love Project”

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Luke: “This is fucking high art!”

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Luke: “Unicorn brain explosion”

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Luke: “Work hard… work hard”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “I love you. Yes, I do (Yes I do)”

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Andrew: “And, it reminded me of an Andy Rooney-esque… I don’t know, idea, rant that has… been kinda banging around my head”

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Andrew: “And, you know that I have a real bugaboo about this, right?”

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Andrew: “Because, the mid-life crisis continues”

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Andrew: “How come you guys don’t have baseball cards? Did I say, ‘How come’? Hope I didn’t say, ‘How come'”

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Andrew: “I live in my weird little holes”

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Andrew: “Like, that scenario that you just set up is exactly, exactly… perfectly… the scenario… that makes me have to go number 2 immediately”

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Andrew: “Nope. Sorry. You’re outta there”

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Andrew: “Oh! What’s the difference? I thought they were interchangeable!”

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Andrew: “Roombas get stoombas”

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Andrew: Singing “Yummy, yummy”

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Andrew: “The sick… sick part of my brain”

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Andrew: “Who loves ya baby!?”

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Andrew: “You can keep the shows, change the names”

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Luke: “Back to the normal… grimy, slimy… rainy weather”

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Luke: “Folks… those guys won’t know whether to poop or wind their watches”

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Luke: “My team will be a pack of clump dogs”

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Luke: “Our offensive philosophy… will be chunkage!”

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Luke: “We’re gonna explode you like a diaper full of loose stool!”

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Luke and Andrew: “No-no-no-no-no! (Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!) No, you did not!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You spit in our faces? We eat spit for breakfast! (Eww) We live on spit! For us, the spit, is where the grind lies”

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Andrew: “Doot! Doot!”

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Andrew: “Get at me if I’m wrong”

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Andrew: “Having a StarTAC is not a personality”

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Andrew: “I like listening to you better on the radio; cuz, I can turn ya off!”

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Andrew: “I’m just seeping into my oldness”

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Andrew: “I’ve ruined this Blursday”

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Andrew: “Is he coming back or not?”

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Andrew: “Narc”

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Andrew: “Okay! I’m going to Venmo you now for the Real Change newspaper; even though, I already have one at home!”

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Andrew: Singing “Leave a message. Leave a message!”

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Andrew: “Sorta sounds dirty”

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Andrew: “That’s all I want is to not look super dorky”

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Andrew: “Things are beginning to fall into place, Luke”

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Andrew: “What’s–Why not? Because what?”

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Andrew: “Who’s a good dog? Polly, who’s a good dog?”

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Andrew: “You’re a good dog!”

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Andrew and Luke: Polly Prissy Pants

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Luke: “Chris and I are losing our minds over this!”

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Luke: “I’m a little Cupid… shooting my little arrow… all over the Blursdays”

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Luke: Singing the Nokia ringtone

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Luke: Singing the Nokia ringtone [Sped Up]

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Luke: “Tell me my future… or crack my back”

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Luke: “That is… for some reason, kind of upsetting”

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Luke: “That’s what I get for trying to sneakily mute my mic, Andrew, to clear my throat”

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Luke: “These are TBTL supporters that are donating a… dazzling level; and, we sure do appreciate it… We sure wouldn’t be here without it, that’s for sure! How many times can I use ‘sure’… here in the first 30 seconds of this thing?”

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Andrew: “And, it is… it’s freaking me out, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Instinctual”

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Andrew: “Old cat yells on pod”

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Andrew: Singing “Lovely day. Lovely day”

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Andrew: “Stop talking Walsh! Stop explaining it… This ain’t TBTL history… Pretty clear what I’m talking about there”

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Andrew: “What if God was one of us?”

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Luke: “Can I flaunt my privilege?”

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Luke: “I’m off to the speakeasy to… have a, you know a… have a toot; and, Tippecanoe and Tyler too!”

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Luke: “If we have to do a 4 hour show today… in order to get to Top Stories, we… will… do it!”

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Luke: “Just be safe… and don’t catch feelings”

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Luke: “Pod…ma…nogamy?”

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Luke: Saying “That’s the best… tasting pickle I ever heard!” as the Vlasic Stork

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Luke: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “What!!?” in an Adam Duritz-like manner

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: “Sorry. That’s a little tangent from my… butthurt Husky position”

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Luke: “The president did what? We need to declare this a holiday… We need to make this a player’s holiday… Ant Banks, tell ’em what’s up”

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Luke: “The president said what!?”

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Luke: “We could only afford 900 Island”

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Luke: “You have pushed my dazzled button”

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Luke: “Your new name is… Taargüs Producer Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: “We call them ‘Tittles’… No, we do not!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yes… but… I don’t mean to be ‘Yes, but,’ Andrew… but… Can I be, ‘No, and’?”

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Andrew: “As you well know, I butt-in all the time”

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Andrew: “Hanford seems wrong to me”

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Andrew: “I guess I’m gonna punch you in the face?”

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Andrew: “Look at what your son did to my boy”

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Andrew: “The nerds can’t beat up on the nerds!”

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Andrew: “You still got it! Beautiful bastard!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning, Luke. Happy… pod-iversary… Umm… Please explain? You don’t remember our anniversary? Are we really gonna have this… trope… of an argument on the show? I think what I’ll tell you is, ‘Goldfish, I forgot'”

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Andrew and Luke: Playing the El Ropo musical button and saying “Dave Kansas”

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Luke: “Could you have healed a little faster!?”

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Luke: Getting mentioned for providing information about the TBTL Cereal special

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Luke: “I didn’t miss that sausage fest”

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Luke: “I rage out pretty often”

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Luke: “I’m a… content creation machine, everyone”

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Luke: “It’s a 30-year punch”

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Luke: “Just 30 years of stuffing it down!”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “What the hell!?”

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Andrew: “But, I… had just eaten McDonalds and was full of shame. And, the only way to get the shame out was to brush your teeth”

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Andrew: “Can I be strong like a Kiki?”

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Andrew: “Can’t trust those bozos!”

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Andrew: “Does this involve race in anyway?”

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Andrew: “I have elevator dreams, Luke”

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Andrew: “I just like to be tan. It just feels good”

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Andrew: “In all seriousness, I’m not doing this to get in your head”

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Andrew: “Now, that’s a flex”

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Andrew: “Okay. Get our words together, Walsh, then say them”

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Andrew: Saying “That’s weird!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “The platonic ideal of a calendar week”

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Andrew: “Your… your mouth and your brain disconnected just for one second”

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Luke: “Boomer Sooner!”

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Luke: “Caused my bunghole to pucker… my friend”

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Luke: “I’m not having this”

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Luke: “I’m playing three-dimensional podcasting”

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Luke: “It’s also nice that it’s… another one of those months where… the first day of the month is also… a Monday… Monday, March 5th. Everything just feels… aligned” [ed: 🤦🏻‍♂️]

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Luke: “KBOI!”

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Luke: Saying “You did me dirty!” in a British accent

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Luke: Singing “Lightning… striking again”

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Luke: “You’re putting something out into the environment here that we now all have to smell with our ears”

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Luke: “You’re verbally farting”

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