Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: Air-blasting into the microphone

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Andrew: “Blowing into the actual, you know… maw of the Nintendo”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha!”

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Andrew: “Hey!”

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Andrew: “High-powered… lips pursed, really, kind of… sand-blasting with air. Air-blasting, I guess, is the word”

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Andrew: “I don’t brush my teeth”

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Andrew: “I’m out of my depth here”

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Andrew: “I’m such an idiot! I’m such an idiot”

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Andrew: “Kinda warm up… the open end of that cartridge”

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Andrew: Making a slow, hot breathy thing into the microphone

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Andrew: “Oh, God! My teeth don’t feel like shiny, smooth clean… to the touch”

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Andrew: “Plurscast”

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Andrew: Saying “Hey, I’m gonna use an emoji now!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “It wasn’t the stripes, Luke!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing “Here he comes, Mister Podcaster”

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Andrew: “Some weird stuff was happening online”

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Andrew: “Sorry, that was a terrible sound”

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Andrew: “Tell me when I get a ding and I’ll ding myself”

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Andrew: “The slow… hot… breathy thing”

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Andrew: “There’s no good redeeming quality of it. It’s just pure ugliness”

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Andrew: “They don’t go with Korn-heads”

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Andrew: “What’s a GenZ?”

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Andrew: “Yeah. I’m super old”

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Andrew and Luke: “Anything you want! Please! (Yes!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can I just… (Mmm-hmm) go brush my teeth now… please?”

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Luke: “Clear Heis, full heart”

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Luke: “I don’t know what that means; but, I wanna be there for it when it happens!”

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Luke: “I’m just a podcaster, standing in front of a Roomba, asking it to make out with me”

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Luke: “That was my last shoelace!”

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Luke: “Well, there was a sad sack. It was called ‘me'”

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Andrew: “Clap your hands, say ‘Nah'”

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Andrew: Clapping

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Andrew: “Grading on a scale… grading on the Walshian scale”

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Andrew: “Have you found yourself on Crackle… at all?”

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Andrew: “I listen to bad radio!”

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Andrew: “Let’s not autopsy that joke”

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Andrew: “The nerd in me wants to just, kind of, examine that a little bit”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do I hear a little, like, a… a little bit of, like, a… a didgeridoo or something in the background; or, am I…? I didgeridon’t”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing along to Spandau Ballet’s “Through the Barricade”

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Luke: “But, somehow, there’s just a certain section of my iTunes that just sounds like wet doo-doo”

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Luke: “It was some Hodor shit!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, wow! Yeah, this file’s fascinating!”

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Luke: Saying “Program” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “1-877-Kars 4 Kids” as Bob Dylan

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Luke: Singing “Domp, domp, domp. 1-87”

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Luke: “You don’t mean to talk merde… about the French language?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Good morning, my friend. Good morning, Luke! Is it still morning?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, yeah. Youz going down to Wawa? (Oh, wow) Okay, I’m gonna get an ice water”

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Andrew: “And start a spiral of, of disappointment and frustration”

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Andrew: “Back-slappy, manly time”

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Andrew: “But, I’m not even gonna… open up the possibility of them picking it up; only, to let me down and, and start a spiral of, of disappointment and frustration with the city”

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Andrew: “He won’t be here forever, will he”

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Andrew: “I am having troubles, man! Say all the letters in the words, Walsh. Come on!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t even try today”

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Andrew: “I do have my thinging cap on. This rem–Did I say ‘thinging’? I do have my thinging cap on”

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Andrew: “I just released desire”

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Andrew: “I tried Garfield before and it didn’t get me anywhere”

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Andrew: “I’m afraid the only way we’re gonna have… a somewhat listenable podcast today is if I keep Theo on my lap”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna play all my greatest hits today”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna focus on… the B-Us here”

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Andrew: “I’m just, kind of, slip-sliding around the town”

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Andrew: “I’m not even supposed to be here today!”

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Andrew: “I’m obsessed with garbage”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Making an old man sound in the background

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Andrew: Making tires slipping on ice sounds

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Andrew: “Ohh-ho!”

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Andrew: “Say all the letters in the words, Walsh. Come on!”

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Andrew: Saying “Soup… soup is bipartisan” as President Barack Obama

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Andrew: “That was me making an old man sound”

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Andrew: “You know what? I’m not listening… I’m not listening to the… the universe”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna get me inside the bubble with the butter lady”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think this is gonna be the most shocking thing… I have said on TBTL in quite some time; so, buckle up… Mmmkay… I didn’t even try today”

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Luke: “Blink twice if you can still hear me”

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Luke: “I am the only Burbank… in Portland, with power, currently”

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Luke: “It’s… tongue… planted firmly in cheek”

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Luke: Saying “As-as Jay would say, ‘You got soup!'” as President Barack Obama

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Luke: “We’re in deep woo-woo”

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Luke and Andrew: “A hard, but not frozen, rain to… (Yes) sweep the snow off of these streets”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yaris, Yaris! Yaris!”

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Andrew: “Ahh! What I wouldn’t do for a meat tent” (Edited)

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Andrew: “Andrew finally blew a fuse”

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Andrew: “Big, fat, wet flakes”

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Andrew: Death rattle

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Andrew: “Does anybody know about this lobster thing? He should be canceled!”

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Andrew: “How is it, Luke, how is it… that on this day… when I’m so… hungry… every single one of our drops has to do with food?”

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Andrew: “I blow my nose with 50 dollar bills”

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Andrew: “I like you… I like baseball… I like wasting time”

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Andrew: “I… have a lot of things that I’ve said on this show that I regret”

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Andrew: “I’ll just bleep it”

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Andrew: “I’m not, I’m not vegan… I eat meat”

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Andrew: “If you hear me speaking here and thinking… ‘Well, this isn’t something you live by, Walsh.’ I know”

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Andrew: “It’s like milk; but, for humans”

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Andrew: “Like, whatever! Whatever! I’ll try it, sure”

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Andrew: “Meat tents”

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Andrew: “Pardon me! Do you hear that death rattle in my voice?”

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Andrew: “Sometimes, my inability to speak saves me from future sadness; when, that drop woulda come back in my face”

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Andrew: “The butter makes it better”

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Andrew: “We’re adding some heat to our Valentine’s Day”

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Andrew: “You’re in New Hampshire now!”

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Andrew and Luke: “No! Don’t consider that! (I know!) Consider it and then dismiss it!”

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Luke: “He has lost his damn mind!”

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Luke: “I am just taking this to the least fun place”

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Luke: “I know I’m being so no fun; and, I apologize”

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Luke: “It makes me weirdly excited that all the cars are spun out on the freeway”

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Luke: “Like, we are now in full-on… snow-mageddon”

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Luke: “Ya can’t get there from here!”

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Luke: “You’re cute!”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about the Miami Meat Tents? How about not!”

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Andrew: “And, I feel very lost, and I feel cold, and I feel scared, and I feel old”

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Andrew: “And, pray to the saint of Internet speeds”

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Andrew: “Back in me day!”

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Andrew: “Hey, Andrew… what’s the most important… part of the story? Ignore it. Now, say what’s on your mind”

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Andrew: “I can’t figure out light bulbs anymore, Luke”

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Andrew: “I don’t have time to Columbo up your story here”

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Andrew: “I told you… I don’t know how to read”

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Andrew: “I, well, hmm. I had something I wanted to talk to you about”

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Andrew: “I’m a… duck’s legs… flapping in the water trying to keep up”

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Andrew: “Just like a real crusty, grumpy old man”

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Andrew: “Oh; and, the adventure begins again”

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Andrew: “Okay. So… Pills? No… pil–pills! Hey-hey… Hey, pills. Doctor Pill–I mean”

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Andrew: “Shut up, little man!”

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Andrew: “The TheraGun Mini, for me, is where it’s at!”

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Andrew: “This goes nowhere… Eh, it goes nowhere”

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Andrew: “Well, I made a fart joke on the show the other day”

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Luke: “Back in my day!”

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Luke: “I’m, like, making a… list and I’m checking it twice”

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Luke: “Next thing you know… you’ve gone full Rooney”

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Luke: “Oh, hey! Y’all said this name!”

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Luke: Saying “Well, you know, actually, the money’s probably fine” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Bleeding my insecurities all over the place”

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Andrew: “Did it again, Walsh. Really homed in on the interesting part of the article!”

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Andrew: “I asked you a question; and, now, I’m answering it. So, that’s a dangerous game, Dan-O”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna make it weird”

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Andrew: “I think I stumbled and bumbled my way into TBTL talk”

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Andrew: “I would always come home and… have a list of things to be insecure about and to beat myself over”

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Andrew: “I… flipped my shit. I was screaming. I was crying”

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Andrew: “I’ve written a bad tweet or two in my time”

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Andrew: “If I open a door, I better be ready to walk through it with these folks”

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Andrew: “Is it McCartney-Lennon or Lennon-McCartney? Well, it depends on who you ask, doesn’t it Paul!?”

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Andrew: “It was a classic… shame recognize game situation”

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Andrew: “Oh, fiddlesticks! Where’s my TikTok login?”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit! No!”

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Andrew: “Palate cleanser time!”

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Andrew: Saying “And, I dunno if you know this; but, I also write a newsletter” and shuddering

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Andrew: Saying “I don’t like cheese” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “Happy, happy, happy birthday” and clapping

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Andrew: “Ugh! I felt like I hated everything that I’d said on the show!”

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Andrew: “Uh… I’m prepared to go forward”

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Andrew: “What the fuck is with this kid?”

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Luke: “Another listener, who prefers not to be named on the show, but does a lot of stuff to help around here… gave us, I guess, a compliment” [ed: Yes, it was a compliment.]

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Luke: “At what cost, McCona-dog? At what cost?”

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Luke: “Aw, fiddlesticks!”

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Luke: “Holy hell is this wrong! But, holy hell is it… erotic!”

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Luke: “I could do this all day, you guys. All day”

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Luke: “Meow-meow-meow… meow-meow… meow-meow, objection. Overruled. Sustained. I’ll allow it”

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Luke: “Oh, God, I’m old!”

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