Tag: Luke Burbank

The clip played at the beginning of the show was sent in by Listener Max in Brooklyn. Max created wonderful piece of audio based on the spoof that Luke came up with called “Barketplace”.

Listener Max in Brooklyn: Barketplace

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Andrew: “Conversational seat belt”

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Andrew: “I was so full of shame already”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna clear my throat… Way better. Way better. Coming in stronger now”

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Andrew: “I’m no expert; but, I do have a computer”

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Andrew: “Like, I was so full already. I was so full of shame already”

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Andrew: Making a trumpet sound

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Andrew: “No! I’m sure I didn’t; because, I’m filled with shame”

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Andrew: “Not everything has to be a starter. I think I’ve proved that with this show”

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Andrew: “Something’s wrong with that; and, I don’t know what it is! Maybe, it’s racism”

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Andrew: “There are idiots all over the place”

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Andrew: “With a, a glancing blow, you can blow this off”

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Andrew: “Yeah, baby. That’s the business”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke Burbank… That’s my name”

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Luke: “Louis the Whatever”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, there was something that felt so… decadent (Yeah) and, like… Louis the Whatever… of me”

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Andrew: “I hate Mondays”

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Andrew: “I love that man… so, so much”

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Andrew: “I’m getting really boring here”

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Andrew: “I’m saying this just so that Genevieve doesn’t come in here and, and hurt me”

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Andrew: “It’s just Le Batard talk”

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Andrew: “It’s just so… dumb and lazy!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “That’s a little… sexual right there, I believe. No?”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m being a little snowflaky here, I guess”

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Andrew and Luke: “Behind him is his, like… you know, co-musician. That’s what they call him (Uh-huh), right?”

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Luke: “Bridgetown!”

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Luke: “Cuz, nobody overuses a joke like Old Burbs”

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Luke: “I’m a hard maybe”

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Luke: “I’m not bringing anybody over to my weird side of this”

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Luke: “It was a war of northern aggression. What?”

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Luke: “Not my joke”

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Luke: “Nothing gold can stay in my mind”

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Luke: “Ooh, explicit”

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Luke: Saying “When opportunity knocks at your corrugated garage door” with a Philly accent

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Luke: Singing “Music in a blog post. Music in a”

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Luke: Singing “You even had him in the shower”

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Luke: “Stomp, stomp, clap part”

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Andrew: “And, the bummer of the news is”

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Andrew: “Are we rich yet, Daddy?”

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Andrew: “Are we… rich yet… Daddy?”

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Andrew: “Damn! That’s a special day”

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Andrew: Death rattle

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Andrew: “Derping around the Internet”

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Andrew: “Dude’s not super great at it”

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Andrew: “Good morning, early bird”

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Andrew: “I gotta stop this”

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Andrew: “I had, like, aphasia of the ears for a second”

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Andrew: “I’ll be honest. I’m thinking about it!”

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Andrew: “I’m engaged at this point”

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Andrew: “I’m not… trying to trick my body that I’m sleep pooping”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, buddy. I don’t… I don’t remember who you are”

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Andrew: “I’m such an idiot!”

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Andrew: “If I start workshopping that right now, that’s the type of thing that I’m gonna be hearing back in my headphones on Monday morning when you introduce me on the show”

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Andrew: “If I was wearing pearls, I would have clutched them”

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Andrew: “Oh, damn!!”

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Andrew: “Pardon me. Do you hear that death rattle? Do you hear that scythian rattle?”

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Andrew: Saying “Presentation” as David S. Pumpkins

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’m not gonna say that anymore”

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Luke: “¡Ay, papi!”

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Luke: “¡Ay, papi!” #2

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Luke: “Are we rich yet, Daddy? Ay, papi”

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Luke: Football coach press conference listing all possible options for knee positions

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Luke: “I realized I had to pee… Then, by the time I had to peed, I was kind of awake… So, then I just took on the day like a champion… an accidental champion”

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Luke: “You don’t get the show!”

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Andrew: “Beeb-dom?”

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Andrew: “But, now, I’m in this whole world of Pidgin”

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Andrew: “Get up early for alone time? No way, José!”

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Andrew: “I literally… do not know if I dreamt this”

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Andrew: “I was being thick there”

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Andrew: “It’s a Reservoir Dogs of Blursdays!”

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Andrew: “It’s too big”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Like, it’s bullshit!”

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Andrew: “Luke, can you hear my smile?”

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Andrew: “Mick!”

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Andrew: “Oh, my dude!”

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Andrew: “Ooh! This is my alone time. This is my special time”

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Andrew: Saying “Luke, can you hear my smile?” with even more smile

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Andrew: “Start your meetings right and they are more likely to end right”

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Andrew: “Stupid face”

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Andrew: “Wake up, Theo”

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Andrew: “We’re idiots”

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Andrew: “Whoo! Party times”

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Andrew: “You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals; so, let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel”

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Andrew: “You’ll see it. You’ll hate it”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying a drawn out “Freedom!” with Luke saying “Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “Mīk! (Okay)”

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Luke: Drawn out “Freedom!”

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Luke: “Oh, boy. Don’t do it, Burbs. Don’t do it”

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Luke: “Okay, honey bunny”

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Luke: “Our Hasse’s on Broadway”

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Luke: “Start your meetings right… and they are more likely to end right”

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Luke: “The Appliance Whaambulance”

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Luke: “You start your meetings right… and they are more likely to end right”

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Andrew: “A Gen X sarcasmo”

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Andrew: “Ab…so…lutely”

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Andrew: “After the break, I will… reveal all!”

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Andrew: “Boy, Andrew, you did a good job making this pot of coffee today”

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Andrew: “How did the tail wag that dog?”

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Andrew: “I am drinking… a damn good cup of coffee here, Luke”

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Andrew: “I have something that I wanna say”

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Andrew: “It’s probably on me”

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Andrew: “La-La Land!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Now… What about farts?”

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Andrew: “Objective… agenda… umbrella, release”

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Andrew: “Paul… I am your father”

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Andrew: “See ya in Seattle, suckers!”

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Andrew: Singing “And, she said… ‘I think, we both kinda liked it'” in a Muppet-y manner

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Andrew: “Stannis, I am your father”

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Andrew: “Stannis, you had my smoke baby?”

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Andrew: “They beat my Brownies”

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Andrew: “This coup stuff hit different… now”

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Andrew: “You’d expect me to take it to farts”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know, that’s… reasonable. People can… disagree… No, they can’t”

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Luke: “Again, I don’t wanna paint you with my brush”

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Luke: “At the C of the O of the B”

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Luke: “I had 5 glasses of wine and 4 farts”

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Luke: “I know… shit-all about college basketball”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Making bean bag catching sounds

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Luke: Making bean bag catching sounds #2

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Luke: “My armpits… my body”

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Luke: “Scooby-Doo, they call him Scooby-Doo; but, Scooby-Don’t”

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Luke: “Shoosh!”

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Luke: Singing “The right time to roll with me”

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Luke: Singing “This time, baby, I’ll use… bullet points”

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Luke: Singing a portion of “Roll to Me” by Del Amitri

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Luke: “Wow… Why did you let that happen?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I please take this show to an even weirder place… (Mmm-hmm) on this… (Mmm-hmm) Wednesday?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’ it… (Mmm-hmm) well”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “I said, ‘What about… Breakfast at Tiffany’s?’ (Breakfast at Tiffany’s) Tippany’s”

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