Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “#GrapeNuts”

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Andrew: “Are you familiar with the term, ‘back-handed compliment’?”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I’m not the smartest pancake in the train”

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Andrew: “I clearly don’t know what the hell I’m talking about”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what’s going on with me”

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Andrew: “I like flaky cereal”

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Andrew: “I should shut up now”

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Andrew: “I’ll never know what happened… to the royal family!”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna blow it up and make it the show pic”

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Andrew: “It’s fine. It’s absolutely fine”

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Andrew: “It’s perfect!”

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Andrew: “Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean. But, Cream of Wheat was such a treat, they licked the platter clean”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit! Is that what the vaccine does?”

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Andrew: “That first week of a month where Monday is one, Wednesday is three, Friday is five. It’s perfect!”

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Andrew: “They’re just as good, Luke!”

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Andrew: “They’re just as good!!”

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Andrew: “You wouldn’t say that to Tom Petty, would you?”

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Luke: “But, I will… absolutely pour a… tall, giant block of cheese and eat it”

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Luke: “I’m coming out the booth!!!”

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Luke: Singing a portion of the “3-2-1 Contact” intro theme song

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Luke: “That checked a lotta boxes for me… here, early on a Friday”

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Luke: “You are just, basically, holding a wet booger that you can text people with”

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Luke and Andrew: “Please remember: No mountain too stall… Too tall or too stall? And, too stall. And, good luck to small!”

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Andrew: “Have you ever had somebody quit on you in the middle of a show? Cuz, Genevieve just walked out”

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Andrew: “He-he-he-hey, hey… Let’s… let’s make it about sex”

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Andrew: “HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead!”

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Andrew: “HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead!” (Edited)

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Andrew: “I just left some sparkles”

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Andrew: “I was doing fine until you made things super dirty”

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Andrew: “It uses my name!?”

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Andrew: “Mental illness is a serious issue”

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Andrew: Saying “He-he-he-hey, hey… Let’s… let’s make it about sex” at 0.575x speed

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Andrew: Saying “I don’t think you do!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m picturing, like, a… unicorn with a leaking problem”

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Andrew: “That’s why you… Haas’d”

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Andrew: “Unbelievable sights… Indescribable feelings. Soaring, tumbling, free-wheeling?”

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Andrew: “Where am I going though?”

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Andrew: “You racist [beep]”

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Andrew and Luke: “You need to look out that badly at all times? I mean, maybe? Sadly? Yes, I think?”

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Luke: “ABD: Always Be Daria”

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Luke: “Beef squashed”

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Luke: “Don’t you dare close your eyes”

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Luke: “Funky stocks beat”

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Luke: “Here on episode 3347, in a collector’s series (Let the fun begin)” [ed: Nope.]

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Luke: “I’ve quit on myself and the show”

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Luke: “It was shocking to me… to realize… just how many people have observed me… walking around without clothing on in Portland”

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Luke: “Put it in my veins!”

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Luke: “That’s how fully torqued I am”

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Luke: “You got it not right”

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Andrew: “And, I’m just so dumb when it comes to the street, Luke!”

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Andrew: “And, I’m spelunking and I’m feeling myself again”

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Andrew: “And, my butt started clenching really tight”

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Andrew: “Cuz, you can wend your way right over the border”

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Andrew: “Hey, I’ll poke ya and give you the vaccine”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna die on the toilet”

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Andrew: “I really need a win-win here!”

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Andrew: “I remember that panicky feeling of one time getting in there; and, then, feeling like, ‘Oh, no. I can’t get it out'”

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Andrew: “It was a thinker!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “That is so good! What do you mean, ‘That is not as good’?”

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Andrew: “Luke, just… put it in the arm”

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Andrew: “Oh, Dad”

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Andrew: “Ohhh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “So… boo on that. That sucks”

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Andrew: “Wow, look at me… This is the most powerful I’ve ever been”

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Andrew and Luke: “Eh, I got a podcast… Eh, I’m on TV”

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Andrew and Luke: “I sometimes cry at Amazon.com commercials… sure. Wait, you do? No, I don’t”

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Luke: Drawn out “Oh, yeah”

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Luke: “Holy guacamole!”

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Luke: “I always say: a Peabody is just an award we haven’t won yet”

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Luke: “I have to paint my bald spot”

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Luke: “I’ve got bald spots to powder”

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Luke: “Three non-Juggalo medical professionals”

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Andrew: “Ah, come on. Stop talking about this. Move on. Talk about the Browns or anything!”

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Andrew: “Hardcore nerd culture”

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Andrew: “Hey, 44 year old boyfriend. What… what’cha watch, what’cha watching in here?”

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Andrew: “Holy macaroons!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how much I like it!”

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Andrew: “I hate to be a bummer here”

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Andrew: “I think you keep on explaining this to me and I keep forgetting it”

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Andrew: “Le Batard-iversary”

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Andrew: “Post-coitus jibber-jabber”

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Andrew: “The glut of Le Batard”

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Andrew: “Them’s the Boomers”

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Andrew: “Then we’ll be fine forever, right Daddy?”

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Andrew: “There should be some dampness”

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Andrew: “They filthy-up the language immediately”

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Andrew: “Think outside the bun”

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Andrew: “Well, this just isn’t my thing”

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Andrew: “Yeah, guys… Can we just not tell Luke everything?”

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Andrew: “You should quit your other shit though”

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Luke: “Andrew has… said… the quiet part loud”

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Luke: “Aw, hell no”

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Luke: “Coastal Honda Elite”

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Luke: “Couch”

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Luke: “Game recognize game. Shame recognize shame”

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Luke: “I just wanna tell you, I’m gonna make a lot of mistakes (What an idiot!)”

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Luke: “I stole so much other mail!”

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Luke: “Maximize the… the, the flavor… to tongue ratio”

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Luke: “My life has been the story… of a, a man with a pool filled with human excrement”

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Luke: Saying “Uncle Ricky… would you tell us a story? Please, oh, please?” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Singing “I lost on Jeopardy!”

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Luke: “Well, why am I gonna… add to their… lung problem?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Luckily, my body has caught up to my insecurity… (Shit) So”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke reciting lyrics from Megan Thee Stallion’s “Savage”

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Andrew: “Arrows are an international language!”

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Andrew: “Bottom”

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Andrew: “Come on!”

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Andrew: “Do you mind if I taco-splain for a moment?”

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Andrew: “Duck and Covney”

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Andrew: “I can say esses now, Mrs. Bean!”

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Andrew: “I cleaned the house top to bottom”

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Andrew: “I don’t like this arrow rule; but, I’m following it!”

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Andrew: “I just look like… grumpy Bernie Sanders all the time anyway”

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Andrew: “I never, nerver [ph]“

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Andrew: “I tried to get us back there, man. I didn’t everything I could to get us back there”

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Andrew: “I would totally blow it”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna try to be… a good co-host today”

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Andrew: “If I’m really in judgy mode”

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Andrew: “It was the best I had, man!”

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Andrew: “My gut goes the other direction”

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Andrew: “Taco-splaining”

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Luke: “Done, done”

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Luke: “Have some self-respect… please”

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Luke: “I’m not in your camp!”

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Luke: “Oh, Andrew”

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Luke: “This is getting more boring!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Jerry Seinfeld claps back at Larry King (Yeah. Right) for being under-prepared!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Weirdly subservient to me (Hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What do you think the listeners are more interested in: David Duchovny or tacos? Umm, tacos?”

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Andrew: “I did see a couple of other dorks”

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Andrew: “I didn’t have the boldness, though, to proclaim that on the show. I’m glad you opened that door for me”

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Andrew: “I like… words and… and, and, I like radio”

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Andrew: “I’m done!”

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Andrew: “I’m sort of sick of woke… radio”

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Andrew: “It’s not knees, but it’s kneecaps! It’s so gross!”

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Andrew: “One day, I turned on the radio and realized they were talking to me”

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Andrew: “That’s an idea!”

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Andrew: “The mystery continues”

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Andrew: “There are twos of us. Twos!”

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Andrew: “What are you doing over there? What are you putting together?”

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Luke: “Coming up… on the United Stations Network, it’s Luke Burbank’s new show, ‘How I Didn’t Build This'”

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Luke: “Griffin…th!”

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Luke: “Griffinth”

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Luke: “I have found the most public radio show… to ever public radio”

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Luke: “I’m a Griffinthdorth”

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Luke: “In the opposite words of Guy Raz… I didn’t build this”

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Luke: “You’re gonna have the weekend of your life after you hear this tape”

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