Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Boy, so many professors I don’t like!”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke. I found myself in a bit of a pickle here”

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Andrew: “Have you been… slightly insulted by somebody walking the wrong way in a one-way grocery store aisle? Call me, Andrew, at the offices Walsh, Walsh and Doormat… We are… We practice petty law”

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Andrew: “I do things! I do things!”

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Andrew: “I have never even considered the fact that Ch… be written in… anything other than in all caps, right?”

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Andrew: “I mean, that can break someone!”

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Andrew: “I’m a fish now”

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Andrew: “I’m often carefully slicing tubed meats lengthwise these days”

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Andrew: “Just a blackhole of interestingness”

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Andrew: “Just got a Chunt pick”

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Andrew: “Putting ‘Hugh’ between two Ws is though”

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Andrew: “You wouldn’t have a pot to soup in”

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Luke: “But, today, I think I’m, I’m in the zone, everwody; [sic] and, we are… Everywody? There’s an irony to saying ‘I’m in the zone, everywody’… that is not lost on me”

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Luke: “I don’t have any Chunt pictures, thankfully, in there”

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Luke: “I feel real radio-ish… here; because, I’m standing”

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Luke: “Lower case ‘chunt’ feels… dirty”

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Luke: “SailingScuttlebutt.com”

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Luke: Saying “Why do you make chicken soup without the chicken…” as Jiminy Glick

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Luke and Andrew: “Louis! Louis!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you like me to set up a Wikipedia page… (I’d like to see you try) for you? I mean, you’ll have to log into your fantasy football app first… Let’s start with that”

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Andrew: “And, that’s the day I became a man”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Thank you”

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Andrew: Grunting as Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor

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Andrew: “I dunno why this was the day the dam broke”

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Andrew: “I’m done! I’m done!”

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Andrew: “I’m mad as hell and I can’t take it anymore!”

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Andrew: “I’m trying to say ‘Hello’ to dogs with my eyes, (Mmm-hmm) in this way that does not make me sane”

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Andrew: “It’s so weird! It’s just so weird”

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Andrew: “Little draggin’ today… Not a dragon”

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Andrew: “Okay. These guys are really just… leaning into the grossness”

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Andrew: Saying “I was trying to go to a bad site during work” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Ohh!” in a cute, funny manner

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Andrew: “So, they watched you do it. It wasn’t like they were yelling because their balls went mysteriously missing”

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Andrew: “These are… boring-ass questions”

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Andrew: “What are you little monsters doing?”

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Andrew: “What’s going on with this… crazy person?”

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Andrew: “Who gives a shit, I guess”

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Andrew: “Why do you sound like Droopy Dog?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew went to Parlor.com instead of Parler.com

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m trying to say ‘Hello’ to dogs with my eyes, (Mmm-hmm) in this way that does not make me sane”

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Luke: “Hey there!”

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Luke: “I think what we can… all agree on, is that I am… extremely good… at making marriages work”

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Luke: “I’m gonna have to fully invent a child… so I can buy these butt wipes; which, now, a baby will be deprived of”

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Luke: “I’m in the… like, a bubble of liberal elitism”

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Luke: “I’m not handling this well”

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Luke: “Luke Burbank… is crushing it… at staying married”

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Luke: “Save it for the No Point, Burbs”

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Luke: “Sleepless nights, huh?”

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Luke: “That hot, hot Tesh cont”

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Luke: “That’s a chaos that your muppet cannot handle”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hot, hot Tesh cont is not good… Lemme blow past that”

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Andrew: “All I’m saying is, all the legal shows… should be counted”

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Andrew: “Do other cultures go in for this bullshit?”

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Andrew: “I have strange memories that pop in my head”

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Andrew: “I think I might literally love him”

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Andrew: “I will check with my host”

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Andrew: Making a donkey braying sound

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Andrew: “Not the smartest bulb on the tree”

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Andrew: “That’s a power move!”

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Andrew: “Those guys got moves!”

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Andrew: “Ugh! What shitty broadcasters”

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Andrew: “Well, you should go directly to Hell for that; and, you should know it”

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Andrew: “What have I done?”

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Andrew: “Who’s sticking their hands in other people’s bowling balls?”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew: “Yas, queen”

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Andrew and Luke: “This has really gone into the death of the newspaper industry… stories… Yeah, and the death of our podcast; (Something that is very…) which our listeners are hearing unfold in real-time… Yeah!”

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Luke: “And, then I Shazam’d it!”

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Luke: “Andrew, save me”

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Luke: Attempting to say “Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg”

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Luke: “Felt almost like sleet… was just… whapping me right in the face!”

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Luke: “God! What a baby!”

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Luke: “I mean, honestly… she was probably a… a great teacher before they had electricity”

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Luke: “I never even had a friend named Colin. He’d been dead for ten years”

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Luke: “I want you to shoot your shot!”

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Luke: “Indeed, queen”

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Luke: “It’s a Bob Dylan song, Andrew!!!”

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Luke: “Luke Burbank, man of God”

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Luke: Making a donkey braying sound

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Luke: “Oh, man… Stifle it, Burbs”

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Luke: “Portland, Ory-gone [ph]“

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Luke: Singing “Monday, Black Monday”

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Luke: “Thanks for keeping us in your thoughts; and, keeping us in your direct deposits”

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Luke: “The longest running Coburg of the show”

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Luke: “The problem is… there is, there have definitely been counting errors that were not caught. This is before we… had… such a… carefully… careful team of, of listeners… One, in particular, I know really, kind of, keeps us on the right course”

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Luke: “There are some bugs”

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Luke: “Watermelons are the pumpkins of the summer”

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Luke: “What!? I didn’t get honored?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hot dogs are kind of the meat pumpkins… of (Don’t) the summer”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about you? When you said goodbye… on The Andrew Walsh Show… I must have listened to it. But, but, I’ve now forgotten… You were there, buddy. You were there… (I was there, physically!?) Yeah, I think so. A bunch of people were there”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke not so good at grammar

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Luke and Andrew: Luke plays the audio drop of Andrew saying “Wassup!” and Andrew is not pleased

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Luke and Andrew: Luke whistling, both saying “Gone Troppo” and Luke making a donkey braying sound

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Andrew: “Burn that, will you?”

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Andrew: “I didn’t kill my wife!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care!”

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Andrew: “I’m all outta breath… That was the closest I’ve ever cut this, Luke”

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Andrew: “Jonah wanna give?”

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Andrew: “Oh, my gosh!”

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Andrew: “Sequimmy dipping”

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Andrew: “That was the closest I’ve ever cut this”

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Andrew: “The yells of excitement turning into the shrieks of terror; as, my idea rains down upon thee!”

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Andrew: “Tony, don’t!”

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Andrew: “You are an impossible man”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew got got by Luke playing the audio drop of Andrew saying “Wassup!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You might say that that whole area is Wayne’s World… Party down, excellent… I’m sorry”

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Luke: “Buy! Buy! Buy! Sell! Sell! Sell!”

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Luke: “I’m an Impossible man like my father and his father before him”

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Luke: Singing “Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme”

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Luke: “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”

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Luke: “There’s no one… watching… the wheel!”

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Luke: “This is an even worse idea! What are you doing!?”

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Luke: “This is… neither here or anywhere”

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Luke: “This makes… so much more sense now; as, to why I was so confused”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I shear that with you real quick? (Oh, no)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Luke Burbank… (Yeah) Chinese delivery… Collision course”

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Luke and Andrew: “Was the show called ‘Guy, Kid, Lady’? The show was called ‘Kid, Guy, Lady'”

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Andrew: “And, I remember being very cranky after the whole thing was over”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I have no attention span at home anymore”

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Andrew: “I actually think of you. I hate how much you’re in my head, as a matter of fact; now, that I think about it”

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Andrew: “I don’t love clean!”

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Andrew: “I know; but, it’s just for the show!”

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Andrew: “I mean, I cringe at it; but, I love it”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oops”

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Andrew: Saying “But, I probably will!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “These things need to be meat forward”

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Andrew: “Weirdly obedient”

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Luke: “God does use kids to help you get a kid out of your body!”

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Luke: “Hunh… Interesting choice”

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Luke: “I’m coo’ not following the coup”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to take it to Sad Town… Not trying to take it to Wayne Town”

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Luke: “It’s not for me… It’s not for Burbs”

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Luke: “Let’s take some you time, Burbs”

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Luke: “Más extraño que la ficción”

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Luke: Singing “Chase me all the way”

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Luke: “Yeah. That’s just cone times, my friend”

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Luke: “Your new name is: Helpful, Helpful”

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Luke and Andrew: “He is… Andrew Walsh. We’re hoping that he doesn’t make it ‘Weird!’ as he joins us from the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington… Good morning, my friend. But, I probably will!”

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