Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Bigger Pac-Mans eating smaller Pac-Mans over and over and over again”

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Andrew: “Boom… Nailed it”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I exposed it!”

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Andrew: “Cuz, that’s what I do on this show: I expose things”

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Andrew: “I ordered… lasagna… with red sauce and chicken”

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Andrew: “No more hijacking!”

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Andrew: “Quiet down and order your beans, Pop!”

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Andrew: “Spreadsheet!!”

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Andrew: “Today, as I got up to get my… cup of coffee, I set down my headphones and I swore… I heard my voice, coming out of those headphones, saying something ridiculous”

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Andrew: “What do I wanna do?”

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Andrew: “You know I just have a… bug up my ass about that”

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Listener: Possible TBTL initialism expansions

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Luke: Getting mentioned for sending Andrew audio clips to Luke

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Luke: “He is Andrew… He is Andrew… (Go Browns) There we go, Walsh”

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Luke: “Hello, everyone… I’m the person with fourth billing… Get used to it”

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Luke: “I… literally forgot… what the words are… that I usually say at the beginning of the show”

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Luke: “I’ll tell you what I do… bring along the ol’ wet wipes”

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Luke: “It slays all day!”

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Luke: “It’s Andrew ‘Boom-Boom’ Walsh”

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Luke: “It’s boom-boom!”

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Luke: “Light on facts; but, heavy on back slapping”

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Luke: “We’re under da sea, man”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we get that… minute and a half of our life back? He said, on a podcast that’s now in its thirty-fourth minute talking (I know!) about nothing”

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Andrew: “Add their own stank to it”

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Andrew: “Be the party of Trump. Expose yourselves”

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Andrew: Caught off-guard when Luke played a different “Did you poop?” drop

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Andrew: “Did you wanna start with talking about what my garbage situation is? What did you wanna start with today? What’s the lead story? We did not go over this in our… pre-show meeting”

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Andrew: “I’m the one who’s definitely, kind of, broken in some way”

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Andrew: “Like, all the garbage is out now”

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Andrew: “Maybe I’m a broken person”

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Andrew: “They trigger my, my tear ducts”

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Luke: “Beautiful city. I love your city. It’s a beautiful city”

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Luke: “Clenching our bungholes”

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Luke: “Forget it! It’d be like a fractal!”

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Luke: “He’s still a miserable fuck”

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Luke: “I don’t really know how fractals work”

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Luke: “I might need four years to recover from my celebration”

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Luke: “It does not matter… what you wear; just, as long as you’re there… Everyone… grab a girl… everywhere, around the world”

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Luke: “It sounded fairly… fecal”

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Luke: “New… Yurk? [ph]“

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Luke: “The joy was difficult to contain-do”

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Luke: “This is a Burbs original”

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Luke: “We were dangerously close to being relevant”

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Luke: “You get nothing and like it, Eric!”

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Luke: “You gotta eat that prediction”

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Luke: “You know, when you finally unclench, I’m telling you, Andrew… some poop’s gonna come out”

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Luke and Andrew: “They better have some motherfucking (Yes) Harris… (Yes! When they showed his name…) fireworks going too (Yes! Yes!)”

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Andrew: “Am I not… feeling enough joy this morning?”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke… I don’t know what to say”

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Andrew: “I knew you couldn’t do it. You snuck it in there, you son of a gun”

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Andrew: “Miami of Florida”

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Andrew: “Not the attorney! Not the Attorney!”

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Andrew: “Oh, finally. The king has no clothes”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Nailed it”

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Andrew: Saying “Hello… My name is Luke Burbank” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Silver Sur-four [ph]“

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Andrew: “Tick-tick. Tick-tick”

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Andrew: “We want Trump out of office; but, America’s… got probs”

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Andrew: “Yeah. I gotta, I gotta watch that. Maybe that’s what I’ll do when I’m finally… done doing stupid Spotless!”

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Luke: “I can’t contain my joy-do [ph]“

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Luke: “I just poured Georgia this morning”

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Luke: “I… through the power… of over-confidence and Jameson”

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Luke: “Santa must have come early to bring us this Michael Christmas song!”

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Luke: “The other Miami?”

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Luke: “You trap me on an airplane with a Harper’s and I am… like a pig in shit”

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Luke and Andrew: “Imagine… the baby from the NBC show ‘Dinosaurs’… no longer being the Attorney General of the United States… Let that wash over you… Not the attorney! Not the Attorney! (Not the Bill Barr. Not the Bill Barr)” [ed: “Dinosaurs” was an ABC show and not an NBC. Luke continually messes this up!]

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Luke and Andrew: Role-playing Luke’s call with the “New Yorker” with Andrew playing as Luke and speaking in a funny manner

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Andrew: “A perma-pop?”

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Andrew: “Ah, this is driving me crazy!”

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Andrew: “Don’t move off of this topic. This is amazing”

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Andrew: “Good news!”

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Andrew: “I am gross right now”

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Andrew: “I am… wearing just a t-shirt right now. And, pants!”

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Andrew: “I did try alcohol in college; but, I didn’t inhale it”

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Andrew: “I feel naked”

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Andrew: “I had accidentally listened back to part of yesterday’s regular show”

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Andrew: “It doesn’t work because you just broke it!! Like, you can’t do that!”

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Andrew: “It doesn’t work because you just broke it!! Like, you can’t do that! You can’t come into my house and just, like… take a sledgehammer to my computer; and, then, say ‘Computers suck. Look, yours is broken’. But, that’s all they do with everything!”

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Andrew: “Just the facne [ph], ma’am”

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Andrew: “Lotta facne [ph]“

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Andrew: “Not to get political”

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Andrew: “Ohh, a wake ’em up. I smell a wake ’em up!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Stupid!!”

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Andrew: “The ears add thirty stumbles”

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Andrew: “Walking into somebody else’s bathroom and just having all of their… all of their bathroom stuff exposed. Eww”

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Andrew: “Who you talking to, jerk face?”

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Andrew: “You aren’t making any sense at all! But… it is what it is”

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Andrew: “You’re fine, Walsh… Stop second-guessing yourself all the time… Stupid!!”

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Andrew: “You’re opposite of Walsh-ing it here!”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing along with the Blursday song’s funky bass

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Luke: “And, I pulled a real Andrew yesterday”

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Luke: “Clean that patootie!”

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Luke: “I woulda been sucking my gut in more… or, my chin in more”

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Luke: “I’m changing the system from the inside, Andrew”

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Luke: “If anyone is ever trying to say, ‘Gosh, it’s just like so much… Both sides are just… all over the map on this’… Hundred percent, they’re a fucking Trump fan!”

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Luke: Saying “Aw, Kermie” as Miss Piggy

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Luke: “Speaking of… money scams that I’m excited to run, Andrew”

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Luke: “Two days ago… today… on The Daily… Luke started a story… about being… in a Lyft… riding home, from the airport… on Monday”

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Luke: “Usually my brain is the thing that’s lagging and the computer is… is… is right on time”

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Luke: Whispering “Not to get political”

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Luke: “You’re not getting the David Remnick of subscriptions”

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Luke: “Your ears add thirty or forty stumbles… to whatever your actual comments were”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke wants to run for election in order to steal campaign money donated by Republicans

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