Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “And, I know I always sound a little bit… droopy and doopy on this show”

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Andrew: “Habitat for Zoomanity”

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Andrew: “I don’t have beef”

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Andrew: “I’m an American and you’re an asshole”

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Andrew: “I’m not putting a dime into this!”

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Andrew: “Joining us now with a microphone plugged into a Behringer mixer, which has the output going into a Mix-3 mixer–What is it?–a MixPre mixer… And, then, into… a Lenovo ThinkPad, running ipDTL, it is… Andrew Walsh… and the Hair Dryers”

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Andrew: “Lemme lay one thing on you”

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Andrew: “Make sure that you lock it up. You gotta lock it up!”

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Andrew: “Me and my main man here”

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Andrew: “No, I’m an American and you’re an asshole”

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Andrew: Saying “That is embarrassing!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Somewhere deep in the bowels… of the piping of this house, something has gone… wrong!”

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Andrew: “Spreadshee”

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Andrew: “Spreadsheet”

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Andrew: “Sterve Smirth [ph]“

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Andrew: “Then, I start to feel kinda gross and greasy”

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Andrew: “This is… technically, a public forum”

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Andrew: “Yeah”

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Andrew: “You know, I was very grumpy”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what, Luke? I’m gonna say it: I think it stinks… To high heaven. To high heaven”

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Luke: “Cuz, I gotta blow dry my feet”

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Luke: “I could never do it… because, I’m just so angry inside”

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Luke: “I feel like that’s really the Burbank difference”

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Luke: “I’m the lord of this land!!”

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Luke: “Lurnk Burnbank”

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Luke: “No sign of my feet… or my heart”

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Luke: “Oh, no, Justin!”

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Luke: Saying “Joining you, from an area near dream land, via an ipDTL link… this is, Coast to Coast” as Art Bell

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Luke: “The world’s tamest pot grow”

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Luke: “We gotta make some money so Andrew can afford shower curtains that he shouldn’t be buying”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’ve always been here, Mr. (Yeah) Burbank… (Mmm-hmm) My family wanted to play Keno; but, I had to correct them”

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Andrew: “Because, I’m a vain bastard”

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Andrew: “Here’s the one thing that I wanna tell you that might be kind of interesting… Kind of; although, I still kind of doubt it”

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Andrew: “I hope the sound of the snaking didn’t effect you”

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Andrew: “I just had to pee”

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Andrew: “I let my mind’s eye paint the picture for me”

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Andrew: “I need that shower. Not to just to clean my body; but, to clear my brain”

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Andrew: “I was in the fetal position and shaking for most of the evening”

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Andrew: “I’m dirty and grimy here”

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Andrew: “It’s DJ Hypertension!”

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Andrew: “Just overflowing with just blackness”

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Andrew: “Look at what I just found!”

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Andrew: “Now, you just have the, the mental cloggings to deal with”

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Andrew: “Oh, no”

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Andrew: “Say it again, Walsh. Get more laughs. Everybody done laughing? Okay”

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Andrew: “Single use bathrooms”

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Andrew: “Single use… restroom”

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Andrew: “That’s not gonna happen. Right, Luke? Tell me that’s not gonna happen”

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Andrew: “The Hardly Boys?”

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Andrew: “The problem wasn’t the flowing of water in; it was, where the water was going”

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Andrew: “There’s one thing I can do… and, that’s take a shower”

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Andrew: “This guy’s a little bit too beefy and tough looking. He’s a little bit too rock ‘n’ roll. I’m a little bit more frivolous, I think”

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Andrew: “We can… go… twelve hours without a shower. She can. I was in the fetal position and shaking for most of the evening”

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Andrew: “When I look at this bathroom, and I, and I fantasize about it”

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Andrew: “You got the nut graf”

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Andrew: “You think I don’t know Pee-Wee!?!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew can wash his hands and dishes in his sink and flush the toilet, but still can’t take a shower

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Andrew and Luke: “Steven’s gonna call you… Uh-oh”

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Luke: “A lot of really… upsetting things just came… gurgling and… burbling out”

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Luke: “As we talk about Andrew clearing out his pipes… Our… e-mails and v-mails remained very clogged”

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Luke: “Get over yourself, Burbs”

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Luke: “I don’t know what’s going on, Andrew. I’m having a… some kind of a glottal situation”

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Luke: “I just have to retire that whole section of my, like, taste memory”

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Luke: “Special nighttime bathroom”

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Luke: “The guy’s a nut graf!”

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Luke: “They’ve already… closed the Burbank account”

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Luke: “We’re revising the nut graf!!”

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Luke: “You son-of-a-bitch! You did it again”

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Luke and Andrew: “Instead of what they’re wearing, though; it’s… ‘What were you eating?’ Oh… Okay. Let’s not get graphic, my friend”

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Andrew: “Cuz, Luke, as you know… I don’t read”

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Andrew: “Fast and Furious: BCC!”

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Andrew: “Goddamn you!!”

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Andrew: “Hello, friendo!”

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Andrew: “Holy shit!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know shit about that! I don’t know anything about that!”

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Andrew: “I mean, it is f…rickin’ sick!”

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Andrew: “I think they thought I was on drugs”

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Andrew: “I write like a dad”

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Andrew: “I, I’m, kind of, all hot and bothered right now”

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Andrew: “I’ll explain it all later!”

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Andrew: “I’m the King of Stuttering. He’s the stuttering king”

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Andrew: “It was suppose to be an honor, Master”

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Andrew: “Luke, you’re breaking my heart!”

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Andrew: “Maybe it just knew… that I’m having trubs”

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Andrew: Mumbling

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Andrew: “Now, this is… this is terrible”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! What did I say?”

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Andrew: “Oh, we’re a bro podcast. We talk about our man caves”

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Andrew: “Oh, we’re a couple of dudes and we yuk it up. Like, that just doesn’t sound good”

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Andrew: “That’s why I didn’t mention it! And, that’s why I’m not comfortable saying how I met William”

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Andrew: “What the hell!?”

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Andrew: “What we talk about when we’re talking about TBTL”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna laugh… as it comes out of my mouth”

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Andrew and Luke: “I got a couple of things on that, Luke… (Okay) Good stuff. Good stuff”

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Luke: “Boring! Boring! I’m falling asleep”

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Luke: “Can you believe that shit worked?”

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Luke: “His Royal Thighness”

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Luke: “Holy shit!”

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Luke: “Milkshake duck!”

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Luke: “Oh, man. Don’t do it… Burbs”

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Luke: “Saturdays are for the boys”

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Luke: “We crushed it”

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Luke: “Yeah! Told them!”

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Luke: “Yikers! No thank you”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, please remember: No mountain too tall. And, good lick [sic] to all… And, good luck to all! Did you ‘lick to all’? I dunno what I said. I’m so sorry, everyone”

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Andrew: “Am I begging ya? Don’t mean to… beg ya”

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Andrew: “And, it sounds like it’s just a bit; and, I promise you, it’s not a bit”

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Andrew: “Are you disrespecting my duplication investigation?”

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Andrew: “Are you wagging your finger at us?”

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Andrew: “Are you wagging your finger at us for not supporting you?”

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Andrew: “Best tweet… ever!”

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Andrew: “Got a big one here!”

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Andrew: “How do I clean… my mascot costume, that I’ll never use again, possibly!?”

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Andrew: “I am a big whiskey drinker”

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Andrew: “I can’t do it. I’m gonna be on the couch!”

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Andrew: “I have no use for giant ice… balls… in my life”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna BitTorrent these. I’m gonna pirate these!”

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Andrew: “I’m still waiting on your ass”

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Andrew: “My skate date got cancelled; so, I’m like, ‘I’m gonna do some hardcore puttering this afternoon'”

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Andrew: “No. What?”

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Andrew: Saying “Well, what… they were trying to do. He was mortified to put on that… costume and stand in front of those people” in a snooty manner

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Andrew: “Take that baby out of the freezer!”

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Andrew: “That sounds smart to me!”

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Andrew: “That sounds smart to me! I think that’s more thought than I’ve ever given it”

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Andrew: “What? That’s not how this works”

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Andrew: “Wow! Quibi lasted a Quibi!”

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Andrew: “Wow! Quibi lasted a Quibi! How meta!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, you’re being a dick”

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Andrew: “Yeah. Ya. I’m in a circle, alone… my friend”

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Andrew and Luke: “An out…roar. An uproar, I should say. An outrage or an uproar. In England, they call it an outroar”

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Luke: “Billion dollar boondoggle”

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Luke: “Can you believe that shit?”

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Luke: “Despite all my rage, I’m still on a train that’s low gauge?”

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Luke: “Enough of this dribble-drabble”

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Luke: “I beg you to bug me”

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Luke: “I come with the White House. I’m part of the furniture”

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Luke: “I’m gonna climb into the BathEscape… of bad feelings”

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Luke: “I’m gonna plunge to the depths. Oh, hey. What’s up, James Cameron? Guess what? I’m going lower than you”

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Luke: “Let’s take this… to two-and-a-half Quibis”

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Luke: “Look, I’m not crying for them, Argentina”

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Luke: “Once again, Andrew has successfully… hijacked the program”

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Luke: “Or, I just am addicted to salt”

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Luke: “Put that on your Quibi!”

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Luke: Ranking four things that Luke hates

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Luke: Singing “I beg you to bug me”

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Luke: Singing “Lovin’ you is easy cuz you’re beautiful… La la la la la… La la, la la la”

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Luke: “That L going through that A”

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Luke: “The Loyal Order of Twitter Deleters”

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Luke: “They… intentionally banged into an asteroid”

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