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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2385

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Andrew: “Alright, you see that sign over there? It says, ‘Applesauce’. Nah, it says, ‘Applause’.”

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Andrew: “Bottom line: People are awful”

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Andrew: “Did you poop!?”

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Andrew: “Dingus”

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Andrew: “Don’t hack me… bro”

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Andrew: “God, you guys are butt-in-skis”

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Andrew: “Hey now!”

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Andrew: “I can associate with this story so much!”

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Andrew: “I sit in the cemetery… Nobody bothers you in the cemetery”

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Andrew: “In Second Life, nobody can hear you pee”

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Andrew: “It’s good shit”

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Andrew: “Just Tonawanda eat my sandwich”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Mo’ Second Life Money, Mo’ Second Life Problems”

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Andrew: “My voice gets really high like this, for some reason”

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Andrew: “Nope… I’m good.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. You’re seriously doing this Hannity/Colmes thing right now?”

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Andrew: “Okay, crazy asshole”

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Andrew: “She didn’t even say, ‘Butt'”

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Andrew: “Stop the show!”

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Andrew: “TBT-Ello from the other side”

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Andrew: “They’re onto us!!!”

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Andrew: “What’s the problem!?!”

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Andrew: “When someone said I was pwned on Twitter, and I was like, ‘What does that mean?'”

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Andrew: “Yes, please!!!”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Are you doing this just to get, just to get my blood up!? (No!) Are you doing this for podcast reasons? No, I’m not.”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Oh, what’cha eating? Oh, looks like a good sandwich. Hey, let’s talk about those chips. Bugles? Haven’t seen Bugles in forever. Fuck off! I’m trying eat my lunch! I like to put them on my fingers!”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Stop banging the table. I’m sorry.”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Uh, okay, so here’s my bad experiment I wanna try on this show… right now, with you. Does it also involve Kayne? Um, no. It involves whoopie.”

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Nick Jarin: “Actually, guns do kill people”

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Nick Jarin: Chuckling

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Nick Jarin: Laughing

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Nick Jarin: Laughing #2

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Nick Jarin: Laughing #3

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Nick Jarin: “Tauntaun-owanda”

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Nick Jarin: “That’s what I do!”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “But, I recently left the, the, the mainstream media, the MSM as the Twit-bots call it. I call it the ‘Lamestream Media'”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: Making Whoopie

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Steve Neuman: “Hey, Andrew. It’s Stu. This is episode 2385… in a collector’s series”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2271

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Nick Jarin’s “Keys to the Show” Intro

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Andrew: “Amazing!”

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Andrew: “Apparently, one of us is an asshole”

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Andrew: “Because, what we’re gonna find out is that you’re a good friend, and I’m awful.”

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Andrew: “Boom!”

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Andrew: “Boom!” #2

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Andrew: “Boom! Big Henry!”

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Andrew: “But, I, I don’t live with a lot of FOMO”

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Andrew: “Cat fight!”

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Andrew: Deflated “No”

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Andrew: “Don’t you worry about my undergarments”

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Andrew: Drawn out “I’ll take it”

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Andrew: “Emma Watson is just an idea to me. I don’t think I’ve even seen her in a movie.”

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Andrew: “Gurl!”

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Andrew: “Have you and I ever talked on the phone… ever?!!”

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Andrew: “He’s so… G-d talented, man!”

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Andrew: “I can’t remember what we’ve talked about on this show”

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Andrew: “I didn’t like the end”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what’s going on!”

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Andrew: “I guess”

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Andrew: “I like that action!”

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Andrew: “I love what a disaster this intro already is”

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Andrew: “I now have adult onset hangovers”

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Andrew: “I’ll allow it!”

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Andrew: “I’m more, we’ve tried to hash it on the show, I’m more like: Fear of Missing ‘Murder, She Wrote'”

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Andrew: “It’s so good, Nick! It’s so good!”

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Andrew: “Just filling a slanket with my farts”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: Laughing #5

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Andrew: Laughing #6

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “No, no! I didn’t mean it that way.”

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Andrew: “Never!!”

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Andrew: “No! It’s so crazy!”

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Andrew: “Okily dokily here”

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Andrew: “Really?”

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Andrew: Saying “Ford” in “Wallingford” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “You’d be prettier if you smiled a little bit” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “Friends forever”

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Andrew: “That’s Big Henry”

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Andrew: “The photo is… amazing!”

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Andrew: “Welcome to day two of Lukeless in Seattle”

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Andrew: “What!?!”

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Andrew: “What!!? Really!?”

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Andrew: “Why talk to my therapist about it, that’s why I got you guys for. Hey, everybody!”

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Andrew: “You gotta open up a bit, gurl!”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “And, I assumed that you… I assumed that you assumed that Hillary Clinton would win the election… Yeah.”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Listeners love it when I say the word, ‘colleague’ (Mmm)”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “People on this show know that I have the cultural literacy of an ant. Mmm-hmm. An ant, that lived… I don’t know.”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “She may or may not be in this–Schrödinger’s Watson, is what it is. Can we write that as a show title, Schrödinger’s Watson? (Schrödinger’s Watson? I love that)”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: The Greatest Generation is a great name for a good podcast

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Would you say that he rules the school? He rules the school with his bestie”

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Nick Jarin: “I am the professional in the room, in this case”

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Nick Jarin: “I feel like we would do decent on ‘The Newlywed Show,’ except we’ve never made whoopie.”

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Nick Jarin: “Just look at this fucking guy”

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Nick Jarin: Laughing

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Nick Jarin: “So, really, that was ‘E’? Answer E: Filling a slanket with farts?”

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Nick Jarin: “What was I thinking? I can’t wait to get out of here!”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: Andrew cracking up while Nick is spoofing about the Seahawks

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “Are doing okay? (I, I…) Do you need to see a therapist? No! It’s so crazy!”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “I’m just going ahead and break the fourth wall: why do you guys let him do this? They don’t have a choice… Luke’s gone.”

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