Tag: No Point Conversion

Andrew: “I was… emotionally so happy that it was a blow-out yesterday. I know that sounds so bad as a fan”

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Andrew: Sighing and saying “Let it go… it’s fine”

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Andrew: “This is what we do over here, England. What do you think of it?”

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Andrew: “Well, do you wanna hear something… You’re gonna laugh so hard”

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Andrew and Luke: “We just didn’t know what the Seahawks were at the beginning of the season; and, then, what we did see… was… you know… some turds… out there, game-wise. But, now that they’re finally… (Just real… little turds) Just little turds”

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Luke and Andrew: “I gotta blow my nose… I’ve been holding in a nose blow for the last… (Oh, no) hour and forty-three minutes”

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Andrew: “Footy-ball”

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Andrew: “I don’t know!!”

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Andrew: “It just occurred to me; I’m not saying this to be a dick”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m a bad board op”

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Andrew: “We… wrote the podcast on this”

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Andrew and Luke: “The OCD in me doesn’t like having that one… You down with OCD? You know me”

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Luke and Andrew: Hue Jackson and Ricky’s Room Temperature Oatmeal

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, for me, my old friends, alcohol, were probably helping confuse me (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’ve put your evil inside all of us… (I know!)”

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Andrew: “Goddamnit, man. It’ll kinda kill me”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna sound a little knee-jerky and a little conservative here about this”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna lie to you… I was drinking a little bit”

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Andrew: “If my girlfriend finds out I’m doing this podcast, I am in trouble!”

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Andrew: “Like, that is such an F-U”

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Andrew: “My God! It’s over! It’s over”

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Andrew: “We should probably wrap-up. We’re getting near the third river”

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Andrew: “You don’t understand! Like, you don’t understand”

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Luke: Audio from a potential Hey Dummies video

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Luke: Audio from a potential Hey Dummies video #2

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Luke: “I agree with everything you just said”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to be PETA. I’m not trying to be the turd in this punchbowl”

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Luke: “Now, time for our Tic Tac Fruit Adventure Game Changer Award… that goes to Jarvis Landry”

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Luke: “Stop trying to make smelling your own farts a thing”

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Luke: “That’s pretty fucking fun”

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Luke: “You got… things to do and girlfriends to see”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, I do want this episode to be called, ‘Smelling Your Own Farts with Poop Detective Luke Burbank’… ‘From Puss to Poo’ or whatever the other one was… Subtitle! ‘A Fruit Adventure, starring Poop Professor, Luke Burbank'”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’ve been ver–you’ve been a very good boy, Andrew. Thank you”

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Andrew: “For… absolutely no reason that I can understand… our kicker… just shut down like a broken android”

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Andrew: “Fucking altitude”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how to explain it; and, I know that I sound like a broken record. You can make a mon… please don’t, you can make a montage of me saying this… after… almost every single Browns game”

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Andrew: “I dunno. Maybe it’s in our brain”

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Andrew: “I’m super-serving my Wassells”

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Andrew: “It’s not about losing, it’s about never giving up. That’s the spirit of the Cleveland Browns”

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Andrew: Singing “It’s the freaking pre-season. Gonna have me some fun”

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Andrew: “That is a terrible sound!”

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Andrew: “That… is a beautiful story. That is my new favorite story”

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Andrew: “You… think that you would get used to losing”

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Luke: “I promise, these are not just gonna be… bitch-fests every week for me”

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Luke: “I think Gronk smashed a few times”

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Luke: “I would play that slot machine, Ass in the Jackpot”

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Luke: “I’m not even mad at the guy… I’m not even mad at him”

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Luke: “Thanks to all you ghosts out there… who are yelling at–and it’s not helping us!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, I… fucking hate that team… (Yeah) everything they stand for; (Yeah) and their fans… Peace and love”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah! Drink up that bass with your ears. What is going on with that file!?”

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Andrew: “Are we ‘Yay! Undefeated!’ or, are we ‘Shit! Still winless’?”

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Andrew: “Can I tell you the gross part of this story?”

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Andrew: “I, I dunno. I’m all over the place”

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Andrew: “I’m just speaking obviously now”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Man… I just love that I get to study under you”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. We are going to win this game”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit. They’re playing in a fucking downpour, like, the entire game”

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Andrew: Singing “Ba-dum-ba-dum”

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Andrew: “The next time I move, all I want is a washing machine and dryer!”

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Andrew: “The sweat that I sweated out during that game… was like battery acid”

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Andrew: “These are mah Browns!! Ruff, ruff, ruff!”

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Andrew: “This is a terrible analogy. I wish I could think of something sharper”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can I tell you the gross part of this story? Yeah. It’s… it’s not terribly gross; but… it is bodily”

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Andrew and Luke: Music coming out of Luke’s system sounded blown out, as if he had a dirty knob or something

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Luke: “Everybody’s always friggin’ hurt!”

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Luke: “I guess I’m… I’m, I’m cautiously pessimistic”

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Luke: “Let’s… talk… Browns”

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Luke: Saying “Okay. I guess we lose again” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Seahawks at Bears Monday night… I don’t think we’re gonna win. I hope I’m wrong… I hope that I’m wrong”

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